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Witch book review

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This week's Halloween themed cartoon wonders what a real witch would think of the Harry Potter books. The winning punchline was submitted by Nodrog_CRC. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2008-11-14.

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Top 10 punchlines

No, dear, there's no such creature as Muggles.
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Fri 17 Oct 06:25 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A wizard raised by a wicked step-mother-- how original!
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 5 Nov 10:37 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Biographies are so boring.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 11 Nov 03:09 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Is that my high school yearbook?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 11 Nov 03:14 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'll get you my pretty-- and your little book too!
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sat 25 Oct 05:05 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mortals and their vivid imagination . . .
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 17 Oct 02:15 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yes, I graduated from Hogwarts -- why do you ask?
Rating: 3.30 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 17 Oct 12:58 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I bet no one ever dropped a house on one of *his* relatives!
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 21 Oct 05:49 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He's riding the broom wrong!
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 20 Oct 05:52 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I knew being her roommate in college was a bad idea.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 11 Nov 03:13 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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