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Chicken vs egg

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This week's cartoon tries to determine which came first - the chicken or the egg. The winning punchline was submitted by OsamaBombadil. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #481 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-07-26.

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Top 10 punchlines

The chicken, suddenly realized his error and disappeared in a poof of logic.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 21 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And, in a late entry, an amino acid protoplasm has entered the race in lane 3!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 21 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Even at a young age junior was very competitive.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 19 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
this years olypmics participants are getting younger and younger.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 19 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Unfortunately, the chicken was hit while crossing the road
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 19 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The real reason why the chicken crossed the road
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 19 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We're gonna settle this once and for all!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 19 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Unfortunately, the photo-finish only deepened the dispute.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 19 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The chicken was first to the line but the egg was first to the finish.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 19 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Luke, I am your father!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 19 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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