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Skiing penguin

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I thought I'd indulge in one last memory of our skiing holiday last week as we look at a penguin who takes an unorthodox approach to sliding down the ice. The winning punchline was submitted by Mark. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #483 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-08-17.

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Dude, how can you afford the rental fees for those things?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 10 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Clever though he was, Percy once again failed to think his plan all the way through.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 10 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
After last week's belly burn, Horace took no chances.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 10 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Billy always was a bit of an extremist.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 10 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It all made sense when James Bond followed behind shooting.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 10 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I don't care if that's the way they do it in Vail, it's not natural!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 10 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Even through his rose colored ski googles Seth could still not see the flaw in his plan.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 11 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dude, that is so wrong! You should be using a snowboard!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 11 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Bend Your Knees!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 11 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Unlike another penguin documentary, Slalom of the Penguins went straight to DVD.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 11 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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