Smoking causes

I've noticed that most dads are grumpy and over-opinionated and wondered when I as a father would become the same. It seems over the last couple of weeks, I may be making the transition. I've been angsty about global warming and fuming about George Bush and the Iraq war. Seeing as Gaby is a bit young for me to start my political rants at the dinner table, I'll have to inflict my frustrations on sevilia in cartoon form. This week's cartoon is inspired by a recent report that discovered smoking causes full body wrinkling. It seems there's always a new study emerging that discovers new diseases and afflictions caused by cigarettes. I'm still trying to figure out why young 'uns think it's cool to smoke. The winning punchline was submitted by dettus. There were 18 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #508 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-03-28.

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Gregory Griffiths		I don't need to worry about these. I can quit any time I want! Rating: 4.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 26 Mar 07:03 AM | Rate:
ChocJones		Heh, good thing it also causes denial. Rating: 4.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 24 Mar 06:51 AM | Rate:
Mark		Being a manager does the same thing. Rating: 4.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 24 Mar 02:20 PM | Rate:
Dmitri		Smoking always calms my nerves after reading this... Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 23 Mar 06:34 PM | Rate:
Slater		Don't they have pills for that stuff? Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 27 Mar 10:33 AM | Rate:
Hiergargo		Yeah, but tobacco has no salt, fat, sugar, or cholesterol! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 28 Mar 12:58 AM | Rate:
ChocJones		I've wasted half my cigarette break trying to read this. Rating: 3.80 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 22 Mar 12:07 AM | Rate:
mammakins		Doesn't "old age" do the same thing? Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 22 Mar 02:56 AM | Rate:
mammakins		I think Work Stress does the same thing; that's why we smoke! Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 22 Mar 02:58 AM | Rate:
Latin From Manhattan		At least we get more fresh air when they force us to smoke outside! Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 22 Mar 04:33 AM | Rate: