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Swine flu

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As the swine flu crisis seems to be winding down (knock wood), I think it's not too soon to draw a cartoon about the phenomenon. The winning punchline was submitted by ScottE Bemeup. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #583 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2009-05-21.

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The test came back positive, you've got human flu.
Rating: 3.92 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 7 May 09:08 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Damn it Jim, I'm a pig, not a doctor!
Rating: 3.80 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 19 May 10:19 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sorry Mr Smythe, you won't be bringing home the bacon for another 5 to 7 days.
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 7 May 10:51 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Have you been in contact with possibly contaminated humans recently?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 8 May 02:10 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The doctor gives an, "I told you so," after warning Dave not to hang around humans.
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 7 May 09:30 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You're ready, now go forth and infect...We will rule the world!
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 7 May 10:07 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The good news is, because of the Swine Flu epidemic more people are switching to turkey bacon.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 16 May 10:43 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Reason #47 why humans don't make good pets.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 8 May 03:46 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Miss Piggy, you got frog flu.
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 11 May 11:02 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
One way or another, you'll soon get cured.
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 9 May 01:38 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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