Snail slime

The male species tends to leave a trail of mess, dirty laundry and unwashed dishes behind them. At least in the case of snails, they have an excuse for the slime trail they leave behind. The winning punchline was submitted by Eric. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #422 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-05-10.

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Top 10 punchlines

John Fassbender		Just remember, I'll know where you have been. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 4 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
ChocJones		The argument would've been over three hours ago if only Edward could crawl faster than at a snail's pace. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 4 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
ScottE Bemeup		Nevermind. It stopped ringing. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 4 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
ChocJones		In the end it was always the same, Greg beat a slow, sad retreat from Dora's salty tongue. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 4 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
ChocJones		Sarah's ability to make Nelson melt at the sight of her ultimately backfires. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 4 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
ChocJones		Dirk spent ages coaxing Lena out of her shell, only to wish she had never come out. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 4 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Angela Ehrlich		The Snail Equivalent of Leaving the Toilet Seat Up Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 4 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Eric		I said keep it a secret, not keep secreting! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 4 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Mark		When you're done waxing, I want you to vacuum... Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 6 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
nazgul		"You don't need a man," she told me. "Snails are asexual," she told me. Oh, why didn't I listen? Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 7 May 12:00 AM | Rate: