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This week, we finish off our Pits movie storyline as they run out of movies and face the prospect of conversation. The winning punchline was submitted by stufz_u. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #432 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-08-09.

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Lance: Yes, why don't you and Herman have a nice talk? Wayne: We'll be at the pub!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 7 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
L: I'll do the dishes. W: I'll clean the bathroom.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 2 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
L: Where's the Star Wars trilogy? W: I sold it on EBAY!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 2 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
L: The pubs are all closed! W: Noooooooo!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 2 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
L: This is like a bad movie. W: And we should know!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 2 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
L: Video Store..... W: ...Still Open....
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 2 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Lance: Reruns! Wayne: Sequels!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 2 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
"Run away!" "Every man for himself!"
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 2 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
-Uh, I need to call my Mother -I suddenly feel the urge to clean
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 2 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1- Oh no! 2- Not that thing where we share our feelings again!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 2 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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