Session Start: Sat Jan 23 00:20:19 1999
* Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log'
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition morbid, please stand by.
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<DuMdeDuM> oh great..
* littlestar forgives Puam
<JonasBashir> Íååáñþ
<Blueberrie> Poor Puam...
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  ===== The TallyBot (v 2.3.095A) is alive!. =====
<JonasBashir> Ááá᮹
<Matthew> mggbsofjsågv
<Angel-Eyes> I thank you personally
<JonasBashir> ð©©é
<Matthew> b.fö'hn
<Matthew> s,hb
<Matthew> öfbs
<Matthew> f,h
<Angel-Eyes> I had my weekly chat
<Matthew> df,b
<Matthew> d,hb
*** Majel changes topic to 'The Judging of Sev Wide Web Competition(s) number morbid is now in session! For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm.'
<SevMan> woops
<Ianna> Why not soup?  I'm a big fan of "just add water".
<Blueberrie> Competition morbid???
<JonasBashir> Í©áñ´þå®íþé¹
<SevMan> I entered some things in the wrong order
<DuMdeDuM> ¶|_£Â§£ TÂ|_I< ñø®MÂ|_ §£ñT£ñ©£§...
<JonasBashir> Áááá
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<Matthew> WÄFAS,G
<Matthew> SEDLG
<Matthew> SEDMGOSEDGMSDG,DF
<Angel-Eyes> It's like a drug you know...
* ZootSuit wonders about the garbage on his screen.
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 098, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Matthew> JB!!!!!!! Where did you go?
<SevMan> there
<Blueberrie> Well... I don't know. It's *soup*
<SevMan> that looks better
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<Angel-Eyes> Where do you come, where do you go, where do you come from, katmando
<Matthew> QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
<The_Sevqi> well lets get on with it
<JonasBashir> Aaargh!
<Ianna> Yes, it's soup. Very good, BB.
<Matthew> JB!
<Blueberrie> Ø´kå¥....
<Majel>  Now in NOMINATE mode. Maximum nominations per judge: 3.
<rrik> nominate question
<Puam_very_ashamed> nominate junior
<JonasBashir> My computer typed only symbols!
<The_Sevqi> nominate ACES
<Matthew> nominate served
<ZootSuit> nominate junior
<rrik> nominate SHELL
<Blueberrie> I figured that out all by myself! =)
<littlestar> nominate junior
<The_Sevqi> nominate JUNIOR
<Matthew> bdgön
<JonasBashir> It wasn't intentional
<Puam_very_ashamed> nominate scrambled
<Ianna> nominate junior
<rrik> nominate EASY
<JonasBashir> nominate junior
<Chop> nominate SINISTER
<Ianna> nominate question
<Puam_very_ashamed> nominate easier
<JonasBashir> nominate question
<Ianna> nominate shell
<Chop> nominate EASY
<ZootSuit> nominate shell
<littlestar> nominate served
<JonasBashir> nominate served
<Blueberrie> nominate JUMIOR
<Chop> nominate SHELL
<JonasBashir> nominate win
<Blueberrie> Whoops
<The_Sevqi> nominate shell
<DuMdeDuM> 12W6hY 7d4I7d t6h4At 6h4A12p12p4E6n j4O6n4A7S3b4A7S6h4I13r12¿15?12¡15!
<Blueberrie> nominate JUNIOR
<Angel-Eyes> nominate scrambled
<Blueberrie> Huhh???
<littlestar> nominate win
<Blueberrie> "2WhY dId thAt hA2p2pEn jOnASbAShI3r2¿5?2¡5!" ???
<JonasBashir> DdD: Win'98 feature... (that means, bug)
<DuMdeDuM> BB: you don't use mirc
<Blueberrie> nominate SINISTER
<JonasBashir> And, DdD, now I can read your color phrases
* The_Sevqi plans to blow up Bill Gates!
<Blueberrie> No, I don't. Very good, Dummy.
* littlestar gives him a medal
* Matthew supports Sevqi
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ACES [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  EASIER [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  EASY [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  JUNIOR [0%, 7] "Nominated."
<Majel>  QUESTION [0%, 3] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SCRAMBLED [0%, 3] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SERVED [0%, 4] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SINISTER [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SHELL [0%, 5] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WIN [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Blueberrie> nominshellate
<Blueberrie> oops.
*** Puam_very_ashamed is now known as [Puam]
* JonasBashir defends Bill Gates to death!
<Chop> Sevqi- how will you get through his bunker?
<Blueberrie> Oh, well. Wouldn't matter.
<Majel>  Now weeding out all punch lines with less than 2 nominations.
<Majel>  ACES now gets status "Cut by Majel."
<Majel>  WIN now gets status "Cut by Majel."
* [Puam] then kills jb...
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  EASIER [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  EASY [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  JUNIOR [0%, 7] "Nominated."
<Majel>  QUESTION [0%, 3] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SCRAMBLED [0%, 3] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SERVED [0%, 4] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SINISTER [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SHELL [0%, 5] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<littlestar> number morbid?
<Majel>  SevMan asks about EASIER 
<Majel>  "There must be an EASIER way to scramble eggs"
* JonasBashir defends with an antiproton Erwin... I mean, shield
<littlestar> keep
<ZootSuit> cut
<The_Sevqi> cut
<rrik> cut
<Matthew> cut
<Blueberrie> lol
<SevMan> keep
<Chop> cut
<Angel-Eyes> keep
<Blueberrie> =)
<JonasBashir> cut
<Blueberrie> keep
<SevMan> thank you, JB
<Angel-Eyes> hehe
<[Puam]> keep
<JonasBashir> No offense, Erwin...
<DuMdeDuM> keep
<Majel>  SevMan asks about EASIER.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
*** [Puam] is now known as Puam
<Ianna> oops, cut
<Puam> keep
<Blueberrie> Hmm...
<Majel>  SevMan asks about EASY 
<Majel>  "Try serving it over EASY this time!"
<DuMdeDuM> keep
<JonasBashir> cut
<Puam> neutral
<Angel-Eyes> Sing Hey Sing How
<Matthew> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<littlestar> keep
<SevMan> cut
<Chop> keep
<The_Sevqi> neutral
<DuMdeDuM> HEY!! HOOO!!
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<Angel-Eyes> cut
<ZootSuit> cut
<Angel-Eyes> hehe
<Ianna> keep
<Blueberrie> Huh?
<Majel>  SevMan asks about EASY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=============] Keep = 36 %
<Majel>  [======] Neutral = 18 %
<Majel>  [================] Cut = 45 %
<DuMdeDuM> I wonder why Matti left
<SevMan> hmmm
<Angel-Eyes> Matttttti!
<rrik> keep
<JonasBashir> Dunno
<Blueberrie> Dunno...
<JonasBashir> He's on ICQ as DND
<SevMan> perhaps we SHOULD get rid of the neutral option
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<Chop> these votes are CLOSE!
<JonasBashir> BB =]
<Blueberrie> DND?
<Angel-Eyes> Matttttti!
<JonasBashir> Do NOt Disturb
<Puam> keep
<Blueberrie> What?
<Matthew> Hello!
<Majel>  SevMan asks about EASY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  [=================] Keep = 46 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 8 %
<Majel>  [=================] Cut = 46 %
<littlestar> hello again, Matthew!
<DuMdeDuM> Matti, any special reason for your departure?
<Angel-Eyes> Do not disturb, also known as do dnot dumdedum
<rrik> perhaps we should vote on wether or not to keep (or cut) the neutral
<Blueberrie> Do Not Disturb? How do you do that?
<Puam> erwin, i agree!
<Majel>  SevMan asks about JUNIOR 
<Majel>  "Don't you think JUNIOR is a little young for sports?"
<rrik> I know what *I* would vote ;-)
<ZootSuit> keep
<DuMdeDuM> BlueBerrie: Dum no Dum
<The_Sevqi> keep
<littlestar> keep
<JonasBashir> Push the Online button, and select DND
<Puam> keep
<rrik> cut
<Puam> definitely
<Ianna> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<The_Sevqi> this ones really funny
<Angel-Eyes> there's a thingie status... maybe no on the mac
<Matthew> I have to cut my internet connection every 30 minutes... As a few of you already know...
<JonasBashir> keep
<Matthew> :-)
<Blueberrie> I love this one!
<Chop> keep
<Matthew> keep
<Angel-Eyes> keep
<SevMan> keep
<The_Sevqi> me thinks it will win
<Angel-Eyes> oh yeah
<JonasBashir> coll punchline
<JonasBashir> cool
<JonasBashir> I mean
<The_Sevqi> who wrote it?
<Blueberrie> Not on the Mac version.
<JonasBashir> d'oh!
<littlestar> :)
<SevMan> waitaminute
<ZootSuit> Wendy
<littlestar> Wendy did!
<Chop> Another win for Wendy methinks!
<SevMan> isn't this John's punchline?
<DuMdeDuM> keep
<DuMdeDuM> nope
<SevMan> oh yeah, Wendy's
<Majel>  SevMan asks about JUNIOR.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 12 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=================================] Keep = 92 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===] Cut = 8 %
<Blueberrie> Wendy's
<Blueberrie> Yeah. =)
<Majel>  SevMan asks about QUESTION 
<Majel>  "The best part was there was never any QUESTION if it was out of bounds or not."
<Puam> THIS is a winner!
<rrik> Cheese! Is it her birtday again ALREADY!!!?
<JonasBashir> DdD: don't you remember your copyright?
<Angel-Eyes> What came first? The egg or the box?
<ZootSuit> cut
<JonasBashir> D'oh!
<The_Sevqi> cut
<Ianna> keep
<Chop> cut
<Blueberrie> Wow!
<littlestar> cut
<Matthew> cut
<SevMan> cut
<JonasBashir> Puam: agree
<Blueberrie> cut
<JonasBashir> cut
<Blueberrie> I don't get this one.
<rrik> keep
<JonasBashir> keep
<Angel-Eyes> cut
<Angel-Eyes> because it will break
<Puam> neutral
<Blueberrie> THE EGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<DuMdeDuM> no i don't JB, explain =]
<Angel-Eyes> i guess
<JonasBashir> BB: if it is "out" or not
<rrik> Blue: the egg splats all over the courtlines when smashed
<DuMdeDuM> keep
<Chop> BB: think of the mess when it hits!
<littlestar> egg everywhere
<Blueberrie> Ahh...
<JonasBashir> Your D'oh right...
<Blueberrie> Thanks, rik
<Majel>  SevMan asks about QUESTION.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===========] Keep = 31 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 8 %
<Majel>  [======================] Cut = 62 %
<Blueberrie> And everyone else =)
<Matthew> Does anyone know the HTML codesfor the scandinavian letters ä and ö?
<JonasBashir> aaah, BB
<rrik> M: You do!
<Majel>  SevMan asks about SCRAMBLED 
<Majel>  "One SCRAMBLED egg coming up..."
<DuMdeDuM> oh yes =]
<Blueberrie> Why do you need an HTML code?
<Angel-Eyes> i think he meant the bounds more....
<Blueberrie> Can't you just type the letter?
<DuMdeDuM> Don't abuse it JB =]
<The_Sevqi> cut
<ZootSuit> cut
<littlestar> keep
<JonasBashir> D'oh!
<Blueberrie> ä ö
<Angel-Eyes> that's hebrew letters!
<Angel-Eyes> h and ts
<Matthew> I need it for my webpage...
<Chop> cut
<SevMan> keep
<Puam> neutral
* JonasBashir gives Dumdedum $500
<Blueberrie> cut
<Ianna> keep
<Matthew> AE: Really?
<JonasBashir> neutral
<ZootSuit> chop
<DuMdeDuM> AE you mean &h; and &ts; ?
<Blueberrie> Doesn't it work to just type them?
* Puam is quicker and snatches it out of DdD's hand
<Angel-Eyes> well, that's what i get..... because i hve heb fonts installed, u see
<ZootSuit> hack
<JonasBashir> and &nbsp; ?
* DuMdeDuM farts and blows puam to pieces with it
<rrik> cut
<Angel-Eyes> keep
<DuMdeDuM> JonasBashir: space,tab
<JonasBashir> and &aacute; ?
<littlestar> !!
<Chop> ZootSuit: don't take the nick in vain! :)
<Blueberrie> Eww!!!! Dummy?!
* Puam surely wont be touched by a fart!
<DuMdeDuM> JonasBashir, an a with an acute, duh!
<Blueberrie> What's with the &'s?
<JonasBashir> DdD: thanx for the tip
<DuMdeDuM> Sorry BB =]
<Angel-Eyes> dumdum, what's the and sign for?
<Majel>  SevMan asks about SCRAMBLED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=============] Keep = 36 %
<Majel>  [======] Neutral = 18 %
<Majel>  [================] Cut = 45 %
<littlestar> that must have been one hell of a fart...
<DuMdeDuM> BlueBerrie, it's HTML code
<JonasBashir> They are HTML symbols
* The_Sevqi slaps a few people around a bit...
<Angel-Eyes> well, sort of
<JonasBashir> &aacute; stands for á
<DuMdeDuM> AE: what signs?
<Blueberrie> &? No, that's the symbol for and!
<Angel-Eyes> i meant exactly what matti said
<SevMan> hellooo.... we're still voting
<littlestar> OI! 
<DuMdeDuM> JB: didn't i just say that? =]
<littlestar> don't slap me!!!
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<Ianna> keep
<Blueberrie> I know.
<Puam> shut up and vote!
<Blueberrie> Hiya, Dave!
<littlestar> Hi, Dave!
<DuMdeDuM> oh yes, judging..hmm  fascinating
<Blueberrie> Good SEv!
<Angel-Eyes> well, it also represents some specail stuff in html for some browsers....
<JonasBashir> No! The whole &aacute; (including the comma) is the symbol á
<DuMdeDuM> Good Sev TOD!
<JonasBashir> Hi, Dave!
<Blueberrie> Not mine.
<TOD> Hi all
<TOD> waht comp are we on now?
<Chop> Hi TOD
<DuMdeDuM> JB: ... i said that
<Angel-Eyes> Good SEV TOD!!!
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<Chop> TOD: still twist
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<littlestar> twist! majel went nuts
<Blueberrie> Then why not just  type á???
<The_Sevqi> why are we waiting....
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<Majel>  SevMan asks about SCRAMBLED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=============] Keep = 36 %
<Majel>  [======] Neutral = 18 %
<Majel>  [================] Cut = 45 %
<Blueberrie> TWIST!
<Angel-Eyes> half an hour already?
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<DuMdeDuM> keep
<Angel-Eyes> told u i'm tired.... it seems to me you left 2 minutes ago
<Blueberrie> Yeah...
<JonasBashir> ]BB: because you can't!
<Blueberrie> This was nice. I didn't miss anything.
<JonasBashir> keep
* The_Sevqi shoots the mutes who haven't voted...
<Blueberrie> Yes, you can...
<DuMdeDuM> gee isn't this Judging Session fun =]
<Matthew> keep
<Puam> cut
<The_Sevqi> aren't they all
<SevMan> mutes?
<Angel-Eyes> matti's connection....that is 
<Ianna> keep
<Angel-Eyes> sevqi, you're acting like a terrorist group!
<SevMan> ok one last tally and then I'm moving on
<Majel>  SevMan asks about SCRAMBLED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===================] Keep = 54 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=================] Cut = 46 %
<DuMdeDuM> AE: lol =]
<The_Sevqi> AE: no der...
<TOD> They are
<Matthew> AE: lol
<Angel-Eyes> :-)
* JonasBashir shoots The_Sevqi because of his impertinence
<Matthew> !
<Majel>  SevMan asks about SERVED 
<Majel>  "How do you want your egg SERVED?"
* The_Sevqi ducks and gets away....
<Angel-Eyes> Francis is coming!!
<JonasBashir> My ICQ contact list hasn't ever been so full...
<Angel-Eyes> maybe
<ZootSuit> cut
<littlestar> keep
* Matthew punches the entire staff of the Sevqi in the face!
* DuMdeDuM floods the channels with Dumbdedums
<JonasBashir> keep
<Ianna> cut
<Matthew> keep
<Puam> i know....
<The_Sevqi> cut
<JonasBashir> Yeah!
* TOD grabs the Sevgi and beats them up
<DuMdeDuM> keep
<SevMan> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<JonasBashir> Dum
<Puam> jb, yeah, mine too!
<Chop> keep
<rrik> DUM: The DB is quite sluggish, perhaps you should unload some other programms? Dunno, Mirc or something ;-)
<Puam> cut
<DuMdeDuM> Matthew: with one hand?
<Puam> bad taste
<Angel-Eyes> keep
<rrik> keep
* Matthew helps TOD
<TOD> keep
* The_Sevqi blows up all oposition to the Sevqi!
<JonasBashir> TOD, grab him, I punch him!
* DuMdeDuM secretly brings supplies to the Sevqi
<Blueberrie> Leave the Sevqi alone!!!
<Blueberrie> Or we'll kill you!
<Matthew> Whadda ya mean, DdD
* Puam delivers an entire squadron of sevtroopers to the sevqi
<Angel-Eyes> Boy, is he hostile
<Matthew> ?
<Chop> TOD- get in th line!
* JonasBashir punches The_Sevqi!
* TOD calls in teh Dominoes to deal with the Sevqi
<DuMdeDuM> rrik: perhaps get a REAL internetconnection? telekabel sucks nowadays, sorry..
* The_Sevqi secretly accepts supplies from DuMdeDuM
<Majel>  SevMan asks about SERVED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 10 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [==========================] Keep = 71 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==========] Cut = 29 %
* Matthew punches the Sevqi ( again )!
* Angel-Eyes creates the Sev High Council
<Blueberrie> Dummy is good.
<JonasBashir> Yeah, the Gem'hoarder!
<rrik> wanna abuy a surplus 14k4 modem?
<Blueberrie> Matthew must die.
<JonasBashir> DdD: WHAT????
* DuMdeDuM arranges for a blackholegenerator to be delivered to the Sevqi in 2 minutes
* ZootSuit thinks this voting round is done
*** Blueberrie is now known as Bluesevqi
* The_Sevqi is now fighting with power! Die goodie toshoe peoples!
<TOD> Sevqi must die
<Majel>  SevMan asks about SINISTER 
<Majel>  "A family game of tennis takes on a new and SINISTER meaning"
<Bluesevqi> No.
* JonasBashir shoots BB with a sponge
<SevMan> hmmm
<Bluesevqi> The Sevqi are too powerful. You can't beat us!
<The_Sevqi> cut
<Bluesevqi> keep
<SevMan> Sevqi wants me to die?
* TOD calls in the Death Sev
<ZootSuit> cut
<JonasBashir> keep
<TOD> sick em boy
<Puam> cut
<ZootSuit> cut
<ZootSuit> cut
* littlestar stands back and watches the chaos
<rrik> cut
<Ianna> keep
<littlestar> keep
* Matthew uses sevspace to mess up DdD's delivery to the Sevqi...
* The_Sevqi asks just how many sevqi members are actually in this channel?
<Angel-Eyes> We all sevilians in thje starship u.s.s sevilia stuck in the tango quadrant.  WE have no alternative but co-operate
*** TOD is now known as Unicron
<SevMan> cut
<Chop> keep (totally unbiased opinion! :)
<Matthew> cut
<Unicron> keep
<littlestar> I am personally acquainted with the Death Star
<Angel-Eyes> cut
<Unicron> I hunger
<Bluesevqi> Me!
* Matthew shoots BB with a phizzer...
<littlestar> He's my really big brother
* DuMdeDuM cuts himself, spilling acidic blood over JB! MUUAHAHAHAAA!
<Unicron> I think i'll eat teh plannet the Seqi are hiding on
<Chop> littlestar :your uncle ? :)
<Angel-Eyes> Gizmo!
<JonasBashir> Reveal yourselves, Sevqis!!!!!!!1
<JonasBashir> AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
<Majel>  SevMan asks about SINISTER.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=================] Keep = 46 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===================] Cut = 54 %
<DuMdeDuM> cut
<littlestar> whatever - he's bigger than me
<Bluesevqi> Matthew will die
<JonasBashir> Well, it doesn't feel so v
<littlestar> and more evil
<JonasBashir> ...bad, really.
* DuMdeDuM gives the Sevqi the blackholegenerator ready to fire.
* The_Sevqi call in their secret weapon, The Debt Star! No you will languish in ppverty forever!
* Unicron is eating the planet the Seqi are hiding on
<Bluesevqi> The Seqi? Never heard of them.
<Majel>  SevMan asks about SHELL 
<Majel>  "If this doesn't bring him out of his SHELL, nothing will!"
* JonasBashir shows a photo of Marilyn Manson to Dumdedum
<Chop> Unicron- Just don't swallow any red and yellow camper vans!
* DuMdeDuM ducks in a sideslide reality portal
<Angel-Eyes> 3
<Angel-Eyes> 2
* The_Sevqi use the blackhole generator on those who oppose them...
<Bluesevqi> lol
<Angel-Eyes> 1
* Puam calls in the deat Starr (now THAT's a typo!)
* Unicron is eating the planet the Sevqi are hiding on
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* DuMdeDuM jumps up and down!
<Angel-Eyes> 0
<Angel-Eyes> -1
<Unicron> burp - too late
* Matthew infiltrates the Sevqi, and destroys the backholegenerator
<DuMdeDuM> keep
<SevMan> Why is it that during Twist and Pits there's so much more sidetrack talk than during Sev Trek?
<ZootSuit> keep
<Bluesevqi> The Seqi, huh?
<rrik> keep
<The_Sevqi> keep
<DuMdeDuM> GOOD SEV GIZMO!!!
<JonasBashir> cut
<Gizmo47> Good Sev!
<littlestar> keep
<littlestar> Hi Gizmo!!
<Angel-Eyes> HELLLLLO
<Unicron> keep
<JonasBashir> Good sev Gizmo!
<Bluesevqi> keep
<DuMdeDuM> Because, Sevman =]
<The_Sevqi> hi gizmo
<SevMan> cut
<DuMdeDuM> Sevman, just run over it
<Angel-Eyes> cut
<Bluesevqi> Good SEv, Gix!
<Matthew> Hi Giz!
<Chop> keep PLEASE
<DuMdeDuM> keep
<JonasBashir> I'll come back in some minutes...
<Ianna> Good Sev, GIZ!!!
<Bluesevqi> We're in the middle of a Sevqi war!
<Matthew> Gix?
<Unicron> welcome.... Gixmo
<Gizmo47> Where are we?
<DuMdeDuM> JB, you must stay here
<Bluesevqi> Hell, Gix!!!!!!!!
<Gizmo47> I'm the judging, I mean
<DuMdeDuM> oh well, bye JB
<Majel>  SevMan asks about SHELL.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [==========================] Keep = 73 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==========] Cut = 27 %
<Gizmo47> In the judging
<Bluesevqi> Long story.
<littlestar> Gizmo is annoyed when people misspell her name
<Bluesevqi> Twist.
* The_Sevqi announces that the Debt Star has fired... check your bank accounts...
* Unicron eats a few more planets teh Sevqi may be hiding on
* DuMdeDuM engages hypertranswarp connection to Earth, 1999, JonasBashir...
*** Gizmo47 is now known as GizmoSevqi
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  EASIER [50%, 2] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  EASY [46%, 2] "Keep for now."
<Majel>  JUNIOR [92%, 7] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SCRAMBLED [54%, 3] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SERVED [71%, 4] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SHELL [73%, 5] "Keep it!"
* Matthew makes the Sevqi listen to music by Marylin Manson!
* Unicron has no bank account. I just happen to be a former god
<Chop> Unicron-  I think you'll need some Zantac soon :)
<GizmoSevqi> Have we done Pits or Sev Trek yet?
* The_Sevqi gets more recruits...
<GizmoSevqi> AHHHHHH! Not Marilyn Manson!
<Bluesevqi> Sevqi used the Dept Star on them! Now they will forever suffer poverty!
<Bluesevqi> Nope. This is first.
<Matthew> Unicorn: Do you need any ketchup?
* Unicron eats teh recruiting planet
<littlestar> no - twist and twist alone :)
<SevMan> vote people
<Bluesevqi> There were problems with Majel, see.
* The_Sevqi like listening to maryln manson
<Bluesevqi> She was sentient again.
<ZootSuit> vote4 junior
* Unicron eats teh Debt Star
<Ianna> vote4 junior
<Angel-Eyes> vote4 scrambled
<rrik> vote4 SHELL
<GizmoSevqi> hehehe, I rushed home from school to get here in time.
<The_Sevqi> vote4 junior
<SevMan> vote4 scrambled
<Chop> vote4 shell
<Unicron> vaote4 shell
<Bluesevqi> vote4 junior
<Matthew> vote4 served
<Puam> vote4 junior
<GizmoSevqi> Oooh, goodie! Sentient Majel!
<Bluesevqi> so did I. And I didn't even miss anything! =)
<Bluesevqi> Yep.
<Angel-Eyes> just be careful
<DuMdeDuM> vote4 shell
<littlestar> vote4 junior
<DuMdeDuM> vote4 junior
<DuMdeDuM> indeed
<Bluesevqi> Go, Junior!
<DuMdeDuM> junior has more fun
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<Chop> Gizmo- sentient and very stubborn majel!
<Angel-Eyes> alright, erwin, good choice
* The_Sevqi is proud that the Sevqi have appeared to have taken over the session... sort of...
<Matthew> JB left again..
<SevMan> JB is gone right now, so 2 haven't voted yet
<Matthew> .
<Bluesevqi> Yeah!
<Angel-Eyes> Francis is having problems logging in....
<SevMan> oh well
<GizmoSevqi> What did Majel do?
<Angel-Eyes> what port is this?
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  JUNIOR scored 7 vote(s).
<Majel>  SCRAMBLED scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  SERVED scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  SHELL scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 12 Judges present: 14 High/Low: 7/1
* Unicron is looking over the remains of the Debt Star
* Matthew wonders what the Sevqi means by 'taking over'...
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<ZootSuit> what's the tally?
<Matthew> HK!!!!!!
<Angel-Eyes> oh
<Angel-Eyes> problems over
<ZootSuit> I think we have our winner
<Ianna> Good Sev, HarryKim
<DuMdeDuM> clear enough
* The_Sevqi pats there mascot, Lag the Dog...
<littlestar> Hi, Harry!
<DuMdeDuM> Good Sev, Harrykim...
<littlestar> yikes! 7!
<SevMan> It seems we have a clear winner right away
<HarryKim> Hello little star!
<Bluesevqi> We mean, "taking over".
<Angel-Eyes> yep, let's move on.  pits.
<HarryKim> so what are you guys judging?
<littlestar> Hi!
* Matthew shoots the Sevqi
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<Bluesevqi> Hi, Francis!
<Unicron> Welcome.... HarryKim
<ZootSuit> Pits?
<Matthew> Hi, JB!
<HarryKim> Hello
<JonasBashir> Hi, Francis!
<Majel> "The winner of Twist competition 98 is JUNIOR"
<HarryKim> have you guys finished with Sev Trek
<JonasBashir> I came back
* The_Sevqi ducks and blows matthew to smithereens with a sevqi particle bomb...
<littlestar> no - twist has just finished
<Bluesevqi> Nope. We just finished Twist, and that was the first.
<Chop> HK: not even started- just finished twist
<Matthew> We haven't even started Sev Trek yet...
<HarryKim> Hello everyone
<Angel-Eyes> no, trek is last today....probably
<JonasBashir> Dum: your autogreet salute doesn't work
<HarryKim> That's good
<Majel> "Continuing with The Pits"
<Angel-Eyes> I knew it
<JonasBashir> I mean, the IRC script
<Puam> trek will be last, as it will be the most interesting today, and maybe john will be here...
<Bluesevqi> Okay.
<DuMdeDuM> JB, what does it say?
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 108, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Angel-Eyes> yeah, we forogt what to do, Jonas
* Matthew laughs when he's tickled...
<JonasBashir> junior was my favorite....
<GizmoSevqi> What did Majel do when she was sentient?
<Bluesevqi> Hey, yeah! Where's John?
<JonasBashir> $nick instead of my name
<Bluesevqi> Junior was good.
<Ianna> Aw man!! I've gotta leave soon.
<DuMdeDuM> ouch
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<Bluesevqi> She didn't work.
<The_Sevqi> JC took his car to the garage...
<Majel>  Now in NOMINATE mode. Maximum nominations per judge: 3.
<Matthew> data!!!!!
<HarryKim> I have to leave in 30 mins
<Bluesevqi> She had PMS.
<Unicron> Welcome.... Data
<littlestar> Hi, Data!
<ZootSuit> nominate close
<HarryKim> what happened to his car?
<Puam> nominate close
<data> hello :)
<The_Sevqi> nominate POLICY
<JonasBashir> nominate close
<Ianna> Good Sev, Data
<littlestar> nominate close
<Puam> nominate left
<The_Sevqi> nominate close
<Ianna> nominate close
<Puam> nominate show
<JonasBashir> nominate neatness
<littlestar> nominate dumpster
<HarryKim> nominate close
<Bluesevqi> That is, Pre, umm... Well, can't remember.
<Ianna> nominate Policy
<Chop> nominate close
<JonasBashir> nominate roaches
<Angel-Eyes> nominate close
<Matthew> nominate close
<Ianna> nominate dumpster
<rrik> nominate CLOSE
<Angel-Eyes> nominate roaches
<Unicron> nominate cleaned
<JonasBashir> ]ok, done
<rrik> nominate FLAT
<Chop> nominate flat
<data> hey dumdedum, your script doesnt work :)
<Matthew> nominate show
<DuMdeDuM> Bsevqi: Pre mechanical something
<rrik> nominate NEATNESS
<DuMdeDuM> data, i know
<GizmoSevqi> LOL! She has PMS? Must've been cranky :)
<littlestar> nominate left
<DuMdeDuM> data, try now =]
<Chop>  nominate left
<Bluesevqi> nominate CLOSE
<littlestar> Gizmo - yeah , she was!
<Bluesevqi> nominate AROUND
<Unicron> nominate piggies
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<DuMdeDuM> nominate roaches
<JonasBashir> Three Sevqis? Party time!
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* JonasBashir shoots an antisevqi beam!
<DuMdeDuM> data, and?
<Unicron> welcome... data
<Unicron> again
<Bluesevqi> nominate FLAT
<data> nothing :)
* rrik hates to think today's Majel Glitch be called PMS Gate
<littlestar> hello again
* GizmoSevqi wonders what Majel did
<JonasBashir> wide spread!!!!!! Mwhaahahahahahahahahahahh!
* The_Sevqi shoots JB with an anti antisevqi beam...
* DuMdeDuM feels somehow affected by JB's beam..
<GizmoSevqi> LOL
<Bluesevqi> nominate PIGGIES
<Angel-Eyes> what's flat again?
* Matthew tickles every person involved with the Sevqi
<JonasBashir> DdD, you traitor...
<Bluesevqi> LOL!!!
<littlestar> AE - not 3D!
<DuMdeDuM> JB?
<SevMan> Gizmo, Majel did nothing; that was the problem
* Unicron is unaffected by the tickling
* The_Sevqi claims not to be ticklish...
<ZootSuit> tally?
<Angel-Eyes> lol
<Bluesevqi> Ooh, that tickles!
<GizmoSevqi> Ohhh, she wouldn't work?
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  CLEANED [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CLOSE [0%, 12] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DUMPSTER [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FLAT [0%, 3] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LEFT [0%, 3] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NEATNESS [0%, 3] "Nominated."
<Majel>  PIGGIES [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  POLICY [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ROACHES [0%, 3] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SHOW [0%, 2] "Nominated."
* JonasBashir doesn't get hurted by the antiantiantianti... bah
<Chop>  AE: we don't what you anywhere about the flat
<littlestar> "We don't want you anywhere about the flat" AE
<DuMdeDuM> JB, it hurts me to see you tickle other people!
<Chop> It's a clever repeat of the setup line IMHO
<GizmoSevqi> Is John here????
<Bluesevqi> There I said it. Now will everyone spend thousands of dolars to give me to their kids?
<littlestar> if that's what you meant
* Unicron starts eating Seqi ships as they try to flee from him
<Angel-Eyes> thanks you two!
<JonasBashir> DdD: if you get affected by my beam, then you are a....
<Bluesevqi> Nope.
<DuMdeDuM> Gizmo: negative
<JonasBashir> SEVQI!
<Angel-Eyes> nominate flat
<Majel>  Now weeding out all punch lines with less than 3 nominations.
<Majel>  CLEANED now gets status "Cut by Majel."
<Majel>  DUMPSTER now gets status "Cut by Majel."
<Majel>  PIGGIES now gets status "Cut by Majel."
<Majel>  POLICY now gets status "Cut by Majel."
<Majel>  SHOW now gets status "Cut by Majel."
<ZootSuit> Looks like none were cut
<rrik> should we cut all under eleven?
* The_Sevqi is feeding uni fake sevqi ships that are boobytraooed
<JonasBashir> and close will win
<Bluesevqi> Jeez, Unicron... There's a V, ya know!
<DuMdeDuM> JB: it affected me indirectly
<The_Sevqi> trapped even...
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  CLOSE [0%, 12] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FLAT [0%, 4] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LEFT [0%, 3] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NEATNESS [0%, 3] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ROACHES [0%, 3] "Nominated."
<DuMdeDuM> booby WHAT?
*** Puam is now known as Puam_Carsalesman
* Unicron finds the explosions add to the taste
<JonasBashir> Hmmmm.... I can't believe it, DdD
<Puam_Carsalesman> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<Bluesevqi> TRAPPED!!!
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<DuMdeDuM> Puam, I want an Audio a4
<GizmoSevqi> HA HA HA! I just thought of something that would be hilaroius :)
<DuMdeDuM> i mean
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<DuMdeDuM> Audi a4
<Majel>  SevMan asks about CLOSE 
<Majel>  "And that's about as CLOSE as you'll get."
<Bluesevqi> What, Gizmo?
<ZootSuit> hi JC
<JonasBashir> Hi, John!
<GizmoSevqi> HI JOHN!!!!
<DuMdeDuM> Gizmo?
<Angel-Eyes> Helllllo John
<littlestar> HEY!! John!!
<JonasBashir> Good Sev!!!
<Bluesevqi> Oh! Good SEv, John!
* The_Sevqi laughs at JB's discovery... bwahahahahaha!
<rrik> keep
<Chop> Hi JC
<littlestar> keep
<Angel-Eyes> keep
<Unicron> Welcome.... John Cook
<JonasBashir> You're late.
<Bluesevqi> keep
<The_Sevqi> keep
<Puam_Carsalesman> keep
<johncook> hi, sorry I'm late dude
<JonasBashir> =]
<Ianna> keep
<Puam_Carsalesman> hi john
<rrik> talk about hilarious: JC connects!
<SevMan> cut
<Ianna> Good Sev, JC!
* Matthew shoots The sevqi with a <tecchnobabble>, <tecchnobabble>, <tecchnobabble>, <tecchnobabble> ray!
* littlestar runs over and greets John
<JonasBashir> You, Sevqi....
<Chop> How's the car- still in one piece?
<ZootSuit> keep
<HarryKim> keep
<Matthew> Hi John!
<GizmoSevqi> LOL
<JonasBashir> rik: lol
<Bluesevqi> Gizmo: what would be funny?
<Unicron> keep
<HarryKim> Hey JC great Star Wars strip
<Bluesevqi> WHAT???
<JonasBashir> keep
<Angel-Eyes> Never believe them! Just walk out of there!
* Puam_Carsalesman attacks those stupid sevqi-people with an entire fleet hidden in the badlands...
<Matthew> keep
<Chop> keep
<Bluesevqi> Yeah! Love the Sci Fi comp!
<littlestar> Speak to Puam, John - he's a Carsalesman!
* The_Sevqi have know taken over this channel and are holding all bits and bytes for ransom...
<Matthew> What
<Bluesevqi> It's blue!
* DuMdeDuM conveys a small message contained in a strong mind field to John Cook: welcome.
*** Puam_Carsalesman sets mode: +o johncook
<HarryKim> I really like the Lightsaber
<GizmoSevqi> What if Majel were to suddenly go sentient again and join the Sevqi?
<Bluesevqi> lol!
<Matthew> What's the URL for the Sev Wars strip+
<Matthew> ?
<ZootSuit> Wendy won Twist, JC.
<Bluesevqi> That would be great!
<Angel-Eyes> John?
* Unicron eats teh Sevqi control room thus releasing the IRC chanel
* littlestar drools over the Sci Fi comp! It looks great, John!!
<Majel>  SevMan asks about CLOSE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 13 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=================================] Keep = 93 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===] Cut = 7 %
<Bluesevqi> JC?
<johncook> I enjoyed drawing the Sev Wars cartoon :-)
<JonasBashir> Was it Wendy,s line?
*** Puam_Carsalesman changes topic to 'The Judging of Sev Wide Web Competition(s) number 108 is now in session! For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm.'
* The_Sevqi beats the living hell out of uni
<JonasBashir> 4 mutes! vote...
<Bluesevqi> Yes
<GizmoSevqi> WHA?
<Bluesevqi> What?
<Majel>  SevMan asks about FLAT 
<Majel>  "We don't want you anywhere about the FLAT."
* Unicron cannot be beating by brute force, after all he is the size of a plannet
<ZootSuit> cut
* Matthew punches Sevqi
* Puam_Carsalesman attacks the sevqi... all of them
<GizmoSevqi> neutral
<Matthew> cut
<Bluesevqi> keep
<The_Sevqi> cut
<Chop> keep
<SevMan> cut
<Ianna> cut
<johncook> cut
<Unicron> cut
<littlestar> keep
<JonasBashir> cut
* The_Sevqi calls for backup... and maybe some sobotage...
* Matthew supports Puam
<Angel-Eyes> keep
<Puam_Carsalesman> cut
* Unicron eats the punchline
* GizmoSevqi jabs everyone else with a painstick, except John
* JonasBashir attacks every sevqi on the planet
<Matthew> Sobotage?
* Bluesevqi counters the attack with, umm... some stuff.
* Unicron eats the Sevqi's backup
<littlestar> tbese punchlines are great - we could write a sitcom!
<GizmoSevqi> JB: I'm not ON the planet
<JonasBashir> I like painsticks...
<Bluesevqi> Hey!!!!
<Bluesevqi> Gizmo!!!
<JonasBashir> FOR YOU!!!!
* Unicron eats teh painstick
* littlestar is in pain
<Matthew> That tickles, Giz!!!!
<Majel>  SevMan asks about FLAT.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==========] Keep = 29 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 7 %
<Majel>  [=======================] Cut = 64 %
<GizmoSevqi> What, Blue?
<Bluesevqi> What did I do? I thought we were on the same side!
* JonasBashir attacks GizmoSevqi with two painsticks
<SevMan> again 4 mutes
<Angel-Eyes> Unicorn... it's really not hygene
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*** DuMdeDuM sets mode: +o rrrik
<JonasBashir> rrrrrrrrik?
<DuMdeDuM> keep
<Bluesevqi> You jabed me with a painstick!
<GizmoSevqi> No, I meant everyone that's not in the Sevqi
<littlestar> rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
<Unicron> AE?
<HarryKim> ouch
<rrrik> ISP glitched
<Angel-Eyes> the painstick
<Bluesevqi> You said everyone but John.
*** rrik was kicked by Puam_Carsalesman (Puam_Carsalesman)
<Angel-Eyes> eating it....
*** Puam_Carsalesman was kicked by DuMdeDuM (1<=- 14°SD v9.5 PrO°1 -=> 1°(14FRIEND Protection !1)°)
<Matthew> The sevqi has internal problems!
*** Puam_Carsalesman (n.p.puam@adsl70.turboline.be) has joined #Sevtrek
*** DuMdeDuM sets mode: +o Puam_Carsalesman
* The_Sevqi brings in some daleks to distract everyones attention while he sneaks up behind and stabs people oppesed to the sevqi in the back.
<ZootSuit> next one please....
<HarryKim> Hey guys just a question do any of you have any problems with ie4?
<SevMan> ISP glitched? I know the feeling (right, Dum?)
<Majel>  SevMan asks about FLAT.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [============] Keep = 33 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 7 %
<Majel>  [======================] Cut = 60 %
<rrrik> keep
<Bluesevqi> Dummy, why'd you do that?
<GizmoSevqi> Let's get on with it....
<littlestar> what is "oppesed"?
<DuMdeDuM> Sevman: all the time..
<SevMan> HK, no
<Puam_Carsalesman> hk, no, only with microsoft programs...
<Chop> HK what sort of prob?
<DuMdeDuM> Blue: ops aren't supposed to kick eachother.
<Puam_Carsalesman> cut
* Unicron is unaffected by the stabbing
<Majel>  SevMan asks about LEFT 
<Majel>  "From LEFT to right, yes, no, yes."
<JonasBashir> HK: I can't. I use IE5
<Matthew> It is unhonorable to stab someone in the back, Sevqi!
<HarryKim> My computer locks up when i use it
<GizmoSevqi> cut
<The_Sevqi> cut
<JonasBashir> neutral
<Matthew> cut
<Bluesevqi> What did Puam do?
<Ianna> cut
<littlestar> keep
<SevMan> keep
<johncook> keep
<Angel-Eyes> cut
<HarryKim> Jonas i already downloaded ie 5
<Bluesevqi> cut
* The_Sevqi are not honourable
<rrrik> cut
<DuMdeDuM> keep
<Chop> keep
<ZootSuit> cut
<Unicron> cut
<GizmoSevqi> Matthew: We're not Klingons, we don't care about honor
<HarryKim> cut
* The_Sevqi supplied a faulty brain to littlestar last week,,,
<Matthew> You should care!
<Angel-Eyes> B'Elanna is
* Puam_Carsalesman will not rest until every sevqi is under 6feet of ground
* JonasBashir shoots the not honourable Sevqis...
<Chop> HK- weird
<littlestar> I knowsdfjhskjfa
<littlestar> sfkjashdkf
<Matthew> It's the only thing that matters in this universe!
<littlestar> sfjslkfj
<Majel>  SevMan asks about LEFT.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 10 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===========] Keep = 31 %
<Majel>  [==] Neutral = 6 %
<Majel>  [======================] Cut = 62 %
<GizmoSevqi> What about B'elanna, AE?
<DuMdeDuM> |_ÎTT|_£§T®¿
<Bluesevqi> We're not B'elanna!
<Angel-Eyes> mauis
<littlestar> (brain malfunction)
<Angel-Eyes> maquis
<Majel>  SevMan asks about NEATNESS 
<Majel>  "Come in. Try to excuse the NEATNESS."
<JonasBashir> Puam: good......
<Puam_Carsalesman> neutral
<Bluesevqi> She's Klingon and in the maquis.
<Matthew> cut
<littlestar> keep
<rrrik> keep
<Chop> HK have you checked all the settings?
* The_Sevqi supplied a backup brain to LS this week tho..
<SevMan> keep
<johncook> cut
<Bluesevqi> keep
<Chop> cut
<The_Sevqi> keep
<ZootSuit> cut
<GizmoSevqi> We're the SEVqi, not the MAquis!
<JonasBashir> Bluesevqi: you wish you were
<Unicron> What Guy means is that Torres is honourably, and she was in the Maquis
<JonasBashir> keep
<Angel-Eyes> cut
<Ianna> keep
* Puam_Carsalesman attacks with a destroyer
<Angel-Eyes> i didn't say she was honorably
<GizmoSevqi> keep
<Unicron> keep
<Ianna> I'm mad at my school.  My band instructor wouldn't take "I can't miss Sev Trek" as an excuse to miss pep band.  GRR!!!
<Angel-Eyes> but she is half klingon
<rrrik> more like horribly
<Bluesevqi> Llol
<GizmoSevqi> LOL Ianna
<Puam_Carsalesman> what is pep band?
<Ianna> so I'll have to go in about ten minutes.
* littlestar slaps her head to get her brain working again
* Matthew attacks the Sevqi with a Galaxy class starship!
<Bluesevqi> Oh... poor Ianna.
<JonasBashir> Ianna: youshould have posted that as a punchline for this week...
* ZootSuit thinks we're done with this one.
<rrrik> poor PEP band
<Ianna> The band that plays at the basketball games.  Mandatory.
<HarryKim> keep
<Majel>  SevMan asks about NEATNESS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 10 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 62 %
<Majel>  [==] Neutral = 6 %
<Majel>  [===========] Cut = 31 %
<GizmoSevqi> AE: we're the Sevqi, not the Maquis!
* Bluesevqi attacks Matthew with a Sev class starship!
* The_Sevqi attacks matthew with an Unleaded SEV Destructor
<Majel>  SevMan asks about ROACHES 
<Majel>  "Are those ROACHES with you?"
<littlestar> keep
<GizmoSevqi> cut
<Ianna> cut
<Puam_Carsalesman> 13There Goes The First Sevqi Ship Into Annihilation!
<ZootSuit> cut
<Chop> cut
<The_Sevqi> cut
<SevMan> cut
<Angel-Eyes> keep
<Bluesevqi> keep
* Matthew calls in the Defiant!
<Puam_Carsalesman> keep
* littlestar keeps everything
<HarryKim> keep
<Matthew> cut
<DuMdeDuM> keep
* Unicron retaliates and dextroys the Sev Ships that the Sevqi are using
* Bluesevqi gets the Defunct
<HarryKim> I hate roaches
*** Matthew has quit IRC (Quit: [=V97=] Leaving)
* GizmoSevqi stays out of this battle
<HarryKim> he he he
<johncook> cut
<JonasBashir> I'm docter Jonas Bashir, from the USS Enterforaprize....
<Unicron> keep
<JonasBashir> Surrender, Sevqis!
* littlestar agrees with Gizqi!
* The_Sevqi has more ships than you can poke a subspace anomoly at...
<JonasBashir> The SEV Enterforaprize will attack you
* Puam_Carsalesman attacks Gizmosevqi, since he's a sitting duck...
<GizmoSevqi> We will fight to the end! We will never surrender!
<littlestar> but they can't SPELL!!
* Unicron has a jaw bigger then most moons
<GizmoSevqi> Puam: I'm a SHE!
<HarryKim> well what else?
<Majel>  SevMan asks about ROACHES.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<JonasBashir> Firing phizzers!
<ZootSuit> this one's done.
<Angel-Eyes> You're fighting for what?
*** Matthew (matti.ahls@ke29u2hel.dial.kolumbus.fi) has joined #sevtrek
<Bluesevqi> Poor Gizmo...
* littlestar sends the Sevqi a dictionary
<Chop> Unicron -and a bigger mouth? :)
<GizmoSevqi> the rights of punchlines
<Puam_Carsalesman> oops, sorry gizmo; then youre a sitting duchesse...
* The_Sevqi asks john what he thinks of all this fighting?
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
* JonasBashir shoots phizzers in wide range to all the Sevqis... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  CLOSE [93%, 12] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  NEATNESS [62%, 3] "Keep it!"
<rrrik> cut
<Ianna> The worst thing is that both band directors are TREKKERS!  methinks I'm gonna have a *chat* with them.
<Unicron> Chop - of course, they are the same thing
<GizmoSevqi> LOL
<Puam_Carsalesman> vote4 close
<SevMan> vote people
<Bluesevqi> But at least he didn't hear your real name and *still* think you were male, like certain people have done...
<The_Sevqi> vote4 close
<littlestar> Ianna :)  !!
<ZootSuit> vote4 close
<HarryKim> vote4 close
<Angel-Eyes> vote4 close
<DuMdeDuM> vote4 close
<SevMan> vote4 neatness
<GizmoSevqi> vote4 neatness
<JonasBashir> Ianna: they'll understand
<Chop> vote4 close
<JonasBashir> vote4 close
<Puam_Carsalesman> hey guys, if you vote on close, then the competition of this week is an alternate time line...
<Ianna> vote4 close
<Matthew> vote4 close
<Angel-Eyes> good punchline chosen........
<littlestar> vote4 close
<rrrik> vote4 NEATNESS
<Bluesevqi> vote4close
<Bluesevqi> oops
<GizmoSevqi> OWWW!!!!!!
<Bluesevqi> vote4 close
<Puam_Carsalesman> joh, shouldn't it be more consistent with the next ones??
<HarryKim> it appears close will win
<Bluesevqi> So?
* Matthew fires all weapons at Sevqi!
<Unicron> Erin, I did apolgise for that mistake
<GizmoSevqi> OW! That hurt!
<HarryKim> by popular demand
<Bluesevqi> the guy didn't mean that literally...
<Bluesevqi> Well, yeah...
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  CLOSE scored 12 vote(s).
<Majel>  NEATNESS scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 15 Judges present: 18 High/Low: 12/0
<Unicron> vote4 close
* The_Sevqi errect an unbreakable shield...
<SevMan> clear winner again
* Unicron eats the shield
<Chop> Continuity problems are nothing new Puam! :)
<HarryKim> my gosh it is absolutely cold here in the Philippines
* littlestar eats Unicorn
<Bluesevqi> So did Puam
* GizmoSevqi moans in pain
<littlestar> hehehe
<ZootSuit> john didn't vote?
<HarryKim> so lets move on to Sev Tek bwahahahaha
* Matthew yells "hurray for Unicron"!!!!!!!
* Unicron cannot be defeated by some mortal
<Puam_Carsalesman> blue, what you mean?
* The_Sevqi errect an unbreakable, uneatable uneverything shield...
<Bluesevqi> It's hot here!
<HarryKim> Hmmm JC seems to be so silent
<johncook> sorry, I hadn't had a chance to look at the punchlines so I couldn't make an informed decision
<Majel> "The winner of The Pits competition 108 is CLOSE"
<GizmoSevqi> JOHN????
<Bluesevqi> You apoligized.
<littlestar> dang
<Chop> HK- cold in the phillipinnes!?
* GizmoSevqi moans
* Puam_Carsalesman simply STEPS through that shield....
<DuMdeDuM> hold it
<Bluesevqi> Gizmo, you okay?
<HarryKim> I think he's not even here
<johncook> yeah, yeah, I'll vote from now on, okay?!?!
<DuMdeDuM> i have a screenshot of that!
<SevMan> John, you CHOSE the punchlines
* Unicron transforms to robot mode, and starts to beat the living hell out offf the shield
<rrrik> JC: You'd better!
<GizmoSevqi> Bule: Sorry, I'm okay now :)
<HarryKim> Chop: It's our version of winer when the temperatures drop
<HarryKim> but not too much
<GizmoSevqi> Blue, I mean :)
<Bluesevqi> JC, you didn't have a chance to look at the punchlines???
* The_Sevqi think puam is lying about stepping through the field...
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 100, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Matthew> Shoots a anti uneverything beam to the Sevqi shield, thus breaking it!
<johncook> rrrik: lest you start another boycott, I'll be on my best behaviour
<johncook> Blue: I was reading the DB
<rrrik> JC: okidoki
<Bluesevqi> But you chose them!
* Puam_Carsalesman isn't lying since he's poking the sevqi's eyes out now...
<Chop> I've forgotten what the sun looks like- we've had fog for the last two days continously!
<ZootSuit> This is the important one.
<johncook> blue: that was a few days ago though
* Unicron is now destroying hte plannet with a mean right hook
<Majel>  Now in NOMINATE mode. Maximum nominations per judge: 3.
<HarryKim> JC it is going to be ineresting how you are going to draw this week's cartoon
<johncook> ...I've read thousands of punchlines since
* The_Sevqi is lying since the sevqi can still see...
<Bluesevqi> Oh...
<GizmoSevqi> I can't wait to see :)
<rrrik> (of course I am fighting my sleep here, don't confuse it with boycott)
<johncook> JC: are we nominating Sev Trek now?
<ZootSuit> nominate kate
<Bluesevqi> Yeah! I can't wait to see it...
<Angel-Eyes> i never go into the sun..... when i'm in vampire mode
<DuMdeDuM> JC??
<rrrik> nominate FORMAL
<littlestar> nominate credit
* Puam_Carsalesman thinks the sevqi has just stated a paradox
<Chop> JC: did you manage to sort out the problem you had with black text on the DB?
<The_Sevqi> nominate kate
<Matthew> nominate credit
<Bluesevqi> Wish I could have *entered* it, though...
<GizmoSevqi> JC: you're talking to yourself?
<littlestar> nominate friends
<rrrik> nominate NITPICK
<HarryKim> nominate nitpick
<Puam_Carsalesman> nominate credit
<The_Sevqi> nominate wedding
<Angel-Eyes> you know nothing about sleep fighting, rik
<rrrik> nominate NOTEBOOK
<Unicron> nominate nitpick
<JonasBashir> nominate girlfriend
<Ianna> nominate CREDIT
<Puam_Carsalesman> nominate notebook
<DuMdeDuM> JC is Schidzo! OH NO!!
<The_Sevqi> nominate lights
<littlestar> nominate kate
<Chop> nominate notebook
<JonasBashir> nominate formal
<Puam_Carsalesman> nominate lights
<DuMdeDuM> nominate formal
<Unicron> nominate formal
<JonasBashir> nominate lights
<Chop> nominate credit
<Angel-Eyes> nominate wedding
<johncook> Chop: yes
<Ianna> nominate girlfriend
<DuMdeDuM> nominate friends
<Angel-Eyes> nominate lights
<ZootSuit> nominate wallpaper
<Unicron> nominate Kate
<DuMdeDuM> nominate nitpick
<rrrik> AE: Not now anyway, I'm way tooo sleepy :-)
* Matthew eats the Sevqi alive!
<Ianna> nominate WEDDING
<johncook> nominate notebook
<Bluesevqi> nominate LIGHTS
<Angel-Eyes> nominate kate
<Bluesevqi> nominate WALLPEPER
<GizmoSevqi> Kate? There's a punchline called KATE? Kate's my sister!
<johncook> nominate wedding
* The_Sevqi thinks matthew is delusional...
<GizmoSevqi> nominate wedding
<Unicron> as in kate mulgrew
<Angel-Eyes> :-) rik, just kidding really...  i'm just so exhausted
<Bluesevqi> nominate WALLPAPER
* JonasBashir prepares a Kate beam against Gizmo
<ZootSuit> nominate wedding
<Bluesevqi> nominate KATE
* littlestar nominates Gizmo's Sister! Hi!!
<rrrik> AE: I know: busy week?
<Bluesevqi> Your sister's a pyunchline!
<littlestar> punch her??
<Unicron> pyunchline?
<JonasBashir> I'll shoot WITH your sister...
* Puam_Carsalesman attaches a tractor beam to that stupid shield of the sevqi and thusdrains all power fro it...
<GizmoSevqi> My sister's not a punchline!
<Bluesevqi> nominate GIZMOSSISTER
<Angel-Eyes> Lots of studying, not much sleep.... played ping-pong late at night... :)
<SevMan> Hey TOD, do you realise you haven't used your usual nick during most of the session?
<JonasBashir> But she's a weapon...
<Bluesevqi> I want to be a punchline!
<Unicron> Iknow Sevman
<GizmoSevqi> TOD's here?
<Puam_Carsalesman> Oh, btw, guys, you were all greeted by my girlfriend.....
* The_Sevqi knows that puam wasn't successful as the shield still stands...
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  CREDIT [0%, 5] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FORMAL [0%, 4] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FRIENDS [0%, 3] "Nominated."
<Majel>  GIRLFRIEND [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  KATE [0%, 6] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LIGHTS [0%, 5] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NITPICK [0%, 4] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NOTEBOOK [0%, 4] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WALLPAPER [0%, 3] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WEDDING [0%, 7] "Nominated."
<ZootSuit> nominations are done.
<Bluesevqi> He's Unicron
<Unicron> yes... I... Am Unic- Eer, TOD
<littlestar> Unicorn = TOD. You can't tell
<Matthew> JC: when are you gonna draw Sevilians in to the Sev Files? ( =How much do I have time to find a scanner somewhere? )
<GizmoSevqi> Awww, I see
<littlestar> ??
<JonasBashir> Bye, GIRLFRIEND...
* DuMdeDuM engages the hypervacuum, sucking this channel dry of serious talk..
<littlestar> sorry JB
<littlestar> :(
<GizmoSevqi> L@Dummy
<HarryKim> Matthew i've been waiting all my life for the chance so i'll wager its going to take you a while
<JonasBashir> ls:    :(
<Chop> JB- story of my life! :)
<johncook> Matt: when I draw the book. I haven't started drawing the book as I have to do a Sev Wars poster first (I'm in the middle of it now)
<Puam_Carsalesman> ok, for the interested, the name of my girlfriend is Karen
<Bluesevqi> He's not drunk today, so it's hard to  recognize him.
<JonasBashir> Chop: true...
<SevMan> sure you can tell. who besides TOD would use the nick Unicron?
* Unicron eats all the people who have been sarcastic about him hte last few minutes
<Angel-Eyes> i'm tying to scan a picture..... not successful at the moment
<Majel>  Now weeding out all punch lines with less than 4 nominations.
<Majel>  FRIENDS now gets status "Cut by Majel."
<Majel>  GIRLFRIEND now gets status "Cut by Majel."
<Majel>  WALLPAPER now gets status "Cut by Majel."
<Matthew> So, how much do I have time?
<DuMdeDuM> Gizmo?
<GizmoSevqi> nominate PUAMGIRLFRIEND
<Matthew> JC?
<JonasBashir> Hey, do the weeding now...
<Bluesevqi> Okay. I still want to find a newer picture, anyway.
<littlestar> Say hi to your girlfriend for me, JB!
<JonasBashir> Now I can tell it: Girlfriend was my punchline....
<Unicron> Erwin, well theres you, or any otehr TF fan
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  CREDIT [0%, 5] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FORMAL [0%, 4] "Nominated."
<Majel>  KATE [0%, 6] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LIGHTS [0%, 5] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NITPICK [0%, 4] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NOTEBOOK [0%, 4] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WEDDING [0%, 7] "Nominated."
<johncook> matthew?
<GizmoSevqi> Dumdedum: What?
<The_Sevqi> the wedding one is the best... it shows a true sevilian...
<JonasBashir> My girlfriend WAS a punchline
<HarryKim> ohhh ic
<Angel-Eyes> Yes, but Unicorn is the bad guy
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Matthew> How much do I have time ( aproximately )?
<Puam_Carsalesman> my girlfriend IS real!
<Unicron> so?
<Majel>  SevMan asks about CREDIT 
<Majel>  "John Cook knows your CREDIT card number by heart."
<HarryKim> hardy har har
<Unicron> I may be a bad guy
<GizmoSevqi> keep
<Puam_Carsalesman> keep
<Angel-Eyes> gee, thanks, that one is mine
<JonasBashir> mine's too, Puam
<Chop> I love NOTEBOOK- because it's true!
<HarryKim> cut
<JonasBashir> keep
<Puam_Carsalesman> this one is sooooooo good!
<The_Sevqi> cut
<johncook> cut
<Bluesevqi> keep
<Ianna> keep
<Unicron> but that doesn't mena I don't have community spirit
<Angel-Eyes> keep
<SevMan> cut
<ZootSuit> cut
<Matthew> keep
<rrrik> keep
* littlestar thinks that Dave is the perfect candidate for the Sevqi - with all of those spelling mistakes, he'd fit in perfectly! :)
<JonasBashir> I touched the sky with my hands....
<Unicron> keep
<HarryKim> I love nitpick coz its also true
<Chop> keep
<littlestar> keep
<johncook> chop: you really keep a punchlines notebook?
<JonasBashir> Today...
<GizmoSevqi> ls: I can spell well!
<HarryKim> he he he
* Unicron thinks that Littlestar is wrong
<Angel-Eyes> John, i sometimes write a few punchliens on paper :)
<Bluesevqi> I wanted to be a punchline... I could have been, if that life story one was chosen... Well unless there was a different pucnchword.
<johncook> chop: NOTEBOOK is my favourite too - it's funny
<rrrik> JC: I did when the RRAW Boycott came through
<DuMdeDuM> keep
<littlestar> sorry Unicorn - I had to say it!!
<GizmoSevqi> btw, about 3/4 of my punchlines are true
<Unicron> I amy have to leave soon
<Angel-Eyes> i wrote some for the sev wars one a long time ago, and lost it
<Chop> Jc- not exactly- but i've been known to get up as i'm trying tosleep to jot down an idea
<Unicron> I need an early night tonight
<SevMan> I wrote down some punchlines for the Sev Wars comic about a week ago
<johncook> rik: you wrote punchlines down but didn't enter them?
<Majel>  SevMan asks about CREDIT.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 12 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [==========================] Keep = 71 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==========] Cut = 29 %
<Angel-Eyes> hehe, me too
<Majel>  SevMan asks about FORMAL 
<Majel>  "You wear Sev Trek shirts to FORMAL parties."
<rrrik> NO : after that boycott!
<johncook> sevman: how did you know what the comic was though?
<Puam_Carsalesman> cut
<johncook> keep
<ZootSuit> cut
<Chop> cut
<GizmoSevqi> As I was taking a math test, I wrote doiwn punchlines
<Unicron> cut
<Matthew> cut
<rrrik> keep
<GizmoSevqi> cut
<HarryKim> cut
<Ianna> keep
<Angel-Eyes> cut
<Bluesevqi> I have all the punchlines I've ever entered written down...
<JonasBashir> JC: thank you!
<The_Sevqi> cut
<SevMan> John, I already knew that for weeks. You hinted at it too much
<littlestar> cut
* Puam_Carsalesman slaps DuMdeDuM around a bit with a large trout
<Bluesevqi> Not in a notebook, though. On Clarisworks.
<littlestar> keep
<JonasBashir> First time I'm between the best, it's in the #100...
<Angel-Eyes> Gizmo, nice punchline concerning me, thanks :-)
<Bluesevqi> keep
<DuMdeDuM> keep
<johncook> sevman: did I? Hmm, maybe I need to be more subtle then!
<littlestar> this might make a nice picture, on second thought
<Angel-Eyes> The whole list was hystrically funny
<GizmoSevqi> Hmmm, who IS Sevman? Erwin>
* DuMdeDuM Blows Puam_Carsalesman's Head Away With A Double Barrel Shotgun ! Ka-BLAST !
<JonasBashir> cut
<The_Sevqi> JB: doing this fish fight scene from Monty Python eh?
<johncook> Angel: there were quite a few punchlines about you - you're quite a celebrity! :-)
<GizmoSevqi> AE: It's true, too!
<SevMan> John, it might be I'm used to your subtlety, and therefor see right through it >:-)
* Matthew shoots Sevqi
<Majel>  SevMan asks about FORMAL.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 10 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==============] Keep = 38 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [======================] Cut = 62 %
<Angel-Eyes> really? :-) Wow, I'm really happy now
<JonasBashir> Angus, nope.
<johncook> BTW, is Madmartigan here?
<JonasBashir> But lol
<DuMdeDuM> Yeah, GBA is one of the Honour-Sevilians
* The_Sevqi slaps matthew around a little...
<Majel>  SevMan asks about KATE 
<Majel>  "You get to meet KATE Mulgrew and excitedly address her as 'Gainweight'"
* littlestar wonders why everyone is so violent today....
<JonasBashir> Madmanmartigan!
<Bluesevqi> Ooh... Don't remind me!!!!
<JonasBashir> He's lost
<JonasBashir> cut
<littlestar> keep
<The_Sevqi> keep
<Ianna> keep
<Chop> cut
<HarryKim> cut
<ZootSuit> keep
<Matthew> cut
<Unicron> keep
<Bluesevqi> Hearing that name makes me feel sick.
<rrrik> keep
<HarryKim> not a very realistic scenario
<Bluesevqi> keep
<SevMan> cut
<Angel-Eyes> keep
<JonasBashir> JC: tanks again!
<GizmoSevqi> You should have seem how MAD I was when I found out GBA had to leave!
<JonasBashir> Thanks, I mean
<DuMdeDuM> keep
<GizmoSevqi> keep
* Matthew barfs on the Sevqi!!
<Ianna> Does anyone want to hear about the amusing story of a ST convention?
<GizmoSevqi> Blue: What name makes you sick?
<littlestar> Matthew!!!!!
<DuMdeDuM> Yeah I know gizmo, I was sad about GBA leaving too..
<Angel-Eyes> :-) That was very nice of you
<johncook> keep
<Bluesevqi> Do you know how much time I spent entering that comp?
* The_Sevqi barfs on matthew...
<Matthew> Yes, littlestar?
<johncook> Gizmo: me too, GBA is my Sev Files adviser
* Unicron barfs on th Sevqi, this takes some time
<littlestar> I'll hear any amusing story
<GizmoSevqi> Blue: hours and hours?
<Angel-Eyes> hehe
<littlestar> watch where you vomit!!
* The_Sevqi is unaffected by the vomit...
<Matthew> OK
<Majel>  SevMan asks about KATE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 11 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=========================] Keep = 69 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===========] Cut = 31 %
<Bluesevqi> I spent *hours* every day... I was practically staying up all night trying to get the high score...
<littlestar> I'm standing right next to you!
<GizmoSevqi> This is disgusting~
<Angel-Eyes> John, that won't be affected
<DuMdeDuM> AE: I COMMAND YOU TO STAY HOME NEXT WEEK!! WE CAN'T MISS YOU!!
* Matthew is unaffected by Sevqi's vomit
<Bluesevqi> Sigh...
<Majel>  SevMan asks about LIGHTS 
<Majel>  "You insist on no more than four LIGHTS in your family christmas tree"
* Unicron knows the Sevqi is affected by HIS vomit, after all it consists of plannet remains
<Matthew> Copying...
* GizmoSevqi agrees with DumdeDum
<johncook> blue: what was your highest score?
<Ianna> keep
<The_Sevqi> cut
<littlestar> keep
<GizmoSevqi> keep
<Bluesevqi> 405
<HarryKim> keep
<johncook> keep
<Matthew> keep
<Bluesevqi> keep
<Angel-Eyes> keep
* JonasBashir attacks the Sevqi with their own vomit!
<Chop> cut
<johncook> 405? Impressive!
<JonasBashir> keep
<Unicron> keep
<Bluesevqi> Not very good...
<ZootSuit> cut
<Angel-Eyes> This way, you can learn to appreciate me more :-)
* The_Sevqi requests help from sevqi members...
* littlestar tries to avoid the vomit flying about the room!
<Puam_Carsalesman> JC: btw thx for organizing a competition while i was in the middle of exams...
<GizmoSevqi> Blue: that was good! My best was 301
<Unicron> fire vomit torpedos at the Sevqi
<SevMan> My highest score was 415, but without a faster connection, any higher is simply impossible
<Bluesevqi> Yeah, I guess...
<JonasBashir> My best was 0. I never entered...
<Chop> Jb- ditto!
<johncook> puam: I'm sorry - the middle of January is a very strange time for exams in our part of the world!
<Unicron> same here
<HarryKim> I can't get past level 1 darn
* GizmoSevqi waves her hand, and all this vomit stuff immediately stops
<Matthew> I entered a few times and got 150...
<HarryKim> I gave up some time ago
<Puam_Carsalesman> JC: not in THIS part anyway!
<johncook> HK: you can't get past level 1? I'm surprised, you of all people.
<GizmoSevqi> JC: I had exams last week too
* The_Sevqi thanks gizmosevqi and promotes her to commander...
<Majel>  SevMan asks about LIGHTS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 10 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [============================] Keep = 77 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [========] Cut = 23 %
<JonasBashir> Chop: join me!
<Angel-Eyes> I got pretty high, but i had a connection problem too
<JonasBashir> We did 0.
* DuMdeDuM grabs a piece of dry vomit, launches it with lightspeed, thus crashing straigth through Unicron, detroying backups systems, scaring of Sevspace, and eliminating all hopes of repairs.
<GizmoSevqi> Awww, thanks :)
<Puam_Carsalesman> kep
<HarryKim> JC: I know it frustrates me
<Majel>  SevMan asks about NITPICK 
<Majel>  "You NITPICK the nitpicks of others."
<Bluesevqi> not where I live...
<HarryKim> he he he 
<rrrik> lights?
<ZootSuit> cut
<littlestar> keep
<rrrik> cut
<Bluesevqi> That's going to start soon
<GizmoSevqi> keep
<rrrik> keep
<The_Sevqi> cut
<JonasBashir> Every punchline voted gets more than 70% of approval...
<Chop> cut
<Angel-Eyes> keep
<JonasBashir> cut
<Puam_Carsalesman> keep
<HarryKim> I don;t get it sometimes i manage to answer all the wuestions then i get a negative score
<Matthew> cut
<HarryKim> keep
<Ianna> keep
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<SevMan> HK, you're connection is pretty slow most of the time, right? I think that's your problem with the comp
* Unicron ignores this attack, as there is onlt ONE thing that can hurt him
<Puam> keep
<Angel-Eyes> too much time
<JonasBashir> John: do you "hear" me?
<Unicron> keep
<littlestar> One thing???
<HarryKim> Not right now coz i got a brand new computer
<Bluesevqi> I think I know all of them but one.
<Ianna> The day before, me and Steph got together to plan for the con.  Before we got to my house, we went to the store and got three pairs of boxers and permanent markers.  We wrote letters from "The Boxer Girls"  to Ethan Phillips, Grace Lee Whitney, and Johm DeLancie on them.  The looks on their faces when we gave the boxers to them...sooo cool.
* GizmoSevqi is confused
<littlestar> What?
<Ianna> gotta go.
* Puam thinks tickling is his week spot
<HarryKim> my connection is already really fast
<littlestar> BB's middle name?
<Ianna> Band awaits.
<johncook> JB: what was the questino?
* The_Sevqi phizzes unicrons mouth shut...
* Matthew punches Giz while she's confused!
<Ianna> so if you ever hear about the Boxer girls...that's us.
<GizmoSevqi> *sob* Good Sev, Ianna!
<Bluesevqi> My middle name? WHat about it?
<ZootSuit> next please
<JonasBashir> JC:"no question. Just thnaks!
<Ianna> Good Sev.
<littlestar> :) Ianna
<JonasBashir> Thanks, I mean
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<GizmoSevqi> I know Erin's middle name!
<Majel>  SevMan asks about NITPICK.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=====================] Keep = 58 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===============] Cut = 42 %
<littlestar> It's the only thing that can harm Dave
<johncook> JB: oh. Don't mention it, whatever it was for.
<SevMan> 5 mutes? vote people, vote
<Bluesevqi> What about my middle name???
<DuMdeDuM> Gizmo: so do i
<rrrik> keep
<Angel-Eyes> Everybody knows mine...... ;-) 
<Bluesevqi> keep
<DuMdeDuM> keep
<Bluesevqi> Whoops...
<GizmoSevqi> hehehe, I know Erin's middle name *dances around*
<littlestar> Who put the B in GBA?
<JonasBashir> You made my punchline do it to this sssion. The GIRLFRIEND one...
<Bluesevqi> So?
<DuMdeDuM> hehehe, I know Erin's middle name *dances around*
<rrrik> Yeah: it''s Angel *Private* Eyes
<DuMdeDuM> LS: Guy Ben Ami did
<littlestar> GBA - Here to Stay!!
<Angel-Eyes> :-)
* Unicron is unaffected by the attempts to weild his mouth together, the metal is unweildable by conventinal equipment
<littlestar> :)
<Bluesevqi> HEY!!! Waitaminute. Dummy, you still owe me something!
* Matthew punches Giz and DdD
<SevMan> What is it about Erin's middle name that people should know?
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<ZootSuit> next please
<Majel>  SevMan asks about NITPICK.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=======================] Keep = 64 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=============] Cut = 36 %
<GizmoSevqi> Does anyone know my middle name???
<HarryKim> hummmmmmm
<DuMdeDuM> Blue? i owe you what? oh, that answer?
<Majel>  SevMan asks about NOTEBOOK 
<Majel>  "You keep a punchlines NOTEBOOK on your nightstand."
<DuMdeDuM> 53
<Bluesevqi> NOTHING! It's just a really weird name, okay?
<JonasBashir> Got me, John?
<littlestar> Hi!
<GizmoSevqi> cut
<Puam> keep
<Matthew> cut
<The_Sevqi> cut
<HarryKim> cut
<Bluesevqi> I might. Lemme check.
<rrrik> cut
<JonasBashir> keep
<DuMdeDuM> BS: i made a promise
<SevMan> cut
<littlestar> keep
<Angel-Eyes> thanks littestar, good rhyme
<Chop> keep
<Angel-Eyes> keep
<ZootSuit> cut
<GizmoSevqi> cutcutcutcut
<Unicron> what, weirder then Erin?
<Unicron> cut
<littlestar> cut
<johncook> JB: oh, ok. No probs, although who the author is doesn't change my choices
<johncook> keep
<Angel-Eyes> You're Sevilian - weird is part of the jpb
<Bluesevqi> What promise?
<GizmoSevqi> The name Erin is not weird! 
<johncook> I thought this was a good punchline
<Bluesevqi> No, not Erin! My middle name!
<JonasBashir> JC: I know, but anyway.... It was a true gift.
<GizmoSevqi> Oh, I have an announcement!
<Unicron> Erin for aa girl is, abit
<Bluesevqi> keep
<Angel-Eyes> Most of them on the best entries cracked me up
<Majel>  SevMan asks about NOTEBOOK.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==============] Keep = 40 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [======================] Cut = 60 %
<johncook> Maybe cos it's what I do - keep an ideas book handy for when miscellaneous ideas pop into my head
* The_Sevqi have sabotaged this puncline...
<DuMdeDuM> keep
<Bluesevqi> Aha! I know Gizmo's middle name!!!
<GizmoSevqi> It is NOT weird! I know at least six girls named Erin!
* Bluesevqi dances around.
<JonasBashir> it's cut
<HarryKim> Erin in Filipino means "to Groan"
<JonasBashir> I told so, Majel!
<DuMdeDuM> hehehehe =]
<JonasBashir> I erin!
* littlestar Erins
<Matthew> JC: Thanks for letting me have 3 punchlines on the Best entries page!
<The_Sevqi> bet you don't know my middle name tho...
<JonasBashir> Grrrrrr! I'm erining!
<littlestar> :)
* Matthew passes bribe to JC
<Bluesevqi> There's someone in nearly all of my classes named Erin! (besides me, that is)
<Majel>  SevMan asks about WEDDING 
<Majel>  "You're late to your WEDDING because of a judging session!"
<GizmoSevqi> LOL
<HarryKim> ha ha ha 
<Chop> Whenever I hear the name Erin I always think 'Wilma Deering'! :)
<Unicron> Well, I've only ever known FOUR people to have the name Erin, Erwin, Arron, or any otehr spelling version of it at all
<johncook> Matthew: no probs but I don't even see author names when I choose punchlines (thanx to Erwin's puncherator program)
<Matthew> HK: LOL!!!
<Bluesevqi> To GROAN?????
* HarryKim arrests Matthew for illegal bribery
<DuMdeDuM> Harry : and what does Johan mean? to be dumb?
<HarryKim> hmmm since when does bribery become legal?
<Angel-Eyes> John, you'll now have so many cool things to do with the new apartment with pits.... it'll be cool
<HarryKim> ha ha ha
<Bluesevqi> Wilma Deering? Who???
<JonasBashir> keep
<The_Sevqi> keep
<ZootSuit> keep
<HarryKim> cut
<littlestar> cut
<Angel-Eyes> keep
<Quinn> cut
<SevMan> keep
<Bluesevqi> keep
<JonasBashir> This is the replacement for my punchline. Very similar
<rrrik> cut
<Matthew> cut
<JonasBashir> I like it, GBA
* The_Sevqi bails matthew out with 100 bars of sev pressed latinum...
<Chop> BS: Buck Roger's costar
<Bluesevqi> IDummy, yu owe me something.
<Unicron> keep
<GizmoSevqi> I know, lets see, one, two, ....no, five girls named Erin. And there there's the OTHER Erin....
<HarryKim> I think the best punchline for this competition is the punchline that majority of us actually do or experience
<Angel-Eyes> i realised that, jb, when i read the finalists
* Matthew wonders why the Sevqi helps him out...
<GizmoSevqi> keep
<Angel-Eyes> u need to have a funny drawing too, francis
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<HarryKim> It kinda puts thing in perspective
<JonasBashir> I experienced my own punchline...
* The_Sevqi are showing that their not all that bad and that their extremely rich....
<johncook> keep
<Bluesevqi> I know at least 7 other Erins.
<johncook> angel: really?
<GizmoSevqi> I experienced almost all of my punchlines
<littlestar> lol Data! Even though you're not here....
<JonasBashir> Have you read data's quit? lol!
<Angel-Eyes> it's not supposed to be in perspective too much
<SevMan> I experienced my punchline, but I guess I submitted it too late :-(
<Angel-Eyes> necessari;y
<Unicron> The Sevqi only got rich because they are pirates as well
<Majel>  SevMan asks about WEDDING.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=======================] Keep = 64 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=============] Cut = 36 %
<ZootSuit> come on mutes....
<GizmoSevqi> I have an Erin sitting right next to me. But not a human Erin....
<JonasBashir> Erwin, what is it?
<The_Sevqi> i only know one erin, and thats next door to my grandmothers.
<Puam> keep
* Matthew stops all attacks on Sevqi. But continues attacks on Blue and Giz... :-)
<Bluesevqi> I know! I was reading the punchlines, and thinking, these all describe me!
<JonasBashir> Giz: a roach?
<JonasBashir> A lizard?
<JonasBashir> An amoeba?
<Bluesevqi> Matthew!
<Matthew> Correction: on The_Sevqi
<GizmoSevqi> Matthew: I am a Sevqi
<littlestar> Our computer went insane, and we had to put Win98 on it. That is not very promising :(
<Unicron> I must leave now.
<Unicron> Good sev all
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<HarryKim> maybe a protozoan
<SevMan> JB, something like "when you turn the sevships into paper models" (ok, so I did only 1 so far)
<Matthew> Yes, Blue?
* The_Sevqi regrets releasing matthew and puts him straight back in jail...
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<littlestar> bye, dave!
<GizmoSevqi> *blushes* A beanie baby
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  CREDIT [71%, 5] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  KATE [69%, 6] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  LIGHTS [77%, 5] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  NITPICK [64%, 4] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  WEDDING [64%, 7] "Keep it!"
<Bluesevqi> Oh.
* Matthew Blows up jail!
<Bluesevqi> A BEANIE BABY?
<JonasBashir> What's a beanie?
<Angel-Eyes> vote4 wedding
<Bluesevqi> I think I would prefer a roach...
<GizmoSevqi> Yeah, why?
<littlestar> this is hitsoric, remember, so make your vote4 count!
<Matthew> vote4 credit
<rrrik> vote4 NITPICK
<Bluesevqi> A beanie baby. You haven't heard of them???
<The_Sevqi> vote4 wedding
<JonasBashir> A beanie named Erin?
<ZootSuit> this is a tough one
<Quinn> vote4 kate
<GizmoSevqi> What's wrong with Beanie Babies? I like them....
<HarryKim> vote4 nitpick
<Bluesevqi> I dunno... it's alive.
<SevMan> vote4 wedding
<rrrik> JC: any ideas for drawing these punchlines?
<Chop> vote4 credit
<JonasBashir> What the hell is a beanie?
<Bluesevqi> I really expensive one.
<Puam> vote4 credit
<Bluesevqi> It's all green. I've seen pics
* littlestar agrees with Zoot Suit!
<JonasBashir> vote4 wedding
<Bluesevqi> Beanie BABY
<littlestar> vote4 credit
<littlestar> I think...
<JonasBashir> Easy to draw wedding, JC! Think about it!
<GizmoSevqi> Blue: It's green with a white shamrock on the left side
<ZootSuit> vote4 wedding
<JonasBashir> WHAT'S A BEANIE!!??!?
<Angel-Eyes> My chance to win a sev trek comp.... hmmmm....
<Bluesevqi> vote4 wedding
<HarryKim> its a weird doll
<Bluesevqi> Beanie BABY
<johncook> I chose only punchlines that I could easily draw
<The_Sevqi> credit sucks... (sorry and no offense to whoever wrote it)
<DuMdeDuM> AE: 47#
<HarryKim> that is filled with beans
<Bluesevqi> Bean bag dolls
<HarryKim> hence the name beaning
<HarryKim> este beanie
<Bluesevqi> Stuffed animals...
<ZootSuit> I like KATE second best...
<GizmoSevqi> not dolls! Animals!
<DuMdeDuM> vote4 nitpick
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  CREDIT scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  KATE scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  NITPICK scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  WEDDING scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 14 Judges present: 16 High/Low: 6/1
<johncook> vote4 wedding
<ZootSuit> That one would be fun to draw...
<Angel-Eyes> 47?
<JonasBashir> Beanie BABY, it's the same...
<littlestar> Kate is also good....
<Bluesevqi> THat's what I said.
<rrrik> John What would you draw for the NITPICK cartoon?
<HarryKim> nitpick embodies the sevillian
<JonasBashir> Aaaaaah!
<JonasBashir> Thanks, Erin
<Bluesevqi> Woohoo!
<HarryKim> perfectly nitpicky every single day of the week
<GizmoSevqi> vote4 wedding
<JonasBashir> Wedding!
<The_Sevqi> what I don't understand is why vote for credit when wedding go the most for the shortlist for final mode?
<Matthew> JC: you could have drawn that '4 in the morning' thing that I wrote...
* Matthew is kidding
<Bluesevqi> I can't wait to see the cartoon!
<SevMan> I believe there were 2 more votes
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  CREDIT scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  KATE scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  NITPICK scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  WEDDING scored 8 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 16 Judges present: 16 High/Low: 8/1
<The_Sevqi> oh but I see it wdding won any way...
<SevMan> ah yes
<The_Sevqi> wedding even...
<HarryKim> Yeah i cant wait to see it indeed
<Majel>  LIGHTS now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Bluesevqi> wedding.
<johncook> matt: actually, I probably should've put that in the finalists on reflection but I guess that's the way thing goes... sorry.
<ZootSuit> Cut kate and nitpick
<Puam> JC: you could do an entire page for WEDDING?? no?
<JonasBashir> VOTE FOR WEDDING! It has my blessing...
<GizmoSevqi> I like my punchlines :(
<SevMan> Do we need to continue or does WEDDING win?
<Matthew> Don't worry... I'll get over it... :-)
<JonasBashir> JC: it's easy to draw...
<johncook> Puam: no!
<HarryKim> Hey Jc any chance for Sevillians doing a Cameo on that cartoon?
<Bluesevqi> Sorry Gizmo...
<The_Sevqi> 23 years old and I still have problems typing words out...
<johncook> who wrote this punchline anyway?
<Bluesevqi> I wish I'd entered, but I couldn't think of anything funny.
<HarryKim> Sevillians like us? he he he
<JonasBashir> 8/8 wedding against the others. We go on
<Chop> I now pronounce you man and sev...
<Angel-Eyes> Me!
<GizmoSevqi> Blue: what are you sorry about?
<Majel>  KATE now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<GizmoSevqi> LOL
<johncook> guy, is it yours?
<Angel-Eyes> Yep!
<ZootSuit> vote4 wedding
<Bluesevqi> That your punchlines didn't make it.
<SevMan> 8 is 50%. I'd say we have a winner
<johncook> do you have access to a scanner or digital camera? Can you send me some pictures of yourself?
<Angel-Eyes> I implied it too :-)
<Angel-Eyes> Yes, I'm trying through friends 
<Angel-Eyes> for sev forward
<GizmoSevqi> Oh, I see :) It's okay, it was great to get 22 in the best entries page
<HarryKim> JC who r u addressing that question to?
<Bluesevqi> Give it to me, too.
<JonasBashir> SevMan: it's a tie
<Angel-Eyes> next week it'll be ready?
<Bluesevqi> GBA
<JonasBashir> GBA!
<johncook> HK: guy
<ZootSuit> let's see the tally again please
<Majel> "The winner for the Sev Trek competition #100(!!) is WEDDING"
<Puam> sevman: cut kate and nitpic and revote
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  CREDIT scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  NITPICK scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  WEDDING scored 8 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 15 Judges present: 16 High/Low: 8/0
<Bluesevqi> I certainly hope that one wasn't a real experiance...
<Puam> ok...
<rrrik> vote4 WEDDING : There, I swung!
<Bluesevqi> Heehee...
<JonasBashir> Well, did it win or didn't it?
<Quinn> vote4 credit
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<HarryKim> vote4 nitpick
<Bluesevqi> It did.
<johncook> Okay, I can't make any promises about whether I'll draw any sevilians in the wedding comic strip...
<GizmoSevqi> It won!
<GizmoSevqi> I think....
<JonasBashir> Well, it won!
<johncook> ...I do have to draw it sometime this week
<Bluesevqi> Draw GBA!
<Matthew> I'm gonna go now!!!!!!
<The_Sevqi> doesn't matter its the best punchline tho...
<HarryKim> sometime soon it would seem
<GizmoSevqi> JB: It's your punchl;ine?
<rrrik> PErhaps Draw Barf + Dux at theirs!
<Matthew> Sevqi! No hard feelings, eh?
<Bluesevqi> It's GBA's
<HarryKim> the anticipation level seems to be on an all tim e high
<JonasBashir> no... but almost
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<littlestar> Bye, Matthew!
<Angel-Eyes> John, I could get a picture tomorrow maybe... if if you want to draw me in :-)
<DuMdeDuM> Good Sev Matt
<rrrik> Barf being late because his is the sevilian we speak of?
<The_Sevqi> Matthew: no hard feelings..
<DuMdeDuM> Bye everyone that's leaving
<JonasBashir> It's very look alike to my punchline
<Cinga> hi guys
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<JonasBashir> But a lot more extremist
<Bluesevqi> JB: What was yours?
<littlestar> Hi, Cinga!
<ZootSuit> You just missed the vote, Cinga.
<johncook> Guy, if you get me some pictures by Monday or Tuesday at the latest, then MAYBE I'll draw you in it
<HarryKim> no it has to be sevillians otherwise it would lose its symbolism and meaning
<JonasBashir> GIRLFRIEND
<Bluesevqi> Oh...
<GizmoSevqi> I should probably go........
<Cinga> Sorry that Taktaal and I are late -- we were at our graduation party :)
<Angel-Eyes> well, you know how it is.  it's tomorrow or next friday.
<johncook> (if possible send me a couple of photos - makes the caricature easier)
<Angel-Eyes> so i;ll try 
<Bluesevqi> Sorry, JB
<ZootSuit> take care, and good sev to you all.
<rrrik> OK, Maybe Herman and Burger Girl?
<HarryKim> Hey JC how about the person who submitted the idea
<HarryKim> he he he
<SevMan> John, if GBA doesn't mind, you should place the picture he sends you on the same page
<JonasBashir> ...you let your girlfriend waiting for an hour because you have to finish the Judging session
<littlestar> Good sev!
<johncook> Angel: well, if not tomorrow then, it'll be too late
<GizmoSevqi> GGBA: you have to get drawn!
<HarryKim> does he get a chance too?
<Cinga> who won the sevtrek comp?
<Bluesevqi> WEDDING
* ZootSuit powers up the warped engines....
<johncook> HK: mmaaayyyybbbeeee, I'l think about it
<JonasBashir> Well, I'm in the #100 page...
<Angel-Eyes> Well, it's pretty cool....
<The_Sevqi> cya zoot
<HarryKim> he he he
* ZootSuit engages
<Angel-Eyes> I'm beginng to feel excitement and happiness
<Angel-Eyes> YIPPPEEEEE
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<DuMdeDuM> Bye everyone that's leaving
<Angel-Eyes> !
* Quinn slowly mumbles Scotty, beam me up
* GizmoSevqi cheers for GBA
<Angel-Eyes> extreme joy
<Bluesevqi> Oh, yeah... it was FM's idea.
* The_Sevqi offers congrats to AE
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<SevMan> Anyone wants something to still be recorded by Majel?
<johncook> sevman: maybe I will. 
<HarryKim> OK guys the next thing we have to wait for is the SEV Millenium Strip Seev Trek #100
<The_Sevqi> The Sevqi will prevail.... there
<Bluesevqi> Bye, transcript readers!!!!!
<Angel-Eyes> Thanks for voting for my punchline! 
<GizmoSevqi> Hey, has anyone heard from Clover in a while?
<Bluesevqi> Good SEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVV!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<johncook> Another thing - I can't make any promises about drawing other sevilians in the comic strip, so don't be disappointed if I can't, okay?
<Bluesevqi> Nope.
<Bluesevqi> Okay.
<GizmoSevqi> Okay.
<Angel-Eyes> Bye transcript readers! Thanks... couldn't have asked for a better gift.
<The_Sevqi> The Sevqi took over this judging session for a while transcript readers..
<littlestar> Well done, Guy!
<Bluesevqi> Yeah! The Sevqi are the best!
<Chop> Bye everyone!
<rrrik> JC: well, there's always that matter of drawing yourself!
<littlestar> Bye!!
<Angel-Eyes> :-) I feel like I completed a cyhcle
<Angel-Eyes> cycle
<JonasBashir> Congrats, GBA. You made history...
<Bluesevqi> Good job, GBA...
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* The_Sevqi waves bye to the transcript readers...
<johncook> rik: maybe I'll hide in a corner somewhere :-)
<Puam> bye
<GizmoSevqi> OH! Wedding was GBA's punchline?
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<SevMan> John, if you want something to say while Majel's still running, best say it first
<rrrik> Oh no, not in the corner again! 
<Angel-Eyes> YES! :-)
<johncook> Is madmartigan here now?
<Bluesevqi> Draw himself in this one? Are you sure Wendy would appreciate taht?
<rrrik> (It's sooo, soo,  ....   corny!)
<johncook> rik: again?
<GizmoSevqi> No one's seen Clover? She's gone :(
<SevMan> John, no he isn't
<Bluesevqi> Yes, Gizmo! Sheesh, yu didn't know that?
<rrrik> JC: theposter remember?
* The_Sevqi tries to get JC to come out of the corner...
<johncook> rik: oh right. okay
<GizmoSevqi> No, I didn't okay!
<DuMdeDuM> I do not recognize Madmartigan in this channel.
<HarryKim> SO JC when will Sev Trek # 100 come out?
<HarryKim> he he he
<Bluesevqi> But everyone was talking about it...
<Angel-Eyes> Now I need to win twist+sci fi :-)
<DuMdeDuM> he            he                 he ?
<The_Sevqi> jc: you where in the corner in the poster? perhaps I better have another look then...
<Bluesevqi> Oooh... Sevilian Comp... <whimper>
<JonasBashir> JC: draw it FAST!
<GizmoSevqi> Okay people, I need to go :( BYE TRANSCIPT READERS!!!!
<DuMdeDuM> Sevqi: lower right corner of the poster...no not the spider
<littlestar> the Great Nerd of the Galaxy
<Bluesevqi> He was in a picture.
<HarryKim> JC JC draw it really fast
<Angel-Eyes> Bye gizmo
<johncook> HK: I don't know when I'll draw it. We have some relatives over for the weekend and half of Monday, then Tuesday is a public holiday so I'm spending it with Wendy
<JonasBashir> ls: lol!
<Bluesevqi> So was Wendy.
<The_Sevqi> by commander gizmosevqi
<GizmoSevqi> Good Sev, this a great judging session
<Bluesevqi> Oh...
<johncook> So I don't know when I'll squeeze all the other work I have to do! :-(
<Bluesevqi> I want to see it!
<littlestar> Bye, Gizmo!! Sev long and proper!
<GizmoSevqi> Me=happy :)
<Bluesevqi> Good SEv, Gizmo!
<GizmoSevqi> LOL
<GizmoSevqi> Good Sev!
<DuMdeDuM> BlueSevqi, I need to have a word with you...
<Bluesevqi> I know your middle name!
<SevMan> Waitaminute, John, isn't it your birthday tomorrow?
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<HarryKim> well gotta go or ill be late for school
<DuMdeDuM> Good Sev Gizmo
<Bluesevqi> With ME?
<DuMdeDuM> YES!
<littlestar> Is it???
<Bluesevqi> It is??????
<rrrik> Good night/morning/evening/whatever!
<DuMdeDuM> about Sev Forward
<rrrik> bye
<johncook> sevman: how did you know that?
<DuMdeDuM> Good Sev you mean
<Bluesevqi> What?
<DuMdeDuM> Good Sev Rik
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<SevMan> John, I read it on Sev Forward
<Bluesevqi> HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<The_Sevqi> JC: I sent back the book to you, did you get it and when can I expect its replacement?
<JonasBashir> Erin... I have to tell you something
<Bluesevqi> What?
<Angel-Eyes> Happy Birthday! Mazal Tov! Yom Holedet Shameach
<johncook> sevqui: is this angus?
* littlestar goes nuts!
<JonasBashir> Nothing, it was to distract you...
<DuMdeDuM> BlueSevqi, i've been using 3DS MAX again, and i've made 2 pictures as logo for it, you MIGHT be able to use them
<The_Sevqi> jc: yes
<Bluesevqi> Can I see them?
<DuMdeDuM> yes, hold on...via icq?
<johncook> angus: it's already on it's way. Probably monday
<Bluesevqi> Okay.
<DuMdeDuM> coming up
<littlestar> HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JOHN!!!!!
<The_Sevqi> jc: many thanks...
<johncook> I drew Barf on the inside front cover for you
<johncook> ls: not yet
<johncook> but thanx
<JonasBashir> Well, it's an anniversary, but
<Bluesevqi> Thanx
<littlestar> well for tomorrow, anyway
<johncook> well guys, I gotta go so I'll see you on the DB and the IB during the week...
<The_Sevqi> I have an idea, ppl have been editing Need For Speed 3 cars, so what about a Sev Trek Need For Speed 3 car?
<Bluesevqi> Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday Dead John... Happy Birthday to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Bluesevqi> OOPS!!!
<johncook> ...hope you enjoy the new Sci-Fi cartoon comp
<Bluesevqi> Umm... Change dead to dear, okay?
<johncook> dead john?
<Angel-Eyes> Ok, bye John.... have a nice, well, week....
<JonasBashir> Bye, John!
<johncook> ok
<Angel-Eyes> and thanks
<SevMan> John, do you still want Majel to hang around?
<littlestar> he's dead, John!
<The_Sevqi> cya john...
<Bluesevqi> =)
<Angel-Eyes> happy birthday too
<Angel-Eyes> !
<johncook> nah, kill Maj!
<Bluesevqi> Bye, JC!
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<JonasBashir> I'm staying today....
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  ===== The voting is now over! =====
Session Close: Sat Jan 23 01:38:49 1999