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This week's cartoon is inspired by the scientific study that finds women are evolving to become more beautiful (while men are as ugly as ever). It makes me wonder if 500 years from now, the earth will be populated by gorgeous female supermodels and male troglodytes. Makes me think maybe I was born a few centuries too early. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. SEVNOTE - The winning punchline for this cartoon hasn't been chosen yet. It will be chosen from the Finalist Punchlines at this weekend's IRC Judging Session. You are very welcome to participate - here are instructions on how to join in.This cartoon was archived on 2009-08-27.

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Thank GOD for Photoshop
Rating: 4.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 19 Aug 09:45 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This study confirmed what women have known for centuries.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 7 Aug 01:38 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You kiss the frogs... I get the warts
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 20 Aug 04:11 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Guys definitely got the better end of this deal
Rating: 3.86 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 7 Aug 03:30 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sorry babe, I'm as good as we get.
Rating: 3.78 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 7 Aug 02:17 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Freeze me and wake me in a hundred years.
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 7 Aug 04:14 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yes more beautiful but you still need us to kill all the spiders
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 7 Aug 03:32 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
according to this, everyone will look alot like us by 2347!
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 7 Aug 12:28 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Because men have higher standards, that's . . . why are you looking at me like that?
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 8 Aug 07:03 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Its true!! This is as good as it gets... FOR YOU!
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 7 Aug 03:29 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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