Bed of stakes

This week has a vampire's take on a bed of nails (albeit wooden ones to spice things up). The winning punchline was submitted by kk25. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #537 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-02-29.

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Top 10 punchlines

kk25		Even Buffy's job got outsourced to India. Rating: 3.73 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Fri 15 Feb 10:44 PM | Rate:
Mark		When I said 9 inch nails, I meant the band. Rating: 3.70 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sat 16 Feb 09:58 PM | Rate:
Mark		Yes, this will do. Send it to my mother-in-law. Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 27 Feb 06:51 AM | Rate:
Dr. Joe		As a minion, you've failed me quite miserably . . . Rating: 3.45 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sat 16 Feb 08:08 AM | Rate:
Slater		Well, it's a good thing I'm a light sleeper. Rating: 3.22 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sat 16 Feb 11:52 AM | Rate:
mammakins		I've heard of sticking it to the customer, but really... Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 17 Feb 02:07 PM | Rate:
mammakins		Remind me never to play Truth or Dare with you again! Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 17 Feb 02:09 PM | Rate:
Lazaroo		I suppose you have a crucifix for a pillow? Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 26 Feb 01:42 AM | Rate:
mammakins		I don't care *what* my chiropractor said! Rating: 3.13 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 17 Feb 02:10 PM | Rate:
Lazaroo		Of course I'm relaxed-- I'm DEAD! Rating: 3.11 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sun 17 Feb 05:57 PM | Rate: