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Turkey pardon

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This cartoon is way behind in the times as I'm way behind in my cartooning. But I read a few weeks back that on Thanksgiving, the President had to choose between two turkeys to bestow his pardon. The winning punchline was submitted by RealmMan. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #571 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-12-18.

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Don't call us turkeys, we're avian-Americans.
Rating: 4.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 8 Dec 03:08 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Two turkeys and a lame duck.
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 6 Dec 07:27 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I thought you just ate CROW!
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 11 Dec 11:56 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Of course I'd love to come to a Texas BBQ... Hey. wait a minute!
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 8 Dec 04:15 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wait! I'm the right-winger; *he's* the southpaw!!
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 9 Dec 08:46 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Pick me! I've got two right wings!
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 9 Dec 08:47 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
.. now sign, very good. I shall now count to three, and you will wake up and remember nothing.
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sat 6 Dec 11:31 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No, no - I did NOT vote for Obama.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 7 Dec 06:04 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wait a minute - he's the Democratic and I'm the Republican.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 7 Dec 06:17 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's first come, first served...no wait.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 6 Dec 02:55 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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