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Cave-scientists

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This week wonders what theories and calculations cavemen scientists would have developed. The winning punchline was submitted by Eric. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #518 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-07-26.

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Now we need to invent an eraser.
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How bad can a meteorite impact be?
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Kronk recognized those drawings from another cave, and began to suspect his research partner of paleogiarism.
Rating: 3.92 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Wed 18 Jul 01:37 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ugh discovers squeaky chalk, the first annoyance device
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First of all, that won't work because the world is flat.
Rating: 3.77 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Fri 13 Jul 04:15 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
There is a fine line between science and graffiti.
Rating: 3.63 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 19 Jul 09:25 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Are you sure this will get us babes?
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Fri 13 Jul 10:35 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It was at that moment which Ugg realized there would be more food for him if he didn't have to share.
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 16 Jul 04:25 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
But is the world READY for fire?
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 15 Jul 05:43 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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