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The winning punchline was submitted by Nodrog_CRC. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #453 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-01-03.

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May I remind you that we're a non-profit organization?
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It's time to take this Kwanza thing head-on.
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As you can see, the happiness ratio is down while the gift demand ratio is up.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sun 18 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We've got a problem. The Easter Bunny is planning a hostile takeover.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sun 18 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
As you can see, the naughty list is up while the nice list is down...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sun 18 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Figures don't lie, Santa. Global warming will eventually make your workshop beach front property.
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Who's going to notice a missing reindeer, anyway?
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And, as you can see, we had to fire Rudolph.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sun 18 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm afraid it's worse than it looks. The Easter Bunny now owns thirty percent of your workshop.
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Most of those are warrants for your arrest for breaking and entering.
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