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Kids are always eating the most inappropriate things (once when very young, Gaby got into a bottle of the Indian Ink I use for my cartoons). At least in the case of snakes, the parents can have some idea of what their offspring has ingested. The winning punchline was submitted by Corsair. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #480 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-07-19.

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Sammy was unable to successfully explain the absence of his sisters.
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The neighbors are looking for their cat again. Do you have something to say?
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It was a tragic case of Hide-n-Seek gone horribly wrong.
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Son, when your friends say "bite me" you should not take it literally.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 12 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
"They taste like chicken" is no excuse, young man.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 12 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
His quick thinking on hiding the broken lamp proved inadequate.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 13 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If that's your babysitter, you're grounded for the summer.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 13 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No -- I'm not buying you a new puppy.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 13 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What do ya mean in five days we'll find out?
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I don't care of the neighbor snake dared you to eat the mailman . . .
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