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Super collider black hole

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Well, the super collider was turned on last week and the world wasn't sucked into a black hole (there was a strange sense of anti-climax about it all). This week we wonder how the scientists would've reacted if a world ending black hole had emerged. The winning punchline was submitted by ScottE Bemeup. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2008-10-02.

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he was right. the world DID end when she rejected him.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Fri 19 Sep 08:47 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That attraction you feel...it ain't me...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Fri 19 Sep 02:16 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Looks like we made history and ended it at the same time.
Rating: 3.85 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Fri 19 Sep 11:44 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
While Sarah was commenting on the energy sucking blackhole behind Steve, Steve thought she was talking about his ex.
Rating: 3.79 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Fri 19 Sep 02:47 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I think I found the hole in our calculations!
Rating: 3.78 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 24 Sep 03:07 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I see a special event on our horizon..
Rating: 3.70 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 19 Sep 07:09 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Anybody got any duct tape?
Rating: 3.63 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Fri 19 Sep 12:31 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
backspace. BACKSPACE!!
Rating: 3.62 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Fri 19 Sep 08:46 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
we should call tech support.
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 27 Sep 07:22 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
So, what are your scientific views concerning an afterlife?
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Fri 19 Sep 02:11 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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