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What I love best about the Olympics is watching athletes wear their emotions on their sleeve. The German weightlifter winning gold for his wife who'd died last year. The Australian hurdler crying OMG as she crosses the finish line. But Usain Bolt has taken showboating to a level the Americans can only dream of, gesturing to the crowd and chest thumping before he's even finished the 100 meter sprint. To add insult to injury, he broke the world record running with his shoelaces untied. There's such a thing as taking the Olympics too casually! There were 10 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. SEVNOTE - The winning punchline for this cartoon hasn't been chosen yet. It will be chosen from the Finalist Punchlines at this weekend's IRC Judging Session. You are very welcome to participate - here are instructions on how to join in.This cartoon was archived on 2008-09-05.

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Why the 2012 Olympics will have "Lack of Effort" Penalties
Rating: 3.90 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 21 Aug 11:36 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hey, wait up! I was reading that page!
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"Imagine if you actually TRIED!"
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 23 Aug 12:04 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I hope you trip over a tortoise!
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 22 Aug 03:13 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The downside of sports relaxation-training.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 22 Aug 10:15 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
When "Casual Friday" meets "Olympic Spirit".
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 25 Aug 05:24 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You forgot the iPod!
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 23 Aug 02:25 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
His excuse: any faster and he'd be going backwards.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 26 Aug 03:46 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Before they banned performance-enhancing genetic experiments.
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How "U-Bolt" earned his nickname.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 26 Aug 12:22 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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