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Ski gymnastics gone wrong

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I thought we'd have a look at the winter olympics - specifically, that event where the skiers do the jump, then somersault then inevitably splat into the snow. The winning punchline was submitted by mammakins. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #460 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-02-21.

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How does it feel to be the most replayed event in the Winter Olympics?
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In your own words, do you think you'll win the gold?
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The rumour that the South African athlete got inspired by ostriches never ceased
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Ooh, the Australian is trying to earn extra points with his "Down Under" jump.
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..and he was doing just fine until Sophia Loren winked at him!
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Apparently, someone told the jumpers that the gold medals were buried in the snow.
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His transition from Olympic Diving to Olypmic Ski Jumping appears to have a few glitches!
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And yet, the Ukranian judges still gave him a 10...
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It seems that the skier tripped on a camera wire...
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Now, let's watch that again in slow-motion.
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