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Melting North Pole

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This week wonders how Santa Claus will deal with the not-so-small matter this his home will be completely melted within a decade or two. The winning punchline was submitted by Doc. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #572 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2009-01-09.

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"Why did I have to give bad kids all that COAL?"
Rating: 4.14 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Fri 19 Dec 08:04 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Santa realizes that with the ever increasing Naughty list, all that coal has its consequences...
Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sat 20 Dec 05:42 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That's it, you're all on my naughty list!
Rating: 3.80 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 20 Dec 05:07 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That does it-- from now on, I'm giving bad kids ETHANOL!
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 20 Dec 05:22 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Santa Claus never believed in this "global warming" myth.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 19 Dec 08:06 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
well whattya know, elves *can't* swim
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sat 20 Dec 08:45 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I wonder if dolphins can learn how to make toys?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 1 Jan 08:55 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
How can reindeer be able to fly, but not swim?
Rating: 3.45 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Fri 19 Dec 07:47 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Why Santa outsourced to China.
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 20 Dec 04:46 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Darn, I left the heater on.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 7 Jan 03:16 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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