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Inept cricketers

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Apologies to sevilians from non-cricketing countries but as a cricket tragic, I couldn't resist doing a cartoon about the current media storm around the Australian cricket team. To the uninitiated, Australia are the cricketing equivalent of basketball's Dream Team - and yet they've recently lost a number of games to England and Bangladesh (the lowest ranking team in international cricket) with their players involved in drunken binges, sex scandals and inept form. I can only imagine how happy England are to see our boys in such strife :-) The winning punchline was submitted by e of PI. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #430 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-07-13.

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Makes you glad to be English, don't it, mate?
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The only thing that would make it perfect is if they were signed by an American hockey team!
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Tell me again, how did they get to be world champions?
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Finally, this game get interesting.
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Those "tea & scones" we sent 'em worked bloody brilliant!
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Okay, how much money do they want to go back to normal?
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This is your brain on drugs.
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Bribe money well spent!
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"Who did they get to endorse them?" "The Australian Soccer League."
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"You got a sports drink company to endorse them?" "Yes, but they have to only drink Brand X."
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