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Mistaken mermaid

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This week's cartoon is inspired by the old legend that the mermaid myth originated from sailors deceived by dugongs sunning themselves on rocks. Considering dugongs must be one of the ugliest creatures on the planet, those must've been some lonely, frustrated sailors! SEVNOTE - The winning punchline for this cartoon hasn't been chosen yet. It will be chosen from the Finalist Punchlines at this weekend's IRC Judging Session. You are very welcome to participate - here are instructions on how to join in.This cartoon was archived on 2009-10-04.

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Oh come on! That's a DUDE!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 19 Sep 04:56 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Guys! Seriously! Lay off the rum!
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 18 Sep 09:28 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ummm... Just how long have you been out at sea?
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 18 Sep 09:32 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Whoa slow down. First you have to get to know her
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 18 Sep 09:39 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yeah she's nude and no that doesn't make a difference
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 18 Sep 09:32 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
There isn't enough rum in the world to make you attractive
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 18 Sep 09:28 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dibs? She's all yours Matey!
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 18 Sep 09:31 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No I don't have a blonde wig!
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 19 Sep 05:08 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I bet your girl friend would be delicious deep fried with some tartar sauce.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 19 Sep 05:18 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Any port in a storm, I suppose.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 19 Sep 11:10 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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