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This week, we look at the rigours of being a nocturnal animal. The winning punchline was submitted by Gregory Griffiths. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #487 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-09-27.

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"The kids kept me awake all day..."
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 21 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It had been ages since Bob had been up in time to see a sunset.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 21 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hootie was plagued by daymares and didn't sleep a wink all day.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 21 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Jim worried about his pal Andy, who was on his 5th cup of Mousewell House coffee...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 21 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
"Before my evening coffee I might as well be a hawk."
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 21 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No, the circles under your eyes don't make you look distinguished.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 21 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Jerry's coffeine addiction seemed to peak on moonless nights.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 21 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Staying up all day playing computer games again?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 21 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If you would stop eating those adrenal-filled rats who escape from the Maxwell House lab mazes, you'd be able to sleep all day!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 21 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I don't think I'm going to make it until morning.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 21 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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