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Shark braces

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Braces are always socially mortifying - even more so if you're the most fearsome and toothy of creatures, the shark. The winning punchline was submitted by ChocJones. There were 19 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #434 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-08-23.

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Top 10 punchlines

Jeez, the Titanic had less metal.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 23 Aug 12:00 AM
Look! It's a clown fish!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 23 Aug 12:00 AM
Jaws quickly regretted eating his orthodontist.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 16 Aug 12:00 AM
The great braced shark have finally become extinced when the magnetic net was invented.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 16 Aug 12:00 AM
For the 30th time that day Larry the Shark wished he wasn't a vegetarian.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 16 Aug 12:00 AM
And for years "tin grin" would be the last words out of many a fish's mouth.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 16 Aug 12:00 AM
You seem to think my braces are funny...wanna seem them from *really* close up?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 16 Aug 12:00 AM
To Bruce's mortification, nobody found a shark with braces intimidating--especially after he was forced to wear coke-bottle glasses too.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 16 Aug 12:00 AM
Harold, I know there's a joke here somewhere but I'd like to live to see tomorrow.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 16 Aug 12:00 AM
Surpassing even the embarassment of the remora, the teenage shark with braces must face the incessant teasing of the clown fish.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 16 Aug 12:00 AM
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