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Diving board

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I take Gaby to swimming lessons each week and use the time to write cartoons. I hadn't drawn a Twist in a while so I took in my surrounds and this idea emerged. The winning punchline was submitted by Slater. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #503 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-02-13.

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Next time I won't yell POOL SHARK while she's jumping.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 7 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Skydiving.
Rating: 3.80 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 7 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And we were worried she'd hit her head on the side of the pool.
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 7 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Perhaps you shouldn't have yelled "Boo!"
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 7 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Oooh... that's gonna be on Youtube tomorrow.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 7 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
One day later, the insurance fees went through the roof as well
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 6 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Suddenly, the meteorite was flung back into space!
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 7 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Which is why pogo sticks are not allowed on diving boards.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 7 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
After a lengthy wait, Bob realized what goes up doesn't have to come down.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 7 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That sure left a mark.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 7 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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