Resurrection consequences

This week has Lance grappling with what will happen if and when the Darwin Awards find out their most recent winner turns out to be alive. The winning punchline was submitted by glorendil. There were 18 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2008-06-05.

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Top 10 punchlines

Lazaroo		I can live with it! Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 24 May 12:37 PM | Rate:
padre01		It's like the song says, "Burn the land, boil the sea, you can't kill stupidity." Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 23 May 12:32 AM | Rate:
Dr. Joe		Check's cashed -- what can they do? Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 23 May 12:48 PM | Rate:
glorendil		More scandals, more headlines... I don't see the problem. Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 22 May 10:49 PM | Rate:
glorendil		What are they gonna do to me? Kill me? Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 22 May 10:50 PM | Rate:
Rabbit		I'll tell them "I got better". Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 23 May 07:29 AM | Rate:
Mark		Time for the alien resurrection story. Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 27 May 01:48 PM | Rate:
Lazaroo		You mean that they got fooled by the "stupidest person ever?" Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 24 May 12:01 AM | Rate:
padre01		Whatever keeps me in the headlines is all good. Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 23 May 12:27 AM | Rate:
Latin From Manhattan		I'll tell them I'm my identical twin brother! Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 28 May 07:23 AM | Rate: