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This week, we wonder what 24 would be like if Al Gore was President... Not much different, I suspect. The winning punchline was submitted by Khalas. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #506 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-03-19.

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That's what I get for giving an engineer's job to a gun nut.
Rating: 4.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 18 Mar 03:11 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ah, the American Way... everything can be solved with a big enough gun.
Rating: 4.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 18 Mar 03:13 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's scary because he seriously can't see the contradiction...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 18 Mar 03:10 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I should've seen this coming...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 18 Mar 03:12 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That's what we get for trying quick fixes to our problems.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 18 Mar 03:24 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Good... our next crisis involves seperating you and firearms.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 18 Mar 03:27 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You do realize, we won't be able to pay you for awhile..our funding just went up in smoke.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 19 Mar 04:14 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I guess now I'll have to see what FEMA can do...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 19 Mar 04:18 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Good! Don't worry about the fire, I'll tell the media a cow knocked over an oil lamp.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 19 Mar 04:24 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Not a moment too soon. An even *deadlier* crisis has arisen...
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 12 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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