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Each morning, I walk with Gaby to school, bringing our dog Daisy who diligently sniffs every post and tree along the way. If a spot smells particularly interesting, she goes out of her way to leave a small liquid legacy behind. This got me thinking about these spots which must be caked with layer upon layer of canine urine. Yes, I think about these kind of things. I then mentioned the concept to Gaby. Yes, even worse, I talk about these kind of things with my 8 year old daughter. She suggested doing a cartoon of a heap of dogs lined up to wee on a tree (and stipulated that I had to mention on the website that she thought of it so Emma would know). Hence this week's cartoon... The winning punchline was submitted by Kevinator. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #550 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-06-26.

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The guys have it lucky - their tree *never* has a line!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 15 Jun 06:18 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This city definitely needs more trees.
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 13 Jun 02:22 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If this guy doesn't hurry, I'll be marking my leg!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 13 Jun 12:04 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I've had it! I'm moving back to the city where there's a fire hydrant on every corner.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 13 Jun 02:28 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Humans create less trees and more dogs. So much for higher intelligence.
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 15 Jun 02:06 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
She said 'just a minute' three minutes ago.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 13 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That tree's bark is gettin' worse that all our bites put together!
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 13 Jun 12:52 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
"The irony is they have 30 toilets to drink from!"
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 26 Jun 02:12 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I miss the city. There were fire hydrants everywhere!
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 15 Jun 02:08 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Who let *all* the dogs out?
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 15 Jun 06:19 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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