Session Start: Sat Mar 06 00:01:35 1999
* Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log'
<USS_ferryboat> i'm here
<littlestar> Hi, Majel!
<NovaFlash> Ah there she is
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 006, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  ===== The TallyBot (v 2.3.095A) is alive!. =====
* NG|Away is back. Gone: 1m 29s
*** NG|Away is now known as NintendoGuru
*** Majel changes topic to 'The Judging of Sev Wide Web Competition(s) number 006 is now in session! For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm.'
<littlestar> There's a lot of people missing...
<NovaFlash> Good Sev Transcript readers
<SevMan> Before we start
<USS_ferryboat> good §ev everyone
<SevMan> There's something I want to say
<USS_ferryboat> ok
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<SevMan> Ususally I only do the nominating round when there are 10 or more punchlines
<littlestar> Hi, Ianna!
<T_L_E> Hey, where you been?
<SevMan> this generally leads to only nominating with scifi and trek
<T_L_E> Good §ev too!
<NovaFlash> I agree, Sevman (on what you are about to type)
<SevMan> but now all comps have less than 10
<SevMan> So what should we do?
<johncook> no nominating
<littlestar> same here! Straight to elimination?
<Ianna> GS everybody
<SevMan> ok
<USS_ferryboat> ok with me to skip it
<johncook> one other thing...
<SevMan> no nominating it is
<SevMan> yes?
<johncook> ...I have to leave halfway through the session (25 mins from now)
<johncook> ...sorry dudes!
<JonasBashir> I'm technically back.
<NovaFlash> snif
<USS_ferryboat> that's ok
<USS_ferryboat> we'll miss you
<JonasBashir> oooh, JC. That's bad
<NovaFlash> John: do you know who I am? =]
<SevMan> time to start
<littlestar> you're excused, John
<littlestar> This time....
<littlestar> :)
<SevMan> from now on chatting in #sevchat
<JonasBashir> Don't tell him, NF
<johncook> nova: I thought you were Erwin but obviously not... Johan?
<NovaFlash> Yippeee!!
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BLEEP [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FAULT [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  KNOW [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NOT [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SING [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SUBTITLES [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TRASH [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WOP [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  YOUR [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<NovaFlash> You won a prize =] Enterfora prize =]
<Majel>  SevMan asks about BLEEP 
<Majel>  "What the *BLEEP* are you bleeping about?"
<JonasBashir> He's good...
<NovaFlash> That's correct John
<Chopssages> cut
<JonasBashir> (well, not really =)
<NintendoGuru> cut
<littlestar> keep
<JonasBashir> keep
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<SevMan> cut
<T_L_E> cut
<Holgenius> keep
<johncook> cut
<Chopssages> yawn.. really predictable
<NovaFlash> keep
<Ianna> keep
<Majel>  SevMan asks about BLEEP.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [================] Keep = 45 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====================] Cut = 55 %
<Majel>  SevMan asks about FAULT 
<Majel>  "No, it was definitely not my bleeping FAULT."
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<johncook> keep
<littlestar> keep
<Holgenius> cut
<SevMan> cut
<Chopssages> cut
<NovaFlash> cut
<T_L_E> cut
<JonasBashir> keep
<Ianna> keep
<Majel>  SevMan asks about FAULT.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=============] Keep = 36 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=======================] Cut = 64 %
<Majel>  SevMan asks about KNOW 
<Majel>  "Aytee, you don't KNOW diddley!"
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<littlestar> cut
<Ianna> does anyone remember squigly the wonder rat?
<T_L_E> cut
<SevMan> keep
<Holgenius> cut
<Chopssages> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<johncook> keep
<littlestar> Yeah - who could forget a name like that!
<USS_ferryboat> yes
<Majel>  SevMan asks about KNOW.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [============] Keep = 33 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [========================] Cut = 67 %
<Majel>  SevMan asks about NOT 
<Majel>  "No, I am NOT fully functional!"
<JonasBashir> keep
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Ianna> keep
<littlestar> keep
<Chopssages> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<johncook> cut
<SevMan> keep
<T_L_E> keep
<Holgenius> keep
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<NovaFlash> Yo blueberry!
<T_L_E> Good §ev!
<Majel>  Well SevMan, since you asked: the current punchline is NOT 
<Majel>  "No, I am NOT fully functional!"
<NintendoGuru> good sev you two
<littlestar> Hi, BB and Arbru!
<NovaFlash> keep
<johncook> typical trekkies keeping this one. But Star Wars fans probably won't know what it means :-)
<Arbru> Hello everybody :)
<T_L_E> Good §ev!
<Ianna> squigly the wonder rat is here with me!
<littlestar> yeah - I agree, John...too much of a Trek in -joke...
<Blueberrie> cut
<NintendoGuru> johncook: still, it's hilarious ;)
<NovaFlash> Oh nice, ianna, pleace check #SevChat
<Majel>  SevMan asks about NOT.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 10 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [==============================] Keep = 83 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [======] Cut = 17 %
<littlestar> Hi, Squiggle!
<Majel>  SevMan asks about SING 
<Majel>  "No I do not want to SING along."
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Chopssages> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<SevMan> keep
<Arbru> keep
<Ianna> keep
<littlestar> cut
<T_L_E> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<Holgenius> cut
<johncook> cut
<JonasBashir> cut
<Majel>  SevMan asks about SING.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===================] Keep = 54 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=================] Cut = 46 %
<Majel>  SevMan asks about SUBTITLES 
<Majel>  "Well, it's not my fault that they don't use SUBTITLES."
<NintendoGuru> cut
<johncook> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<T_L_E> cut
<Holgenius> keep
<Ianna> keep
<Chopssages> like this one
<NovaFlash> keep
<Chopssages> keep
<littlestar> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<SevMan> keep
<JonasBashir> neutral
<Arbru> cut
<Majel>  SevMan asks about SUBTITLES.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===================] Keep = 54 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 8 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 38 %
<Majel>  SevMan asks about TRASH 
<Majel>  "No, I don't think the TRASH can liked you"
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Ianna> keep
<SevMan> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Chopssages> keep
<Holgenius> keep
<Arbru> keep
<johncook> cut
<T_L_E> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<littlestar> keep
<littlestar> cut
<JonasBashir> cut
<JonasBashir> keep
<JonasBashir> bah
<Majel>  SevMan asks about TRASH.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===========================] Keep = 75 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=========] Cut = 25 %
<Majel>  SevMan asks about WOP 
<Majel>  "And a WOP Bam Boom!"
<T_L_E> cut
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<SevMan> keep
<NintendoGuru> neutral
<NovaFlash> neutral
<Holgenius> keep
<Arbru> neutral
<littlestar> cut
<johncook> cut
<Ianna> cut
<SevMan> Just imagine this happening :-)
<JonasBashir> cut
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<T_L_E> Good §ev
<Majel>  SevMan asks about WOP.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 3 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [======] Keep = 18 %
<Majel>  [==========] Neutral = 27 %
<Majel>  [====================] Cut = 55 %
<NovaFlash> Yo Til, Join #SevChat
<Majel>  SevMan asks about YOUR 
<Majel>  "Oh yeah? Well, YOUR mother was a garbage can!"
<littlestar> Hi, Til!
<NintendoGuru> keep
*** Quits: Blueberrie (Connection reset by peer)
<JonasBashir> keep
<johncook> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Holgenius> keep
<SevMan> cut
<T_L_E> keep
<Ianna> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<NovaFlash> no wait
<NovaFlash> cuty
<NovaFlash> ehm
<NovaFlash> cut
<Arbru> keep
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<T_L_E> welcome back!
<littlestar> cut
<littlestar> no
<littlestar> keep
<TIL> keep
<Chopssages> cut
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*** NovaFlash sets mode: +o Puam
<Majel>  SevMan asks about YOUR.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 10 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [============================] Keep = 77 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [========] Cut = 23 %
<T_L_E> GOOD §EV!!
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  NOT [83%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SING [54%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SUBTITLES [54%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  TRASH [75%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  YOUR [77%, 1] "Keep it!"
<NovaFlash> Yo Puam
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<littlestar> Hi, Puam!
<Puam> hmm, erwin is sevman again?
<SevMan> yep
<Puam> hi, just passing by to say hello, 'cos i gotta leave for mij bed
<USS_ferryboat> vote4 not
<NovaFlash> hehe
<SevMan> vote4 subtitles
<Blueberrie> vote4 TRASH
<NovaFlash> yij bed? =]
<NintendoGuru> vote4 not
<NovaFlash> vote4 trash
<Ianna> vote4 not
<Chopssages> cut
<JonasBashir> vote4 not
<Holgenius> vote4 trash
<Puam> ok, guys, think i'll lend my vote to smone...
<Arbru> vote4 trash
<T_L_E> vote4 trash
<JonasBashir> Not "cut"!
<johncook> vote4 trash
<littlestar> vote4 trash
<littlestar> I think...argh!
<Chopssages> sorry- getting confused with sevchat tiled as well
<Chopssages> vote4 subtitles
<NovaFlash> Puam : TRASH TRASH TRASH! =]
<Puam> vote4 trash
<SevMan> ha I have 4 windows open
<NovaFlash> TRASH THEM! =]
<Puam> yeah, sevman, i remember the freaking scenes when i'm sevman...
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  NOT scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  SUBTITLES scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  TRASH scored 8 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 14 Judges present: 15 High/Low: 8/0
<NovaFlash> and a mirc over here and a mirc over there and a chatbox over here and a chatbox over there...that's like being Sevman =]
<SevMan> well, that's clear
<Majel> "The winner is TRASH"
<NovaFlash> yooo
<Chopssages> yeah i can live with that
<NovaFlash> Coolio
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<TOD> Hi all
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<Blueberrie> Good Sev, TOD
<NintendoGuru> I still would have liked seeing NOT in there ;)
<TOD> soryy I'm a bit late
<SevMan> Moving on with Sev Trek, again no nominating
<littlestar> Fault was better...
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<TOD> where are we up to?
<SevMan> TLE no clones
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<littlestar> Hi, Dave!
<T_L_E> Oops I didn't mean to sorry!
<Chopssages> hi dave
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 106, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<TOD> Hi ls
<littlestar> Happa Sev to you too, Puam!
<johncook> ls: fault was good - maybe a little rude, I wasn't sure
<T_L_E> Hey Dave
<TOD> Hi Chop
<NintendoGuru> This should be an interesting round :)
<Blueberrie> Oh, Puam's doing that too?
<TOD> Hey, TLE
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ARE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BUG [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DESIGNERS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  END [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FAILSAFE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FEATURE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FUTILE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  PLOT [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<T_L_E> yep?
<Chopssages> You arrived in time for Sev trek
<Majel>  Now in NOMINATE mode. Maximum nominations per judge: 5.
<NovaFlash> Chat in #Sevchat, please
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Majel>  SevMan asks about ARE 
<Majel>  "Why ARE the safety protocols optional?"
<JonasBashir> cut
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Chopssages> cut
<littlestar> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<TOD> cut
<T_L_E> cut
<SevMan> cut
<Holgenius> keep
<Ianna> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<Arbru> cut
<Majel>  SevMan asks about ARE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 10 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [========] Keep = 23 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [============================] Cut = 77 %
<littlestar> keep
<Majel>  SevMan asks about BUG 
<Majel>  "We really need to do something about this y2.5k BUG"
<Holgenius> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Chopssages> cut
<littlestar> cut
<T_L_E> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<Arbru> keep
<SevMan> btw, John, I'm sure you used Rapunzel in the comp before
<Ianna> keep
<SevMan> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<JonasBashir> keep
<Blueberrie> He did. I rmember
<TOD> keep
<USS_ferryboat> I remember too
<littlestar> I couldn't find it...but I'm sure you're right...
<Blueberrie> I also remember. =)
<USS_ferryboat> me too
<SevMan> don't continue that
<Majel>  SevMan asks about BUG.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 10 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [============================] Keep = 77 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [========] Cut = 23 %
<TOD> I've seen it before, but the good thing about the rehased twists, their now in colour
<johncook> sev: I honestly can't remember rehasing the Rapunzel cartoon otherwise I never wouldhave used it again
<Majel>  SevMan asks about DESIGNERS 
<Majel>  "The DESIGNERS thought "failsafe" meant "fails to be safe"!"
<USS_ferryboat> :)
<johncook> Are you sure you're not just thinking about me using it on the Twist page
<USS_ferryboat> that's ok
<johncook> keep
<Ianna> keep
<NintendoGuru> keep
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<Blueberrie> keep
<TOD> cut
<USS_ferryboat> nope
<NovaFlash> keep
<JonasBashir> cut
<NovaFlash> keepk
<NovaFlash> keep
<Blueberrie> Positive.
<Holgenius> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<Chopssages> keep
<littlestar> keep
<SevMan> No I remember judging it
<SevMan> keep
<NovaFlash> keep (just to make sure this one is kept)
<T_L_E> keep
<Majel>  SevMan asks about DESIGNERS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 10 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [============================] Keep = 77 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [========] Cut = 23 %
<NovaFlash> oow goody =]
<Majel>  SevMan asks about END 
<Majel>  "Computer! END carnage!"
<NintendoGuru> keep
<JonasBashir> cut
<johncook> cut
<NovaFlash> neutral
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<littlestar> cut
<Ianna> cut
<T_L_E> keep
<Chopssages> cut
<SevMan> keep
<Holgenius> keep
<TOD> keep
<Arbru> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<Majel>  SevMan asks about END.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===============] Keep = 43 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 7 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<NovaFlash> cut
<NintendoGuru> close one
<Majel>  SevMan asks about FAILSAFE 
<Majel>  "Looks like the FAILSAFE protocols failed again."
<Blueberrie> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<SevMan> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Ianna> cut
<Holgenius> cut
<Chopssages> keep
<littlestar> cut
<TOD> keep
<T_L_E> cut
<johncook> keep
<NintendoGuru> neutral
<littlestar> no Ensign punchlines, John?
<Arbru> cut
<johncook> ls: nah, I thought the punchline should be about the hollowdeck, not the dead ensigns
<T_L_E> yeah!
<JonasBashir> keep
<Majel>  SevMan asks about FAILSAFE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 7 %
<Majel>  [===============] Cut = 43 %
<SevMan> makes sense
<T_L_E> ensigns are a trademark of malfunctions!
<Majel>  SevMan asks about FEATURE 
<Majel>  "It's not a malfunction, it's a FEATURE!"
<littlestar> hmmm...okay...I suppose that's a logical point...
<USS_ferryboat> keep'
<littlestar> cut
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<SevMan> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Holgenius> cut
<Arbru> keep
<TOD> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<johncook> cut
<Blueberrie> keep
<T_L_E> cut
<Chopssages> keep- my favourite
<NovaFlash> Oh, purely microsoft =]
<Ianna> keeo
<Ianna> keep
* TIL is trying to understand the voting system.
<JonasBashir> keep
<NovaFlash> Saucage: + agreed
<TIL> Its my first time here.
<Majel>  SevMan asks about FEATURE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<Blueberrie> Ah...
<littlestar> Need a hand, Til?
<Majel>  SevMan asks about FUTILE 
<Majel>  "Maintenance is FUTILE."
* littlestar detatches her arm and offers it to Til
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<NintendoGuru> keep
<SevMan> cut
<littlestar> keep
<Ianna> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<Chopssages> cut- i like borg references but this one is really forced
<JonasBashir> keep
<Arbru> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<T_L_E> keep
<johncook> keep
<Holgenius> cut
<SevMan> Chop, exactly
<NovaFlash> Curious
<NovaFlash> Only 4 OPS present
<SevMan> where's Guy?
<Chopssages> op me then?
<littlestar> yeah - I noticed...
<Majel>  SevMan asks about FUTILE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 10 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [============================] Keep = 77 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [========] Cut = 23 %
<NovaFlash> I miss guy..
<TIL> ewww,
<NovaFlash> location of guy unknown
<littlestar> it's strange here...
<Chopssages> the army probably have a filed training
<Majel>  SevMan asks about PLOT 
<Majel>  "I'd ban it if it wasn't such a great PLOT device!"
<NovaFlash> not in a ga-zillion years chopssages =] well..perhaps later
<Chopssages> sorry FIELD training! :)
<Ianna> keep
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<NovaFlash> this punchline is nice
<NovaFlash> keep
<SevMan> keep
<Chopssages> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Holgenius> keep
<TOD> keep
<johncook> keep
<littlestar> keep
<Arbru> cut
<Blueberrie> keep
<Ianna> say thytj 
<T_L_E> cut
<Ianna> That was Squigly
<TIL> keep
<JonasBashir> cut
<Majel>  SevMan asks about PLOT.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 60 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 40 %
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BUG [77%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  DESIGNERS [77%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  FAILSAFE [50%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  FEATURE [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  FUTILE [77%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  PLOT [60%, 1] "Keep it!"
<littlestar> it was a mistake, too :)
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<SevMan> vote4 failsafe
<NintendoGuru> vote4 futile
<USS_ferryboat> vote4 feature
<Chopssages> vote4 failsafe
<Arbru> vote4 feature
<Blueberrie> vote4 bug
<NovaFlash> vote4 failsafe
<Holgenius> vote4 bug
<Ianna> vote4 feature
<TOD> vote4 plot
<JonasBashir> vote4 failsafe
<NovaFlash> Failsafe is such a good interpretation =]
<johncook> vote4 plot
<TIL> vote4 feature
<Chopssages> the phrasing of failsafe really works for me
<JonasBashir> Yeah, but I don't know if it is so funny.
<NovaFlash> Twisting words is what I like... 
<NintendoGuru> I like DESIGNERS better than FAILSAFE
<SevMan> Nova, don't I know it
<NovaFlash> =]
<T_L_E> vote4failsafe
<SevMan> Then again, I always twist your words
<littlestar> vote4 plot
<NovaFlash> MevSan =]
<littlestar> I think
<JonasBashir> I'm debating myself between FAILSAFE and BUG
<Ianna> Squigly: I agree, NintendoGuru
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BUG scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  FAILSAFE scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  FEATURE scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  FUTILE scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  PLOT scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 14 Judges present: 15 High/Low: 4/1
<NovaFlash> futile is a futile attempt to make a futile punchline
<Chopssages> a decisive result :/
<Majel>  FUTILE now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<JonasBashir> vote4 bug
<Majel>  BUG now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<JonasBashir> THIS will add action to this
<Majel>  DESIGNERS now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<NintendoGuru> hmph
<NovaFlash> TIL, stop doing that please
<johncook> nova: If I hadn'tused a futile punchline before, maybe - but I guess it has been done before
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  FAILSAFE [50%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  FEATURE [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  PLOT [60%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Blueberrie> Aww....
<littlestar> futile is clever, but it could be used anywhere!
<NintendoGuru> vote4 failsafe
<JonasBashir> what? Now every punchline has 3 votes, and you cut it??????
<Blueberrie> vote4 feature
<johncook> I'd choose FAILSAFE or PLOT over FEATURE (which is too Microsofty)
<SevMan> those who didn't vote for one of these, vote again
<NintendoGuru> vote4 failsafe
<JonasBashir> vote4 failsafe
<NovaFlash> vote4 failsafe
<Chopssages> vote4 failsafe
<littlestar> vote4 plot
<NovaFlash> SDPV in action
<NovaFlash> (Sequential Duplicate Punchline Voting)
<SevMan> JB, I started cutting after I saw the tally. I can't keep track while I'm cutting
<Arbru> Hummmm.
<TIL> vote3 failsafe
<T_L_E> vote4failsafe
<TIL> vote4 failsafe
<littlestar> yeah - feature is really a bit of an in joke here...
<NintendoGuru> looks like it's decided
* TIL goes DOH!!
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  FAILSAFE scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  FEATURE scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  PLOT scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 13 Judges present: 15 High/Low: 6/0
<NintendoGuru> lol
<littlestar> :)
<johncook> Anyway, I gotta go dudes! Happy judging! Pick me some funny punchlines, okay? :-)
<SevMan> Do we go with FAILSAFE or should I cut PLOT first?
<TOD> bye JC, good sev
<Chopssages> bye JC
<NovaFlash> G'day John
<johncook> sevman: I'll leave it in your capable hands :-)
<Arbru> Bue JC.
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<littlestar> Bye, John!
<Ianna> Bye JC
<SevMan> Bye John
<Ianna> dang.
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<littlestar> oh cruddles :(
<SevMan> I say we keep failsafe. Any objections?
<JonasBashir> Don't bye John, he's already gone!
<NintendoGuru> nope
<SevMan> ok then
<JonasBashir> No ob
<littlestar> Plot is better than feature - it says so much more!
<Ianna> I was typing as he left.
<JonasBashir> jec
<JonasBashir> tions
<JonasBashir> ha
<Majel> "The winner is FAILSAFE"
<littlestar> It implies that all the people on Voyager are so bored, that they'd kill people!
<NovaFlash> cool
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<littlestar> ARGH!
<SevMan> continuing with TWIST
<Arbru> Back from the dead.
<TIL> wtg
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 104, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<NintendoGuru> littlestar: In that case, we would have had ensign punchlines
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  DANGERS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  MIR [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  MOON [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  PROBE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ROCKY [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SCREAM [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SOFT [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<NovaFlash> Twist it
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
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<Majel>  SevMan asks about DANGERS 
<Majel>  "The DANGERS of astronomy"
<Arbru> Twist and Shout :)
<NintendoGuru> cut
<littlestar> yeah...I guess...
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<littlestar> keep
<SevMan> cut
<Ianna> we've gotta go.
<Arbru> cut
<littlestar> no!
<littlestar> cut
<Chopssages> keep ... please
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<NovaFlash> bye Ianna, Squigly
<T_L_E> hey
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<NovaFlash> keep
<NovaFlash> Yo tomservo
<NintendoGuru> And I read (and submitted) stuff a lot funnier than PLOT ;)
<SevMan> Hi M@
<_TomServo_> Ha-hey!
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<JonasBashir> cut
<littlestar> Hi, TomServo!
<JonasBashir> That's not astronomy...
<JonasBashir> (I'm such a purist sometimes)
<NintendoGuru> hehe
<Arbru> Astrophysics??
<Chopssages> actually Jb i meant it as the alien looking up and getting hit
<Majel>  SevMan asks about DANGERS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==============] Keep = 38 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [======================] Cut = 62 %
<SevMan> 5 mutes?
<SevMan> that's too many
<Chopssages> ah well, another line gone
<TIL> ive submitted a coupla punchlines.
<TOD> whoppsie
<TOD> missed it
<TOD> sorry
<Majel>  Well SevMan, since you asked: the current punchline is DANGERS 
<Majel>  "The DANGERS of astronomy"
<littlestar> :)
<_TomServo_> Okay, which comp are we doing?
<JonasBashir> hmmm... dunno
<littlestar> Twist
<SevMan> Twist
<TOD> keep
<NovaFlash> --==TWiST==--
<TIL> keep
<_TomServo_> Did we already do ST?
<NintendoGuru> yup
<TOD> yeup
<USS_ferryboat> yes
<SevMan> I suddenly realize I haven't see Rik online in weeks
<_TomServo_> How about SciFi?
<Arbru> #%^&(*(*&%&$ ... and that's it.
<TOD> that too
<NintendoGuru> but of course
*** NovaFlash is now known as Dumissary
<SevMan> M@ we did SciFi and Trek
<_TomServo_> Well poo.
*** Dumissary is now known as NovaFlash
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<NintendoGuru> heh
<Majel>  SevMan asks about DANGERS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<Majel>  SevMan asks about MIR 
<Majel>  "From the species who brought you MIR..."
<littlestar> keep
<SevMan> keep
<NintendoGuru> keep
<TOD> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Arbru> keep
<JonasBashir> keep
<JonasBashir> this one is the best
<SevMan> I think so too
<NovaFlash> keep
<Chopssages> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<Chopssages> clever one this
<NintendoGuru> It's good, but I like some others better
<USS_ferryboat> me too
<Arbru> AND THE WINNER IS.........
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Majel>  SevMan asks about MIR.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=============================] Keep = 80 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=======] Cut = 20 %
<JonasBashir> I see NG
* T_L_E is leaving #sevtrek...
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<NovaFlash> I see Sev
<Majel>  SevMan asks about MOON 
<Majel>  "The tragedy brought back memoties of when the Apollo 11 lunar module killed the man in the MOON."
<Chopssages> cut
<Arbru> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<NovaFlash> cut
<SevMan> cut
<littlestar> keep
<SevMan> this is the worst? :-)
<Blueberrie> keep
<SevMan> hmm
<NintendoGuru> too long
<SevMan> maybe not
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Arbru> Don't say that in public!
<Blueberrie> Oh, yeah...
<TOD> keep
<JonasBashir> keep
<Majel>  SevMan asks about MOON.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<SevMan> Is someone here not voting anymore?
<Majel>  SevMan asks about PROBE 
<Majel>  "The Mars PROBE finds no sign of life."
<Arbru> a QUESTION: Does anybodu knows a good satellite search software? And FREE :))
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<NintendoGuru> keep
<SevMan> keep
<Arbru> neutral
<NovaFlash> keep
<littlestar> keep
<SevMan> that should be asked in #sevchat
<Chopssages> cut
<Arbru> Ok!
<Blueberrie> keep
<NintendoGuru> now please vote :)
<JonasBashir> cut
<TOD> keep
<JonasBashir> keep
<Majel>  SevMan asks about PROBE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=============================] Keep = 80 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 10 %
<Majel>  [====] Cut = 10 %
<Majel>  SevMan asks about ROCKY 
<Majel>  "Earth-Mars relations get off to a ROCKY start."
<littlestar> cut
<Chopssages> cut
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<SevMan> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<TOD> keep
<Arbru> keep
<NintendoGuru> I like this one
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<SevMan> ah, so that's why you vote keep. :-)
<JonasBashir> cut
<NintendoGuru> :P
<Arbru> SevMan, I'm alone on SevChat. It's cold here, and I could not see the light....
<NovaFlash> um
<SevMan> alone?
<NovaFlash> arbru
<NovaFlash> join #SevChat
<SevMan> are you sure you typed it right?
<Majel>  SevMan asks about ROCKY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 60 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 40 %
<Chopssages> arbru it's sevchat not SevChat
<TOD> "#sevchat"
<TIL> keep
<Arbru> Forget it. Delete the log. I have never spoke that.
<NovaFlash> capitals are irrelevan
<NovaFlash> t
<SevMan> Chop, it's not case sensitive
<littlestar> :)
<Chopssages> really? iddidn't know
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<Majel>  SevMan asks about SCREAM 
<Majel>  "Scientist said that the landing sounded like a shocked SCREAM."
<NovaFlash> next punch, next punch ! =]
<TOD> keep
<littlestar> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Chopssages> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<NintendoGuru> keep
<SevMan> cut
<TOD> defeinatley keep that one
<Arbru> keep
<littlestar> "irrelevan"?
<NintendoGuru> yep
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<TIL> keep
<littlestar> :)
<NovaFlash> The punchline after this one is SOOOOO cool!!
<JonasBashir> cut
<Majel>  Well SevMan, since you asked: the current punchline is SCREAM 
<Majel>  "Scientist said that the landing sounded like a shocked SCREAM."
<Chopssages> Nova i agree
<Blueberrie> keep
<SevMan> me too
<NintendoGuru> nah, I like SCREAM better than SOFT :)
<Majel>  SevMan asks about SCREAM.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [==========================] Keep = 73 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==========] Cut = 27 %
<NovaFlash> Yippee! 
<littlestar> keep
<Majel>  SevMan asks about SOFT 
<Majel>  "Scientists are amazed by how SOFT the landing was."
<SevMan> keep
<Arbru> neutral
<Chopssages> subtle yet funny- i wrote something similar but i think SOFT is phrased better
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<JonasBashir> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<NovaFlash> and
<NovaFlash> keep
<Chopssages> keep keep keep
<NovaFlash> --==keep==--
<TOD> keep
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<TOD> even better then the last one
<NintendoGuru> heheh
<NovaFlash> KEEEEEEEEpp
<Majel>  SevMan asks about SOFT.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [============================] Keep = 78 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 11 %
<Majel>  [====] Cut = 11 %
<NovaFlash> cool
<TIL> keep !
<SevMan> stop voting more than once. I keep thinking everyone voted
<Majel>  SevMan asks about SOFT.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=============================] Keep = 80 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 10 %
<Majel>  [====] Cut = 10 %
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  DANGERS [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  MIR [80%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  MOON [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  PROBE [80%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  ROCKY [60%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SCREAM [73%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SOFT [80%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<NovaFlash> vote4 soft
<Chopssages> vote4 soft
<USS_ferryboat> vote4 mir
<NintendoGuru> vote4 rocky
<SevMan> so just 1 got cut...
<littlestar> vote4 scream
<Arbru> vote4 rocky
<SevMan> vote4 soft
<JonasBashir> vote4 mir
<SevMan> come on, people, vote
<NovaFlash> VOTEVOTEVOTE
<NintendoGuru> Can I vote on their behalf? ;)
<NovaFlash>  PLEASE VOTE? 
<NovaFlash>  PLEASE VOTE?  
<NovaFlash>  PLEASE VOTE?  
<NovaFlash>   PLEASE VOTE? 
<TOD> vote4 scream
<Chopssages> VOTE NOW
<TIL> vote4 soft
<NovaFlash> or never
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  MIR scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  ROCKY scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  SCREAM scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  SOFT scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 11 High/Low: 4/0
<NovaFlash> ooooww
<NovaFlash> exciting
<SevMan> hmmm
<SevMan> I could cut the lowest
<Chopssages> tough call
<NovaFlash> heh
<SevMan> but then SOFT would be left
<NovaFlash> which is fine =]
<Chopssages> :/
<Arbru> Hmmm, that's deep man.
<USS_ferryboat> then only one is left
<SevMan> yet it's just for against 2 thrice
<NintendoGuru> heh
<Chopssages> i say majority rules go for SOFT
<JonasBashir> thrice????
<SevMan> uhmm
<NintendoGuru> ROCKY sounds perfect to me
<littlestar> arguments, anyone?
<SevMan> something like that
<Blueberrie> I lie soft
<Blueberrie> Err, like
<Chopssages> can't get coalition government here so relative majority wins!
<Arbru> SV, you could be called SevGuru :)
<JonasBashir> dunno, MIR is quite symbolic. It means what mankind uses to do: step on everything or destroy whatever they don't know
<SevMan> Chop, I tend to agree, but 4 out of 11 judges isn't much
<Arbru> I liked Rocky.
<littlestar> I like Mir and Moon, but i think that the punch should refer more to the squished alien
<JonasBashir> I find that unfair, Chop
<NovaFlash> so?
<NovaFlash> you voted for rocky
<SevMan> But... I can't think of any other way to decide this
<SevMan> Unless you want to discuss
<NintendoGuru> I guess so, but I like a better punch not a deeper one, this IS Twist
<Blueberrie> Just keep soft
<NovaFlash> yes, let me discuss for a moment...
<NovaFlash> JB: die or choose soft =]
<SevMan> Nova, not that kind of discussing
<NovaFlash> oh
<JonasBashir> No I won't
<littlestar> that argument sucks!
<NovaFlash> ow too bad =]
<NovaFlash> hm yes ok
<SevMan> oh well
<NovaFlash> i gues you're right
<SevMan> I guess SOFT it is then
<JonasBashir> I WON'T, I WON'T, I WON'T!!!!!
<Majel> "The winner is SOFT"
<NintendoGuru> Talk about a deadlock :/
<Blueberrie> =0
<Blueberrie> )
<SevMan> Next: Pits
<NovaFlash> please allmighty rules of the galaxy and neighbourhood, i beg you, i kneel before thee, i kiss the floor on which you walk, might Jonasbashir, choose soft
<USS_ferryboat> :þ
<JonasBashir> Bah
<NovaFlash> oh wait, too late =]
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 114, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Arbru> Bah, Bah
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ALONE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BAD [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BAD [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FEEL [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NOT [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  PLACE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<NintendoGuru> triple bah
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<NintendoGuru> Now why are there two BAD's here?
<SevMan> hmmm
<SevMan> that's strange
<littlestar> oops!
<NintendoGuru> what is vote4 going to do?
* TIL engages the warp drive.
<NovaFlash> dadedumdadum
<Blueberrie> That's bad.
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<Chopssages> thats two bad
<JonasBashir> Yeah, how will we differentiate between them in the vote4?
<SevMan> give me a moment while I check the punchfile
<Chopssages> bad pun i know
<Arbru> That's really bad!
<littlestar> dumdedearme!
<NovaFlash> =]
<littlestar> :)
<SevMan> Hang on, I'm going to change it
<littlestar> good pun, Chop
<littlestar> or did you mean BAD pun?
<Chopssages> teh contagion is spreading i see
<Arbru> I need to go to BAD... infamous.
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<littlestar> Hello!
<Seeks> Hi!
<TOD> Hi
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 114, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<TOD> man, do we get more and more people here each week, or what?
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ALONE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BAD [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  COMPANY [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FEEL [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NOT [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  PLACE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Seeks> it hit my mind to join here
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<SevMan> there
<NintendoGuru> just in time for pits, seeks
<Arbru> I NEED to go. Sev be with you. Peace.
<SevMan> that should work
<NintendoGuru> sounds good
<littlestar> Bye!
<Seeks> I'm like 11 hours bacl from all of ya
<Seeks> back even
<Arbru> Bye!
<Chopssages> see ya
<SevMan> all of ya? can't be
<SevMan> we're all in different time zones
<Majel>  SevMan asks about ALONE 
<Majel>  "Then again, are we ever truly ALONE?"
<littlestar> We're Sevryehere!
<Arbru> BTW, I'm GMT -3
<NintendoGuru> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<littlestar> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
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<Chopssages> keep
<SevMan> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
* Seeks is from Canada
<TOD> keep
<JonasBashir> cut
<littlestar> what are you looking for, Seeks?
<littlestar> :)
<USS_ferryboat> chat in #sebchat
<SevMan> no
<SevMan> #sevchat
<SevMan> :-)
<NovaFlash> =]
<Seeks> nothing, just a big fan of sevtrek :P
<Blueberrie> lol
<littlestar> good!
<SevMan> If you're not here to vote, I suggest leaving this channel and keep to #sevchat, otherwise you'll be counted as a mute
<Majel>  SevMan asks about ALONE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [================================] Keep = 89 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====] Cut = 11 %
<Seeks> how do I vote?
<Majel>  SevMan asks about BAD 
<Majel>  "On second thoughts, alone is BAD."
<NintendoGuru> keep
<USS_ferryboat> cut keep or nuetral
<Blueberrie> keep
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<littlestar> keep
<Chopssages> neutral
<SevMan> cut
<Blueberrie> No, cut keep or neutral
<NovaFlash> Sevman just asked about the punchline BAD, just type keep, cut or neutral to express your thoughts about it
<Seeks> (and we're cutting, keeping neutralising..what?)
<NovaFlash> cut
<SevMan> Pits
<littlestar> the punchlines that are in the finalists for Pits
<NintendoGuru> This is the pits cartoon on the finalists page
<SevMan> Someone please explain the voting in #sevchat
<NovaFlash> ...
<NovaFlash> there is NO voting in sevCHAT
<SevMan> Dum!
<littlestar> oh, Sorry, Erwin
<NintendoGuru> ¬_¬
<Majel>  SevMan asks about BAD.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  [===============] Keep = 43 %
<Majel>  [=====] Neutral = 14 %
<Majel>  [===============] Cut = 43 %
<Blueberrie> lol
<NovaFlash> dedum =]
<SevMan> more chatting here clearly means voting slows down
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<NovaFlash> correct
<NovaFlash> move it =]
<SevMan> still 3mutes
<SevMan> 1 now
<SevMan> oh well
<NintendoGuru> next!
<Majel>  SevMan asks about COMPANY 
<Majel>  "Then again, COMPANY isn't such a bad thing...."
<NintendoGuru> cut
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<TOD> keep
<Chopssages> cut
<littlestar> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<SevMan> is it just me, or does he say the same thing in a different way in these 3 punches?
<SevMan> cut
<NovaFlash> it's not you, it's sev
<NintendoGuru> I like BAD better than ALONE and COMPANY :)
<Chopssages> Erwin yeah i now, i thought there were better lines that didn't make the final
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<Blueberrie> Good sev, Gizmo!!!
<littlestar> yes - it's the SAME punchline...scary stuff
<Chopssages> Gizmo, Good Sev!!
<littlestar> Hi, Giz!
<TOD> whoah
<TOD> Hi Gizmo
<Gizmo> Hi! Good Sev! So, what's going on?
<Blueberrie> We're voting on Pits
<NintendoGuru> the pits is what's going on
<Majel>  SevMan asks about COMPANY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<littlestar> the usual stuff...
<Majel>  SevMan asks about FEEL 
<Majel>  "I FEEL very uncomfortable!"
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<littlestar> keep
<SevMan> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<Chopssages> Back from the self-imposed exile? or was that just for the DB?
<Chopssages> cut
<NintendoGuru> neutral
<Blueberrie> Are you coming to #sevchat?
<Gizmo> cut
<Gizmo> Oh yeah :)
<NovaFlash> keep
<SevMan> What's going on in #sevchat? Voting is reeally slowing down
<USS_ferryboat> getting sounds
<Blueberrie> Dunno
<Majel>  SevMan asks about FEEL.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 62 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 12 %
<Majel>  [=========] Cut = 25 %
<Majel>  SevMan asks about NOT 
<Majel>  "NOT tonight. I have a headache!"
<NintendoGuru> cut
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<SevMan> keep
<Gizmo> cut
<littlestar> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
* Blueberrie is now a blue pulp.
<Blueberrie> Oops.
<NovaFlash> keep
<Blueberrie> Wrong window, as usual... =/
<littlestar> :)
<littlestar> hehehe! Try Sevchat, BB!
<Majel>  SevMan asks about NOT.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=====================] Keep = 57 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===============] Cut = 43 %
<USS_ferryboat> who's not voting?
<NintendoGuru> TOD and Chop
<Blueberrie> Dunno
<Blueberrie> Oh
<Majel>  SevMan asks about PLACE 
<Majel>  "On second thoughts, let's eat at my PLACE."
<NintendoGuru> cut
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<TOD> cut
<Chopssages> cut
<littlestar> cut
<SevMan> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<Chopssages> we both remembered this time
<NintendoGuru> hehe
<Majel>  SevMan asks about PLACE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=========] Keep = 25 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===========================] Cut = 75 %
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ALONE [89%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  BAD [43%, 1] "Keep for now."
<Majel>  COMPANY [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  FEEL [62%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  NOT [57%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<USS_ferryboat> vote4 rear
<NintendoGuru> vote4 bad
<Chopssages> vote4 not
<USS_ferryboat> vote4 alone
<NintendoGuru> rear?
<USS_ferryboat> sorry
<TOD> vote4 company
<SevMan> vote4 not
<NintendoGuru> heh
<littlestar> vote4 feel
<NovaFlash> vote4 bad
<littlestar> lol, Ferry!
<littlestar> I mean Veer :)
<Blueberrie> vote4 ALONE
<NovaFlash> we are not alone
<NovaFlash> remember : absence of evidence is not evidence of absence!
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  ALONE scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  BAD scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  COMPANY scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  FEEL scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  NOT scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 9 High/Low: 2/1
<SevMan> oh great
<NintendoGuru> looks like company and feel are dead
<littlestar> not again...oh crud
<Majel>  COMPANY now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<USS_ferryboat> cut the two ones and revote
<Majel>  FEEL now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<littlestar> ARGH! Feel is GOOD!
<Majel>  SevMan requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ALONE [89%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  BAD [43%, 1] "Keep for now."
<Majel>  NOT [57%, 1] "Keep it!"
<TOD> Crud?
<TOD> No one says Crud anymore Ls
<NovaFlash> FEEL GOOD?
<littlestar> I do!
<NovaFlash> =]
<littlestar> I feel bad
<NovaFlash> =/
<NovaFlash> =}
<littlestar> I've got a bad feeling about this!
<littlestar> hehehe!
<SevMan> the 2 who voted for feel and company should revote
<littlestar> okay then, for lack of anything better...
<NovaFlash> vote4 alone
<littlestar> vote4 not
<NintendoGuru> if you feel bad, then vote4 BAD ;)
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  ALONE scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  BAD scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  NOT scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 9 High/Low: 3/1
<NovaFlash> ack
<SevMan> ?
<NovaFlash> lead-dock
<SevMan> 7 votes now?
<NovaFlash> um
<NovaFlash> dead lock
<USS_ferryboat> what happened?
<SevMan> there were 8
<NintendoGuru> That mean mine gets cut now?
<SevMan> Who voted feel and company?
<NovaFlash> i changed my vote
<NintendoGuru> TOD and LS
<NovaFlash> i changed my vote but i did not vote for feel and company
<NovaFlash> get it?
<USS_ferryboat> vote4 alone
<SevMan> yes
<littlestar> I voted for feel and have changed to not
<USS_ferryboat> just in case
<SevMan> TOD revote
<SevMan> someone in #sevchat get TOD to revote
<TOD> vote4 alone
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  ALONE scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  BAD scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  NOT scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 9 High/Low: 4/1
<Majel>  BAD now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<NintendoGuru> Well, nobody's voting for BAD, so ...
<NintendoGuru> vote4 alone
<SevMan> someone's not voting at all
<Chopssages> have i voted?
<Chopssages> if not
<Chopssages> vote4 not
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  ALONE scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  NOT scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 9 High/Low: 5/0
<NovaFlash> snif
<NovaFlash> near deadlock
<SevMan> yeah you voted
<NovaFlash> oh no
<NovaFlash> cool
<NintendoGuru> someone's still not voting
<SevMan> never mind
<Chopssages> majority ruling again?
<NovaFlash> yao
<SevMan> he had his chance (or hers)
<NintendoGuru> yeah
<USS_ferryboat> ok with me
<NovaFlash> 5 times
<NovaFlash> 47 times =]
<SevMan> it's been long enough
<NovaFlash> okidoki
<Majel> "The winner is ALONE"
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<NovaFlash> finish it Majel! whooohoo!
<littlestar> oh cru... I mean, oh dear
<littlestar> :)
<NovaFlash> oh dead?
<SevMan> I guess I should add something to the Puncherator
<NovaFlash> hell, dead crud!
<SevMan> useing the same punchword twice shouldn't be allowed
<NovaFlash> indeed
<NintendoGuru> yeah
<NovaFlash> John made a mistake to make
<littlestar> It was an accident, I'd imagine
<SevMan> in other words, he found a bug in my software
<NovaFlash> =]
<NovaFlash> millennium bug..
<Gizmo> WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?
<SevMan> Sure it was, but the puncherator shouldn't allow such a mistake
<NintendoGuru> y2.5k bug ;)
<NovaFlash> =]
<Blueberrie> I DON'T KNOW!!!
<SevMan> well, we're done voting
<NovaFlash> Blue?
<Blueberrie> What's going on.
<Gizmo> We are?
<NintendoGuru> Methinks some people got too caught up in #SevChat
<NintendoGuru> ¬_¬
<littlestar> methinks the same
<Blueberrie> I'm having trouble following both of them!
<SevMan> Anyone wants something added to the log before I close Majel?
<TOD> really?
<TOD> I'm not botehring anymore
<Blueberrie> How about: Good Sev?
<USS_ferryboat> good §ev too all
<Blueberrie> Or: § <-- My dot!
<NintendoGuru> Yeah, Good Sev! :)
<NintendoGuru> We'll be back next week with another exciting episode! :)
<Majel> "Good Sev, dear judges and transcript readers"
<Blueberrie> =)
<SevMan> Now doesn't that sound just like Majel? :-)
<NovaFlash> Bye Majel
<littlestar> Bye, everyone!
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  ===== The voting is now over! =====
Session Close: Sat Mar 06 01:27:09 1999