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This week looks at modern materialism at its most extreme. The winning punchline was submitted by Powers. There were 19 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #542 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-04-18.

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Move it buster, this slope is for extremists!
Rating: 3.92 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Mon 31 Mar 01:17 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
When Bob said he needed help moving "a few little things," this wasn't what his friends had in mind.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 2 Apr 06:57 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What did you just say? You're tired?
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 31 Mar 03:50 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, you should've thought of that before we left... or carried the toilet.
Rating: 3.45 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 1 Apr 01:54 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Steve's friends never offered to help him move again.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Tue 1 Apr 04:51 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wait a minute. Where's the generator you were supposed to bring?
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Tue 1 Apr 09:06 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This is so the last time I help anyone to move!!
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 9 Apr 04:47 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
How come you get carry the snacks???
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 31 Mar 12:37 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No, I DON'T think it would be safer to rope us all together!
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 16 Apr 03:51 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This mountaintop better have cable!
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 10 Apr 10:42 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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