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Gaby has been hard at work planning her 7th birthday and is going with a circus theme party. I think this may be just so she could have a game that involves lots of small children throwing water balloons at me. But we've also actually booked a clown which Gaby is becoming obsessed about (maybe I can direct the kids to point their water balloons at him). So with clowns on the brain, I went with this cartoon. The winning punchline was submitted by eyes of betazed. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2006-09-21.

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watcha mean by "too big"?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 13 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This baby seats six adults or 27 clowns.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 13 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It was preowned by a little old bearded lady who only drove it to the barber.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 13 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
See dad, I told you I could make it outside the Big Top.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 13 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Due to new honesty regulations, the car dealer is the one with the red nose.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 13 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And it comes with a lifetime warranty of fun.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 13 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The clown knew the dealer was trying to pull some funny business on him.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 13 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Pick out the real clown.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 13 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This model has side impact whoopie cushions.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 13 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And it's roomy enough for all 25 of you!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 14 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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