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NEWS
- Sev Space Sunday contest: Fatherly advice
- New Fraud of the Rings sevatars
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- Winning punchline for Youngling class
- 3 sundays in 3 days: Hairy Halloween
- Archived punchlines for Youngling class
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Easter bunny & Santa
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This cartoon is a long overdue return to Twist after several years hiatus - just in time for Easter! The winning punchline was submitted by ChocJones. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #416 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-03-29.
Top 10 punchlines
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ChocJones |
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I'd like a word with that tooth fairy... I fell asleep with my head under my pillow & woke to find $10 & all my teeth gone. Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 4 |
Submitted Tue 22 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Salt |
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Then she had the nerve to suggest she works hardest because she collects teeth 365 days a year! Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 4 |
Submitted Tue 22 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate:
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ChocJones |
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St. Nicholas, Kriss Kringle, Santa Claus, Father Christmas... what witness protection program are you in? Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 6 |
Submitted Tue 22 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Kral |
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And this year I expect a gift for every one of my 700 children; none of this "family gift" crap! Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 4 |
Submitted Wed 23 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate:
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ShadowX |
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I bet there were no hounds down your chimney! Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 6 |
Submitted Tue 22 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Leander |
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Just as Santa sat down, the Easter bunny realized where he hid the remaining eggs. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 5 |
Submitted Tue 22 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Alicatinlalaland |
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All the chocolate I leave them, and what do I get? A couple of lousy carrots! Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 6 |
Submitted Tue 22 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Molokov |
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What do you mean, "Where do the eggs come from and why are they chocolate?"? Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 5 |
Submitted Tue 22 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Nodrog_CRC |
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At least you don't have to HIDE the presents. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 5 |
Submitted Tue 22 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Alicatinlalaland |
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Sure it's a stressful job, but I've got 3,472 mouths to feed Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 6 |
Submitted Tue 22 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate:
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