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Embracing skeletons

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A few weeks back, I read with interest of two 5000 year old embracing skeletons found outside of Verona, the city of Romeo and Juliet. That the skeletons were said to be of a young male and female and found just before Valentine's Day... well, maybe I'm just too cynical in being just a little skeptical. The pictures of the skeletons are kinda sweet (although they could be choking each other). The winning punchline was submitted by Mark. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #505 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-03-06.

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How many times do I have to tell you, do not rearrange the bones.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 28 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I don't think they were strangers..
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 1 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And they thought they were having a private moment.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 28 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It sure does make you think there's hope for the human race.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 1 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This should make a great episode on 'Bones' next week . . .
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 27 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Even the fossils get more action than I do!
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 28 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Subjects appear to be still at each other's throat...
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 27 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Okay, now it's official; *everyone* has a Valentine's day date except me!
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 28 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If only these bones could talk..
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 28 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Secret lovers, you can run.....but you can't hide!
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 28 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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