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I've been putting it off for months, delaying with fake deaths, Darwin awards and miracle resurrections. But finally, we have to face the fact that a baby has entered The Pits household, perhaps changing it irrevocably... The winning punchline was submitted by Lazaroo. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2008-07-11.

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Meet your new roommate.
Rating: 3.91 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Fri 27 Jun 12:27 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yeah, Herman's still bringing new people into the house that don't pay their share of the rent.
Rating: 3.78 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sat 28 Jun 03:20 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Only if you're willing to train the new guy.
Rating: 3.70 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 27 Jun 07:44 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You didn't want your room back, did you?
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 27 Jun 01:22 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Actually, your position has been filled.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 27 Jun 07:44 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You'll notice the television has been replaced by...live entertainment.
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 27 Jun 05:40 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
By the way, we changed your room to a nursary.
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 27 Jun 11:25 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Only now we've got TWO babies!
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 27 Jun 05:08 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I don't recall the place being this clean before
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 27 Jun 06:21 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wait until 2 A.M!
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 3 Jul 11:11 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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