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The Hadron supercollider has had a dramatic history. A worker died during construction. Before it's opening, protesters claimed it would create a black hole that would suck up the Earth. And shortly after activation, it broke down. Now two scientists have published research suggesting it's actually being sabotaged by "God particles" created by the collider that have travelled back in time to stop the collider from working. My suspicion is the paper is actually the brainchild of two nerdy scientists giggling away over some Back to the Future DVDs and having a bit of a lark with some eggheady equations. SEVNOTE - The winning punchline for this cartoon hasn't been chosen yet. It will be chosen from the Finalist Punchlines at this weekend's IRC Judging Session. You are very welcome to participate - here are instructions on how to join in.This cartoon was archived on 2010-02-02.

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Dang it!! First it was that Kirk guy, then the naked Android and now these two!
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Wed 28 Oct 03:07 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Fictional Hollywood science! It's trying to take over!
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 11 Dec 04:23 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Whatever happened to good old gremlins?
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 13 Dec 06:56 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
"When I said we needed to hammer out a few details, this isn't what I had in mind!"
Rating: 3.46 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Sun 25 Oct 06:19 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I always hated that movie . . . now I know why.
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 28 Oct 11:35 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Smarty, one more hit and there won't be a future to go back to!
Rating: 3.27 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 4 Nov 04:45 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hurry Marty! If Biff discovers the Higgs boson, he'll wind up inexplicably married to your mother again!
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Mon 26 Oct 11:27 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That's the sixth group of time travelers we've had this week!
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 17 Dec 05:54 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Harv!! Travel back to two weeks ago and up our insurance... again!
Rating: 3.18 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 28 Oct 03:08 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And we thought black holes were going to be the biggest problem!
Rating: 3.09 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 28 Oct 03:09 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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