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Shedding shuttle

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The space shuttle seems to be shedding more bits and pieces than my old Toyota Corona (and that had the entire exhaust pipe fall off due to rust once). One wonders if there'll be anything left by the time it hits re-entry. The winning punchline was submitted by DoggySpew. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #432 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-08-02.

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Ironically, it was carrying the remains of James Doohan into orbit.
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The new biodegradable shuttle did not live up to expectations.
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I could've been a librarian, but no, that wasn't *exciting* enough!
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Houston? you probably heard this line once before but...we got a porblem!
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I strongly suggest we book a flight with Virgin Galactic when we go back home...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 28 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Let me guess, parachutes are no good at this altitude, right?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 28 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm not so sure we should have went with the lowest bidder on this one
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I hope someone remembered the duct tape...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 28 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The president said we'd return to the moon. He didn't say in how many pieces.
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Mayby we should rething this whole 'lowest bidder' concept.
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