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One ring corruption

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This week, we look at the tell tale signs that the one ring is corrupting Fraudo Braggins. The winning punchline was submitted by Froggy. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #368 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-04-21.

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Top 10 punchlines

Longstreet
No way, he was about to wager that thing at the crab game last night.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 20 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Longstreet
Because he refers to me as "my trusted Witch King"... naah!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 20 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
The "Evil is Good" tattoo is not a good sign.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 20 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
viggofn
if you think this is bad just wait until you get into the volcano in the third movie!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 19 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
Could be. Was he a cyclops before I met him?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 19 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
Looks like we need another Ringbearer. Stat!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 19 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ace King
If his head turns 180 degrees to look at us, then yes.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 19 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
You're a good friend Sam, but not quite bright.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 19 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
Now that you mention it, he's been mumbling about flying monkeys.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 19 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Gigatron
I don't know but he was mumbling: Kill all humans for the past hour.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 19 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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