Moon speech

I always found it a great shame that Neil Armstrong fluffed his big line, 'one small step for a man, one great leap for mankind' (he forgot to say 'a' which renders the whole statement rather nonsensical). However, I was gratified to learn this week that he did in fact say the 'a' but static filtered it out (unless it's all a big NASA conspiracy like the whole moon landing being a hoax). However, it got me thinking whether sevilia could come up with a better line for man's first step on the moon. The winning punchline was submitted by Eric. There were 20 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2006-10-12.

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Top 10 punchlines

stufz_u		Now everyone remember where we parked. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 4 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
mammakins		Taxi! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 5 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nodrog_CRC		Bob was the first one voted off the space craft. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 5 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
mammakins		Before you bring down the flag, let me test which way the wind is blowing... Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 5 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
Mark		Oh wow! A huge black obelisk! ... Just kidding. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 6 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
Mark		Time to find the space babes! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 6 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nodrog_CRC		If I'm the first one on the moon, who's holding the camera? Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 6 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
dettus		okay, where is the green alien babe? Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 8 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
eyes of betazed		We come in peace. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 9 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
eyes of betazed		Hey guys, how does the velcron hand salute go? Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 9 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: