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There have been some grumblings in sevilia about the lack of Twists I've been drawing lately. So I've finally drawn a new Twist, in keeping with the festive season. The winning punchline was submitted by CptThomas. There were 10 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2008-01-04.

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Top 10 punchlines

Waiter, there's a baby in my hay!
Rating: 4.08 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Fri 21 Dec 08:30 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I knew that pair of hippies were up to no good . . .
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sat 22 Dec 10:31 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Look a star is born!
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sat 22 Dec 09:15 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Funny, there's more hay in there now than when we started eating it!
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Fri 21 Dec 04:18 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Don't they realise we're herbivores?
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Fri 21 Dec 01:22 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm telling ya, Horace, that ain't myrrh I'm smelling there...
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 30 Dec 05:23 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Boy, they're making jockeys smaller every day . . .
Rating: 3.30 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Mon 24 Dec 01:07 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Man, I hate it when there's no room in the Inn.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 22 Dec 07:59 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I agree, for some reason the hay does taste sweeter tonight.
Rating: 3.13 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 23 Dec 06:37 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's not polite to sleep in our food!
Rating: 3.08 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Fri 21 Dec 05:39 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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