Session Start: Sat Jan 30 00:15:23 1999
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[0:15] *** Topic is 'The next Sev Trek voting session is on 30th Jan 1999, 9AM Australian Eastern Time, see http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm for more information.'
[0:15] *** Set by DuMdeDuM on Wed Jan 27 22:45:33
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#sevtrek created on Fri Jan 29 23:35:15
[0:15] <Foumartigan> Guy: Ofer can snap a photo of you on his vidcam and give you a jpeg of it, since he's got a video-card.  Did the same 4 me just yesterday
[0:15] <littlestar> Hello, Majel!!!
[0:15] *** rrik is now known as SevMan
[0:15] <Cinga> taktaal: only a week till military service, huh?
[0:15] <Angel-Eyes> Really, what's the link?
[0:15] <SevMan> Shall we beging with??
[0:15] <carlorff> it's no trouble John. We could work out some financial thing if you wanted. The taping I just start and let run
[0:15] * ZootSuit admires littlestar's energy.
[0:15] <carlorff> SEV TREK PLEASE
[0:15] <SevMan> begin with Pits?
[0:15] <Robot101> Guess what everyone. I made a web page that has four interfaces and a cloaked, cookie driven design selector. =)
[0:15] <USS_ferryboat> http://members.spree.com/SIP1/ussferryboat/
[0:15] *** Pruts-FCJ (com-john@n719.telekabel.euronet.nl) has joined #SevTrek
[0:15] <Angel-Eyes> when did he get the vidcam?
[0:15] *** Pruts-FCJ is now known as DuMdeDuM
[0:15] <Angel-Eyes> is it high quality?
[0:15] <DuMdeDuM> hi!
[0:15] <Foumartigan> http://ofer@his.home =]
[0:15] <Angel-Eyes> Good sev johan!
[0:16] <DuMdeDuM> Good Sev =]
[0:16] <johncook> carl: how about we discuss this by email later. What's your email?
[0:16] <littlestar> Hello!
[0:16] <carlorff> SEV TREK PLEASE!!!!!!!
[0:16] <Foumartigan> yup
[0:16] <carlorff> SEV TREK PLEASE
[0:16] <Robot101> http://www.ufs.by.net/
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 108, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
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[0:16] <Foumartigan> good sev Dum
[0:16] <DuMdeDuM> Good Sev, Guy Ben Ami =]
[0:16] <Robot101> Thssk, you all ignore me.
[0:16] <Carlos> Good Sev Dummy
[0:16] <carlorff> SEV TREK PLEASE!!!!!
[0:16] <JonasBashir> Sev Trek.?
[0:16] <Angel-Eyes> :)
[0:16] <JonasBashir> Dum!
[0:16] * Robot101 k-lines *!*@*
[0:16] <DuMdeDuM> Hello =]
[0:16] <Angel-Eyes> daniel, what??
[0:16] <JonasBashir> Dumdedum...
[0:16] <Blueberrie> Carlorff???
[0:16] <DuMdeDuM> ROBOT! =]
[0:16] <Erwin> Dum, you're home late
[0:16] <DuMdeDuM> yeah
[0:16] <Foumartigan> what what?
[0:16] <USS_ferryboat> good sev dum
[0:16] <SevMan> We begin with Pits: #108
[0:16] <JonasBashir> The great Dum master of stupidity is here.
[0:16] <Robot101> Nyah, now you noticed me.
[0:16] <Cinga> john: can't we add MOURN to the finalists? <drool>
[0:16] <littlestar> sorry, Robot
[0:16] <DuMdeDuM> Good Sev all =]
[0:16] <Blueberrie> Okay.
[0:16] <ZootSuit> Ok
[0:16] <Robot101> I could fall off a cliff and you'd just ICQ me complaints about the network. =)
[0:17] <johncook> Cinga: no, sorry, what I have written, I have written
[0:17] <Angel-Eyes> i didn't ask where, i asked when!
[0:17] <Cinga> :(
[0:17] <Angel-Eyes> :)
[0:17] <DuMdeDuM> robot101 : that's right!
[0:17] <DuMdeDuM> =]
[0:17] <USS_ferryboat> do we nominate with pits?
[0:17] * Robot101 pushes DuMdeDuM off a cliff and mails complaints to him instead
[0:17] <Blueberrie> Not yet
[0:17] <SevMan> Hmm, now this IS awkward!
[0:17] <USS_ferryboat> what?
[0:17] <Erwin> I don't think Pits needs nominating
[0:17] <JonasBashir> Does somebody have a mail account on GeoCities?
[0:17] <Foumartigan> Guy: sorry, seriously lagged - about a year ago, I think
[0:17] <USS_ferryboat> neither do I
[0:18] * DuMdeDuM lies splattered on the ground...you have new mail =]
[0:18] <Erwin> What's wrong, Sevman?
[0:18] * carlorff is going to sleep until SEV TREK is starting
[0:18] <SevMan> Someone OP Majel and SevMan please
[0:18] <Angel-Eyes> Daniel, I never saw it
[0:18] *** Erwin sets mode: +oo Majel SevMan
[0:18] <Blueberrie> Carlorff, why don't you want to do Pits?
[0:18] <Angel-Eyes> And I've been there only recrently
[0:18] <Ianna> Brb.
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[0:18] <Carlos> Sure is crowded in here
[0:18] <USS_ferryboat> yep
[0:18] * Carlos needs some elbow room
[0:18] <Foumartigan> your eyes can deceive you, young Gubrush, don't trust them
[0:18] <Blueberrie> Yeah... 17 people.
[0:18] <carlorff> bb- never followed it. Doesn't really interest me.
[0:19] <Blueberrie> Well, it's really funny.
[0:19] * DuMdeDuM pushes Carlos off a cliff, just like robot101 did to dum
[0:19] * Robot101 a-kills *!*@*
[0:19] <Angel-Eyes> Cool, I'll do it then
[0:19] * Robot101 mails complaints to Carlos
[0:19] * Carlos sprouts wings and flies
[0:19] <Carlos> Weeee
[0:19] <johncook> are we nominating then or what?
[0:19] <Foumartigan> u can drive over =]
[0:19] * DuMdeDuM mails complaints to Carlos =]
[0:19] * ZootSuit says "Zoot".
[0:19] * Robot101 cuts Carlos' elbows off, and gives them room
[0:19] * Carlos throws his mail in the dumpster
[0:19] * Blueberrie ...
[0:19] * SevMan is having Tech diffil.s
[0:20] * DuMdeDuM says "Dum"
[0:20] <JonasBashir> Ppl! I have a question for anyone who has an account on GeoCities.
[0:20] * Cinga says "Zoot? Huh?"
[0:20] <Erwin> hmmm
[0:20] <JonasBashir> Dum!
[0:20] <Blueberrie> GeoCities is evil.
[0:20] <DuMdeDuM> JB: sorry, i don't have an account there =]
[0:20] <Angel-Eyes> I guess it sounds familiar
[0:20] <Carlos> Ow!
[0:20] <littlestar> I read in the paper a really horrible story - this woman in England was feeding her sheep. They were so hungry, they nudged her off a cliff to get to the food!
[0:20] <Erwin> Last week Sevman (Puam) had tech diffil.s too, and I had to take over
[0:20] <DuMdeDuM> Geocities uses JavaScript to put that stupid banner EVERYWHERE on your homepage.
[0:20] * USS_ferryboat hums to herlself
[0:20] * ZootSuit says "Zoot suits me fine".
[0:20] <Blueberrie> Oh, that's awful!!!
[0:20] <littlestar> i know!
[0:20] <ZootSuit> :)
[0:20] <Carlos> LS: sounds like an X files ep.
[0:20] * DuMdeDuM says "Dum dedum de dum"
[0:20] <Foumartigan> was the food behind her, floating in mid-air just beyond the ledge?
[0:20] <littlestar> but at the same time....
[0:21] <Blueberrie> I hate that banner thing!
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[0:21] <JonasBashir> I know... but I"m interested in knowing a different thing. 
[0:21] <SevMan> ERWIN: private msg!
[0:21] <littlestar> she was holding it
[0:21] <Foumartigan> oh
[0:21] <littlestar> the food, that is
[0:21] <DuMdeDuM> BlueBerrie : i hate banners too! =]
[0:21] <Blueberrie> Welcome back, Ianna
[0:21] <Foumartigan> that sucks
[0:21] <carlorff> How about the other story of the lady who used to dry her cat off by putting it in a the oven for 10 seconds and then she tried it with a microwave.
[0:21] <Ianna> Good sev, everyone.
[0:21] <Foumartigan> poor woman
[0:21] <DuMdeDuM> JonasBashir: and just what might that be you wish to have knowledge of?
[0:21] <Blueberrie> Ewww...
[0:21] <USS_ferryboat> yuck
[0:21] <DuMdeDuM> Good Sev Ianna!
[0:21] <littlestar> uuuuugggghhhhh!!
[0:21] <Carlos> poor cat
[0:21] * ZootSuit ponders the significance of technical difficulties.
[0:21] <Foumartigan> maniac mansion style
[0:21] <littlestar> Meowwwwwwwwwwww!!
[0:21] <littlestar> (boom!)
[0:22] <DuMdeDuM> what a wacko
[0:22] <littlestar> poor cat!!
[0:22] <Blueberrie> Ugh...
[0:22] <Blueberrie> Is that a true story?
[0:22] <carlorff> OH MY GOD- I MICROWAVED THE CAT- I'M A B......
[0:22] <Carlos> LS: Did you remember to bring the Prozac?
[0:22] <JonasBashir> I need to know the incoming and outgoing mail servers of GeoCities.
[0:22] <carlorff> yes it is
[0:22] <littlestar> Yes!!
[0:22] * ZootSuit checks Murphy's Laws for a moment.
[0:22] <Angel-Eyes> I wonder if he used to say : Animal, cat, hot
[0:22] * littlestar hands out the Prozac to everyone...
[0:22] <Carlos> Good!
[0:23] <Cinga> do we vote?
[0:23] <JonasBashir> Ooooh, Prozac....
[0:23] <Blueberrie> Prozac? Why?
[0:23] <SevMan> SORRY people, This IS stupid!
[0:23] <JonasBashir> I'm sooooo happy...
[0:23] <johncook> sevman: are we starting?
Session Close: Sat Jan 30 00:23:14 1999

Session Start: Sat Jan 30 00:24:15 1999
[0:24] *** Now talking in #sevtrek
[0:24] *** Topic is 'The next Sev Trek voting session is on 30th Jan 1999, 9AM Australian Eastern Time, see http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm for more information.'
[0:24] *** Set by DuMdeDuM on Wed Jan 27 22:45:33
[0:24] *** DuMdeDuM sets mode: +o Majel
#sevtrek created on Fri Jan 29 23:35:15
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[0:24] <Blueberrie> That's for sure...
[0:24] <ZootSuit> Yay!
[0:24] *** Majel changes topic to 'The Judging of Sev Wide Web Competition(s) number 108 is now in session! For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm.'
[0:24] <Erwin> ah that looks more like it
[0:24] <Angel-Eyes> Good Sev Transcript readers!
[0:24] <littlestar> Go Majel!!
[0:24] <DuMdeDuM> whiieeee =]
[0:24] <JonasBashir> Dum: it worked. Thanks for making me remember it
[0:24] <littlestar> Good Sev!!
[0:24] <Carlos> Good Sev, Majel!
[0:24] <carlorff> I like this story. A guy was in court facing charges of threatening an officer. The argument was that he had a lump in his pockets that looked like a gun. The guy said it couldn't have been one. He was asked why and then proceeded to pull out a large stash of heroin. The judge was laughing so hard he had to call a recess.
[0:24] <DuMdeDuM> JB: no problem =]
[0:24] <JonasBashir> Hi everyone there, transcript readers...
[0:24] <Blueberrie> Good Sev, everyone!
[0:25] <littlestar> d'oh!!!
[0:25] <USS_ferryboat> good sev all
[0:25] <Blueberrie> Huh?
[0:25] <ZootSuit> Are we nominating now?
[0:25] <JonasBashir> I reinstalled Windows... and I needed to do that
[0:25] <DuMdeDuM> carlorff : LOL =]
[0:25] <Angel-Eyes> hehe
[0:25] <DuMdeDuM> JB: oh i know windows reinstalls =/
[0:25] <SevMan> Can you believe it? It's all Johan's Server's fault!
[0:25] <littlestar> :) Carlorff!
[0:25] <Blueberrie> I don't see what's so funny about that...
[0:25] <SevMan> Eldar worx just fine!
[0:25] <JonasBashir> Johan!
[0:25] <DuMdeDuM> Sevman: i know that, DUH
[0:25] <Blueberrie> Oh.
[0:25] <Blueberrie> Bad Johan!!!
[0:25] <JonasBashir> I'm connected by eldar...
[0:25] <DuMdeDuM> it's the "TARGET CHANGE TOO FAST BUG"
[0:25] <Cinga> try installing an iMac in your office instead of re-re-reinstalling windows
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[0:26] <DuMdeDuM> i can't help it, it's the server's software =/
[0:26] <Erwin> When I'm on Johan's server, nothing I say is seen by others
[0:26] <JonasBashir> Since I knew Johan's server doesn't work fine... or AT ALL! =]
[0:26] <Angel-Eyes> Looks nice, USS Ferryboat
[0:26] <SevMan> I am changing server myself now  and then....
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[0:26] <USS_ferryboat> thanks angel
[0:26] <DuMdeDuM> oh well, tell robot101, he gave me this irc program software thingamy =]
[0:26] <littlestar> It looks cool, Ferry! Congratulations!
[0:26] <DuMdeDuM> (with the bug =)
[0:26] <Angel-Eyes> did u visit mine?
[0:26] <USS_ferryboat> thanks
[0:26] <Angel-Eyes> members.xoom.com.dead_mole
[0:26] <USS_ferryboat> I have a lot more pics I want to put on
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[0:27] *** DuMdeDuM sets mode: +o SevMan
[0:27] <Angel-Eyes> members.xoom.com/dead_mole
[0:27] * ZootSuit admires the finalist page for this competition.
[0:27] <Foumartigan> it's got a coll pic of a mole
[0:27] <USS_ferryboat> I think so once
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
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<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
[0:27] <Foumartigan> cool
[0:27] <carlorff> Sorry guys- this is taking way too long for me. I have to go. I'll catch ya later. BTW- My prediction for Sev Trek- THRILL will win!!
<Majel>  Now in NOMINATE mode. Maximum nominations per judge: 3.
[0:27] <Carlos> Ferryboat:  You did a great job on that money - looks very real  Like real monopoly money that is
[0:27] <ZootSuit> Is this PITS?
[0:27] <littlestar> Bye, Carlorff!
[0:27] <SevMan> OKIDOKI Let's kick BUTTTTT!
[0:27] <Angel-Eyes> hehe, yeah, daniel
[0:27] <Erwin> wait
[0:27] <Cinga> or trek?
[0:27] <USS_ferryboat> thanks I tried very hard
[0:27] <JonasBashir> carlorff the great...
[0:27] *** DuMdeDuM is now known as Sick_Judge
[0:27] <SevMan> THIS is the Pits competition # 108
[0:27] <Erwin> Rik, you really want to nominate on Pits?
[0:27] <johncook> nominate ARTISTIC
[0:27] * Sick_Judge is not feeling well
[0:28] <ZootSuit> nominate decorative
[0:28] <johncook> nominate EASIER 
[0:28] <JonasBashir> nominate artistic
[0:28] <SevMan> Erwin: dunno, I'm just glad it worx now!
[0:28] <USS_ferryboat> nominate easier
[0:28] <ZootSuit> nominate easier
[0:28] <Cinga> nominate easier
[0:28] <johncook> nominate EVICTION
[0:28] <JonasBashir> nominate easier
[0:28] <Cinga> nominate eviction
[0:28] <USS_ferryboat> nominate lumpy
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[0:28] <Ianna> nominate easier
[0:28] <littlestar> nominate easier
[0:28] <ZootSuit> nominate openminded
[0:28] <Ianna> nominate eviction
[0:28] <JonasBashir> nominate openminded
[0:28] <Angel-Eyes> nominate lumpy
[0:28] <Carlos> nominate LUMPY
[0:28] <Foumartigan> nominate artistic
[0:28] <USS_ferryboat> nominate eviction
[0:28] <lizzyc> nominate artistic
[0:28] <Angel-Eyes> nominate artistic
[0:28] <Foumartigan> nominate work
[0:28] <Blueberrie> nominate DISCRIMINATION
[0:28] <Carlos> nominate EASIER
[0:28] <Ianna> nominate artistic
[0:28] <littlestar> nominate work
[0:28] <Angel-Eyes> nominate eviction
[0:28] <Foumartigan> nominate eviction
[0:28] <SevMan> nominate WORK
[0:28] <Cinga> nominate openminded
[0:28] <SevMan> nominate EASIER
[0:28] <littlestar> nominate artistic
[0:28] <lizzyc> nominate easier
[0:28] <Blueberrie> nominate DECORATIVE
[0:28] <SevMan> nominate EVICTION
[0:28] <lizzyc> nominate work
[0:28] <Angel-Eyes> only 8 punchlines :)
[0:28] <johncook> there's certainly a lot of nominating going on when we have a lot of judges :-)
[0:29] <SevMan> 30 seconds to nominate!
[0:29] <Sick_Judge> Rik, it's my server...well actually, the server SOFTWARE that's causing a communication bug...dunno what to do about it =} it's an OFFICIAL bug though =]
[0:29] <Blueberrie> nomiate ARTISTIC
[0:29] <Sick_Judge> nominate work
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
[0:29] <lizzyc> nominate eviction
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[0:29] <SevMan> Those were short 30 secs
[0:29] <JonasBashir> I looooove reinstallations. I've done the last one nine months ago
[0:29] <Sick_Judge> yeah
[0:29] <littlestar> HELLO!!
<Majel>  SevMan asks about ARTISTIC 
<Majel>  "We and the landlord had "ARTISTIC differences"."
[0:29] <littlestar> :)
[0:29] <Blueberrie> Yeah...
[0:29] <ZootSuit> keep
[0:29] <lizzyc> keep
[0:29] <littlestar> keep
[0:29] <Erwin> keep
[0:29] <USS_ferryboat> keep
[0:29] <Cinga> cut
[0:29] <SevMan> cut
[0:29] <Blueberrie> keep
[0:29] <Angel-Eyes> keep
[0:29] <Sick_Judge> keep
[0:29] <johncook> keep
[0:29] <JonasBashir> keep
[0:29] <Carlos> cut
[0:30] <Foumartigan> keep
[0:30] <johncook> sevman: aren't you going to eliminate the punchlines that got less nominations/
[0:30] <johncook> like 2 or less
[0:30] <SevMan> ehhm
[0:30] <Blueberrie> I think that was a mistake.
[0:30] <SevMan> JC: MAjel can do that too?
[0:30] <USS_ferryboat> oops
[0:30] <SevMan> Cheese!
[0:30] <Erwin> What about a shortlist?
[0:30] <littlestar> hehehe
[0:30] <Sick_Judge> Smile =]
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ARTISTIC [79%, 8] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  DECORATIVE [0%, 3] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DISCRIMINATION [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  EASIER [0%, 11] "Nominated."
<Majel>  EVICTION [0%, 7] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LUMPY [0%, 3] "Nominated."
<Majel>  OPENMINDED [0%, 3] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WORK [0%, 5] "Nominated."
[0:30] <Sick_Judge> dumdeDUM! =]
[0:30] <Erwin> Rik, been a while since you've been SevMan, eh? :-)
[0:30] <JonasBashir> DumB!
[0:31] * SevMan is still celebrating killing the Johan Bug in Majel
[0:31] <JonasBashir> That goes for Sevman
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[0:31] <Cinga> easier and eviction rule
[0:31] <Robot102> keep
[0:31] <JonasBashir> =]
[0:31] <johncook> sevman: you're rik, aren't you?
[0:31] <littlestar> Hello
[0:31] <Blueberrie> Johan bug?
[0:31] <SevMan> JC: I am not sure anymore :)
<Majel>  SevMan asks about ARTISTIC.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 12 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=============================] Keep = 80 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=======] Cut = 20 %
[0:31] <Angel-Eyes> :-)
[0:31] <Blueberrie> Yes, he is.
[0:31] <Blueberrie> Good sev, Doc.
[0:31] <Sick_Judge> So now I have a bug on my name? cool =]
[0:31] <littlestar> amnesia?
[0:31] <Robot102> Hey, imposter Doc!
[0:31] <littlestar> sevnesia?
<Majel>  SevMan asks about DECORATIVE 
<Majel>  "Our landlord didn't appreciate our DECORATIVE touch."
[0:31] <ZootSuit> keep
[0:31] <johncook> cut
[0:31] <Ianna> keep
[0:31] <littlestar> cut
[0:31] <SevMan> cut
[0:31] <USS_ferryboat> keep
[0:31] <Robot102> keep
[0:31] <Blueberrie> keep
[0:31] *** JonasBashir is now known as Dr
[0:32] <Cinga> neutral
[0:32] <lizzyc> cut
[0:32] <Carlos> cut
[0:32] <Dr> keep
[0:32] <Sick_Judge> Doctor, help me =]
[0:32] * SevMan is in a hurry, so keep it moving people!
[0:32] <Erwin> Hehe, Johan, just like me; there's an Erwin-bug too
[0:32] <Sick_Judge> neutrl
[0:32] <Foumartigan> cut
[0:32] <Sick_Judge> neutral
[0:32] *** Dr is now known as Dr_JonasBashir
<Majel>  SevMan asks about DECORATIVE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  [===============] Keep = 43 %
<Majel>  [=====] Neutral = 14 %
<Majel>  [===============] Cut = 43 %
[0:32] <Doc> Evening everyone!
[0:32] <Blueberrie> Why isn't there an Erin bug? =(
[0:32] <Sick_Judge> So, we meet again, Erwin =]
[0:32] <Erwin> keep
[0:32] <Blueberrie> =)
[0:32] <Dr_JonasBashir> keep
[0:32] <Sick_Judge> Hi doc
[0:32] <johncook> hi doc (is this neil)
[0:32] <SevMan> Erin has got gates, Johan has a bug!
[0:32] <Doc> Yep
<Majel>  SevMan asks about DECORATIVE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=================] Keep = 47 %
<Majel>  [=====] Neutral = 13 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 40 %
[0:32] <Sick_Judge> yeah =]
[0:32] <Blueberrie> Oh, okay.
[0:32] <Blueberrie> =)
<Majel>  SevMan asks about DISCRIMINATION 
<Majel>  "Anti-filth DISCRIMINATION, that's what it was."
[0:32] <Angel-Eyes> keep
[0:33] <Blueberrie> keep
[0:33] <Erwin> cut
[0:33] <ZootSuit> cut
[0:33] <Angel-Eyes> keep
[0:33] <littlestar> keep
[0:33] <Sick_Judge> BLUEper-gate?
[0:33] <lizzyc> cut
[0:33] <USS_ferryboat> cut
[0:33] <Cinga> cut
[0:33] <johncook> cut
[0:33] <SevMan> cut
[0:33] <Dr_JonasBashir> cut
[0:33] <Sick_Judge> keep
[0:33] <Carlos> cut
[0:33] <Blueberrie> lol
<Majel>  SevMan asks about DISCRIMINATION.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===========] Keep = 31 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=========================] Cut = 69 %
[0:33] <Taktaal> uuhm, where are we ?!
[0:33] <Sick_Judge> Doctor JonasBashir, i'm dying! i feel sick
[0:33] <Ianna> cut
[0:33] <Cinga> pits
[0:33] <USS_ferryboat> dum: have you figured out what is wrong with the netscape DB?
<Majel>  SevMan asks about EASIER 
<Majel>  "It was EASIER than cleaning."
[0:33] <littlestar> everything okay, Taktaal?
[0:33] <Erwin> dying... sick... anti-climax?
[0:33] <Ianna> keep
[0:33] <USS_ferryboat> keep
[0:33] <littlestar> keep
[0:33] <ZootSuit> keep
[0:33] <Dr_JonasBashir> cough a little bit, please...
[0:33] <littlestar> !!
[0:34] <Blueberrie> keep
[0:34] <Erwin> keep
[0:34] <Carlos> keep
[0:34] <Foumartigan> neutral
[0:34] <Dr_JonasBashir> keep
[0:34] <Cinga> keep
[0:34] <Sick_Judge> Ferryboat: some kind of tag, i'm working on it tonight
[0:34] <SevMan> We're busy trying to judge Pits 108
[0:34] <Angel-Eyes> keep
[0:34] <USS_ferryboat> ok
[0:34] <Robot102> keep
[0:34] <USS_ferryboat> thanks
[0:34] <johncook> keep
[0:34] *** Robot102 is now known as Robot101
[0:34] <Sick_Judge> Ferryboat: i've been busy with hardware a few days, so i didn't get aroudn to that (dumb hd's =)
[0:34] <Taktaal> let's say i was busy, and now i get back and see The Pits, AAAAH
[0:34] * Carlos hands the Dr. his stethescope
[0:34] <Sick_Judge> keep
[0:34] <SevMan> And Sevman is buy tring to make up for all the time lost in Leeuwarden :-(   !!!!
[0:34] <Blueberrie> I still don't have any problems...
<Majel>  SevMan asks about EASIER.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 13 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=================================] Keep = 93 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 7 %
<Majel>  [] Cut = 0 %
[0:34] <Sick_Judge> Erwin: yes that's an anticlimax
[0:34] <Cinga> sev trek hasn't come yet, taktaal
<Majel>  SevMan asks about EVICTION 
<Majel>  "The EVICTION notice said we had to."
[0:34] <johncook> no cuts? Impressive. Very impressive.
[0:35] <Angel-Eyes> keep
[0:35] <SevMan> keep
[0:35] <Foumartigan> keep
[0:35] <USS_ferryboat> keep
[0:35] <ZootSuit> cut
[0:35] <johncook> keep
[0:35] <littlestar> keep
[0:35] <Cinga> keep
[0:35] <Blueberrie> keep
[0:35] <Carlos> cut
[0:35] <Robot101> keep
[0:35] <lizzyc> keep
[0:35] <Erwin> cut
[0:35] <Ianna> keep
[0:35] <Dr_JonasBashir> keep
[0:35] <Blueberrie> This is a funny bunch of punchlines...
[0:35] * SevMan is wipping the judges: HURRY UP!
[0:35] <Dr_JonasBashir> Hey, Dum, are you dead?
[0:35] <Sick_Judge> ACK!! (taps hand to chest) my heart, my ...hea...r....t......JB!!...HELP!
[0:35] <littlestar> I agree, BB!
[0:35] <ZootSuit> I doubt he would say that to the landlord's face.
[0:35] <Sick_Judge> neutral
[0:35] <Erwin> Easier had a lot of nominations :-)
[0:35] <littlestar> I think Judge needs a doctor.....
[0:35] * SevMan is handing out refreshments in a minute
<Majel>  SevMan asks about EVICTION.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 12 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===========================] Keep = 75 %
<Majel>  [==] Neutral = 6 %
<Majel>  [=======] Cut = 19 %
[0:35] * Dr_JonasBashir hands over some tricordrazine for the Sick_Judge
[0:35] <Blueberrie> That's why it's funny.
[0:35] <johncook> zootsuit: I think that's the point - that's what makes it funny
<Majel>  SevMan asks about LUMPY 
<Majel>  "It was getting LUMPY."
[0:36] * Sick_Judge goes into coma...
[0:36] <USS_ferryboat> keep
[0:36] <johncook> cut
[0:36] <littlestar> keep
[0:36] <ZootSuit> Hmmm.  Point taken.
[0:36] <Angel-Eyes> keep
[0:36] * Dr_JonasBashir is applying inoprovaline on Dum...
[0:36] <Foumartigan> cut
[0:36] <Erwin> cut
[0:36] <ZootSuit> cut
[0:36] <SevMan> cut
[0:36] <Carlos> keep
[0:36] <Blueberrie> It's so blunt... that's what makes it funny.
[0:36] <lizzyc> cut
[0:36] <Sick_Judge> neutral
[0:36] <Cinga> i need to restart IRCle soon... that damned "evaluation period" dialog nerves the wits outa me.
[0:36] <Ianna> cut
[0:36] <Dr_JonasBashir> 75 microvolts, nurse!
[0:36] <Blueberrie> cneutral
[0:36] <Cinga> cut
[0:36] <Angel-Eyes> agreed
[0:36] <Erwin> John, from now on saying something like "that's the point" will remind me of a certain mail :-)
[0:36] <Blueberrie> neutral
[0:36] <Dr_JonasBashir> cut
<Majel>  SevMan asks about LUMPY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==========] Keep = 27 %
<Majel>  [=====] Neutral = 13 %
<Majel>  [======================] Cut = 60 %
[0:36] * Sick_Judge wakes up!!
[0:36] <Robot101> keep
[0:36] <Blueberrie> Mail?
[0:36] <johncook> erwin: :-)
[0:37] <Blueberrie> What mail?
<Majel>  SevMan asks about OPENMINDED 
<Majel>  "Our last landlord wasn't as OPENMINDED as you."
[0:37] <Sick_Judge> Thanks JB!! (me receives electrical shock now)
[0:37] <Erwin> BB: never mind
[0:37] <USS_ferryboat>  keep
[0:37] <johncook> cut
[0:37] <Cinga> keep
[0:37] <Carlos> cut
[0:37] <ZootSuit> keep
[0:37] <littlestar> cut
[0:37] <Ianna> keep
[0:37] <lizzyc> cut
[0:37] * Sick_Judge goes into coma AGAIN
[0:37] <Erwin> cut
[0:37] <Foumartigan> cut
[0:37] <Blueberrie> No!
[0:37] <Angel-Eyes> cut
[0:37] <Blueberrie> keep
[0:37] <Sick_Judge> keep
[0:37] <Blueberrie> I hate it when you do this!!!
[0:37] <Sick_Judge> hehehehe =]
[0:37] * SevMan reminds JC that next time the shortest words in a line should be ALLCAPPSed !
[0:37] <littlestar> what?
[0:37] <ZootSuit> Flattery angle, eh?
[0:37] <Dr_JonasBashir> keep
[0:37] <Blueberrie> =(
[0:37] <Angel-Eyes> keep
[0:37] * SevMan NOT the longest!
<Majel>  SevMan asks about OPENMINDED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===================] Keep = 54 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=================] Cut = 46 %
[0:37] * Dr_JonasBashir sets that thingie to 1000000 volts.
[0:37] <Angel-Eyes> :)
[0:37] <Blueberrie> What email?
<Majel>  SevMan asks about WORK 
<Majel>  "Our WORK there was done."
[0:37] <littlestar> ouch!!
[0:38] <Dr_JonasBashir> clear!
[0:38] <ZootSuit> cut
[0:38] <littlestar> keep
[0:38] <lizzyc> cut
[0:38] <Foumartigan> keep
[0:38] <ZootSuit> cutcutcut
[0:38] <Cinga> cut
[0:38] <Blueberrie> cut
[0:38] <Robot101> keep
[0:38] <Ianna> keep
[0:38] <Dr_JonasBashir> cut
[0:38] <USS_ferryboat> keep
[0:38] <Carlos> cut
[0:38] <Erwin> Perhaps SevMan should realise that John doesn't have to type the words to capitalize them anymore
[0:38] <Angel-Eyes> cut
[0:38] <Erwin> cut
[0:38] <Dr_JonasBashir> nurse, did it work?
[0:38] *** Dr_JonasBashir is now known as nurse
[0:38] * Sick_Judge jumps up, right through the ceiling into cargobay 2 of the Enterforaprize-E
[0:38] <nurse> no it didn't
[0:38] <USS_ferryboat> yeah but we have to type them
[0:38] <littlestar> :)
[0:38] *** nurse is now known as Dr_JonasBashir
[0:38] <Sick_Judge> no i got a headache
[0:38] <SevMan> Erwin: Maybe the puncherator makes things far too easy on JC!
[0:38] <Sick_Judge> =]
<Majel>  SevMan asks about WORK.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==============] Keep = 38 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [======================] Cut = 62 %
[0:38] <Erwin> SevMan, you think?
[0:38] <Sick_Judge> Thanks JB, you got me out of coma =]
[0:38] <Dr_JonasBashir> Ok, then he'll stay there as a decoration...
[0:39] <littlestar> cut???
[0:39] <Cinga> i'll be right back...
[0:39] <ZootSuit> 5 mutes already guys
[0:39] *** Cinga has quit IRC (Quit: bye.)
[0:39] <littlestar> okay
[0:39] <Sick_Judge> yeah, way to go Zootsuit =]
[0:39] <littlestar> vote keep!
[0:39] <Dr_JonasBashir> My profession is saving lives, Dum.
[0:39] <SevMan> Erwin: JC is awfully quiet all of asudden, so I think I'm on to something!
[0:39] <SevMan> ;-)
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ARTISTIC [80%, 8] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  DECORATIVE [47%, 3] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  EASIER [93%, 11] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  EVICTION [75%, 7] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  OPENMINDED [54%, 3] "Keep it!"
[0:39] <Erwin> John?
[0:39] <Sick_Judge> JB: and destroying the tenfold of it =]
[0:39] <Dr_JonasBashir> That's why I gave the hypothetic oath...
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
[0:39] *** Cinga (Cinga@dial-pri-na046.active.ch) has joined #sevtrek
[0:39] <Sick_Judge> hehehe so that's why, JB =]
[0:40] <SevMan> Can I have your VOTE4 please!
[0:40] <Foumartigan> vote4 eviction
[0:40] <Erwin> vote4 easier
[0:40] <ZootSuit> vote4 openminded
[0:40] <SevMan> vote4 EASIER
[0:40] <USS_ferryboat> vote4 easier
[0:40] <lizzyc> vote4 artistic
[0:40] <littlestar> vote4 easier
[0:40] <Dr_JonasBashir> vote4 easier
[0:40] <Sick_Judge> vote4 easier
[0:40] <ZootSuit> vote4 easier
[0:40] <Cinga> vote4 easier
[0:40] <Sick_Judge> easier'll win huh...
[0:40] <Angel-Eyes> vote4 eviction
[0:40] <ZootSuit> changed my mind
[0:40] <Carlos> vote4 easier
[0:40] <Robot101> vote4 easier
[0:40] <Cinga> vote4 eviction
[0:40] <ZootSuit> it's funnier
[0:40] <Erwin> John? Still there?
[0:40] <Blueberrie> vote4decorative
[0:40] <Ianna> vote4 easier
[0:40] * SevMan wonders if there are any first timers among today's judges
[0:40] * Sick_Judge feels like Barf(ing)...
[0:40] <Blueberrie> Oops.
[0:40] <Blueberrie> vote4 decorative
[0:41] * Sick_Judge is a rookie >=]
[0:41] * Erwin doesn't see any first timers
[0:41] <Angel-Eyes> Sevman is a first-timer ;-)
[0:41] <Sick_Judge> yeah =]
[0:41] <Dr_JonasBashir> Barf, man, barf!
[0:41] <Blueberrie> vote4 decorative
[0:41] <Angel-Eyes> oh, and jhoncook
[0:41] <littlestar> we're all old timers :)
[0:41] <johncook> erwin: yeah, sorry, I went downstairs to say bye to Wendy (she's going shopping)
[0:41] <SevMan> AE: oops, I forgot about hi /her!
[0:41] <Angel-Eyes> :)
[0:41] <Cinga> let's get to the trek
[0:41] <Dr_JonasBashir> now?
[0:41] * Sick_Judge barfs all over #SevTrek! sorry!! (wipes mouth with channel topic paper)
[0:41] <Blueberrie> Jeez, she shops a lot, doesn't she?
[0:41] <SevMan> Do we need to discuss the Pits shortlist?
[0:41] <Erwin> John, SevMan thinks the puncherator mught make things far too easy for you
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ARTISTIC [80%, 8] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  DECORATIVE [47%, 3] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  EASIER [93%, 11] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  EVICTION [75%, 7] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  OPENMINDED [54%, 3] "Keep it!"
[0:41] * ZootSuit sees that johncook has his priorities straight!
[0:42] <littlestar> ugh!!
[0:42] <Dr_JonasBashir> ughh
[0:42] <Blueberrie> Eww, Dummy!!!
[0:42] <Dr_JonasBashir> ls: lol
[0:42] <Angel-Eyes> hehe
[0:42] <johncook> zoot: damn straight!
[0:42] <Angel-Eyes> :)
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  ARTISTIC scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  DECORATIVE scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  EASIER scored 10 vote(s).
<Majel>  EVICTION scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 15 Judges present: 18 High/Low: 10/1
[0:42] <johncook> Erwin: by choosing big capitalised words?
[0:42] <Dr_JonasBashir> easier made it
[0:42] <Sick_Judge> Sorry BB =]
[0:42] <USS_ferryboat> yes john
[0:42] <johncook> woah! Looks like EASIER wins! I'm glad, it was my and Wendy's favourite too! :-)
[0:42] *** ZootSuit has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
[0:42] <Blueberrie> Yeah!
[0:42] <Cinga> nice punchline.
[0:42] <Blueberrie> Okay...
[0:42] <Dr_JonasBashir> Please, somebody clean Dum...
[0:42] <Erwin> John, by freeing you from typing the words that need to be capitalized
<Majel>  ARTISTIC now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
[0:43] <Sick_Judge> Erwin: make an automatic selection routine, based on length of words and duplicates etc..
<Majel>  EVICTION now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
[0:43] <littlestar> i'm not touching Dum with a barge pole!
[0:43] <johncook> Re capitalised words, I'll try not to choose too big words, but I generally try to choose ones appropriate - that summarise the punchline
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  DECORATIVE [47%, 3] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  EASIER [93%, 11] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  OPENMINDED [54%, 3] "Keep it!"
[0:43] <littlestar> he'll chuck on me!
[0:43] *** ZootSuit (anonymous@edtntnt2-port-218.agt.net) has joined #sevtrek
[0:43] <johncook> sevman: I don't think we need to revote - EASIER gets more than the others combined
[0:43] <SevMan> JC: today you chose too many too long words for half-sleeping Sevman to type!
[0:43] * Sick_Judge crawls under a huge cloud of thunder...rainrainrain =]
[0:43] * Sick_Judge is clean now
[0:43] <johncook> we only revote if the issue is in doubt
[0:43] <Angel-Eyes> dumdedumshakalakaboom
[0:43] <Erwin> Dum, I'm not going to do anything about the length of the words. About the duplicates, well, you have something there
<Majel> "EASIER is the winner!"
[0:44] <johncook> Sevman: I'll try and go easy on you next time :-0
[0:44] *** USS_ferryboat has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
[0:44] * ZootSuit just LOVES (sic) his copy of Windows 95.
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 99, please stand by.
[0:44] <Sick_Judge> Hey, this session was too EASY!
[0:44] <Sick_Judge> =]
[0:44] <SevMan> NEXT IS TWIST
[0:44] <Dr_JonasBashir> I love my copy of Win'98!
[0:44] *** USS_ferryboat (ferry98@205-63-237.ipt.aol.com) has joined #sevtrek
[0:44] * Cinga yawns broadly.
[0:44] <USS_ferryboat> darn aol
[0:44] <Angel-Eyes> John, I'll get you a picture by tomorrow or sunday, but you might get more picutres on sunday or monday.
[0:44] <littlestar> :)
[0:45] * ZootSuit starts doin' the twist...
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 099, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
[0:45] <Carlos> I submitted a great punchline for 
[0:45] <littlestar> welcome back
[0:45] <Sick_Judge> this is impossible, i actually said something that made sense
[0:45] <SevMan> Darn leading zerooooos
[0:45] <johncook> you know, rather than typing the words, you can just cut and paste from the PUnchlines page
[0:45] <Carlos> I submitted a great punchline for this, but it was too late
[0:45] <johncook> Angel: if I don't get them by Monday, it'll be too late dude!
[0:45] <Carlos> It went something like "I named the fish Erin,  Erin Finny
[0:45] <Angel-Eyes> I will... there's a backup plan
[0:45] <SevMan> JC: not when you're in the middle of this IRC judging thin in the middle of the night!
[0:46] <littlestar> I couldn't think of any punchlines for this!
[0:46] <Dr_JonasBashir> Erin the fish!
[0:46] * ZootSuit twists again like he did last summer...
[0:46] <littlestar> too twisted :)
[0:46] <Angel-Eyes> Am I gonna be the main character in it? :)
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  CLAUSTROPHOBIC [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FETCHES [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FRESH [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  GRAVEL [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  GREEN [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  HORIZONS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  POND [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  POOL [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  POOPERSCOOP [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SHAKE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SPACE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  STRETCH [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SWIMMING [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WATER [0%, 1] "Nominated."
[0:46] <Sick_Judge> AE: backup plan consisting of...?
[0:46] <USS_ferryboat> are we nominating?
<Majel>  Now in NOMINATE mode. Maximum nominations per judge: 5.
[0:46] <Blueberrie> What?
[0:46] <Sick_Judge> You are AE, i guess
[0:46] * Carlos pokes Blueberrie
[0:46] <Cinga> i'll leave that competition out. it's boring
[0:46] <USS_ferryboat> guess not
[0:46] <Blueberrie> I'm a fish?
[0:46] * Carlos grins
[0:46] <Angel-Eyes> video camera thing
[0:46] <SevMan> Majel just nominated them all!
[0:46] <ZootSuit> FIVE
[0:46] <ZootSuit> ??
[0:46] *** Sick_Judge is now known as DuMdeDuM
[0:46] <littlestar> Majel?!
[0:46] <SevMan> This is gonna be another swift routine judging round!
[0:47] <johncook> nominate POOPERSCOOP
[0:47] <SevMan> LS: because *I* told her to do so!
[0:47] <DuMdeDuM> hehehehe
[0:47] <johncook> nominate CLAUSTROPHOBIC
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
[0:47] <Erwin> John, no nominating
[0:47] <Angel-Eyes> john, are you gonna inculde the dog?
[0:47] <DuMdeDuM> John, shut up =]
[0:47] <Blueberrie> Why would you name a fish after me? (Or do I want to know?)
[0:47] <johncook> I thought we were in nomination mode
<Majel>  SevMan asks about CLAUSTROPHOBIC 
<Majel>  "He gets CLAUSTROPHOBIC."
[0:47] <johncook> oops, sorry
[0:47] <USS_ferryboat> keep
[0:47] <ZootSuit> cut
[0:47] <littlestar> keep
[0:47] <johncook> Angel: I doubt it
[0:47] <Angel-Eyes> keep
[0:47] <johncook> keep
[0:47] <Foumartigan> keep
[0:47] <Ianna> keep
[0:47] <Blueberrie> keep
[0:47] <SevMan> WOW, I typed CLAUSTROPHOBIC in ONE attempt!
[0:47] <Erwin> cut
[0:47] <lizzyc> keep
[0:47] <johncook> angel: sorry
[0:47] <Blueberrie> lol
[0:47] <Carlos> Blueberrie: because your last name is Finney
[0:47] <Angel-Eyes> :)
[0:47] * DuMdeDuM feels sorry having said that to John, me crawls down a chimney, trying to be Santaclaus
[0:47] <SevMan> cut
[0:47] <Robot101> keep
[0:48] <Dr_JonasBashir>  keep
[0:48] <DuMdeDuM> keep
[0:48] <littlestar> Oh!! Ha ha, Carlos!
[0:48] <Erwin> SevMan, it is a long word, but there isn't much choice in this punchline
[0:48] <Blueberrie> Oh... Okay.
[0:48] <Angel-Eyes> daniel, check private message
[0:48] <Blueberrie> THat's not too  bad. =)
[0:48] <SevMan> Dum: while at it, place some of those magic magnets to re-align the smoke canals!
<Majel>  SevMan asks about CLAUSTROPHOBIC.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 10 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [============================] Keep = 77 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [========] Cut = 23 %
[0:48] <Blueberrie> And you don't even know the nickname my so called friends gave me. =)
[0:48] *** Dr_JonasBashir is now known as JonasBashir
[0:48] <DuMdeDuM> SevMan : no problem!
[0:48] * ZootSuit twists again...
<Majel>  SevMan asks about FETCHES 
<Majel>  "He FETCHES too!"
[0:48] <Carlos> BB: Do I want to know?
[0:49] <Angel-Eyes> keep
[0:49] <littlestar> cut
[0:49] <USS_ferryboat> keep
[0:49] <Erwin> cut
[0:49] <lizzyc> cut
[0:49] <johncook> keep
[0:49] * ZootSuit thinks Chubby Checker would be proud.
[0:49] <ZootSuit> cut
[0:49] <Blueberrie> Well, it's just kind of a coincidence.
[0:49] <Carlos> cut
[0:49] <Robot101> keep
[0:49] <Blueberrie> keep
[0:49] <Ianna> keep
[0:49] <SevMan>  cut
[0:49] <JonasBashir> cut
[0:49] * DuMdeDuM suddenly loses grip, and gets transported 5 times the speed of light because of the anti-grav boots and accidentally using the magnetic smoke channel re-aligners as launch system.
[0:49] <Erwin> BB, see, not everyone wants to know everything right away :-)
[0:49] * ZootSuit has never seen blueberrie cut anything....
[0:49] <DuMdeDuM> keep
[0:49] <JonasBashir> eeeh, Dum!
[0:49] <Blueberrie> Well, that's because you're crazy.
[0:49] <johncook> keep
[0:49] <JonasBashir> Are you fine?
[0:50] * SevMan is watering his judging slaves, so they can keep up with the tempo
[0:50] <littlestar> dum??
<Majel>  SevMan asks about FETCHES.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===================] Keep = 54 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=================] Cut = 46 %
[0:50] <JonasBashir> Or do you want another little shock?
[0:50] <Blueberrie> Hey, I cut stuff!
<Majel>  SevMan asks about FRESH 
<Majel>  "I take him out for some FRESH water"
[0:50] * ZootSuit made a mistake then
[0:50] * DuMdeDuM is fine, just halfway to the moon now...
[0:50] <USS_ferryboat> keep
[0:50] <JonasBashir> keep
[0:50] <Robot101> keep
[0:50] <lizzyc> cut
[0:50] <Erwin> cut
[0:50] <littlestar> keep
[0:50] <Blueberrie> keep
[0:50] <Carlos> cut
[0:50] <Angel-Eyes> keep
[0:50] * ZootSuit is just kidding, BB
[0:50] <DuMdeDuM> keep
[0:50] <ZootSuit> cut
[0:50] <Blueberrie> Oh...
[0:50] <SevMan> cut
[0:50] <littlestar> this is one small step for man, a giant leap for Dumdedums
[0:50] * DuMdeDuM offers blueberrie a Klingon Pain Stick...
[0:50] <Ianna> keep
<Majel>  SevMan asks about FRESH.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 62 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 38 %
[0:50] <Foumartigan> cut
[0:51] <DuMdeDuM> LS =] lol
[0:51] <ZootSuit> This is going to be one heck of a vote dilemna I think.
[0:51] * SevMan reminds his drones of the Whip!
[0:51] <Blueberrie> Thanks, Dummy.
[0:51] <DuMdeDuM> This is one small step for Dum.....but one giant leap for The Dum...
[0:51] <JonasBashir> BB: be careful...
[0:51] <Blueberrie> Wait... you're giving it to me, right? Not hitting me with it?
<Majel>  SevMan asks about GRAVEL 
<Majel>  "I took him to the park but he got GRAVEL rash"
[0:51] <DuMdeDuM> no i'm giving it to you BB
[0:51] <johncook> cut
[0:51] <USS_ferryboat> cut
[0:51] <lizzyc> cut
[0:51] <Erwin> SevMan, there's never much concentration during Twist and Pits
[0:51] <ZootSuit> cut
[0:51] <SevMan> cut
[0:51] <Blueberrie> cut
[0:51] <DuMdeDuM> keep
[0:51] <littlestar> cut
[0:51] * Carlos thinks Sevman has cut his slaves' toungues out, cause they are mute
[0:51] <Carlos> keep
[0:51] <Erwin> keep
[0:52] <Blueberrie> There, I cut something.
[0:52] <Robot101> keep
[0:52] <Blueberrie> Okay...
[0:52] <SevMan> Erwin: I know, hence the whip and more to come!
[0:52] <Foumartigan> cut
[0:52] * Blueberrie takes the painstick.
[0:52] <Ianna> cut
[0:52] <JonasBashir> keep
[0:52] <DuMdeDuM> Carlos : well if he did, i didn't feel anything
[0:52] <Carlos> WHAT??
[0:52] * ZootSuit smiles at BB
[0:52] <Carlos> I can't believe it   this one is good
[0:52] <Angel-Eyes> cut
[0:52] <JonasBashir> Aaaaargh, I'm watching the iMac ad!
[0:52] <JonasBashir> HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
[0:52] <SevMan> Carlos: you mean "gravel rash" is actually a real expression?!
[0:52] <littlestar> ;)
[0:52] <Cinga> which one?
[0:52] <Blueberrie> I *like* the iMac ads!
[0:52] <JonasBashir> I'm resisting to the Apple!
[0:52] <littlestar> yes
[0:52] <Erwin> Slaves being those without @ of course? :-)
[0:52] <Blueberrie> Hey!
[0:53] <Blueberrie> Apple is good. Try it sometime.
[0:53] <ZootSuit> next one?
[0:53] <Cinga> iThink, therefore iMac!
[0:53] *** SevMan sets mode: -o SevMan
[0:53] <DuMdeDuM> JB:quick, go to www.microsoft.com!
<Majel>  SevMan asks about GRAVEL.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 10 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [============] Keep = 33 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [========================] Cut = 67 %
[0:53] <Blueberrie> NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[0:53] <Carlos> Sevman: Does it matter?  I think it's funny
[0:53] <JonasBashir> Oooooh, this is calming down my pain.....
[0:53] <Blueberrie> Not Microsoft.com!!!!!!!!
<Majel>  SevMan asks about GREEN 
<Majel>  "He enjoys it but the chlorine makes him a little GREEN around the gills."
[0:53] <Mithandir> morning all
[0:53] <littlestar> Hello!
[0:53] <JonasBashir> Long life to Bill Gates!
[0:53] <Blueberrie> Ugh.
[0:53] <johncook> cut
[0:53] <Carlos> cut
[0:53] * Robot101 twaps DuMdeDuM. YOU MEAN http://www.linux.org/!
[0:53] <USS_ferryboat> keep
[0:53] <DuMdeDuM> Yes BB >=] 
[0:53] <Erwin> Carlos, yes, when you're Sevman it does matter
[0:53] * Blueberrie is gonna be sick.
[0:53] <ZootSuit> cut
[0:53] <lizzyc> cut
[0:53] <SevMan> keep
[0:53] <Foumartigan> cut
[0:53] <Blueberrie> cut
[0:53] * Robot101 thwacks everyone
[0:53] <littlestar> cut
[0:53] <Erwin> keep
[0:53] <Robot101> LINUX!
[0:53] <Ianna> cut
[0:53] <JonasBashir> keep
[0:53] * DuMdeDuM reminds robot that dum is now in windows mode
[0:53] <Robot101> cut
[0:54] <littlestar> OI! Robot!!
[0:54] <JonasBashir> linux's good
[0:54] <DuMdeDuM> keep
[0:54] <Blueberrie> Yeah, sure, linux is fine. It's not evil, like Microsoft.
[0:54] <Cinga> everyone Still Hates Bill Gates! :)
[0:54] <Carlos> Erwin: I think you missed his question to me
[0:54] * ZootSuit looked at LINUX only once.
[0:54] <Angel-Eyes> keep
[0:54] <littlestar> GatesGate?
[0:54] <JonasBashir> I'm in the dark side of the force1
[0:54] <JonasBashir> Microsoft!
[0:54] * DuMdeDuM is a complete nitwit on linux stuff
[0:54] <Blueberrie> My dad uses that, because he has to have a PC>
[0:54] <Mithandir> nah, we belgians don't hate him, see, we give him pies :)
[0:54] <Robot101> Linux kicks! People who don't know how to use it don't even deserve windows. =)
[0:54] * ZootSuit would buy an iMac instead.
[0:54] <littlestar> :) JB!
[0:54] <Erwin> Carlos, probably, this session is much too chaotic
<Majel> "Please refrain from battering Operating System . It is very unbecoming for a lady like me!"
[0:54] <USS_ferryboat> I don't like Microsoft or Mac
[0:54] * DuMdeDuM was able to master some ultimately basic commands of VI though =] (very proud smile)
[0:54] <Mithandir> the fact that he can't catch properly isn't OUR problem (evil grin)
<Majel>  SevMan asks about GREEN.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==============] Keep = 40 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [======================] Cut = 60 %
[0:55] <Carlos> Erwin: YES!  Agreed
[0:55] <littlestar> lol, Mith!!
[0:55] <Robot101> Linux can run on a Mac =)
[0:55] <Blueberrie> Nobody deserves Windows. I've never met someone that awful...
[0:55] <DuMdeDuM> Ferryboat: create your own Operating System =]
<Majel>  SevMan asks about HORIZONS 
<Majel>  "He wanted to broaden his HORIZONS"
[0:55] <johncook> How about we save the OS arguments for AFTER the judging session, huh Sevilians?
[0:55] <littlestar> keep
[0:55] <Carlos> cut
[0:55] <SevMan> cut
[0:55] <Blueberrie> Ferryboat: Why don't you like Macs???
[0:55] <ZootSuit> cut
[0:55] <johncook> cut
[0:55] <JonasBashir> neutral
[0:55] <Ianna> cut
[0:55] <Foumartigan> neutral
[0:55] <lizzyc> cut
[0:55] <Erwin> keep
[0:55] <Blueberrie> cut
[0:55] <Robot101> I can. People who say words like poorly. =)
[0:55] <USS_ferryboat> cut
[0:55] <Robot101> They deserve windows.
[0:55] <Cinga> macs don't have bugs. They just develop random features.
[0:55] <Robot101> =)
[0:55] <DuMdeDuM> keep
[0:55] <Robot101> keep
[0:55] <USS_ferryboat> bb: they frustrate me
[0:55] <JonasBashir> I must note: I don't like iMac, not Mac...
[0:55] <Blueberrie> What's that supposed to mean?
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[0:56] <JonasBashir> But I HATE McDonalds!
[0:56] <littlestar> lol, Cinga
[0:56] * SevMan thinks the only bugs relevant right now, are Majel's bugs!
[0:56] <Blueberrie> "Develop random features"? THat's never happened to me, whatever it is...
<Majel>  SevMan asks about HORIZONS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==========] Keep = 29 %
<Majel>  [=====] Neutral = 14 %
<Majel>  [=====================] Cut = 57 %
[0:56] <Mithandir> bugs ?
[0:56] <littlestar> so do I JB! UGHHHH!
[0:56] <Mithandir> he a mIRC script bot ?
[0:56] <Blueberrie> Frusterate you? How?
[0:56] * ZootSuit apologizes humbly to johncook.
[0:56] <DuMdeDuM> Cinga: linux is sentient, it can repair itself, lock you out if it doesn't like you, can reject your harddrive if it's not big enough.... >=] just kidding
[0:56] <Erwin> SevMan, want a flyswatter?
[0:56] <JonasBashir> Long life to the King! The Burger King...
[0:56] <USS_ferryboat> never learned how to use them
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[0:56] <Blueberrie> Oh...
[0:56] <littlestar> Hello
[0:56] <Foumartigan> gotta go everyone.  Bye!
[0:57] <littlestar> Bye!
[0:57] <Carlos> Bye!
[0:57] <Robot101> She's an mIRC bot.
[0:57] <Cinga> ... yeah, and some biologists have proven that it's actually a life-form, huh? :)
[0:57] <SevMan> People want to vote on HORIZONS please?
[0:57] <Mithandir> if it's a mIRC script I might be able to help
[0:57] <johncook> by fou
[0:57] <DuMdeDuM> Bye Martigan!
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[0:57] <Blueberrie> Well, it doesn't take much practice to be able to use a Mac! =)
[0:57] <Angel-Eyes> bye
[0:57] <DuMdeDuM> KEEP KEEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEKKEKEKEKEEEEPPP
[0:57] <Cinga> true, blue
[0:57] <Robot101> keep
[0:57] <Blueberrie> I voted.
[0:57] <Mithandir> but not now, it's too late and i'm too busy :)
[0:57] <SevMan> notice to all: please let's discuss the OSs later!
[0:57] <USS_ferryboat> it never does what I want it to
[0:57] <ZootSuit> next one?
[0:57] <DuMdeDuM> cinga =}
<Majel>  SevMan asks about HORIZONS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===========] Keep = 31 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 8 %
<Majel>  [======================] Cut = 62 %
[0:57] <Blueberrie> Okay.
<Majel>  SevMan asks about POND 
<Majel>  "He would rather be a small fish in a big POND."
[0:57] <Angel-Eyes> cut
[0:57] <johncook> cut
[0:57] <USS_ferryboat> cut
[0:57] <ZootSuit> keep
[0:57] <Carlos> cut
[0:57] <Taktaal> vote4 sevtrek
[0:57] <Ianna> cut
[0:57] <Angel-Eyes> cut
[0:57] <Erwin> cut
[0:58] <DuMdeDuM> We should create another thread about OSes on the DB, huh?
[0:58] <TEGILL> cut
[0:58] <SevMan> cut
[0:58] <littlestar> cut
[0:58] <Angel-Eyes> hehe
[0:58] <Blueberrie> Sorry. =) It just really bugs me when people start insulting Macs.
[0:58] <JonasBashir> cut
[0:58] <Blueberrie> cut
[0:58] <Blueberrie> I don't get this one...
[0:58] <ZootSuit> cut
[0:58] <lizzyc> cut
[0:58] <Erwin> Dum, no not another one, I hated that thread
[0:58] <ZootSuit> (what am i doing?)
[0:58] <JonasBashir> Hate Mac, hate Mac!
[0:58] <Robot101> ok #os is now open
[0:58] <Blueberrie> Another?
[0:58] <DuMdeDuM> BB: I hate MACs, are you mad now? (just kidding >=)
[0:58] <Blueberrie> We've never had oe, have we?
[0:58] <Robot101> #os for your O/S bashing needs
[0:58] <SevMan> BB: isn't there some expression about big fishes in small ponds or the other way around?
[0:58] <Mithandir> btw, does anybody know whether John has some sort of program to read the punchline list or does he just read the plain text file ?
[0:58] <johncook> dum: behave yourself and concentrate on judging for now
[0:58] <Robot101> moove to #os
[0:58] <Blueberrie> JB, shut up and don't kiss me.
[0:58] <Carlos> BB: There's an expression about wanting to be a big fish in a small pond - It means you are powerful
[0:58] <USS_ferryboat> I don't not like macs I just don't know how to use them and they frustrate me
<Majel>  SevMan asks about POND.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 13 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [] Keep = 0 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====================================] Cut = 100 %
[0:58] <johncook> mithandir: I have a program created by Erwin
<Majel>  SevMan asks about POOL 
<Majel>  "Yeah, I POOL trained him myself"
[0:59] <JonasBashir> BB: I'll take the first part, maybe not the second...
[0:59] <Blueberrie> Oh, okay.
[0:59] <DuMdeDuM> John : you got it =]
[0:59] * Mithandir started programming some app that might make his life a tad easier but put it away thinking John'd prolly already have something like that
[0:59] <littlestar> Ouch!!!
[0:59] <JonasBashir> Correction: definitely NOT the second.
[0:59] <johncook> cut
[0:59] <ZootSuit> cut
[0:59] <littlestar> cut 100%??
[0:59] <Cinga> no, the expression means you're a big talent but nobody knows you
[0:59] <Mithandir> john..ah .. didn't see you, ok then
[0:59] <lizzyc> cut
[0:59] <Robot101> keep
[0:59] <Erwin> keep
[0:59] <littlestar> cut
[0:59] <Robot101> cut
[0:59] <Blueberrie> keep
[0:59] <DuMdeDuM> keep
[0:59] <USS_ferryboat> keep
[0:59] <Ianna> cut
[0:59] <littlestar> keep
[0:59] <Angel-Eyes> keep
[0:59] <Carlos> keep
[0:59] <JonasBashir> cut
[0:59] <SevMan> cut
[0:59] <Taktaal> ferryboat: easy, just aim and then lauch the catapult :-)
[0:59] <Mithandir> spares me the coding time :P
[0:59] <USS_ferryboat> everyone keep this one
[1:00] <johncook> mithandir: I appreciate the thought. What Erwin has created is quite amazing - allows me to click on the punchines I like and generates the HTML automatically for me
[1:00] <SevMan> tempo people! We get to discuss the lines in the final mode!
[1:00] <USS_ferryboat> MS word frustrates me too
<Majel>  SevMan asks about POOL.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
[1:00] <Blueberrie> Taktaal?
[1:00] <Mithandir> john, well something like I ahd in mind
<Majel>  SevMan asks about POOPERSCOOP 
<Majel>  "The best part is, I don't ever need to POOPERSCOOP!"
[1:00] <USS_ferryboat> I like Corel WordPerfect
[1:00] <Blueberrie> Catapult?
[1:00] <JonasBashir> mutes?
[1:00] <johncook> mith: what language do you program in?
[1:00] <Mithandir> mine filtered the stuff, put it into theme cathegories depending on the show and put similar ones together
[1:00] <Carlos> cut
[1:00] <Angel-Eyes> John, can you send me my dog's picture in e-mail? He didn't send it to me :-)
[1:00] <Erwin> keep
[1:00] <Robot101> cut
[1:00] <USS_ferryboat> cut
[1:00] <JonasBashir> keep
[1:00] <SevMan> keep
[1:00] <johncook> keep
[1:00] <Blueberrie> I like Clarisworks.
[1:00] <Blueberrie> cut
[1:00] <ZootSuit> cut
[1:00] <Angel-Eyes> keep
[1:00] <Cinga> blue: that's probably from a computer game
[1:00] <littlestar> keep
[1:00] <Mithandir> depends on the mood I'm in, mostly Delphi
[1:01] <lizzyc> cut
[1:01] <Ianna> keep
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[1:01] <Cinga> yeah, cworks is cool
[1:01] <DuMdeDuM> keep
[1:01] <Mithandir> oh yah forgot : auto-sevifies names
[1:01] <JonasBashir> BB: I used Mac... I hate them having a single mouse button.
[1:01] <Erwin> Delphi? Me too
[1:01] <Blueberrie> AE: Why do you want to give John your dog's picture.
<Majel>  SevMan asks about POOPERSCOOP.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=====================] Keep = 57 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===============] Cut = 43 %
[1:01] <JonasBashir> It is NOT comfortable
[1:01] <johncook> guy: it's on it's way (it's a big pic)
[1:01] <Cinga> jb: makes things a lot easier!
[1:01] <DuMdeDuM> Erwin =]
[1:01] <Blueberrie> JB: I have a mouse with two buttons.
<Majel>  SevMan asks about SHAKE 
<Majel>  "I'm also teaching him to SHAKE fins and fetch a fishstick."
[1:01] <Angel-Eyes> I didn't.  But the person scanning for me also had that picture
[1:01] <Erwin> Yes, Dum?
[1:01] <johncook> keep
[1:01] <USS_ferryboat> keep
[1:01] <littlestar> cut
[1:01] <SevMan> keep
[1:01] <JonasBashir> But can you use the second button?
[1:01] <Angel-Eyes> cut
[1:02] <Cinga> i have one, and i don't miss the others
[1:02] <Carlos> cut
[1:02] <Mithandir> Erwin, what sane person would use anything else :)
[1:02] <ZootSuit> next?
[1:02] <JonasBashir> keep
[1:02] <Blueberrie> keep
[1:02] <lizzyc> keep
[1:02] <Blueberrie> Yes, of course. Why wouldn't I?
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[1:02] <Erwin> cut
[1:02] <Robot101> cut
[1:02] <The_Sevqi> good sev
[1:02] <DuMdeDuM> Good Sev Sevqi
[1:02] <Angel-Eyes> thanks a lot, john.  I want to put it on my site
[1:02] <Ianna> cut
[1:02] <Erwin> Mith, I hear C++ is pretty good
[1:02] <littlestar> Hello, Sevqi!
[1:02] <JonasBashir> THe Sevqi? Aaargh!
[1:02] <USS_ferryboat> everybody run for cover
[1:02] <Angel-Eyes> He passed away, btw
<Majel>  SevMan asks about SHAKE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 6 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
[1:02] <JonasBashir> Good Sev
[1:02] <Blueberrie> Good sev, fellow Sevqi.
[1:02] <Carlos> Good Sev, Sevqi
[1:02] <Ianna> the idea of a fish fetching a fishstick...yechh...
<Majel>  Well SevMan, since you asked: the current punchline is SHAKE 
<Majel>  "I'm also teaching him to SHAKE fins and fetch a fishstick."
[1:03] <littlestar> Talking of the Sevqi, where is Gizmo?
[1:03] <Angel-Eyes> Good sev sevqi
[1:03] <Angel-Eyes> thanks for visiting my site :)
[1:03] <Blueberrie> I don't know...
[1:03] <Robot101> cut
[1:03] <ZootSuit> cut
[1:03] <Mithandir> Erwin, sure, Borland C++ Builder is great, but Delphi can do 99.9% of what C++ does at the same speed and with a lot less head-ache :)
[1:03] <Cinga> next time we'll judge sevtrek *first*
[1:03] <littlestar> hmmmmmmmmm
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[1:03] <Angel-Eyes> Good Sev Dave!
[1:03] <Blueberrie> Good Sev, TOD.
[1:03] <littlestar> Hello, Dave!
[1:03] <JonasBashir> Cinga: yeah
[1:03] <USS_ferryboat> good sev tod
[1:03] <TOD> Hi all, sorry I'm late
<Majel>  Well SevMan, since you asked: the current punchline is SHAKE 
<Majel>  "I'm also teaching him to SHAKE fins and fetch a fishstick."
[1:03] <Blueberrie> I wonder where she is...
[1:03] <JonasBashir> Dave!
<Majel>  SevMan asks about SHAKE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 6 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=================] Keep = 46 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===================] Cut = 54 %
[1:03] <JonasBashir> SevMan!
[1:03] <Erwin> Well, I don't know, I'm still a beginning programmer
[1:03] <Carlos> good sev, TOD!
[1:03] <DuMdeDuM> Good Sev Tod
[1:03] <TOD> good sev all
[1:04] * The_Sevqi thinks someone should blow up interviewers who don't take you seriously...
<Majel>  SevMan asks about SPACE 
<Majel>  "He likes his SPACE."
[1:04] <TOD> twist eh?
[1:04] <DuMdeDuM> Who's all?
[1:04] <Blueberrie> Huh?
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[1:04] <Mithandir> erwin, nod, well I only have 3 years of experience so I'm a beginner too
[1:04] <ZootSuit> cut
[1:04] <USS_ferryboat> keep
[1:04] <littlestar> keep
[1:04] <DuMdeDuM> keep
[1:04] <Blueberrie> 'keep
[1:04] <JonasBashir> cut
[1:04] <SevMan> TOD: Twist it is!
[1:04] <TOD> keep
[1:04] <Ianna> keep
[1:04] <SevMan> cut
[1:04] <Carlos> cut
[1:04] <Blueberrie> keep
[1:04] <lizzyc> keep
[1:04] <Angel-Eyes> cut
[1:04] <Erwin> Mith, I have about half a year of experience
[1:04] *** Robot101 (robot101@hadesian.demon.co.uk) has joined #sevtrek
[1:04] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Robot101
[1:04] <Angel-Eyes> keep
<Majel>  SevMan asks about SPACE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 7 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [========================] Keep = 67 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [============] Cut = 33 %
[1:04] <Angel-Eyes> changed my mind
[1:04] <Mithandir> john or erwin, mind sending me a copy of that program so I can see whether mine is better or not (and thus whether I should finnish it or not) ?
[1:04] <Erwin> cut
<Majel>  SevMan asks about STRETCH 
<Majel>  "Sometimes he just likes to get out and STRETCH his fins."
[1:05] <ZootSuit> keep
[1:05] <Carlos> cut
[1:05] <Ianna> keep
[1:05] <Robot101> keep
[1:05] * JonasBashir ...
[1:05] <TOD> keep
[1:05] <USS_ferryboat> cut
[1:05] <lizzyc> cut
[1:05] <johncook> erwin & mith: you guys should work together, sounds like you'd make a good team :-)
[1:05] <littlestar> keep
[1:05] <Blueberrie> keep
[1:05] <SevMan> cut
[1:05] <Erwin> Mith, I'm not sure if I like that reason >:-)
[1:05] * Blueberrie ...
[1:05] <Angel-Eyes> keep
[1:05] <JonasBashir> cut
[1:05] <johncook> keep
[1:05] <Mithandir> heheh, no offence :)
[1:05] <johncook> What country are you from Mithandir? (and don't say Middle Earth)
[1:05] <DuMdeDuM> keep
[1:05] <DuMdeDuM> =]
[1:05] <Erwin> cut
[1:05] <JonasBashir> Dum...
[1:05] <SevMan> jc: LOL
[1:05] <Blueberrie> Middle Earth???
[1:05] <DuMdeDuM> JonasBashir...
[1:05] <DuMdeDuM> dedum
[1:06] <JonasBashir> dum
[1:06] * Blueberrie ...
[1:06] <SevMan> BB: Tolkien reference
[1:06] <Mithandir> actually Mithrandir is from the land of Valor, but I'm from Belgium :)
[1:06] * ZootSuit says that middle earth is around the equator.
[1:06] <Blueberrie> Oh.
[1:06] <TOD> JC: yeah, I thought that name (Mithandir) was familar from somewhere
[1:06] <Taktaal> ok, i have to go sleeping or else i'm gonna fall to sleep over my computer
[1:06] <JonasBashir> dum
[1:06] <JonasBashir> ddedum
[1:06] <JonasBashir> dum
[1:06] <JonasBashir> dedum
[1:06] <JonasBashir> now
[1:06] <SevMan> slaapse Taktaal!
[1:06] * ZootSuit is the only one who thinks that's funny, too.
[1:06] <littlestar> bye, Taktaal!
<Majel>  SevMan asks about STRETCH.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 60 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 40 %
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[1:06] <JonasBashir> Bye!
[1:06] <johncook> mith: I stand corrected (although you do know you misspelt Gandalf's name - it's actually MithRandir)
[1:06] <Mithandir> and Erwin is from the netherlands so we could speak dutch :P
[1:06] <DuMdeDuM> JonasBashir: understood, Dum edum out
[1:06] <Mithandir> john yes, but effnet only allows 9 chars, one had to be dropped :)
[1:07] <johncook> :-0
[1:07] <JonasBashir> =]
[1:07] <DuMdeDuM> Mithandir: not here...
[1:07] <Erwin> Mith, this isn't effnet
[1:07] <ZootSuit> next?
[1:07] *** DuMdeDuM is now known as More_Then_Enough
[1:07] <SevMan> Mith: how about GreyMan
[1:07] <Blueberrie> Huh?
[1:07] <Mithandir> I know, but I'm too lazy to rewrite my scripts :)
[1:07] *** More_Then_Enough is now known as DuMdeDuM
<Majel>  SevMan asks about SWIMMING 
<Majel>  "SWIMMING the fish."
[1:07] <DuMdeDuM> lazy bum >=]
[1:07] <Mithandir> Sev, taken already on Starlink :)
[1:07] <littlestar> keep
[1:07] <johncook> cut
[1:07] <Ianna> keep
[1:07] <Cinga> hwhat hasss it got in itsss handsesss?
[1:07] <Carlos> cut
[1:07] <Angel-Eyes> cut
[1:07] <DuMdeDuM> cut
[1:07] <Blueberrie> keep
[1:07] <USS_ferryboat> keep
[1:07] <Carlos> John!!
[1:07] <TOD> cut
[1:07] <Mithandir> and so is Olorin, Stormcrow and Gandalf :)
[1:07] <SevMan> cut
[1:07] <Carlos> You voted to cut Wendy's ling?
[1:07] <lizzyc> keep
[1:07] <ZootSuit> cut
[1:07] <Erwin> cut
[1:08] <The_Sevqi> have you voted on the sci-fi round yet?
[1:08] <Robot101> keep
[1:08] <Carlos> Wendy's line I mean
[1:08] <Blueberrie> JC, how could you?
[1:08] <USS_ferryboat> nope
[1:08] <Cinga> i don't like that one
[1:08] <littlestar> he did too!
<Majel>  SevMan asks about SWIMMING.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===============] Keep = 43 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=====================] Cut = 57 %
[1:08] <DuMdeDuM> Cinga: it's the bowl the fish was living in =]
[1:08] <Angel-Eyes> this is taking a bit long today
[1:08] <Angel-Eyes> :)
[1:08] <Angel-Eyes> I'm so tired
[1:08] <DuMdeDuM> AE: i'm tired AND sick
[1:08] <littlestar> as in "walking the dog"
<Majel>  SevMan asks about WATER 
<Majel>  "A breath of fresh, clorinated WATER"
[1:08] <TOD> hands up all Tolkien fans (there seem to be a few)
[1:08] <Angel-Eyes> Get well
[1:08] <USS_ferryboat> keep
[1:08] <ZootSuit> cut
[1:08] <Blueberrie> keep
[1:08] <Carlos> cut
[1:08] <johncook> Blue: I didn't think it was that funny (don't tell her, please!)
[1:08] <Ianna> cut
[1:08] <SevMan> keep
[1:08] <lizzyc> cut
[1:08] <littlestar> cut
[1:08] <johncook> cut
[1:08] <SevMan> hand up
[1:09] <Angel-Eyes> I'm sick too (cold)
[1:09] <Erwin> cut
[1:09] <TOD> cut
[1:09] <USS_ferryboat> I though it was funny
[1:09] * Carlos raises hand half-way
[1:09] <Blueberrie> Okay, I will...
[1:09] <Cinga> dum: i was referring to the sci-fi comp
[1:09] <Angel-Eyes> keep
[1:09] <USS_ferryboat> I liked the hobit
[1:09] * The_Sevqi hands DuMdeDuM a huge panadol to try and cure his sickness...
[1:09] <johncook> believe me, if she was here rather than out shopping, I'd vote KEEP KEEP KEEP :-)
[1:09] <Erwin> John, doesn't Wendy read the transcripts?
[1:09] <DuMdeDuM> cut
[1:09] <Blueberrie> lol
[1:09] <Cinga> USS: yeah, it's cute
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[1:09] <littlestar> Hello!
[1:09] <DuMdeDuM> Cinga: oh
[1:09] <ZootSuit> She can always view the transcript later, JC.
[1:09] <Quinn> Hiya all
[1:09] <johncook> erwin: nah
[1:09] <DuMdeDuM> Goeiemorgen Quinn
[1:09] * Angel-Eyes is feeling weird....
[1:09] <TOD> gee, is it me, or is it starting to get crowded on these sesions?
[1:09] <Carlos> Hey Quinn
[1:09] <littlestar> If she reads the transcript....
[1:09] <Robot101> cut
[1:09] <Quinn> dat zeg jij :)
[1:10] <DuMdeDuM> AE: you ARE weird
[1:10] <SevMan> Maybe Erwin could write a "Transcript rewriter" so Wendy would read the "socially preferred version" of it! :-)
[1:10] <Cinga> what language is that?
[1:10] <Quinn> Good sev 2u2 carlos
[1:10] <Angel-Eyes> MEEEE?
[1:10] <Angel-Eyes> ok
[1:10] <Blueberrie> 19 people. Wow...
[1:10] <DuMdeDuM> Quinn, am i wrong then? =]
[1:10] <Erwin> hmmm
[1:10] <DuMdeDuM> Cinga : that was 2 lines of Dutch
<Majel>  SevMan asks about WATER.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 10 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==========] Keep = 29 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==========================] Cut = 71 %
[1:10] <Blueberrie> lol
[1:10] <ZootSuit> Are we ready to vote?
[1:10] <Angel-Eyes> Good Sev Carlos!
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  CLAUSTROPHOBIC [77%, 2] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  FETCHES [54%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  FRESH [57%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  POOL [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  POOPERSCOOP [57%, 2] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SPACE [62%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  STRETCH [60%, 1] "Keep it!"
[1:10] <DuMdeDuM> We're breaking records here
[1:10] <Angel-Eyes> I mean, Quinn!
[1:10] <Erwin> dat is Nederlands
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
[1:10] <Cinga> gotta restart again... damned registration quirk.
[1:10] * Ianna slaps Ianna around a bit with a large trout
[1:10] <DuMdeDuM> Erwin, correct =]
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[1:10] <johncook> sevman: sounds like a program for Mith and Erwin to write together :-)
[1:10] <Carlos> AE: HUH??
[1:10] <Ianna> okay, that was odd...
[1:10] <Erwin> Lot of Dutch speaking people here again
[1:11] <DuMdeDuM> Cinga..Quirk?..Captain...James T.....Quirk?
[1:11] <Ianna> I'll brb.
[1:11] *** Ianna (sarah4742@209-93-116.ipt.aol.com) has left #sevtrek
[1:11] <Quinn> Might be good, might be bad, could go either way :)
[1:11] <littlestar> okay, Ianna....
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
[1:11] <johncook> mith: as for the punchline chooser, we've got it to the point now where it works just perfectly - I don't think you could improve on it
[1:11] <DuMdeDuM> vote4 pooperscoop
[1:11] <USS_ferryboat> vote4 pool
[1:11] <DuMdeDuM> vote4 pooperscoop
[1:11] <ZootSuit> vote4 stretch
[1:11] <Erwin> vote4 pooperscoop
[1:11] <Mithandir> john, ok
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[1:11] <Angel-Eyes> Carlos, Ignore me.... it's late 
[1:12] <SevMan> vote4 POOPERSCOOP
[1:12] <johncook> vote4 pooperscoop
[1:12] <lizzyc> vote4 pool
[1:12] <Blueberrie> vote4 POOL
[1:12] <Carlos> vote4 pool
[1:12] <Erwin> funny word, pooperscoop
[1:12] <littlestar> vote4 claustrophobic
[1:12] <JonasBashir> vote4 pooperscoop
[1:12] <TOD> vote4 pooperscoop
[1:12] <Angel-Eyes> vote4 pooperscoop
[1:12] <Quinn> vote4 organ
[1:12] * JonasBashir slaps JonasBashir around a bit with a large trout
[1:12] <SevMan> Is there someone who would like to explain why he votes for his fav?
[1:12] <Carlos> Organ??
[1:12] <Mithandir> was just wondering whether it put similar punchlines together, would seem like a great time-saver
[1:12] <ZootSuit> organ?
[1:12] <JonasBashir> Isn't this curious?
[1:12] <Blueberrie> Poopl is funny.
[1:12] <Quinn> oops, sorry, wrong session
[1:13] <TOD> d'oh
[1:13] <Robot101> vote4 space
[1:13] * DuMdeDuM is afraid he can't make it to the end of the session. Dum is very sick now...headache, stomach hurts...
[1:13] <USS_ferryboat> I like pool.
[1:13] <Blueberrie> Err, pool
[1:13] <USS_ferryboat> pool is great
[1:13] *** JonasBashir is now known as Dr_JonasBashir
[1:13] <ZootSuit> Everybody thinks poop is funny, unless they encounter it unexpectedly.
[1:13] <SevMan> I must admit, POOPERSCOOP is a funny word in itself!
[1:13] <Dr_JonasBashir> The Dr. is IN!
[1:13] * Angel-Eyes is feeling sad for dumdedum
[1:13] <DuMdeDuM> Pooperscoop because i like the word =]
[1:13] <Angel-Eyes> Why do u go to erwin if you're sick? You shouldbe in bed
[1:13] <DuMdeDuM> SevMan : exactly =]
[1:13] <littlestar> cure him!
[1:13] <littlestar> quick!
[1:13] <DuMdeDuM> AE: i'm home now =]
[1:13] <USS_ferryboat> pool is nice and short
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  CLAUSTROPHOBIC scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  POOL scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  POOPERSCOOP scored 7 vote(s).
<Majel>  SPACE scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  STRETCH scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 14 Judges present: 18 High/Low: 7/1
[1:13] <Cinga> i would have liked "water" (because of the chlorine) and "horizon" because of the depth. the rest is boring.
[1:13] * The_Sevqi offers DuMdeDuM another huge panadol to aleviate his headache...
[1:13] <Blueberrie> Sigh...
[1:14] <johncook> mith: I'm not sure what you mean - put similar punchlines toghether
[1:14] <ZootSuit> vote4 pool
[1:14] * Angel-Eyes is handing Dumdedum Gummi berry juice to make him strong and healthy!
[1:14] <DuMdeDuM> I wasn't feeling too well all day, but now I'm getting so tired i can't fight it any longer =/
[1:14] <SevMan> Let me cut all but P-scoop & POOL
[1:14] * Dr_JonasBashir applies some peptobismol on Dumdedum
[1:14] <Blueberrie> Argh!
[1:14] <Mithandir> john, well when I read the text file it seems that a lot of punchlines are alike in meaning and words chosen
<Majel>  CLAUSTROPHOBIC now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
[1:14] <Carlos> Good ID sevman
[1:14] <USS_ferryboat> everyone vote4 pool
[1:14] <Cinga> what is pooperscoop?
<Majel>  SPACE now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
[1:14] <TOD> Dum, its well past one in the morning for you as well on't forget
[1:14] <USS_ferryboat> it's really good
<Majel>  STRETCH now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
[1:14] <littlestar> a pooperscoop?
[1:14] <Cinga> yeah?
[1:15] <Carlos> Vote for pool!
[1:15] <Erwin> Mith, I could be wrong but I think John'd prefer them in the order they are submitted
[1:15] <johncook> mith: you would have to do some pretty fancy AI programming to fix that problem, I think
[1:15] <Blueberrie> Not pooperscoop!
[1:15] <USS_ferryboat> go pool
[1:15] <Mithandir> what I had in mind would put these punchlines together so it only displays the most representing of the group and when you click it you get all that are similar
[1:15] * Dr_JonasBashir puts a poperscoop on Dumdedum's head
[1:15] <littlestar> it's a thing you use to clean up the mess left behind by your dog
[1:15] <ZootSuit> ok
[1:15] <SevMan> it's a little device to clean up after your dog
[1:15] * DuMdeDuM is experiencing even worse symptoms of disease because of the weird additives and medicine ejected into his bloodstream
[1:15] * The_Sevqi sees dog poop. He uses his pooperscoop to pick it up.
[1:15] <ZootSuit> vote4 pool
[1:15] <TOD> You use a pooperscope to tidy up after a dog do dos
[1:15] <littlestar> vote4 pooperscoop
[1:15] <Dr_JonasBashir> Let's see if this works
[1:15] <Quinn> vote4 pooperscoop
[1:15] <johncook> Erwin: this is true. I don't think you can do anything about it anyway
[1:15] <Mithandir> john, nah, not too hard
[1:15] <Blueberrie> I know...
[1:15] <USS_ferryboat> vote4 pool
[1:15] * Robot101 scoops up DuMdeDuM's face with a pooperscoop
[1:15] <Erwin> How can you be sure they are similar? Look for the same words?
[1:15] <Cinga> i c...
[1:15] <lizzyc> vote4 pool
[1:15] <DuMdeDuM> warning: sick site (www.doodie.com) don't go here
[1:15] <Robot101> Whoops, sorry. My mistake.
[1:15] <Robot101> =)
[1:15] <Dr_JonasBashir> Robot: an used one?
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  POOL scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  POOPERSCOOP scored 9 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 14 Judges present: 18 High/Low: 9/0
[1:15] <Blueberrie> Oh, I know that place!
[1:16] <DuMdeDuM> Robot101, i'm not that much of a shitface, am i?
[1:16] <Mithandir> Same words and grammar
[1:16] * ZootSuit has never heard "pooperscoop" used as an action modifer before.
[1:16] <Blueberrie> It's *disgusting*!!!
[1:16] <Mithandir> like 80% of keywords similar
[1:16] <johncook> it's an interesting idea. I must confess though, I like the simplicity of the current system
[1:16] <Blueberrie> I know a guy who loves it.
[1:16] <SevMan> I still have 4 judges not voting!
[1:16] <Carlos> vote4 pool
[1:16] <Mithandir> nod, no prob :)
[1:16] <USS_ferryboat> who's not judging?
[1:16] <DuMdeDuM> vote4 pooperscoop
[1:16] <Carlos> sorry
[1:16] <USS_ferryboat> vote4 pool
[1:16] <johncook> I do have an idea for an improved system, involving several people judging the punchilnes toghether, but I'm not sure exactly how it would work - it's just a germ of an idea at the moment
[1:16] <Angel-Eyes> Thanks John! (picutre)
[1:16] <Cinga> vote4 sevtrek
[1:16] <johncook> angel: no probs
[1:16] <Mithandir> I ain't, I have no idea what's being voted for I must admit :)
[1:16] <TOD> vote4 pooperscoop
[1:16] <SevMan> Of course: POOPERSCOOP has a perfect SEV reference in iit!
[1:16] <Quinn> I kill 99% of all germs :)
[1:17] <Angel-Eyes> I really like it
[1:17] <johncook> sevman: does it?
[1:17] <Cinga> voteAgainst pooperscoop
[1:17] <Blueberrie> Huh?
[1:17] * Carlos agrees with cinga
[1:17] <USS_ferryboat> vote4 pool it flows nicer
[1:17] <johncook> sevman; what's the sev reference?
[1:17] <Robot101> no! no! I'm almost going to start the ratings based system! =)
[1:17] *** Ianna (sarah4742@171-232-49.ipt.aol.com) has joined #sevtrek
[1:17] <Blueberrie> I don't see anything funny about pooperscoop.
[1:17] <Angel-Eyes> littlestar (And all), I'll put my dog's picture on my site
[1:17] <Mithandir> john, well you might be able to do that with assignment of "weights" per judge and attach them to the punchline
[1:17] <SevMan> JC: You should see it, of all Sevilians!
[1:17] <Ianna> where are we?
[1:17] <littlestar> hello again
[1:17] <johncook> I'm afraid the Twist caption has been chosen - let's move on
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  POOL scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  POOPERSCOOP scored 9 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 14 Judges present: 19 High/Low: 9/0
[1:17] <Cinga> to trek!
[1:17] <USS_ferryboat> ianna needs of vote
[1:17] <Blueberrie> I don't see it...
[1:18] <Blueberrie> Oh, no.
<Majel> "The Twisted winner # 99 is POOPERSCOOP"
[1:18] <johncook> sevman: I'm afraid I don't see it - have we used pooperscoop in another cartono before?
[1:18] <Mithandir> then every day (or other period) a file is exchanged and the other people get the votes the other judges made, or they are all centralised
[1:18] <Erwin> SevMan, what's the Sev reference?
[1:18] <Carlos> Ianna:  We have a choice between POOL or POOPERSCOOP
[1:18] <TOD>  pooperscoop wins
[1:18] <littlestar> cool Guy! I'll have a look after the session...
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
[1:18] <Blueberrie> I don't see it, either...
[1:18] <USS_ferryboat> so close
[1:18] <USS_ferryboat> darn
[1:18] <Robot101> Mithandir: I'm going to write a punchline rating system.
[1:18] <Dr_JonasBashir> JC: will you do something special for Twist #`100?
[1:18] * SevMan is in doubt: SevTrek or SevWars?
[1:18] <Blueberrie> Sigh...
[1:18] <Erwin> Mith, I don't think that would work since there are a lot of new punchlines each day
[1:18] <Cinga> wait4 sevtrek
[1:18] <Blueberrie> I really liked pool.
[1:18] <Angel-Eyes> Less dpubt, more vote!
[1:18] <Dr_JonasBashir> SevTrek
[1:18] <johncook> dammit sevman, what is the SEV reference!?!
[1:19] <The_Sevqi> sevwars!!!!!
[1:19] <Angel-Eyes> :)
[1:19] <Cinga> sevtrek now!
[1:19] * Carlos cries bitterly
[1:19] <Mithandir> Erwin, I know
[1:19] <Blueberrie> Woohoo!
[1:19] <Angel-Eyes> sev-trek now, i agree
[1:19] <Cinga> sevwars is boring
[1:19] <johncook> Jonas: probably not. I didn't do anything for Pits #100 either - that just went right by without anyone noticing!
[1:19] <Mithandir> but that could be taken int consideration, considering the order doesn't change
[1:19] <Dr_JonasBashir> JC: I agree... SevMan, where is it????
[1:19] <lizzyc> what won for sev trek last week??
[1:19] <Robot101> Mithandir: Randomly picks out, say, 50 punchlines, and people select 1-5 based on how they like it. It totals/counts, and the top averages go through to this judging session.
[1:19] <Dr_JonasBashir> JC: That's bad
[1:19] * The_Sevqi threatens everyone and tries to bully them into SevWars first...
[1:19] <Blueberrie> I'm not the only one who is being driven crazy wanting to know something!
[1:19] <TOD> trek now, wars later
[1:19] <Cinga> right
[1:19] *** Dr_JonasBashir is now known as SevTRek
[1:19] *** SevTRek is now known as SevTrek
[1:20] <DuMdeDuM> yeah, save wars for later... (WW3?)
[1:20] * SevTrek now...
[1:20] <Cinga> where's taktaal?
[1:20] * USS_ferryboat doesn't care
[1:20] <DuMdeDuM> oh i gotta go
[1:20] <SevTrek> now, and SevWars later
[1:20] <Mithandir> hmm .. do the wars first, I don't think I submitted anything for trek anyway :)
[1:20] <DuMdeDuM> i don't feel good
[1:20] <TOD> bye Dum
[1:20] <DuMdeDuM> Byebye everyone
[1:20] * SevTrek now and SevWars Later
[1:20] <Angel-Eyes> Quinn, that's one of the most original questions anyone ever asked me
[1:20] <Erwin> BB, something is noet the same as everything
[1:20] <littlestar> everything okay, dum????
[1:20] <USS_ferryboat> bye dum
[1:20] <DuMdeDuM> Good Health, Live Long and Prosper...
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 100, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
[1:20] *** SevTrek is now known as JonasBashir
[1:20] <JonasBashir> Bye?
[1:20] <Quinn> sorry A-E :)
[1:20] <littlestar> poor Dum!!
[1:20] <lizzyc> what punchline won for the sevilian strip last week??
[1:20] <Blueberrie> Hey!
[1:20] <DuMdeDuM> no i'm not okay, see ya! have fun... (barf)
[1:20] <Blueberrie> I don't want to know *everything*!
[1:20] *** DuMdeDuM has quit IRC (Quit: BAAARF!! all over #SevTrek!!!)
[1:20] <JonasBashir> Bye, man...
[1:20] <littlestar> bye!
[1:20] <JonasBashir> Argh!
[1:20] <Cinga> bye
[1:20] <johncook> lizzyc: the one about being late for your own wedding
[1:21] <Erwin> waitaminute
[1:21] *** Doc (doc@du-029-0273.claranet.co.uk) has joined #sevtrek
[1:21] <SevMan> HEY: isn't this week's SevTrek competition supposed to be numer 101  ?!
[1:21] <Erwin> that can't be right
[1:21] <lizzyc> thanks 
[1:21] <littlestar> yuck!!
[1:21] <Blueberrie> For example, I don't want to know that I'm going to die tomorrow.
[1:21] <Erwin> checking....
[1:21] <Blueberrie> Yes/
[1:21] <TOD> Hello Doctor
[1:21] <Erwin> John, it still says round 100 on the finalists page
[1:21] <Blueberrie> Hmm...
[1:21] <Cinga> it's half past one in the morning and i want to get over my SEV TREK punchline. c'mon.
[1:21] <johncook> Yes, yes, I forgot to change it to 101... SO SUE ME!!!
[1:21] <Mithandir> heheh
[1:21] <TOD> someone will
[1:21] * littlestar sues John :)
[1:21] <SevMan> JC: We will!
[1:21] * The_Sevqi sues john cook...
[1:21] <TOD> See?
[1:21] <TOD> see?
[1:22] * JonasBashir sues johncook for negligence on his duties...
[1:22] <Erwin> SevMan, I simply copied the number for the punchfile from the page without giving it a second thought
[1:22] * Quinn volunteers to sue
[1:22] <TOD> thats two suits against you
[1:22] <johncook> how about we move onto the next comp, huh?
<Majel>  Now in NOMINATE mode. Maximum nominations per judge: 4.
[1:22] <TOD> three
[1:22] <Mithandir> need a good lawyer John ? :)
[1:22] <Blueberrie> Oh, so *that*'s why Gizmo isn't here...
[1:22] <TOD> four
[1:22] <littlestar> anyone know a lawyer?
[1:22] <littlestar> BB?
[1:22] <Quinn> Who hasn't been killed yet?
[1:22] <USS_ferryboat> why 4 punchlines?
[1:22] <JonasBashir> Dr_JonasBashir
[1:22] <Blueberrie> She's sick.
[1:22] <SevMan> Let's nominate!
[1:22] <johncook> mith: it appears so - hopefully there is a lawyer somewhere among the Sevilians who can help me (unless he's sueing me too!)
[1:22] <littlestar> poor Giz!
[1:22] <TOD> nominate eligible
[1:22] <Blueberrie> Yeah...
[1:22] <Ianna> nominate ex
[1:22] <Cinga> nominate leash
[1:22] <Mithandir> heheh
[1:22] <JonasBashir> I'm a good attorney...
[1:22] <johncook> what are we nominating? Sev Trek?
[1:22] <TOD> nominate damage
[1:22] <Angel-Eyes> yep
[1:22] <Mithandir> seems so
[1:23] <TOD> nominate comedy
[1:23] <littlestar> nominate leash
[1:23] <Blueberrie> Too bad.
[1:23] <The_Sevqi> nominate thrill
[1:23] <Angel-Eyes> i think
[1:23] <Ianna> nominate leash
[1:23] <USS_ferryboat> nominate flea
[1:23] <Carlos> nominate leash
[1:23] <Quinn> nominate studio
[1:23] <USS_ferryboat> nominate tub
[1:23] <SevMan> nominate damage
[1:23] <johncook> nominate EX
[1:23] <TOD> nominate flea
[1:23] <lizzyc> nominate figures
[1:23] <Carlos> nominate flea
[1:23] <USS_ferryboat> nominate studio
[1:23] <JonasBashir> nominate thrill
[1:23] <Cinga> nominate damage
[1:23] <littlestar> nominate flea
[1:23] <USS_ferryboat> nominate thrill
[1:23] <The_Sevqi> nominate flea
[1:23] <Cinga> nominate thrill
[1:23] <Carlos> nominate macho
[1:23] <Ianna> nominate eligable
[1:23] <johncook> nominate FLEA
[1:23] <USS_ferryboat> nominate bland
[1:23] <JonasBashir> nominate tub
[1:23] <littlestar> nominate damage
[1:23] <SevMan> nominate thrill
[1:23] <Ianna> nominate bland
[1:23] <Quinn> nominate reruns
[1:23] <lizzyc> nominate ex
[1:23] <Quinn> nominate flea
[1:23] <johncook> nominate FIGURES
[1:23] <Cinga> nominate figures
[1:23] <Angel-Eyes> nominate tub
[1:23] <JonasBashir> nominate damage
[1:23] <Angel-Eyes> nominate flea
[1:23] <The_Sevqi> nominate eligable
[1:23] <lizzyc> nominate thrill
[1:23] <johncook> nominate TUB
[1:23] <Cinga> what about leash?
[1:23] <SevMan> nominate reruns
[1:24] <Angel-Eyes> nominate STUDIO B
[1:24] <JonasBashir> nominate flea
[1:24] <lizzyc> nominate damage
[1:24] <The_Sevqi> its three nominations max isn't it?
[1:24] <Blueberrie> nominate SHOWING
[1:24] * TOD waves at no one in particular
[1:24] <Cinga> four!
[1:24] <littlestar> nominate tub
[1:24] <JonasBashir> is leash yours Cinga?
[1:24] <The_Sevqi> nominate eligible
[1:24] <Cinga> yeah! :)
[1:24] <Angel-Eyes> nominate ex
[1:24] <SevMan> nominate cast
[1:24] <littlestar> well done!!
[1:24] <Blueberrie> nominate BLAND
[1:24] * Quinn waves back
[1:24] <JonasBashir> I don't get it!
[1:24] <Blueberrie> nominate LEASH
[1:24] <Angel-Eyes> tub is really good
[1:24] <Cinga> thanx! :D
[1:24] <JonasBashir> Thrill is the best
[1:24] <Blueberrie> Oh, cool, Cinga. I like that one. =)
[1:24] * SevMan announces 30 more seconds to nominate SevTrek competition # 101
[1:24] <littlestar> everyone appears to like Thrill
[1:25] <Carlos> I don't get it - I like MACHO
[1:25] * TOD does something to break up the boredum of looking at all these nominations for the IRC chat transcript readers
[1:25] <Erwin> AE, if you've seen the movie perhaps...
[1:25] * Robot101 is always too sleepy to look at so many punchlines at once, so he avoids nominations completely =)
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BLAND [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CAST [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  COMEDY [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DAMAGE [0%, 6] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ELIGIBLE [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  EX [0%, 4] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FLEA [0%, 9] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FIGURES [0%, 4] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LEASH [0%, 6] "Nominated."
<Majel>  MACHO [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  RERUNS [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SHOWING [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  STUDIO [0%, 3] "Nominated."
<Majel>  THRILL [0%, 6] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TUB [0%, 5] "Nominated."
[1:25] <Mithandir> well, I got to go, John, Erwin : my E-mail is matd@pandora.be, it seems like you guys have things worked out alright but if you ever need a hand, just mail me
[1:25] <Quinn> are you sure it's 101 ? :)
[1:25] <johncook> there's a few good ones this week. I'm surprised as I thought it was a hard one to write for...
[1:25] <Angel-Eyes> Thrill, i think there's somehting i don't get there.... maybe
[1:25] * The_Sevqi thinks thrill is going to win it...
[1:25] <johncook> ...but then I should never be surprised - Sevilians seem to be able to write good punchlines for ANY cartoon these day
[1:25] <Erwin> Ok, Mith
[1:25] <TOD> bye white rider
[1:25] <JonasBashir> Sevqi: I must agree
[1:25] <Angel-Eyes> Erwin, I guess, but i think it can be even more funny if u haven't... in a certain way
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
[1:25] <Mithandir> angel, Thrill is English for excitement but also the name of Dux's host race IIRC
[1:25] <Angel-Eyes> me too, john.
[1:26] <Mithandir> later all
[1:26] *** Mithandir has quit IRC (Quit: slams the door shut in front of him and jumps through the window)
[1:26] <Quinn> cu m
<Majel>  Now weeding out all punch lines with less than 2 nominations.
<Majel>  CAST now gets status "Cut by Majel."
<Majel>  MACHO now gets status "Cut by Majel."
[1:26] <The_Sevqi> john: I got the book and the extras, many thanks...
[1:26] <Angel-Eyes> Oh, well, i owuld have thanked him.. i haven't thought of that!
[1:26] <johncook> sevqui: who is this?
[1:26] * Carlos cries bitterly
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BLAND [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  COMEDY [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DAMAGE [0%, 6] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ELIGIBLE [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  EX [0%, 4] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FLEA [0%, 9] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FIGURES [0%, 4] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LEASH [0%, 6] "Nominated."
<Majel>  RERUNS [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SHOWING [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  STUDIO [0%, 3] "Nominated."
<Majel>  THRILL [0%, 6] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TUB [0%, 5] "Nominated."
[1:26] <Angel-Eyes> i knew there was something there
[1:26] <Angel-Eyes> silly me
[1:26] <Blueberrie> Huh?
[1:26] <The_Sevqi> john: angus
[1:26] <Blueberrie> What's wrong, Carl?
[1:26] * Robot101 snaps a pencil by mistake
[1:26] * Robot101 falls asleep on the keys
[1:27] <littlestar> pencil?? don't say pencil....
[1:27] <Cinga> flea? i don't like that much
[1:27] * TOD tries to wake up Robot 101
[1:27] <Robot101> can you hurry it along please, I want to go to bed soon.
[1:27] * Blueberrie tosses a bucket of water left over from last week on Robot101.
<Majel>  SevMan asks about BLAND 
<Majel>  "It's the BLAND following the bland."
[1:27] <Carlos> BB: I liked MACHO the best
[1:27] <Blueberrie> Hmm, it's not so cold anymore...
[1:27] <Cinga> robot: me too
[1:27] <Carlos> cut
[1:27] <JonasBashir> cut
[1:27] <Blueberrie> Oh.
[1:27] <littlestar> sorry, Carlos :(
[1:27] <johncook> cut
[1:27] <Ianna> keep
[1:27] <USS_ferryboat> keep
[1:27] <Quinn> cut
[1:27] <Cinga> cut
[1:27] <TOD> cut
[1:27] <Blueberrie> I didn't reallyu get taht one.
[1:27] <littlestar> cut
[1:27] <JonasBashir> too soon?
[1:27] <The_Sevqi> flea is funny, I thought Klingons would have some sort of parasite on them...
[1:27] <johncook> cute, clever, but not the funniest
[1:27] <Carlos> cut
[1:27] <Erwin> cut
[1:27] <The_Sevqi> cut
[1:27] <Blueberrie> keep
[1:28] <littlestar> I've seen this one before...
[1:28] <SevMan> cut
[1:28] <JonasBashir> BB: me neither
[1:28] <Robot101> How much would any of you pay for 20Mb of virtual web hosting with unlimited mail lists/forwarders/autoresponders?
[1:28] <Robot101> per month?
[1:28] <Angel-Eyes> cut
[1:28] <Cinga> so they should have bombed barf
[1:28] <SevMan> were the characters in INSURRECTION really that bland?
[1:28] <Quinn> nothing. R101
[1:28] <Angel-Eyes> No
[1:28] <Erwin> PAY?!?!?!?!
[1:28] <Robot101> keep
[1:28] <The_Sevqi> robot101: nothing, you can get them for free these days...
[1:28] <Blueberrie> Umm... 50 cents!
[1:28] <JonasBashir> I'll get paid for getting that, Robot
[1:28] <littlestar> insurrection wasn't that bad...
[1:28] <Robot101> VIRTUAL hosting.
[1:28] <Robot101> IW your own domain.
[1:28] <TOD> It's about the series aas a whole SevMan
[1:28] <Blueberrie> Oh, per month.
[1:28] <Robot101> W=E
[1:28] <Blueberrie> One cent.
[1:28] <Angel-Eyes> Too bad Gizmo ain't here
[1:28] <johncook> sevman: hey, this is TNG. Gene Roddenberry specifically designed all the characters to be bland
[1:28] <Ianna> Insurrection was funny.
[1:28] <Cinga> c'mon...
[1:28] <Angel-Eyes> It was...
[1:29] <littlestar> Giiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooo!!!
<Majel>  SevMan asks about BLAND.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 11 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==========] Keep = 27 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==========================] Cut = 73 %
[1:29] <Blueberrie> Actually, 1/100 of a cent.
[1:29] <Angel-Eyes> :-)
[1:29] <johncook> ianna: I thought Insurrection sucked, actually :-)
[1:29] <littlestar> where are you??
[1:29] <Robot101> If I'd said 200 would I have got a different reaction.
[1:29] <Erwin> hmmm... TNG is still my favourite
[1:29] <Angel-Eyes> lol, littelstar
[1:29] <JonasBashir> So, Robie?
[1:29] <Blueberrie> littlestar?
[1:29] <Robot101> You have to be very verbose, or very bad at graphics, to have 20Mb of site. =)
[1:29] <Cinga> ds9 is better
<Majel>  SevMan asks about COMEDY 
<Majel>  "Sev Fleet gave me a new assignment - COMEDY relief."
[1:29] <Blueberrie> She's sick.
[1:29] <TOD> I liked it
[1:29] <Erwin> keep
[1:29] <Angel-Eyes> awww
[1:29] <Ianna> keep
[1:29] <Cinga> cut
[1:29] <Blueberrie> cut
[1:29] <JonasBashir> cut
[1:29] <Quinn> cut
[1:29] <The_Sevqi> hey berman and piller and whoever else were only copying established parameters that gene set with the characters...
[1:29] <Angel-Eyes> cut
[1:29] <Robot101> cut
[1:29] <USS_ferryboat> cut
[1:29] <littlestar> what is it with everyone today??
[1:29] <TOD> keep
[1:29] <littlestar> cut
[1:29] <The_Sevqi> cut
[1:29] <Erwin> We don't have Insurection yet
[1:29] <Blueberrie> Poor Gizmo... hope she starts feeling better.
[1:29] <Carlos> cut
[1:29] <Quinn> destructive mood :)
[1:30] <johncook> keep
[1:30] <littlestar> same here, BB
[1:30] <Doc> cut
[1:30] * JonasBashir gets a sensation of barfing....
[1:30] <Angel-Eyes> we neither, but i've seen it! :-)
[1:30] <SevMan> keep
[1:30] * TOD barfs
<Majel>  SevMan asks about COMEDY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 11 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===========] Keep = 31 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=========================] Cut = 69 %
[1:30] <Quinn> what happens if all entries are cut? :)
[1:30] <JonasBashir> glub, hhhmmmmph!
[1:30] <Angel-Eyes> hehe
[1:30] <Blueberrie> Stop that barfing!
[1:30] * Cinga growls
[1:30] <Carlos> LS: What do you mean?
[1:30] *** lizzyc has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[1:30] * The_Sevqi blows up his copy of Star Trek: Starship creator and waits for Sev Trek: Sevship creator...
[1:30] <Blueberrie> One time all but one were cut.
[1:30] <Erwin> Someone my brother knows seems to have Insurection on tape though
[1:30] <Blueberrie> That one won. =)
[1:30] <littlestar> sick people, vomiting people
<Majel>  SevMan asks about DAMAGE 
<Majel>  "I've done all the DAMAGE I can do there!"
[1:30] <Cinga> keep
[1:30] * USS_ferryboat calmly eats popcorn
[1:31] * TOD barfs, again
[1:31] <Blueberrie> keep
[1:31] <littlestar> it's like an episode of Ooh Aah!
[1:31] <Carlos> cut
[1:31] <The_Sevqi> keep
[1:31] <Quinn> cut
[1:31] <Erwin> cut
[1:31] <JonasBashir> My mother is actually sick today.
[1:31] <littlestar> keep
[1:31] <USS_ferryboat> cut
[1:31] <Ianna> keep
[1:31] <littlestar> SEE???!!!
[1:31] <JonasBashir> keep
[1:31] <TOD> keep
[1:31] <Angel-Eyes> cut
[1:31] <Doc> cut
[1:31] <SevMan> keep
[1:31] <Carlos> LS: You gave us bad Prozac
[1:31] <littlestar> Everyone - GET WELL!!!
[1:31] <littlestar> oops
[1:31] * USS_ferryboat still eats popcorn and wonders why everyone is barfing
[1:31] * JonasBashir barfs lasagna
[1:31] <Angel-Eyes> There seems to be a Sevvy world flue
[1:31] * SevMan fetches himself a drink
[1:31] * Quinn slowly pulls two socks from his ear
[1:31] <littlestar> dangit
[1:31] <Angel-Eyes> flu
[1:31] <johncook> cut
[1:31] <Blueberrie> PLEASE!!!
[1:31] <littlestar> :(
[1:31] * Robot101 sleeps
[1:31] * TOD barfs, again and again, and again
[1:31] * JonasBashir barfs popcorn
[1:31] <Angel-Eyes> 4 me;s~
[1:31] <Angel-Eyes> ~
[1:31] <littlestar> socks??
[1:31] *** quip (Quip@dyn1-tnt13-164.detroit.mi.ameritech.net) has joined #sevtrek
[1:31] <Cinga> it's flu season in the north hemisphere. :(
[1:32] <JonasBashir> ~?
[1:32] <quip> sorry I'm late! :-)
[1:32] <Angel-Eyes> quip!
[1:32] <littlestar> Hello
[1:32] <JonasBashir> Hi, quip!
[1:32] * Quinn Says: Ah, so that's where I left em
[1:32] <Blueberrie> Good Sev, quip
[1:32] <TOD> hello quip
[1:32] <Carlos> Hey Quip
[1:32] <quip> Sev long and prosper!
[1:32] <littlestar> this is getting gross!
[1:32] * The_Sevqi feels that he must explain to all the Sevqi is spelt Sevqi not Sevquis, this is for those that don't know...
[1:32] <Angel-Eyes> dum
[1:32] <quip> don't look!
[1:32] <Quinn> ls: So?
[1:32] <SevMan> For all people who missed out on the first hour of this fiasco:
[1:32] <Angel-Eyes> You mean, the sevquis?
[1:32] <littlestar> well....
[1:32] <Cinga> i have to PAY the telephone bill, so let's go on
[1:32] <JonasBashir> SevqUi!
[1:32] <Erwin> Not that 'q' without an 'u' makes sense
[1:32] <SevMan> We had some technical tribbles, and are now attempting to make up for all the delays
[1:32] <Quinn> as in maquis
<Majel>  SevMan asks about DAMAGE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===================] Keep = 53 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=================] Cut = 47 %
[1:33] * The_Sevqi blows AE out of the channle with a phizzer...
[1:33] * ZootSuit apologizes - and asks where we are?
[1:33] <JonasBashir> It's a despective way to call you.... you sevquis...
[1:33] <SevMan> We are in the middle of eliminating the SevTrek lines
[1:33] * USS_ferryboat continues to eat popcorn
[1:33] <ZootSuit> thanks
[1:33] <Blueberrie> It's spelled this way because Gizmo SAYS SO!
[1:33] <SevMan> We still have to do something abouth the first SciFi competition!
[1:33] <littlestar> technical tribbles - lol!
[1:33] <Cinga> zoot: we are waiting 99% of the time.
[1:34] * Angel-Eyes is sorry to report the shot has missed and hit Majel by mistake
[1:34] * Quinn also removes the other undergarments from his earhole
[1:34] *** Robot101 is now known as Robot101-just-showing-off-the-
[1:34] <JonasBashir> That Sevqui...
[1:34] <SevMan> LS: no typo, I assure you!
[1:34] <ZootSuit> cut
[1:34] <Blueberrie> Yes, how about judging it?
[1:34] <Blueberrie> Just a suggestion.
[1:34] <JonasBashir> the what?
[1:34] <Blueberrie> =)
[1:34] *** Robot101-just-showing-off-the- is now known as Robot101-just-showing-off
<Majel>  SevMan asks about DAMAGE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
[1:34] <JonasBashir> aaah
<Majel>  SevMan asks about ELIGIBLE 
<Majel>  "Two words. ELIGIBLE girls!"
[1:34] <Quinn> Identity crisis, Robot?
[1:34] <littlestar> showing off what?
[1:34] *** Robot101-just-showing-off is now known as Robot101
[1:34] * The_Sevqi is apologizing to Majel, not realizing Majel is just a program...
[1:34] <Angel-Eyes> sevqi, did u like my site?
[1:34] *** Doc has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
[1:34] <Robot101> keep
[1:34] <Ianna> keep
[1:34] <JonasBashir> neutral
[1:34] <Cinga> cut
[1:34] <Erwin> cut
[1:34] <USS_ferryboat> cut
[1:34] <SevMan> keep
[1:34] <quip> cut
[1:34] <Quinn> cut
[1:35] <Angel-Eyes> cut
[1:35] <littlestar> cut
[1:35] *** lizzyc (rcauley@ppp5-11.sj.netmagic.net) has joined #sevtrek
[1:35] <TOD> keep
[1:35] <Carlos> TOD?  YOU STILL HERE?
[1:35] <Carlos> cut
[1:35] <littlestar> Hello!
[1:35] <The_Sevqi> AE: what site was that?
[1:35] <ZootSuit> cut
[1:35] <JonasBashir> Welcome again, lizzyc
[1:35] <TOD> goodbye doc, though you did next to nothing here
[1:35] <Blueberrie> Hi, lizzyc
[1:35] <TOD> Carlos, of course I am
[1:35] <Angel-Eyes> Hey!
<Majel>  SevMan asks about ELIGIBLE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==========] Keep = 29 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 7 %
<Majel>  [=======================] Cut = 64 %
[1:35] * The_Sevqi apologizes for the random guestbook hijackings of several sevilian webpages...
[1:35] <lizzyc> Hiw Everyone!!
[1:35] <TOD> Carlos, what made you think I wasn't?
[1:35] <quip> cut
[1:36] <Angel-Eyes> Apology is futile
[1:36] <Erwin> Good thing I don't have a guestbook
[1:36] <Angel-Eyes> kiddibg
<Majel>  SevMan asks about EX 
<Majel>  "I heard Will is making moves on my EX"
[1:36] <ZootSuit> JC - > A suggestion: we should still go through nominations, but only allow 2 per judge...this is ridiculous.....
[1:36] <Carlos> TOD: Didn't see you nominating
[1:36] <Angel-Eyes> anyone who feels to sign my guestbook, please DO so
[1:36] <quip> cut
[1:36] <Quinn> cut
[1:36] <lizzyc> keep
[1:36] <Cinga> cut
[1:36] <Ianna> keep
[1:36] <USS_ferryboat> cut
[1:36] <The_Sevqi> cut
[1:36] <JonasBashir> keep
[1:36] <ZootSuit> cut
[1:36] <Carlos> cut
[1:36] <Angel-Eyes> I'm glad u did, sevqi
[1:36] <littlestar> cut
[1:36] <Robot101> cut
[1:36] <Blueberrie> cut
[1:36] <Angel-Eyes> deadmole hiding
[1:36] <JonasBashir> snif
[1:36] <TOD> Carlos, I got all mine done eas soon as was humanly possible
[1:36] <Angel-Eyes> keep
[1:36] <JonasBashir> the deadmole....
[1:36] <Erwin> ZootSuit, this is rediculous because of all the other nonsense next to the judging
[1:36] <TOD> keep
[1:36] <Blueberrie> I signed it!
[1:36] <SevMan> keep
[1:36] <Erwin> cut
[1:36] <Blueberrie> I was the third person...
[1:37] <johncook> keep
[1:37] <SevMan> Zoot: what exactly is ridiculous?
[1:37] <ZootSuit> Erwin, I think you know what I mean.
[1:37] <JonasBashir> I can't get into the DB!
[1:37] <ZootSuit> The length of this process
[1:37] <Angel-Eyes> Jonas :)
[1:37] <Erwin> Oh and ZootSuit, SevMan decides those things
[1:37] <Blueberrie> Yeah, neither can I...
<Majel>  SevMan asks about EX.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 11 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==============] Keep = 39 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [======================] Cut = 61 %
[1:37] <Angel-Eyes>  shameless plug: members.xoom.com/dead_mole/
[1:37] <JonasBashir> "The connection with the server was reset"
[1:37] <Blueberrie> I can't contact it.
[1:37] <johncook> zootsuit: I've posted my thoughts on how the judging session should change on the DB - I encourage everyone to visit it and post their thoughts on my thoughts
[1:37] <Blueberrie> I could just a few minutes ago...
[1:37] <ZootSuit> JC -> Ok, will do.
[1:37] <SevMan> JC: be sure, we will!
[1:37] <Blueberrie> I can't!
[1:37] <JonasBashir> BB: I could too.
[1:38] <Angel-Eyes> okey doke, john
<Majel>  SevMan asks about FLEA 
<Majel>  "I needed somewhere to go while they FLEA bombed the Defunct."
[1:38] <Angel-Eyes> keep
[1:38] <Ianna> keep
[1:38] <Quinn> keep
[1:38] <USS_ferryboat> keep
[1:38] <Cinga> cut
[1:38] <lizzyc> cut
[1:38] <quip> cut
[1:38] <johncook> hang on, I got an error message when I tried submitting the form - it's not there yet
[1:38] <JonasBashir> JC: we can't access the DB!
[1:38] <ZootSuit> cut
[1:38] <johncook> keep
[1:38] <SevMan> cut
[1:38] <The_Sevqi> keep
[1:38] <JonasBashir> keep
[1:38] <littlestar> keep
[1:38] <TOD> I can't get to the DB either
[1:38] <Carlos> keep
[1:38] <Angel-Eyes> okey doke john
[1:38] <Blueberrie> cut
[1:38] <johncook> must be a server error
[1:38] <TOD> keep
[1:38] <Erwin> cut
[1:38] <Blueberrie> the DB's down.
[1:38] <Robot101> Maybe DuMdeDuM shut down?
[1:38] <JonasBashir> I'll warn Johan
[1:38] <Angel-Eyes> u mean u have to type the whole thing again??
[1:38] <The_Sevqi> a dumdedum error...
[1:38] <USS_ferryboat> I had no problems
[1:38] <Angel-Eyes> copy paste it
[1:38] <Erwin> Warning Johan is no use
[1:38] <Robot101> Its not down.
[1:38] <Robot101> Its working for me.
[1:38] <Erwin> He's gone to sleep
[1:38] <Angel-Eyes> He sure did
[1:38] <Blueberrie> It's working now!
[1:38] <ZootSuit> JC->maybe you can post it on the what's new page for reference?
[1:39] <Blueberrie> Try again, people.
[1:39] <Blueberrie> It's back up.
[1:39] <johncook> angel: no, I cut and pasted it into a text file :-)
[1:39] <Angel-Eyes> Alright!
<Majel>  SevMan asks about FLEA.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 10 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=====================] Keep = 59 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===============] Cut = 41 %
[1:39] <Angel-Eyes> :)
[1:39] <Angel-Eyes> Good 
[1:39] <JonasBashir> I'll do it anyway
[1:39] <JonasBashir> I did it
<Majel>  SevMan asks about FIGURES 
<Majel>  "I don't get paid seven FIGURES there."
[1:39] <SevMan> cut
[1:39] <quip> cut
[1:39] <Quinn> cut
[1:39] <JonasBashir> Yes it does...
[1:39] <Cinga> cut
[1:39] <The_Sevqi> cut
[1:39] <Blueberrie> keep
[1:39] <Ianna> cut
[1:39] <USS_ferryboat> keep
[1:39] <JonasBashir> cut
[1:39] <TOD> cut
[1:39] <Carlos> cut
[1:39] <Angel-Eyes> cut
[1:39] <ZootSuit> cut
[1:39] <littlestar> cut
[1:39] <SevMan> Enough with the actor's salary references already!
[1:39] <lizzyc> keep
[1:39] <johncook> keep
[1:40] *** Ianna has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
[1:40] <Blueberrie> Why?
[1:40] <Erwin> keep
[1:40] <TOD> whoah! Bye Ianna
[1:40] <johncook> sevman: there aren't any winning punchlines with salary references yet, are there?
[1:40] <SevMan> Well, because it's enough!
[1:40] <quip> studio reference-- DOA!
[1:40] <Blueberrie> What's wrong with salary refs?
[1:40] <JonasBashir> I don't like external references
[1:40] <littlestar> yeah - I'm kind of sick of it to, Sevman
[1:40] <Erwin> nothing wrong with salary refs
[1:40] <Blueberrie> I like studio references!
[1:40] <SevMan> JC: I'll have to check the database for that! ;_0 thank you for asking!
[1:40] <quip> In Sev Trek, Barf gets paid in GLOP!
[1:40] <johncook> jonas: you gotta remember this is a PARODY, not the REAL THING. It's ok to make studio references
[1:40] <JonasBashir> In gagh...
[1:41] <JonasBashir> Yeah, but I don't like them, anyway...
[1:41] <Angel-Eyes> John, i put the link to the tips page.  Now to moderate the board... :)
[1:41] <Blueberrie> Yeah! And if they're funny, there's nothing wrong with them.
[1:41] <quip> is that the official sev term for that wormy stuff?
[1:41] <SevMan> JC: maybe ok, nut rarely funny!
[1:41] <johncook> In fact, I think they're entirely appropriate as a parody - you don't have to such a purist :-)
[1:41] <The_Sevqi> yeah its of paramount importance to make studio references.
[1:41] * ZootSuit supports JC with reference to MAD magazine.
[1:41] <johncook> angel: thanx!
[1:41] <Blueberrie> Yeah!
[1:41] <JonasBashir> I'm a purist, if you want
[1:41] <ZootSuit> next one please?
[1:41] <Blueberrie> lol
[1:41] <Angel-Eyes> No probs, it's an excellent idea, John
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[1:41] *** USS_ferryboat has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
[1:41] <SevMan> JC: they can be funne (the salary refs) but the tend to get tedious.
[1:41] <TOD> hell Ianna
[1:41] <SevMan> Besides they suffer from Overrulgate syndrome
[1:41] <Blueberrie> Welcome back, Ianna.
[1:41] <JonasBashir> I did never nominate a studio referential punchline...
[1:41] <Robot101> JC, where is your DB post about judging sessions>?
[1:41] <littlestar> hell
[1:42] <Ianna> I am going to KILL aol!
[1:42] <Blueberrie> Hmm, bye Ferry
[1:42] <littlestar> hehehehe
[1:42] <johncook> sevman: but there are hardly any studio references in winning punchlines - because they always get vetoed by the purists!
[1:42] <Carlos> I hope I don't snore when I sleep...
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[1:42] <USS_ferryboat> I'm going to kill aol
[1:42] <littlestar> hello again
[1:42] <littlestar> :)
[1:42] <Ianna> where are you guys?
[1:42] <JonasBashir> HI!
[1:42] <The_Sevqi> Ianna: put aol on your hate list along with microsoft
[1:42] <SevMan> JC: thank democracy for that!
[1:42] <JonasBashir> aol sucks
[1:42] <Blueberrie> But we've never had a winning one.
[1:42] <Blueberrie> They do?
[1:42] <SevMan> ;-)
[1:42] <Blueberrie> Overrulegate syndrome?
[1:42] <johncook> Robot: I keep trying to submit it but get error messages
<Majel>  SevMan asks about FIGURES.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 12 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==========] Keep = 29 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==========================] Cut = 71 %
[1:42] <ZootSuit> .me laughs at the 2nd kill aol reference!
[1:42] <quip> cut
[1:42] * littlestar offers to kill AOL for everyone
[1:42] <Blueberrie> Yikes!
[1:42] <TOD> aohell
[1:42] <Robot101> Rage against the machine! *trashes AOL and Microsoft*
[1:43] <USS_ferryboat> go ahead
[1:43] <Blueberrie> I hate AOL
[1:43] * The_Sevqi offers to help littlestar kill AOL...
[1:43] <ZootSuit> next
[1:43] <Blueberrie> Yeah!
[1:43] <SevMan> BB: I feel that salary refs punch lines can be rehashed in almost any cartoon setup (especially the Why-setups!)
[1:43] <littlestar> cool
[1:43] <Angel-Eyes> John, if you want me to put it differnetly, tell me... i just did it like that so people will see it.   I'll take the now sign in the future
[1:43] <Blueberrie> Kill AOL and Microsoft!
[1:43] <quip> bill gates will cut your hair!
[1:43] <Angel-Eyes> new
[1:43] <JonasBashir> next... this is getting eternal.
[1:43] <ZootSuit> This is a LONG LONG session.
<Majel>  SevMan asks about LEASH 
<Majel>  "They forgot to put my LEASH on!"
[1:43] <Erwin> Am I the only one who doesn't have Microsoft on a hate list?
[1:43] <Cinga> keep
[1:43] <littlestar> use some of that faulty Sevquis equipment
[1:43] <Cinga> keep
[1:43] <Carlos> keep
[1:43] <littlestar> keep
[1:43] <Erwin> keep
[1:43] <The_Sevqi> cut
[1:43] <ZootSuit> keep the pace on this, please....
[1:43] <USS_ferryboat> cut
[1:43] <Blueberrie> keep
[1:43] <JonasBashir> JC: I'll pick up Zoot's suggestion... 2 noms per judge.
[1:43] <ZootSuit> cut
[1:43] * Robot101 thinks Microsoft Network failed because they based their servers off Windows NT
[1:43] <Robot101> cut
[1:43] <Blueberrie> This is funny!
[1:43] <Angel-Eyes> No, ERwin, i guess, me neither
[1:43] <Ianna> keep
[1:44] <Blueberrie> Good work Cinga.
[1:44] <JonasBashir> neutral
[1:44] <TOD> keep
[1:44] <Cinga> keep it guys!
[1:44] <johncook> keep
[1:44] <quip> cut
[1:44] <JonasBashir> I don't get it
[1:44] <Angel-Eyes> I've never put into it much thought
[1:44] <Cinga> :)
[1:44] <SevMan> cut
[1:44] <The_Sevqi> littlestar: its only our keyboards that are really faulty... typos are the main problem...
<Majel>  SevMan asks about LEASH.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===================] Keep = 53 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 7 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 40 %
[1:44] <Angel-Eyes> cut
[1:44] <Cinga> yes!!!
[1:44] <littlestar> and your replacement brains...
[1:44] <littlestar> grrrrrrr
[1:44] <Robot101> JC, keep trying to post it. =)
<Majel>  SevMan asks about RERUNS 
<Majel>  "Deep Sev Nine is in RERUNS!"
[1:44] <Ianna> keep
[1:44] <ZootSuit> keep
[1:44] <quip> cut
[1:44] <Carlos> cut
[1:44] <The_Sevqi> ls: yes them to.. :)
[1:44] <Erwin> cut
[1:44] <Cinga> cut
[1:44] <littlestar> cut
[1:44] <johncook> robot: I will
[1:44] <JonasBashir> cut
[1:44] <lizzyc> keep
[1:44] <johncook> keep
[1:44] <TOD> cut
[1:44] <The_Sevqi> cut
[1:44] <USS_ferryboat> keep
[1:44] <littlestar> try Mavis Beacon, Sevqui!
[1:44] <Angel-Eyes> cut
[1:44] <JonasBashir> definitely, cut
[1:45] *** Cinga has quit IRC (Quit: i'll be back in a sec)
[1:45] <SevMan> keep
[1:45] <Blueberrie> keep
[1:45] <JonasBashir> SevqUi!
[1:45] <Quinn> keep
[1:45] <SevMan> This is an external ref that I like
[1:45] <The_Sevqi> LS: gave our last copy out last week... don't remember who to..
[1:45] * Angel-Eyes is having jet-lags
<Majel>  SevMan asks about RERUNS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
[1:45] <Blueberrie> Sevqi!
[1:45] * littlestar gets out the scissors and chops along with JB
[1:45] <JonasBashir> Johan says about the DB problem: he has just installed a patch.
[1:46] * The_Sevqi shoves grenade in jonasbashirs mouth tapes it in and pulls the pin then runs for it...
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[1:46] <littlestar> well, now you'll never learn to type!!
[1:46] <Erwin> Johan's still at his computer?
[1:46] <Blueberrie> Woohoo!
[1:46] <Angel-Eyes> god, it's 2:45 here
[1:46] * JonasBashir spits the grenade and aims to Blueberrie
[1:46] <quip> next time pull the pin BEFORE you tape!
[1:46] <Cinga> are we still talking about the same line?
[1:46] <Blueberrie> Uh oh...
<Majel>  Well SevMan, since you asked: the current punchline is RERUNS 
<Majel>  "Deep Sev Nine is in RERUNS!"
[1:46] <quip> cut
[1:46] <The_Sevqi> LS: acutally I can type really good when I want to...
[1:46] <johncook> I posted my thoughts on the judging session as a new thread and it finally worked.
[1:46] <JonasBashir> And I'll should have aimed BEFORE I spit the grenade!
[1:46] <Quinn> keep
[1:46] <SevMan> We're tied with RERUNS
[1:46] <littlestar> i can't
[1:46] <Angel-Eyes> a motnh ago, it would havce seem perfectly normal
[1:46] <Cinga> ok
<Majel>  SevMan asks about RERUNS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=================] Keep = 47 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===================] Cut = 53 %
[1:47] <Robot101> ls -lar
[1:47] *** JonasBashir is now known as grenade
[1:47] * Blueberrie ducks behind her shield- err, her protective piece of SevSpace
<Majel>  SevMan asks about SHOWING 
<Majel>  "I think you'll find me mysteriously SHOWING up here every two years or so."
[1:47] <grenade> BOOOOOOOOOM!
[1:47] <littlestar> cut
[1:47] <lizzyc> keep
[1:47] <quip> cut
[1:47] <Angel-Eyes> duck behind erwin
[1:47] <Carlos> cut
[1:47] *** grenade is now known as JonasBashir
[1:47] <Ianna> keep
[1:47] <The_Sevqi> keep
[1:47] <littlestar> shake shake shake the room!
[1:47] <ZootSuit> cut
[1:47] <Cinga> cut
[1:47] <USS_ferryboat> cut
[1:47] <Angel-Eyes> keep
[1:47] <quip> quit throwing grenades
[1:47] <JonasBashir> cut
[1:47] <TOD> keep
[1:47] <Blueberrie> Whew, that was a close one.
[1:47] <SevMan> cut
[1:47] <Erwin> keep
[1:47] <quip> that almost hit me!
[1:48] <Angel-Eyes> It really was weird in insurrection, they screwed it up
[1:48] <Blueberrie> keep
<Majel>  SevMan asks about SHOWING.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=================] Keep = 47 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===================] Cut = 53 %
[1:48] <Blueberrie> This place is already blown up. It doesn't matter.
[1:48] <TOD> AE: How?
[1:48] * USS_ferryboat thinks she might have to leave before the end if we don't hurry up
[1:48] <quip> yeah, they made the movie!
[1:48] <Cinga> come ooooonnnnn.......
[1:48] <JonasBashir> Hmmm.... 
[1:48] <Angel-Eyes> The way he joined them.... what did they do with the former officer?
[1:48] <JonasBashir> 1:50 of session....
[1:48] <ZootSuit> next
[1:48] <Ianna> I have a feeling I'll have to leave early, too.
[1:48] <SevMan> Come on people, just a few more lines to vote before SevWars starts!
[1:48] <Angel-Eyes> or did i miss that ?
[1:48] <Blueberrie> Hey, I liked Inserruction.
[1:48] <quip> Quip throws himself on the grenade... or at least someone else 
[1:48] <SevMan> make the mutes speak up!
[1:48] <littlestar> so did I!
[1:48] <Angel-Eyes> I liked insurrection too
[1:49] <Ianna> I liked Insurrection, too.
[1:49] <SevMan> No fence sitters today!
[1:49] <ZootSuit> don't wait for them.
[1:49] <JonasBashir> Who are those mutes...
[1:49] <quip> I mounted an insurrection in the theatre to get our money back~
[1:49] <The_Sevqi> Insurrection was good... thats what I say...
[1:49] <TOD> AE Whaich former officeR?
[1:49] <Blueberrie> What????
[1:49] <Angel-Eyes> BB, i only meant the way eworf joined which was weird
[1:49] <Erwin> I want to see Insurection too
<Majel>  SevMan asks about SHOWING.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=================] Keep = 47 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===================] Cut = 53 %
[1:49] <JonasBashir> MUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[1:49] <quip> insurrection II? OH NO!!!
[1:49] <JonasBashir> cut
[1:49] <Quinn> sorry, My connection was gone. Stupid ISP
[1:49] <JonasBashir> Just in case...
[1:49] <Angel-Eyes> the tactical officer, tod
[1:49] <johncook> quip living up to his name :-)
[1:49] <Angel-Eyes> Why did he join them?
[1:49] <TOD> Ah, right got ya AE
[1:50] <littlestar> :)
[1:50] <Angel-Eyes> maybe it's a spoiler so leave it
[1:50] <ZootSuit> JC>  :)
[1:50] <Cinga> i'm not gonna stay for sevwars, it takes too long.
[1:50] <SevMan> John, Robot & Quin muted!
[1:50] <Angel-Eyes> it;s not but maybe for some people
[1:50] <JonasBashir> SevMan: next, please.
[1:50] <TOD> The reason Worf stayed was becasue Picard asked him to
[1:50] <Blueberrie> I'm reading John's post...
[1:50] <johncook> what punchlines are lieft?
[1:50] <The_Sevqi> I feel that why worf joined them will be found out in the Insurrection book...
[1:50] <JonasBashir> JC?
[1:50] <Angel-Eyes> Yes, but it doesn't make sense
<Majel>  SevMan asks about STUDIO 
<Majel>  "Sorry, I thought this was STUDIO B..."
[1:50] <Blueberrie> I would hate it if we stopped the cut/keep...
[1:50] <Angel-Eyes> Good point, sevqi
[1:50] <JonasBashir> cut
[1:50] <littlestar> cut
[1:50] <Angel-Eyes> keep
[1:50] <Cinga> cut
[1:50] <Erwin> cut
[1:50] <The_Sevqi> cut
[1:50] <Carlos> cut
[1:50] <Robot101> keep
[1:50] <lizzyc> cut
[1:50] <ZootSuit> cut
[1:50] <johncook> cut
[1:50] <Blueberrie> I might stop coming to the sessions.
[1:50] <quip> Isn't warf assigned to the cardassian front?
[1:50] <Quinn> keep
[1:50] * USS_ferryboat worked on her webpage today instead of taking the nap she was supposed to take
[1:50] <Blueberrie> cut
[1:50] <USS_ferryboat> keep
[1:50] <quip> cut
[1:51] <JonasBashir> Sevqi: I read the book a little bit...
[1:51] <TOD> Picard asked Worf to stay wiht them, did any of these people see the movie?
[1:51] <Quinn> please keep!
[1:51] <ZootSuit> What happened to "someone"?
[1:51] <TOD> keep
[1:51] <Ianna> cut
[1:51] <TOD> BB why?
[1:51] <Angel-Eyes> I did, tod, but isn't it really weird?
[1:51] <johncook> blue: I wouldn't - I find them tedious - but we'll see what everyone says on the Db
[1:51] <Erwin> I don't think the sessions take to long, I just think they are much too chaotic
[1:51] <Quinn> keep keep keep keep keep!
[1:51] * USS_ferryboat is now tired
[1:51] <Cinga> worf is assigned to barf, growl and be rude to other officers.
[1:51] <Blueberrie> vote4 is my least favorite part. I never know what to vote for!
[1:51] <Carlos> BB: don't do that!
<Majel>  SevMan asks about STUDIO.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 12 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==========] Keep = 29 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==========================] Cut = 71 %
[1:51] <JonasBashir> Sorry: studio reference... that's a no no.
[1:51] <SevMan> cut
<Majel>  SevMan asks about STUDIO.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 13 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==========] Keep = 28 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==========================] Cut = 72 %
[1:51] <johncook> erwin: I think a bit of both - chaos and too long
[1:51] <TOD> AE, no, but then I like that kind of script, the more complex, the better
[1:51] <Angel-Eyes> Oh, u just happneed to be here, why don't u join us for a few hours, we could use your help.  Sure, I'll fire my former officer
[1:51] <JonasBashir> BB: then don't vote!
<Majel>  SevMan asks about THRILL 
<Majel>  "Let's just say the THRILL is gone!"
[1:52] <quip> keep
[1:52] <johncook> reducing the number of nominations isn't going to change it much as we only cut/keep on the top ones anyway
[1:52] <The_Sevqi> keep
[1:52] <Erwin> Well, I'd hate to see the eliminating go
[1:52] <johncook> keep
[1:52] <littlestar> cut
[1:52] <Angel-Eyes> keep
[1:52] <ZootSuit> cut
[1:52] <Quinn> cut
[1:52] <JonasBashir> keep
[1:52] <Cinga> cut
[1:52] <Blueberrie> The keep/cut is my favorite part, by far. I don't have to compare the punchlines to eachother, and try to figure out what I like most. I just have to decide whether or not I like something.
[1:52] <quip> keep
[1:52] <lizzyc> keep
[1:52] <Ianna> cut
[1:52] <quip> hahaha
[1:52] <Erwin> cut
[1:52] <USS_ferryboat> keep
[1:52] <JonasBashir> keep this ppl!
[1:52] <TOD> keep
[1:52] <Ianna> I agree with you, BB!
[1:52] <Blueberrie> keep
[1:52] <Carlos> keep
[1:52] <quip> anyone who doesn't get this line?
[1:52] <SevMan> keep
[1:52] * The_Sevqi is looking for a thrill...
<Majel>  SevMan asks about THRILL.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 11 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=======================] Keep = 65 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=============] Cut = 35 %
[1:52] <quip> that's Thrill!
[1:52] <Cinga> it's funny, but it rivals LEASH
[1:52] <JonasBashir> quip: me... d'oh!
[1:52] <quip> as in Dux?
<Majel>  SevMan asks about TUB 
<Majel>  "I heard there was a scene with Tryhard in the TUB!"
[1:53] <JonasBashir> keep
[1:53] <ZootSuit> keep
[1:53] <TOD> The tactical officer wasn't gone, he just went off duty, thats all
[1:53] <Carlos> You only get it if you know Thrill = Trill
[1:53] <Cinga> d'oh!
[1:53] <Ianna> cut
[1:53] <The_Sevqi> cut
[1:53] <USS_ferryboat> keep
[1:53] <Blueberrie> Can't we just split the sessions into two days, instead?
[1:53] <Angel-Eyes> keep
[1:53] <Carlos> keep
[1:53] <Cinga> cut
[1:53] <Angel-Eyes> true, tod
[1:53] <quip> that's the pun!
[1:53] <lizzyc> keep
[1:53] <JonasBashir> BB: that's smart
[1:53] <Blueberrie> cut
[1:53] <Erwin> Quip, I think we all know that
[1:53] <SevMan> cut
[1:53] <johncook> carlos; maybe it's too much of an in joke for Sevilians, I dunno
[1:53] <Erwin> cut
[1:53] <quip> they don't call me Quip for laughs! :-)
[1:53] <TOD> I agree with BB on the splitting judging session
[1:53] <ZootSuit> half the girls don't like that one!  lol!
[1:53] <JonasBashir> Twist and pits one day, SevTRek and the Sci-fi comp the other
[1:53] <The_Sevqi> john: did u see my posting on the DB about me on the Tower of Terror?
[1:53] <johncook> blue: I'm not a big fan of splitting the sessions - it's hard enough for me to attend one session a week.
[1:53] <Carlos> JC: Yes, I think so
[1:53] <TOD> keep
[1:53] <littlestar> I think so - if you didn't know the sevname - you couldn't get the strip
[1:53] <USS_ferryboat> I don't want to split it
[1:54] <Erwin> I don't know what quip means, but I have a feeling I won't like the meaning
[1:54] <JonasBashir> But 2 hours is too much
[1:54] <Angel-Eyes> I think the best way for him to join would be if he specifically asks to leave deep space nine.... and return to the enterprize :)
[1:54] <johncook> sevqi: yes, I liked the pic. Glad I'm not alone in looking like a crazed weirdo :-)
[1:54] <JonasBashir> and maybe more
[1:54] <quip> it means a clever remark
[1:54] <Blueberrie> Well, maybe it could be later on the same day, like Carlorff suggested...
[1:54] <The_Sevqi> john: I look even more like a crazed weirdo on Lethal weapon...
<Majel>  SevMan asks about TUB.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===================] Keep = 54 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=================] Cut = 46 %
[1:54] <SevMan> cut
[1:54] *** Quinn has quit IRC (Quit: Gotta run, I'll sign your GB later A-E)
[1:55] <Cinga> are we through?
[1:55] <Angel-Eyes> hehe
[1:55] <ZootSuit> finally, the shortlist
[1:55] <TOD> Maybe the section of space they were in at the start of teh movie was near to DS9, therefore near to the Cardassain front? Worf could easliy vist them that way.
[1:55] <Blueberrie> If it was at 6 your time, I would have to stay up until 1 am to come, but it would be better tahn getting rid of the elimination.
[1:55] <JonasBashir> BB: if it is later, Europeans would have to stay late for it.
[1:55] <Erwin> BB, you know by now what time it is for us Europeans
[1:55] <Carlos> whew!  Almost done
[1:55] <JonasBashir> even after 3 AM!
[1:55] <SevMan> No: JC, Robo, Q LS, still need to vote on TUB
[1:55] <ZootSuit> lets do this
<Majel>  SevMan asks about TUB.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===================] Keep = 54 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=================] Cut = 46 %
[1:55] <johncook> sevqi: we went to movie world last year but the Lethal Weapon was closed - we were livid!
[1:55] <quip> it's only 8pm here in EST
[1:55] <littlestar> oops!!
[1:55] <quip> lucky me! :-)
[1:55] <Robot101> keep
[1:55] <littlestar> keep
[1:55] <littlestar> sorry!!
[1:55] <JonasBashir> And 10 PM in Argentina
[1:55] <Blueberrie> Well, the second one wouldn't be so late for you.
[1:55] <quip> cut
[1:55] <Robot101> if I'm AWOL, just yell and I'll vote
[1:55] <Robot101> =)
[1:55] <Cinga> cut
[1:55] <Angel-Eyes> I liked it, tod, but it still weird and funny
[1:56] <SevMan> JC: don't forget to vote man!
[1:56] <TOD> it's neaqrly 1am here in Blighty
[1:56] <The_Sevqi> jonh: todate leathal weapon is the best roller coaster I've ever ridden...
[1:56] <Blueberrie> You could get about 7 or so hours of sleep between them
[1:56] <JonasBashir> This is the most crowded hour on the 'net
[1:56] <Cinga> i think i voted twice
[1:56] <Erwin> 2 am here in Holland
[1:56] <johncook> cut
[1:56] <johncook> keep
[1:56] * Robot101 falls asleep on the keys
[1:56] <SevMan> I't your constitutional duty!
[1:56] <ZootSuit> you can't vote twice
[1:56] <Cinga> here too, in switzerland
<Majel>  SevMan asks about TUB.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 10 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=====================] Keep = 59 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===============] Cut = 41 %
[1:56] <Blueberrie> Anyway, it's just a suggestion.
[1:56] <Cinga> 2 o'clock
[1:56] <ZootSuit> it's impossible...the last one changes your first one
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  DAMAGE [50%, 6] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  FLEA [59%, 9] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  LEASH [50%, 6] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  THRILL [65%, 6] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  TUB [59%, 5] "Keep it!"
[1:56] <quip> it only counts each person once
[1:56] <quip> right?
[1:56] <Blueberrie> I would rather keep it all as one, or split it into two days.
[1:56] <JonasBashir> final vote...
[1:56] <JonasBashir> BB: split
[1:56] <Blueberrie> Huh?
[1:57] <JonasBashir> BB: split!
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
[1:57] <JonasBashir> BB split
[1:57] <TOD> I say split the seessions, we can find a tinme somehow
[1:57] <Cinga> vote4 leash
[1:57] <The_Sevqi> vote4 thrill
[1:57] <Ianna> vote4 flea
[1:57] <Blueberrie> HUH???
[1:57] <Blueberrie> vote4 LEASH
[1:57] <JonasBashir> Thurs and Fris...
[1:57] <ZootSuit> vote4 reruns
[1:57] <USS_ferryboat> vote4 flea
[1:57] <JonasBashir> vote4 thrill
[1:57] <TOD> vote4 damage
[1:57] <Carlos> vote4 leash
[1:57] <SevMan> vote4 thrill
[1:57] <JonasBashir> ]BB split!
[1:57] <Angel-Eyes> vote4 tub
[1:57] <littlestar> vote4 leash
[1:57] <quip> thrill 
[1:57] <johncook> vote4 tub
[1:57] <Blueberrie> I still like it as one, but splitting would be okay, I guess.
[1:57] <lizzyc> vote4 thrill
[1:57] <Angel-Eyes> tough decision
[1:57] <JonasBashir> SPLIT the sessions, BB!
[1:57] <JonasBashir> =]
[1:58] <Angel-Eyes> i really like thrill (ok, after it's been explained to me)
[1:58] <ZootSuit> vote4 tub
[1:58] <Blueberrie> WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT?????????????????
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DAMAGE scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  FLEA scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  LEASH scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  THRILL scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  TUB scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 14 Judges present: 17 High/Low: 4/1
[1:58] <Cinga> yeah, split sessions
[1:58] <JonasBashir> Because I'm teasing you, BB!
[1:58] <TOD> when you consider HOW much we have to go through nowadays, splityitng the session into two does make sense
[1:58] <Blueberrie> Yeesh.
[1:58] <littlestar> JB is broken...
[1:58] <JonasBashir> }Thrill and Leash!
[1:58] * The_Sevqi slaps jonasbashir in the face with a large trout...
[1:58] <quip> thrill
[1:58] <Blueberrie> I would really rather not...
[1:58] <Cinga> cool! :)
[1:58] <JonasBashir> ls: HUH??? =]
[1:58] <ZootSuit> toss damage and flea
[1:58] <Erwin> I say don't split the sessions, and keep eliminating, but wuit all the other talk. Let's have things more organised
[1:58] <Erwin> vote4 leash
[1:58] <Blueberrie> When would the second one be?
[1:58] <johncook> let's eliminate DAMAGE AND FLEA and get those voters to revote
[1:58] <SevMan> is anyone NOT voting on purpose, or should I move on?
[1:58] <littlestar> like a broken record 
[1:58] <Cinga> vote4 leash
[1:59] <Blueberrie> Okay.
[1:59] <Angel-Eyes> and we will split it.  everybody take half hour break, and then we'll do it in shifts
[1:59] <littlestar> you keep repeating the same thing
[1:59] <Blueberrie> I like Erwin's suggestion.
[1:59] <littlestar> you keep repeating the same thing
[1:59] <littlestar> you keep repeating the same thing
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DAMAGE scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  FLEA scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  LEASH scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  THRILL scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  TUB scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 15 Judges present: 17 High/Low: 5/1
[1:59] <JonasBashir> aaaaah
[1:59] <Blueberrie> LS?
[1:59] <The_Sevqi> do you ever get the feeling of dejavu?
[1:59] <The_Sevqi> do you ever get the feeling of dejavu?
<Majel>  DAMAGE now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
[1:59] <The_Sevqi> do you ever get the feeling of dejavu?
[1:59] <quip> all over again!
[1:59] <Cinga> yae to the gods! :D
[1:59] <Angel-Eyes> poor rik, i know the feeling
[1:59] <Blueberrie> Huh?
[1:59] <ZootSuit> no spamming please!
[1:59] <JonasBashir> I got that feeling
<Majel>  FLEA now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
[1:59] <JonasBashir> I got that feeling
[1:59] <littlestar> pardon me....
<Majel>  TUB now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
[1:59] <USS_ferryboat> vote4 thrill
[1:59] <ZootSuit> stop the spamming, please.
[1:59] <Blueberrie> Spamming???
[1:59] * littlestar slaps herself
[2:00] <JonasBashir> SPAM!
[2:00] <Blueberrie> WHat are you talking about?
[2:00] <quip> I DON't LIKE SPAM!
[2:00] <Blueberrie> SPAMMING???
[2:00] <SevMan> OK, please revote if your fav just got cut!
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  LEASH [50%, 6] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  THRILL [65%, 6] "Keep it!"
[2:00] <quip> (Monty python)
[2:00] <TOD> vote4 thrill
[2:00] <JonasBashir> SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM!!!!
[2:00] <USS_ferryboat> spam! spam! spam! spam! spam! spam! spam!
[2:00] <The_Sevqi> spam, spam, sausages, egss, bacon, spam...
[2:00] <Blueberrie> Nobody's spamming! How could they, on IRC?
[2:00] <ZootSuit> (tub was not supposed to be cut, but oh well)
[2:00] <Angel-Eyes> vote4 thrill
[2:00] <johncook> vote4 THRILL
[2:00] <Erwin> ehmmm
[2:00] <The_Sevqi> vote4 thrill
[2:00] <Cinga> damn!
[2:00] <Blueberrie> SHUT UP!!!
[2:00] <Carlos> vote4 leash
[2:00] <Erwin> On IRC that's called flooding
[2:00] *** TOD is now known as SpamMan
[2:00] <Blueberrie> Yeah.
[2:00] <JonasBashir> 3 thrill votes, yeah!
[2:00] <ZootSuit> vote4 thrill
[2:00] <littlestar> AAArgh! Vote4 leash!!
[2:00] <JonasBashir> 4!
[2:00] <Angel-Eyes> u should have kept tub....
[2:00] <SpamMan> SAPM! SPAM! SPAM!
[2:00] <SevMan> Zoot: by "popular demand" I hurried up a bit ;-)
[2:01] * ZootSuit sighs.
[2:01] <Angel-Eyes> it could have won
[2:01] <Blueberrie> Well, just repeating something a few times isn't flooding.
[2:01] <JonasBashir> flooding is correct!
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  LEASH scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  THRILL scored 9 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 14 Judges present: 17 High/Low: 9/0
[2:01] <littlestar> yeah - tub wasn't bad
[2:01] *** SpamMan is now known as TOD
[2:01] <Cinga> damn
[2:01] <Erwin> BB, to some people it is :-\
[2:01] <Carlos> NOOOO!
[2:01] <Angel-Eyes> ok, sci-fi
[2:01] <JonasBashir> show her the prizes, Claire...
[2:01] <Cinga> DAMN
[2:01] <johncook> well, it looks like we have a winner. Shall we move onto Sev Wars now?
[2:01] <quip> YES!
[2:01] <USS_ferryboat> yes
[2:01] * The_Sevqi pumps the air happy that a decent punchline thats funny has won it...
[2:01] <quip> Superior dance! 
[2:01] <littlestar> sorry, Cinga :(
[2:01] <Angel-Eyes> was it yours, carlos?
[2:01] <johncook> I've been looking forward to Sev Wars - the first ever judging... a historical moment! :-)
[2:01] <JonasBashir> sorry, Cinga. I didn't get LEASH
[2:01] <Carlos> But that is such an inside joke
<Majel> "The winner of Sevtrek 101 is THRILL"
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 001, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
[2:01] <Angel-Eyes> TA DA DA DA
[2:02] <johncook> carlos: the sevilians have spoken
[2:02] <Angel-Eyes> TA DA DA DA
[2:02] <quip> it's inside to Sevillians!
[2:02] <Cinga> thanx for your support, leashers.
<Majel>  Now in NOMINATE mode. Maximum nominations per judge: 4.
[2:02] <The_Sevqi> all bow to the writer of the thrill punchline...
[2:02] <littlestar> A newcomer to Sev wouldn't get it!
[2:02] <quip> as it should be! :-)
[2:02] <Carlos> AE: NO  it has nothing to do with me
[2:02] * TOD locks s-foils in attack postions, raise deflector shields, double front, and goes in for an assault on the Sevqi
[2:02] <Blueberrie> Comp 001... Wow...
[2:02] <quip> Thank you, thank you! :-)
[2:02] <The_Sevqi> who wrote that punchline anyway?
[2:02] <Cinga> who didn't get leash?
[2:02] <USS_ferryboat> nominate parenting
[2:02] <Ianna> nominate card
[2:02] <USS_ferryboat> nominate slap
[2:02] <Ianna> nominate parenting
[2:02] <USS_ferryboat> nominate organ
[2:02] <quip> I got it, it just wasn't that funny :-)
[2:02] <littlestar> nominate ground
[2:02] <SevMan> nominate CARD
[2:02] <SevMan> nominate LEG
[2:02] <USS_ferryboat> nominate paddle
[2:02] <Ianna> nominate sister
[2:02] <JonasBashir> nominate card
[2:02] <SevMan> nominate ORGAN
[2:02] <johncook> nominate ORGAN
[2:02] <ZootSuit> nominate paddle
[2:02] <The_Sevqi> nominate slap
[2:02] <Blueberrie> What punchline?
[2:02] <SevMan> nominate SHAKE
[2:02] <littlestar> nominate parentiing
[2:02] <Carlos> These cartoons are posted on peoples' web pages
[2:02] <Carlos> Not just Sevilians see them