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You don't have to look too hard to see the plot similarities between Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings. A troll in book 1, giant spiders in book 2, a small guy trying to keep a tiny yet powerful object from a dark lord. Is it all just coincidence? The winning punchline was submitted by Mof. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #326 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-06-25.

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E 605
Probably a programming error in the Matrix
Rating: 3.27 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Wed 18 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Popeye
Hold that thought...because if we're here, who's destroying the ring?
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 19 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Khalas
I wonder who will fall into a volcano, then...
Rating: 3.11 | No of Ratings: 18 | Submitted Wed 18 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
He had better lose a finger in the last book.
Rating: 3.08 | No of Ratings: 25 | Submitted Wed 18 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
At least he can't turn invisible...hey!
Rating: 3.07 | No of Ratings: 27 | Submitted Wed 18 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Khalas
Spiders, check. Rescued by bird, check. Moronic troll, check. Insane wizards? Check.
Rating: 3.06 | No of Ratings: 18 | Submitted Wed 18 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
erik
Not all the same! He's underage.
Rating: 3.06 | No of Ratings: 18 | Submitted Wed 18 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ChocJones
Who cares?! Quick! Into the stalls and get all the toilet paper. No more leaves!!!
Rating: 3.04 | No of Ratings: 24 | Submitted Wed 18 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
It's cheaper to cut and paste CGI.
Rating: 3.04 | No of Ratings: 27 | Submitted Wed 18 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Spindel
One Book to rule them all, Spamwise, and in the darkness bind them with royalty fees!
Rating: 3.04 | No of Ratings: 27 | Submitted Wed 18 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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