Session Start: Sat Feb 13 00:03:24 1999 * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek_990213.log' You don't know about Sevspace???? *** lizzyc (rcauley@ppp5-04.sj.netmagic.net) has joined #sevtrek Yes. Go there. (Yes I do, but I'M STUPID TODAY) *** Majel changes topic to 'The Judging of Sev Wide Web Competition(s) number 098 is now in session! For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm.' Good Sev, lizzyc! v 2.3? Good Sevities LizzyC "test" Got it? hi Lizzyc  Now in FINAL mode. "Sevities"? majel: roger that Dum: are you trying with new salutations? v 2.3 sounds about righ hey it works! t what are we voting for? What are we doing first hello!!! noting We aren't voting yet I've made a compromise with John =] Of course you're stupid! We *all* are! Whos Sevman today? shield, can you pass the punchfiles? Good Sev, lizzy! Dum: you sold your soul to JC? Sevutations is a no-go, but Good Sev isn't perfect as well, so i thought Good Sevities would be nice =] Good Sev littlestar HOW COULD YOU???? NOTE: "ALL" excludes my person, I hope... Where's Gizmo? Oh great, I made a punchfile creator, and still when someone else is Sevman, it's "pass the punchfiles" :-) What's wrong with Good Sev? I *like* good sev! sorry I don't know... JB: well...he gave me 47million australian dollars from a creditcardaccount from someone called guillermo or something I hope she's coming. Valentine's Day is so depressing. Good Sev! Why? I usually just ignore it. oh well, I'll use Good Sevities anyway, if only you knew what sev means =] Anyone want to know the identy of my "Stalker"? It desn't affect me one bit. I want to join that ship.... Dum: fortunately for me my credit cards have been canceled for lack of payment.... I almost forgot about it this year! =) just sevwars, shield Congratulations on being Sevilised, Guy! Strip 100 looks pretty cool! Ianna, whats teh problem? =) JB: WHAT?? JOHN BETRAYED ME!! ALL of my friends are going to be out together with their boy or girlfriends. I would be to, if I had one. grrr. * DuMdeDuM kicks sev.com.au =] Oh , thanks ls :-) Oh. Puam, how's that? IT's really funny YEAHH! Ianna, you are not alone Doesn't look that much like me though :) Join the Sevqi, Dum. Join the Sevqi. * DuMdeDuM fires photo torpedoes at sev.com.au None of my friends have boy/girlfriends, so I don't have anything to worry about. =) Valentines Day really stinks :( Lucky. Dum, join the dork side of sevila, it is your destiny WHO IS TRYING TO BLOW UP THE SERVER??!!! BB, how old are your friends? Sevila? I do have a girlfriend, and it's very nice... I am. Thanks littlestar for the message on the mobile I'm with the dum, there is no such luck as revenge for me in my life's destiny  Now in OFF mode. 13, mostly *** rrik (hdeken@dc2-modem3173.dial.xs4all.nl) has joined #sevtrek that's okay, Guy! *** DuMdeDuM sets mode: +o rrik starting in some seconds oi Rik de Deken? Hi Rrik yeup Hi. Good Sev, rik! I'm probably going to go to the video store and splurge on every Monty Python video they have. Hello, Rrik Hi rik! So, does anyone want to know the identy of my "Stalker"? de Deken. Sounds good. Why? Tod - sure Umm, I guess JB: hehehe -[ Dave - the person on the IB? Hello, what is comp. # 098????!!! JB: i mean =] try to pronounce dedeken, like this. Rik, that's just a test The Stalker is..... Corrine Crosswire So much to moderate on the ib... We haven't really started yet last time Puam couldn't get majel working everybody ready? LS, yeup Dave- that doesn't help much I wonder where John is *** Majel is now known as SevMan *** Shield is now known as Erwin I wonder where Gizmo is ? the same person has used about 4 diff handles *** SevMan is now known as Majel AE: come on, it's easy as hell =] just click here, click there, punch enter and kaboom *** Puam is now known as SevMan Majel is Sevman? =) It's a conspiracy, I tell you!! Chop, Thats the handle the e-mail matched in previous messages, thats all I've got to go on Wait, I'm writing that down..... yeah, where is john *** johncook (johncook@ts1208.powerup.com.au) has joined #sevtrek *** DuMdeDuM sets mode: +o johncook Tod, if someone is impersonating you, I can block his ip if u want JOHNNY BOY??!?! WHERE ARRRREEEE YOOUU?? OH! lol Good SEv, JC! There he is ! Hello, John! sorry I'm late (slept in) Hi John! lol! anybody has a preference for a competition??? Hi John speak of the devil, eh? Good Sev, JC Hi JC HI JOHN COOK.......... D'oh! Good Sevities John! Hi...  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 003, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. sevman: I recommend from now on we just judge in the order they're listed on the punchlines page Guy, nah, it's ok, I thinks it's just a bad joke I told you! You nwon't receive a penny, Dum! (i forgot) Okay Actually, I liked Sevutations as a greeting... JC, good idea I like Good Sev! It's easy to type. =)  Now in NOMINATE mode. Maximum nominations per judge: 5. okido, sci-fi it is then, round 3, correct? Sevutations just seems a little...I dunno...not us. Sevutations, eh? Noone seemed to like it when I suggested it on the DB Short and snappy  Now in NOMINATE mode. Maximum nominations per judge: 5.  Now in NOMINATE mode. Maximum nominations per judge: 3. NOMINATE MAIN everybody start nominating now! on sev wars! nominate GUNS NOMINATE SHADES nominate are nominate friend nominate gut nominate BULK nominate IMPROVE nominate shades nominate shades nominate bulk nominate MAIN NOMINATE IMPROVE nominate fm nominate FM nominate MAIN nominate are nominate wedgies nominate bulk nominate chicks nominate improve nominate naked John, 100th strip is really funnny... nominate WEDGIES nominate wedgies nominate FRIEND nominats fm I know, I love it! nominate guns nominate NAKED Thanks ... were you happy with how you came out? nominate bulk nominate are nominate GUNS Well, I don't mind much, it looks ok nominate improve nominate main nominate are nominate naked IF Guy would be happy with the caricature, it would suck as one! nominate fm nominate shades The hair really looks GBA-ish, if it weren't for the hair... nominate GUNS There's a point there nominate fm hehe  SevMan requested the shortlist:  ARE [0%, 4] "Nominated."  BULK [0%, 4] "Nominated."  CHICKS [0%, 1] "Nominated."  FM [0%, 4] "Nominated."  FRIEND [0%, 2] "Nominated."  GUNS [0%, 4] "Nominated."  IMPROVE [0%, 4] "Nominated."  MAIN [0%, 4] "Nominated."  NAKED [0%, 4] "Nominated."  SHADES [0%, 4] "Nominated."  WEDGIES [0%, 2] "Nominated." AE: you're too young - older people are easier to caricature as they have more distinctive features (beards, alien bumps, etc) You chose the funniest picutre though, I liked that lol lol Every one who wants to talk, come to #sevchat now! :) hehehe Especially you, Dum!  Now weeding out all punch lines with less than 3 nominations.  CHICKS now gets status "Cut by Majel."  FRIEND now gets status "Cut by Majel."  WEDGIES now gets status "Cut by Majel." oh well here we go!  Now in ELIMINATE mode. Oh, and John, I really love my pits t-shirt  SevMan requested the shortlist:  ARE [0%, 4] "Nominated."  BULK [0%, 4] "Nominated."  FM [0%, 4] "Nominated."  GUNS [0%, 4] "Nominated."  IMPROVE [0%, 4] "Nominated."  MAIN [0%, 4] "Nominated."  NAKED [0%, 4] "Nominated."  SHADES [0%, 4] "Nominated."  SevMan asks about ARE   "Yeah, and when ARE they gonna get around to putting eyeholes in our helmets" I'm wearing it right now keep keep keep keep keep keep angel - that's one of the few Pits shirts in existence (Wendy and I hand made them) keep cut keep cut keep They're cute cut cut Wow! What do they look like? Chat in sevchat please  ARE has the status: "Keep it!" I think there's a picutre on the site blue: maybe I'll post a piccie online - I'm not sure if there is a picture or not  Well SevMan, since you asked: the current punchline is ARE   "Yeah, and when ARE they gonna get around to putting eyeholes in our helmets" No more graphs? cut  SevMan asks about ARE.  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=======================] Keep = 64 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=============] Cut = 36 % sorry guys I saw it once John, there must be...  SevMan asks about BULK   "Daft Vapour buys in BULK." cut but hard to find :-) keep keep cut cut keep cut cut cut cut neutral cut  SevMan asks about BULK.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [=========] Keep = 25 %  [===] Neutral = 8 %  [========================] Cut = 67 % keep keep sorry, jc, but i'm keeping it movin'  BULK has the status: "It's cut!" SevMan, those votes ARE counted that's good Sevman, keep it up (sorry I'm slow, I'm writing an email at the same time)  SevMan asks about FM   "If you turn just right you can pick up Jazz FM!" cut (i know, erwin) cut keep keep cut keep neutral cut keep cut cut cut cut cut cut  SevMan asks about FM.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 10 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [========] Keep = 21 %  [===] Neutral = 7 %  [==========================] Cut = 71 %  SevMan asks about GUNS   "Same reason we have GUNS that don't shoot straight!" cut that was clear, moving on keep keep cut keep keep cut keep keep keep keep keep keep keep  SevMan asks about GUNS.  ~~ keeps: 11 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [============================] Keep = 79 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [========] Cut = 21 % keep  SevMan asks about IMPROVE   "They're designed to IMPROVE our aim. See?" keep cut keep cut cut cut keep who's the mute? keep cut cut cut neutral not me I'm not a mute don't worry about the mute keep keep cut  SevMan asks about IMPROVE.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [===============] Keep = 43 %  [===] Neutral = 7 %  [==================] Cut = 50 % keep  IMPROVE has the status: "Equal vote." barf =]  SevMan asks about MAIN   "Only MAIN characters are allowed individuality." Sevman forgot to vote??? =) Sevman: cut, neutral, keep! keep keep cut cut cut cut neutral cut keep lol keep cut dont laugh! keep keep keep keep barf....  SevMan asks about MAIN.  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [===================] Keep = 53 %  [===] Neutral = 7 %  [==============] Cut = 40 %  SevMan asks about NAKED   "Yeah! The Wackiee's NAKED and he hasn't even been hit!" cut keep keep cut keep keep keep cut keep cut cut keep cut keep  SevMan asks about NAKED.  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=====================] Keep = 57 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [===============] Cut = 43 %  SevMan asks about SHADES   "And the SHADES make it impossible to aim!" keep neutral cut keep keep keep cut keep cut cut cut keep keep  SevMan asks about SHADES.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [===================] Keep = 54 %  [===] Neutral = 8 %  [==============] Cut = 38 % keep tod en kirk? opps, sorry, too late no p  SevMan requested the shortlist:  ARE [64%, 4] "Keep it!"  GUNS [80%, 4] "Keep it!"  IMPROVE [50%, 4] "Equal vote."  MAIN [53%, 4] "Keep it!"  NAKED [57%, 4] "Keep it!"  SHADES [57%, 4] "Keep it!" Sevman: yeo  Now in FINAL mode. go for it, vote for your favourite vote4 improve vote4 GUNS vote4 GUNS vote4 are vote4 naked vote4 naked vote4 naked vote4 are vote4 are vote4 guns vote4 are vote4 improve vote4 guns vote4 improve vote4 main  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  ARE scored 4 vote(s).  GUNS scored 4 vote(s).  IMPROVE scored 3 vote(s).  MAIN scored 1 vote(s).  NAKED scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 15 Judges present: 15 High/Low: 4/1 oh oh, a pretty spread vote. This is gonna be a tough one.  MAIN now gets status "Cut by SevMan." Let's have a brief discussion period - give GOOD reasons why a certain punchline should get chosen bb, revote (not just VOTE FOR *** - IT'S FUNNY) But John, that's always the only reason why I vote for a certain punchline OK Umm... what to vote fore... in IMPROVE, you actually see the dude pointing to demonstrate the weapon's accuracy =] Me too... Ok, I'm for are.... because...... it tells you something you don't know, and sort of surprises you... All my favorites have been vut Well neither of mine got through to the final so I'm in a huff! :))) vote4 IMPROVE vut... hehehe Erwin: yes, but sometimes explaining why it's funny helps clarify the issue in other's minds vote4 improve i like the point made in naked, it IS true that aliens never wear armor vote4 are  SHADES now gets status "Cut by SevMan."  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  ARE scored 4 vote(s).  GUNS scored 4 vote(s).  IMPROVE scored 4 vote(s).  NAKED scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 15 Judges present: 15 High/Low: 4/0 I believe ARE Shows the reality of that armor. keep trying to convnce me... Triple tie! vote4 naked! NAKED leaves me cold, actually - it's ok but doesn't really do it for me The Dum is right - improve is being demonstrated in the strip - it fits really well Nakes punchline is pretty cool too doesn't address the question I prefer are I think... nake is cool, but doesnt answer the question what was are? all 3 punchlines are being demonstrated in the strip if you think about it neither does guns anwser the question JC: Was that PUN intentional!? come'on guys, convince me thanks Littlestar, and yeah, you actually see the dude really demonstrating it, so....reality-likewise Since when a question has to be answered? JC: what pun? Okay, improve shows that it's actually so bad they don't see it doesn't improve NAKED leaving you COLD? 3 puchlines it the 100th strip I mean Rik: what pun in JT: you have a point (what an idiot - addressing myself) ok, guys, naked is out! Have our brains shrunk? JC: l Yes  NAKED now gets status "Cut by SevMan." :) JC: rofl!! No - my vote for it had not been counted yet!  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  ARE scored 4 vote(s).  GUNS scored 4 vote(s).  IMPROVE scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 12 Judges present: 15 High/Low: 4/0 so, vote! I like ARE but it's long - if it could be shorter, I might go for it... but I can't think of a way to shorten it at all mm. vote4 improve =] do your vote now... Want me to get the Sevqueen? vote4 improve not you! jc, wait one sec Improve ties in really well with the strip vote4 are vote4 guns Please prepare to salute the Sevqueen, people. Arise...... vote4 IMPROVE Guns is good, but just doesn't fit the strip really well vote4 improve but IMPROVE doesn't really make sense - I dunno  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  ARE scored 4 vote(s).  GUNS scored 3 vote(s).  IMPROVE scored 7 vote(s).  Casted votes: 14 Judges present: 15 High/Low: 7/0 it's lame jc, what does wendy say?? improve seems a non sequiter to me I like the "SEE" at the end of IMPROVE haha! the power of persuasion! :) hang on, I'll get the sevqueen... and maybe guns is better also than are... vote4 guns JC!!! If you don't like it, *why did you make it a finalist???* HAAAALLLEELLUUJAA!... I thought you weren't going to do that anymore. rik: I have the opposite reaction - I'm not sure if I do like the see Sevqueen has arrived =] I do like the see late. The Sev Jury has already made a decision it shows how well thay can see Sevqueen has spoken... and? ...she likes IMPROVE! OK yipppeee =] Argh. lol :-( well, that makes things easy I guess the issue has been decided then As Rom would say: Isssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhh!  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 103, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. Heehee now, sev trek, would anyone notice the guys in sevchat??? so what won? IMPROVE won I was to obusy in Sevchat improve won, btw oh, drat I was routing for NAKED did you vote then? If not, you have noone to blame but yourself! :-) uhoh Majel problems Is Majel on Eldar?  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 103, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. yeah majel is on eldar.org Is Puam?  Now in NOMINATE mode. Maximum nominations per judge: 3. yeah puam is on eldar.org *** coolizzy (rcauley@ppp4-10.sj.netmagic.net) has joined #sevtrek ah that's better nominate plz nominate BUTT nominate CONSOLE nominate butt nominate butt nominate butt nominate console nominate console NOMINATE CONSOLE nominate GUEST nominate PARASITE nominate butt nominate parasite nominate pregnant nominate core nominate butt nominate fetal nominate MEMO nominate core nominate fetal nominate temporal nominate parasite nominate PARASITE nominate guest nominate FETAL nominate parasite nominate core nominate TEMPORAL nominate parasite nominate core nominate GUEST nominate parasite nominate life nominate temporal I'm back, my connection got dropped nominate MEMO nominate uniforms nominate UNIFORMS NOMINATE UNIFORMS nominate temporal nominate LIFE nominate console nominate butt nominate memo nominate guest  SevMan requested the shortlist:  BUTT [0%, 7] "Nominated."  CONSOLE [0%, 5] "Nominated."  CORE [0%, 4] "Nominated."  FETAL [0%, 3] "Nominated."  GUEST [0%, 4] "Nominated."  LIFE [0%, 2] "Nominated."  MEMO [0%, 3] "Nominated."  PARASITE [0%, 7] "Nominated."  PREGNANT [0%, 1] "Nominated."  TEMPORAL [0%, 4] "Nominated."  UNIFORMS [0%, 3] "Nominated." *** lizzyc has quit IRC (Ping timeout) *** JonasBashir is now known as DumJonasDeDum my money's on parasite!  Now weeding out all punch lines with less than 3 nominations.  LIFE now gets status "Cut by Majel."  PREGNANT now gets status "Cut by Majel." *** DumJonasDeDum is now known as JonasBashir Mine's on Butt.  SevMan requested the shortlist:  BUTT [0%, 7] "Nominated."  CONSOLE [0%, 5] "Nominated."  CORE [0%, 4] "Nominated."  FETAL [0%, 3] "Nominated."  GUEST [0%, 4] "Nominated."  MEMO [0%, 3] "Nominated."  PARASITE [0%, 7] "Nominated."  TEMPORAL [0%, 4] "Nominated."  UNIFORMS [0%, 3] "Nominated." my money's on Console Your butt? guys, how do I change my name? Ianna: your money is on your butt?? I don't believe that. I wrote practically the same punchline as parasite... I want to be lizzyc again go to commands lol  Now in ELIMINATE mode. coolizzy : /name yournamehere choose change nickname well, mine is on butt as well How did I KNOW that was going to happen? thanks  SevMan asks about BUTT   "Why? Does it make my BUTT look big?" keep keep keep cut cut keep keep cut cut cut cut keep keep keep keep  SevMan asks about BUTT.  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [======================] Keep = 60 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==============] Cut = 40 %  SevMan asks about CONSOLE   "As if you don't know, Mr. "How-About-That-CONSOLE"!" keep keep keep keep keep cut cut *** lizzyc (rcauley@ppp4-10.sj.netmagic.net) has joined #sevtrek cut keep keep keep console, console, console! cut cut are we nominating console? Rien ne va plus... *** SevMan changes topic to 'The Judging of Sev Wide Web Competition(s) number 103 is now in session! For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm.' no eliminating  Well SevMan, since you asked: the current punchline is CONSOLE   "As if you don't know, Mr. "How-About-That-CONSOLE"!" oh now we are!! we were already lizzy, decide plz keep  SevMan asks about CONSOLE.  ~~ keeps: 10 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [========================] Keep = 67 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [============] Cut = 33 %  SevMan asks about CORE   "It's just until I eject my little "warp CORE"." cut cut keep keep keep cut keep cut neutral keep cut cut I like all these punchlines - this strip really lended itself to the competition! cut keep cut jc, i agree, difficult selecting i guess?? JC: lotsa variation, i like that jc, you cutted on butt???  SevMan asks about CORE.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==============] Keep = 38 %  [==] Neutral = 6 %  [====================] Cut = 56 % Yeah, I dunno if I like it or not  SevMan asks about FETAL   "It's a FETAL cloaking device!" Do you people know that in 7 weeks we'll have the 50th session? cut keep keep cut cut cut cut and in four weeks number 47?? cut OO, 50th session, we'll need a new comp for that JC neutral keep thank you, historian Erwin keep cut- if only because fetal should be foetal! :)) cut keep I agree, Chop cut John, I was thinking, maybe you should run the 50th session TOD: Good grief, no! In about 7 weeks, I'll be in Sydney, I think  SevMan asks about FETAL.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 10 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [===========] Keep = 31 %  [==] Neutral = 6 %  [======================] Cut = 62 % Yeah! Then if it wins it should be corrected. Take note, JC! chop: then lose the - right behind the "cut" oh Oh. =( But it's cut, so... Erwin: I suppose - I'll have to relearn Majel then. Sigh  SevMan asks about GUEST   "I'm hiding an unexpected GUEST star." keep keep jc, its not difficult John, that shouldn't be a problem, I'll reteach you cut cut keep neutral keep cut cut keep neutral cut keep cut Guest is very funny for some reason  SevMan asks about GUEST.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=================] Keep = 47 %  [=====] Neutral = 13 %  [==============] Cut = 40 % cut 47????  GUEST has the status: "Keep for now." What about it? don't even go there! hehehe Oh. Heh. =) AE - yeah, I like Guest - it suits Sev Trek's parody sense of humour  SevMan asks about MEMO   "You didn't get the MEMO, did you?" cut cut cut cut cut keep cut keep cut cut keep cut cut keep  SevMan asks about MEMO.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 10 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [============] Keep = 33 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [========================] Cut = 67 % cut  SevMan asks about PARASITE   "I'm hiding a little PARASITE." keep dummie, what are you doing??? keep keep cut neutral neutral keep keep cut keep cut cut keep cut Sevman, what AM i doing? keep  SevMan asks about PARASITE.  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [==================] Keep = 50 %  [====] Neutral = 12 %  [==============] Cut = 38 % you have not voted, that is historical.... i did vote  SevMan asks about TEMPORAL   "It's a nine month TEMPORAL anomaly." not on the last one keep cut cut keep keep cut cut cut well, before the last one keep keep keep SevMan, he did cut keep keep A TEMPORARY anomaly isn't always a TEMPORAL one! yeah i did, just after you called the results never mind i mean BEFORE neutral  SevMan asks about TEMPORAL.  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [==================] Keep = 50 %  [==] Neutral = 6 %  [================] Cut = 44 % this one isn't bad there are better ones  SevMan asks about UNIFORMS   "Sev trek UNIFORMS must change every season... or in my case, every 9 months" cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut keep keep cut keep keep cut keep  SevMan asks about UNIFORMS.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 11 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [===========] Keep = 31 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=========================] Cut = 69 %  SevMan requested the shortlist:  BUTT [60%, 7] "Keep it!"  CONSOLE [67%, 5] "Keep it!"  GUEST [44%, 4] "Keep for now."  PARASITE [50%, 7] "Keep it!"  TEMPORAL [50%, 4] "Keep it!"  Now in FINAL mode. things are going better then last week, when it comes to mutes vote4 guest vote4 console vote4 butt vote4 butt People must be getting used to this vote4 console vote4 TEMPORAL vote4 guest vote4 console vote4 BUTT i think they will, its great vote4 console vote4 console vote4 butt vote4 console vote4 CONSOLE  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  BUTT scored 4 vote(s).  CONSOLE scored 8 vote(s).  GUEST scored 2 vote(s).  TEMPORAL scored 1 vote(s).  Casted votes: 15 Judges present: 16 High/Low: 8/1 vote4 parasite Yeah! Go, console, go! well, console wins - the other votes don't even add up to it YESYESYES yippeee convincing win i think Darn! yes, i think so No way! let's move on, shall we  GUEST now gets status "Cut by SevMan." my second favorite punchline today that wins! wha??  TEMPORAL now gets status "Cut by SevMan."  BUTT now gets status "Cut by SevMan."  SevMan requested the shortlist:  CONSOLE [67%, 5] "Keep it!"  PARASITE [50%, 7] "Keep it!"  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 101, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. sorry guys, wrong button  SevMan requested the shortlist:  BITE [0%, 2] "Nominated."  DANCE [0%, 2] "Nominated."  HEAR [0%, 2] "Nominated."  ICE [0%, 2] "Nominated."  IT [0%, 2] "Nominated."  MONEY [0%, 2] "Nominated."  NOT [0%, 2] "Nominated."  SICK [0%, 2] "Nominated."  TONE [0%, 2] "Nominated." just for the record, my pc is about to crash  Now in ELIMINATE mode. It is?  SevMan asks about BITE   "I swear I'll BITE him if he plays that song again!" sevman: oh oh cut You think THAT buton is wrong: Try the version number button! well that's a cheery thought Sevman! keep keep cut keep cut Sevman: just keep it rolling dude cut keep cut cut "SevMan is a SevHead!" keep cut hehehe keep wrong button sevman =] keep It's funny - I thought this cartoon was a bit lame but the punchliens are quite good... =]]] right button! jc, i agree  SevMan asks about BITE.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [=================] Keep = 47 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [===================] Cut = 53 % I thought the opposite... ...whereas I thought this week's MIR cartoon was better but the punchlines aren't as good. Hmm I agree, quite lame indeed ;-) Err, no offense to everyone JC: sometimes the most simple things can be the beginning of the most difficult things  SevMan asks about DANCE   "I just can't DANCE to this guy!" rik: hey, watch it pal. I can say it but it doesn't mean YOU can! :-) keep John , I had e agood laugh when I read your comment about the mini comp being exciting :-) keep keep cut cut keep cut cut JC: I know, ain't it great! cut cut john- i guess that means you just have to draw badly some more! :) cut cut cut Mini comp? cut  SevMan asks about DANCE.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 11 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==========] Keep = 27 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==========================] Cut = 73 % erwin: maybe I'll do that more often, it might get more interesting chat somewhere else plz chop: well, the way Twist has been going, it's not much of a stretch  SevMan asks about HEAR   "I'm glad snakes can't HEAR. This guy's terrible!" sorry Sevman, we'll move it to Sevchat jc ;-) keep cut cut cut cut cut cut cut keep What mini comp? keep keep  SevMan asks about HEAR.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [============] Keep = 33 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [========================] Cut = 67 % keep snakes can hear can't they? at least detcet pressure variations hang on - if he can't hear, how could he know that he's terrible?  HEAR has the status: "It's cut!" ls: exactly!  SevMan asks about ICE   "Them again? I thought it was the ICE cream truck!" cut cut keep ?? keep keep cut keep LS: that is just what makes it a TWIST! keep cut cut keep cut I don't get this one cut the sound of the ice truck... never heard an icecream car???  SevMan asks about ICE.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [===============] Keep = 43 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=====================] Cut = 57 % this is ok - it's saying the only reason snake charmers work is because the snakes think it's the ice cream truck so they come out of their basket We don't have them here, but I know about them well,, they have bells cut  SevMan asks about IT   "That's IT! I'm buying this loser an accordion!" That's funy. keep cut cut They play music. cut cut cut keep cut cut cu cut here they don't play music lol cut keep cut well, its friesland after all, erwin :)  SevMan asks about IT.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 10 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==========] Keep = 29 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==========================] Cut = 71 % Fryslan = good Friesland: land of dairy Leeuwarden = better  SevMan asks about MONEY   "Yeah, but if you don't come out, people drop MONEY in your basket!" Buenos Aires=best cut keep keep keep cut LEUVEN RULZ keep cut keep cut My home's the bestesterst cut cut keep keep  SevMan asks about MONEY.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Equal vote.".  [==================] Keep = 50 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==================] Cut = 50 % keep * DuMdeDuM unfolds tongue  SevMan asks about NOT   "They can play the tune, but I am NOT gonna Rumba!" * Chop steps over Dums tongue cut (Just when you think the battle os the OSs had stopped...) cut keep cut keep OUCH! vut keep no fighting plz cut even keep keep cut not here plz Hje stepped *over* it keep cut rrik? what does this have to do with OSs?  SevMan asks about NOT.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [===================] Keep = 54 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=================] Cut = 46 %  SevMan asks about SICK   "I am so SICK of that song!!" BB: imagine my pain in that case! keep cut =) OSs or cities: same old arguments cut keep cut keep cut keep cut cut pretty standard line keep keep cut  SevMan asks about SICK.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Equal vote.".  [==================] Keep = 50 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==================] Cut = 50 % You mean there are good cities? 7, 7...where's the 4 ?  SevMan asks about TONE   "He's TONE deaf, I swear it!" cut keep cut keep cut cut cut keep cut cut cut keep hmm heard too many of them now..those tone punchlines keep cut  SevMan asks about TONE.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==============] Keep = 38 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [======================] Cut = 62 %  SevMan requested the shortlist:  MONEY [53%, 2] "Keep it!"  NOT [54%, 2] "Keep it!"  SICK [50%, 2] "Equal vote."  Now in FINAL mode. vote4 money vote4 money vote4 not vote4 money vote4 MONEY vote4 money vote4 not vote4 money vote4 sick vote4 sick vote4 money vote4 not vote4 not vote4 not  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  MONEY scored 7 vote(s).  NOT scored 5 vote(s).  SICK scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 15 Judges present: 16 High/Low: 7/0 I would cut SICK and have those voters revote  SICK now gets status "Cut by SevMan." dang! what FOR? hmmmm.... John, that's funny, Puam and I just decided to do so littlestar, you cant have 3 punchlines in one text balloon.... :) vote4 not vote4 not Erwin: sev minds think alike no jc, its sevspace  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  MONEY scored 7 vote(s).  NOT scored 6 vote(s).  Casted votes: 13 Judges present: 16 High/Low: 7/0 vote4 money mm, difficult John, what are you trying to imply? close one erwin: never mind (I realised you know what sev means) :-) "jc, erwin and puam are SevHeads" vote4 money Sevqueen?  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  MONEY scored 7 vote(s).  NOT scored 6 vote(s).  Casted votes: 13 Judges present: 16 High/Low: 7/0 I'll get her... I thought Lee was the SevHead yeah, could the SICK's revote?? ah yes, Lee without the last name Yeah =) Argh! Sevilian competition flashbacks! the horror! Sorry =) although I have an idea about what the last name could be Me neither Sevqueen goes for NOT  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  MONEY scored 7 vote(s).  NOT scored 6 vote(s).  Casted votes: 13 Judges present: 16 High/Low: 7/0 neither? I said I HAVE NOT it is then I think thats difficult john, not is one below money, and three people have to vote *** TOD is now known as Iceman vote4 money true, who hasn't voted here? vote4 not get your 3 votes and we'll see HEY EVERYBODY REVOTE!! vote4 MONEY come on people revote! It's getting late vote4 money 12,12 PLEASE VOTE, PLEASE VOTE  0,12 PLEASE VOTE, PLEASE VOTE12,12 1,1  12,12 PLEASE VOTE, PLEASE VOTE12,12 1,1  0,0 1,1 PLEASE VOTE, PLEASE VOTE  vote4 not vote4 not vote4 not vote4 not vote4 money vote4 money vote4 money vote4 not  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  MONEY scored 7 vote(s).  NOT scored 8 vote(s).  Casted votes: 15 Judges present: 16 High/Low: 8/0 vote4 money  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  MONEY scored 7 vote(s).  NOT scored 8 vote(s).  Casted votes: 15 Judges present: 16 High/Low: 8/0 voila, not won hmm, I wonder if the swing to NOT is due to Sevqueen influence :-) although... who's the mute??? ok let's leave it there? sev: it doesn't matter  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 111, please stand by.  Retrieval complete.  Now in NOMINATE mode. Maximum nominations per judge: 5.  SevMan requested the shortlist:  CHEAPER [0%, 1] "Nominated."  DOG [0%, 1] "Nominated."  DUMP [0%, 1] "Nominated."  FIX [0%, 1] "Nominated."  LITTERING [0%, 1] "Nominated."  LIVE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  ROACHES [0%, 1] "Nominated."  TORCH [0%, 1] "Nominated." Sorry, I'v gotta go bye  Now in ELIMINATE mode. *** rrik has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) bye rik Bye, rrik!  SevMan asks about CHEAPER   "We figure it'd be CHEAPER than cleaning the place." bye keep my brother was on the computer for a little while, and forgot what won for Sev Trek. What won? keep keep keep console neutral Temporal keep keep Oops. keep keep keep thanks Right, got them mixed up =) keep jc, i want to say one thing: every time i look at pits, i like it more and more! keep bb: power of positive thought? SEVMAN: AGREEED!! Sevman, me too keep =)  SevMan asks about CHEAPER.  ~~ keeps: 13 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=================================] Keep = 93 %  [===] Neutral = 7 %  [] Cut = 0 % Me too (winner?)  SevMan asks about DOG   "Yes. I walk my DOG through this park, you know." hehehe hmm cut senseless just keep going :-) cut cut cut keep cut cut cut keep cut keep keep  SevMan asks about DOG.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [===============] Keep = 42 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=====================] Cut = 58 %  SevMan asks about DUMP   "Only you guys would pay to live in that DUMP." cut keep keep cut keep cut neutral cut cut cut kep keep cut (stupid keyboard) keep keep keep  SevMan asks about DUMP.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [==================] Keep = 50 %  [===] Neutral = 7 %  [===============] Cut = 43 % don't blame the keyboard, it's human failure! =]  SevMan asks about FIX   "Anyone else would make us FIX the place!" cut *** Iceman is now known as TOD keep keep cut keep keep keep keep keep keep they're all good!! cut keep I know...  SevMan asks about FIX.  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=========================] Keep = 69 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [===========] Cut = 31 %  SevMan asks about LITTERING   "If you stay here, I might be charged with LITTERING." cut keep keep cut cut keep cut keep cut keep cut  SevMan asks about LITTERING.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [================] Keep = 45 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====================] Cut = 55 % oops, too fast Well, voting one by one as posted on the finalists page is very logical, and much easier dum: I agree  SevMan asks about LIVE   "Noone else was willing to LIVE there." cut keep cut cut cut keep keep keep dum: agree cut  SevMan asks about LIVE.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==============] Keep = 40 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [======================] Cut = 60 % keep MUTES: get out! oops. keep oops too  LIVE has the status: "Equal vote." keep sorry majel stil counts after the tally!  SevMan asks about ROACHES   "It's the only way we can get the ROACHES out" keep keep cut keep keep cut cut cut keep cut keep keep  SevMan asks about ROACHES.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [===================] Keep = 54 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=================] Cut = 46 %  SevMan asks about TORCH   "It's either that or TORCH the place." *** JonasBashir has quit IRC (Ping timeout) although i like this one...it seems to me they're bringing the roaches IN keep keep keep JB?? keep DdD: good point keep keep cut keep cut keep  SevMan asks about TORCH.  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [==========================] Keep = 73 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==========] Cut = 27 % keep  SevMan requested the shortlist:  CHEAPER [93%, 1] "Keep it!"  DUMP [50%, 1] "Keep it!"  FIX [69%, 1] "Keep it!"  LIVE [54%, 1] "Keep it!"  ROACHES [54%, 1] "Keep it!"  TORCH [75%, 1] "Keep it!" You serious? Roaches won't stay with THEM i kinda wanted to say when dum said Erwin: i was saying, they ARE the roaches (or worse) =] funny, in one window erwin is aBOVE the shortlist and in the other one under it  Now in FINAL mode. but then i relaied what erwin said but then again, i think the roaches like them vote4 dump vote4 torch vote4 torch *** Gizmo (emily@dialups-262.fairbanks.ptialaska.net) has joined #sevtrek vote4 CHEAPER Gizmo! vote4 cheaper vote4 cheaper GHell Gixmo vote4 torch vote4 dump vote4 torch good Sevities Gizmo what's going on? I was just wondering where you were! =) hi Gizmo final mode, pits! Hi, Gizmo! (Just got home from school) Hi Gizmo!! vote4 torch  SevMan requested the shortlist:  CHEAPER [93%, 1] "Keep it!"  DUMP [50%, 1] "Keep it!"  FIX [69%, 1] "Keep it!"  LIVE [54%, 1] "Keep it!"  ROACHES [54%, 1] "Keep it!"  TORCH [75%, 1] "Keep it!" Guy!!! Bye everyone... Hey, Giz! You had school today? *** JTKirk (root@161.132.58.121) has left #sevtrek vote4 cheaper  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  CHEAPER scored 4 vote(s).  DUMP scored 3 vote(s).  TORCH scored 5 vote(s).  Casted votes: 12 Judges present: 14 High/Low: 5/0 Yes, why wouldn't I?  DUMP now gets status "Cut by SevMan." (i liked dump) ok cheaper, cheaper, cheaper =] vote4 cheaper Lincoln's birthday. You are in the US, right? here you are DdD vote4 TORCH Sevman: why, did it remind you of something in your vicinity? (no offense =) Yes, I'm in Alaska. vote4 cheaper vote4 cheaper thanks Sevman =]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  CHEAPER scored 7 vote(s).  TORCH scored 6 vote(s).  Casted votes: 13 Judges present: 14 High/Low: 7/0 close one again what is it today? who's muting?? I didn't get off from school either, but I got half a day. vote4 cheaper lizzy i guess vote4 cheaper half a day so you could watch the senate vote? :) jc, i think its cheaper? what does our queen say?  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  CHEAPER scored 8 vote(s).  TORCH scored 5 vote(s).  Casted votes: 13 Judges present: 14 High/Low: 8/0 SEV-QUEEN,SEV-QUEEN,SEV-QUEEN! ok, cheaper won no sevqueen wowoho YIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA what a change I dunno if we need to ask the Sevqueen - 8 vs 5 seems fairly definite your punch?? JC: yes NOW it does =] (she's watching TV and gets grumpy when I interrupt her) jc, just a moment ago it wasnt i agree, john tv, in the MORNING??? Ok, well, we're done then! Dum? although torch might be a bit better dedum... Don't interrupt her! jc, shut majel off?? Woohoo, 80 minutes - not a bad judging session (and it started late so well done Sevman) dum Sev: yes, please, and send me the transcript thx jc i did my best  Now in OFF mode. *** No groups needed to be changed  Now in OFF mode.  ===== The voting is now over! ===== Session Close: Sat Feb 13 01:24:51 1999