Session Start: Sat Mar 13 00:04:07 1999 * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' *** Majel changes topic to 'The Judging of Sev Wide Web Competition(s) number 007 is now in session! For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm.' I imagine there are no nominations today... *** Engel-Ogen sets mode: +o Majel Yo Sevilians I'm going to do all competitions without a nominating round Back again with a new episode of...JUDGING SESSION! =] ok  SevMan requested the shortlist:  DIVE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  MY [0%, 1] "Nominated."  NOSE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  PLAY [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SNOT [0%, 1] "Nominated."  THANK [0%, 1] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode. *** kleinester is now known as littlestar  SevMan asks about DIVE   "And by all means, just DIVE right in, Mouldy!" that's better cut cut cut cut keep cut cut cut keep wow wow wow  SevMan asks about DIVE.  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [========] Keep = 22 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [============================] Cut = 78 % neutral wow, indeed  SevMan asks about MY   "Well, don't track it through MY office!" dumdewow cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut  SevMan asks about MY.  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 10 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [] Keep = 0 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====================================] Cut = 100 % dumdedearyme! uhm... yeah  SevMan asks about NOSE   "Mouldy, it looks like someone blew his NOSE." keep keep neutral keep neutral keep keep keep cut neutral  SevMan asks about NOSE.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [========================] Keep = 67 %  [========] Neutral = 22 %  [====] Cut = 11 % cut  SevMan asks about PLAY   "Yet you feel compelled to PLAY in it." This will be so fast today neutral keep *** Joins: Blueberrie (Erin@hal.sb.rain.org) keep keep keep hi Erin  Well SevMan, since you asked: the current punchline is PLAY   "Yet you feel compelled to PLAY in it." keep Hi BB, Good Sev Hi, Erin! Yo Ehrin! keep Yo ERIN! §ev, bb Hey Erin keep keep keep keep  SevMan asks about PLAY.  ~~ keeps: 10 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=================================] Keep = 91 %  [===] Neutral = 9 %  [] Cut = 0 %  SevMan asks about SNOT   "Oh, great. SNOT from another planet!" keep cut keep cut keep cut keep cut keep cut keep  SevMan asks about SNOT.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [====================] Keep = 55 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================] Cut = 45 %  SevMan asks about THANK   "THANK you for that scientific analysis, Mouldy." keep keep keep keep keep cut cut cut keep cut keep  SevMan asks about THANK.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=======================] Keep = 64 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=============] Cut = 36 %  SevMan requested the shortlist:  NOSE [60%, 1] "Keep it!"  PLAY [91%, 1] "Keep it!"  SNOT [55%, 1] "Keep it!"  THANK [64%, 1] "Keep it!"  Now in FINAL mode. vote4 thank vote4 thank vote4 thank vote4 thank vote4 THANK vote4play vote4 thank Oh I don't know! vote4 snot vote4 play vote4 play What do I vote for? thank =] vote4 play "Thank you for your scientific analysis, Mulder" (or something like that) it's the THANK punchline =] that leaves littlestar... vote4 thank  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  PLAY scored 3 vote(s).  SNOT scored 1 vote(s).  THANK scored 7 vote(s).  Casted votes: 11 Judges present: 11 High/Low: 7/1 sorry :) I think we have a clear winner decisions, decisions cool =] :-) "The winner is THANK" Not so much clear as greenish translucent emmmmm no, we don't have a punchline with decisions in it, sorry littlestar =] Thank you! =) continuing with sev Trek  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 107, please stand by.  Retrieval complete.  SevMan requested the shortlist:  HEAD [0%, 1] "Nominated."  NEW [0%, 1] "Nominated."  ONE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SCREAMS [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SHORTAGE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  WILL [0%, 1] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode. her her herdy her her  SevMan asks about HEAD   "Captain, I think the one on your HEAD is just fine!" cut ??? keep cut keep cut keep cut cut keep cut keep  SevMan asks about HEAD.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [================] Keep = 45 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====================] Cut = 55 %  SevMan asks about NEW   "Your NEW hairpieces have arrived, sir." neutral keep keep cut neutral cut cut cut cut keep are they ALL hairpiece references?! 5 of 6, rrik not good, eh? My vote's for that sixth! Almost all =) mine too not much variety...  SevMan asks about NEW.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [===========] Keep = 30 %  [=======] Neutral = 20 %  [==================] Cut = 50 % but they ARE pretty good, you've gotta admit  SevMan asks about ONE   "Well, ONE of them has got to fit." keep cut cut I won't admitt a thing! keep keeo can't say I like them cut it is ! keep They are good! keep yes rrik, deny, DENY! rrik, the different one is "They appear to be reproducing almost at WILL... much like yourself" cut Just because there are a lot of them doesn't make them bad! cut And it's really good Deny everything, Rrik! Trust no one! vote4 WILL ! I don't get that one CUT keep keep changed my mind jumping to conclusions, BB? I wouldn't like them much anyway, and I find the 6th very funny  SevMan asks about ONE.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [====================] Keep = 55 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================] Cut = 45 % Jeez, ensign! You don't have to cut that loudly! It's a good punchline!  SevMan asks about SCREAMS   "This explains why your hair SCREAMS when we fight the Klingoffs." cut oops, sory, though tit was another! cut cut cut cut cut cut I didn't notice til now. cut cut This is the one I like least keep keep We're certainly cutting a lot of hair today  SevMan asks about SCREAMS.  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [======] Keep = 18 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==============================] Cut = 82 % lol  SevMan asks about SHORTAGE   "I believe that your toupee SHORTAGE is finally over, Gym!" cut cut cut keep neutral cut cut cut cut cut This one is the worse cut so it seems  SevMan asks about SHORTAGE.  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [===] Keep = 9 %  [===] Neutral = 9 %  [==============================] Cut = 82 %  SevMan asks about WILL   "They appear to be reproducing almost at WILL... much like yourself." keep keep keep keep keep keep keep The best one this week keep definitely This will be the winner anti-hair keep cut I don't get it keep  SevMan asks about WILL.  ~~ keeps: 10 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=================================] Keep = 91 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [===] Cut = 9 % Rik's rage against tuopees.  SevMan requested the shortlist:  ONE [55%, 1] "Keep it!"  WILL [91%, 1] "Keep it!" RRAT?  Now in FINAL mode. cool! Yeah only 2 left vote4 will vote4 WILL vote4 will vote4 will vote4 ONE vote4 will vote4 will vote4 will Hey, all the good ones were cut? Thy will be done There were only 6 to begin with! No, will is still here =] vote4 will nope, the best one's still here >:-) vote4 one vote4 will  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  ONE scored 2 vote(s).  WILL scored 9 vote(s).  Casted votes: 11 Judges present: 11 High/Low: 9/0 the only one that isn't funny... well, that's an open and shut case what a surprise... :-) "The winner is WILL" that's nice Great, perfect =/ WHAT? One is better!!?!?! I dare to say that WILL is almost not PG... seems PG-13 for the thing it implies... Now for Twist  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 105, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. PG is an iffy Huh?  SevMan requested the shortlist:  BUNGEE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  COWABUNZEL [0%, 1] "Nominated."  EXTREME [0%, 1] "Nominated."  OF [0%, 1] "Nominated."  PRINCES [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SISTER [0%, 1] "Nominated."  STORY [0%, 1] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode.  SevMan asks about BUNGEE   "Rapunzel finally realised the Prince was only interested in her for the BUNGEE jumping." keep cut cut keep cut keep cut keep cut : JC's trying abit too hard lately! cut And I'm still sure this is the 2nd time this one's been rehashed for the comp It is I rmember. I agree, Sevman, but John's under a heap of pressure lately... it is This one's ONE big hash! he said it is He admitted it openly, but now it's in color TLE are you going to vote? of course this time's the first in full colo(u)r  SevMan asks about BUNGEE.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==============] Keep = 40 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [======================] Cut = 60 %  SevMan asks about COWABUNZEL   "COWABUNZEL!" *** Parts: T_L_E (P@pool-2-17.nev.mo.ipa.net) keep keep neutral all of his reghases have bene in colour keep I don't get this one keep cut cut No, they haven't COWABUNGA+RAPUNZEL=COWABUNZEL! keep cut neutral cut Oh okay  SevMan asks about COWABUNZEL.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [==================] Keep = 50 %  [====] Neutral = 10 %  [==============] Cut = 40 %  SevMan asks about EXTREME   "EXTREME Fairy Tales!" cowabunga is a mutant teenage turtle thing, isn't it? cut keep cut Yeah oh yeah it's a bart thing keep cut cut keep No as well as a turtle thing keep Cowabunga is a surfing term yeah yeah, a turtle thing... just kidding keep Jeranimo shouldn't that be Geronimo? oki Isn't it Geronimo? =] sure, it should be....  SevMan asks about EXTREME.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [====================] Keep = 56 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================] Cut = 44 % Hebrew can do anything to a word these days Geranium  SevMan asks about OF   "The prince's untimely death came from a tragic case OF split ends." :) but when were things as they should in this world keep keep keep keep neutral OF?! cut keep keep wow , JC is taking this "short ALLCAPS word" thin a bit too literally! yeah, why did he choose that to be the punchword? keep he doesn't even have to retype it the puncherator does it all for him cut I have no idea...  SevMan asks about OF.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=========================] Keep = 70 %  [====] Neutral = 10 %  [=======] Cut = 20 %  SevMan asks about PRINCES   "Rapunzel discovers that PRINCES aren't all they're hyped up to be." cut keep keep now that makes a lot more sense :-) cut keep keep cut keep cut *** Joins: Vardia (jacz@dm1-23.triode.net.au) Hi Jacz Hi, jacz! hiyas We're voting Twist Jacz  Well SevMan, since you asked: the current punchline is PRINCES   "Rapunzel discovers that PRINCES aren't all they're hyped up to be." cut Yo V Jacz, perhaps you should change your nock nick nock !! WHAAAAHA =] Hi Vardia  SevMan asks about PRINCES.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Equal vote.".  [==================] Keep = 50 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==================] Cut = 50 %  SevMan asks about SISTER   "Rapunzel's little-known SISTER, Cowabunzel." nock! lol! cut cut cut cut keep cut keep cut cut What is with this Cowabunzel stuff? keep cut  SevMan asks about SISTER.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==========] Keep = 27 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==========================] Cut = 73 % This one is not funny, despite the cowabunzel  SevMan asks about STORY   "The STORY Mother Goose never told you...." cut keep keep cut cut keep keep cut cut keep cut  SevMan asks about STORY.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [================] Keep = 45 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====================] Cut = 55 %  SevMan requested the shortlist:  COWABUNZEL [50%, 1] "Keep it!"  EXTREME [56%, 1] "Keep it!"  OF [70%, 1] "Keep it!"  PRINCES [50%, 1] "Equal vote."  Now in FINAL mode. vote4 story vote4 of vote4 of vote4 EXTREME vote4 cowabunzel vote4 of vote4 OF vote4 cowabunzel vote4 extremem vote4 extreme and what a punchword THAT is! vote4 extreme  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  COWABUNZEL scored 2 vote(s).  EXTREME scored 3 vote(s).  OF scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 11 High/Low: 4/0 close one... seems I miscounted, still 2 judges to go vote4 of  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  COWABUNZEL scored 2 vote(s).  EXTREME scored 3 vote(s).  OF scored 5 vote(s).  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 11 High/Low: 5/0  PRINCES now gets status "Cut by SevMan." I'll cut cowabuzel  COWABUNZEL now gets status "Cut by SevMan."  SevMan requested the shortlist:  EXTREME [56%, 1] "Keep it!"  OF [70%, 1] "Keep it!" vote4 extreme if you didn't vote for 1 of these, vote again or did i already vote for that? vote4 of vote4 of dunno vote4 of  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  EXTREME scored 3 vote(s).  OF scored 7 vote(s).  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 11 High/Low: 7/0 vote4 EXTREME vote4 extreme clear enough snarg "The winner is OF" "And what a punchword it is" The winner OF what? (it means i think extreme is better and that i am now a bit agitated and that i will kill everyone within my vicinity) the winner of what? =) Gotta go, make sure FOOT wins with a question mark at the end! bye all Oh. bye rrik bye continuing with Pits *** Quits: rrik (Quit: Leaving)  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 115, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. Bye, Rrik!  SevMan requested the shortlist:  DOGHOUSE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  EMAILING [0%, 1] "Nominated."  FOOT [0%, 1] "Nominated."  MULTIPLE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  PICTURE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  TACT [0%, 1] "Nominated."  TALK [0%, 1] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode.  SevMan asks about DOGHOUSE   "Welcome to the DOGHOUSE." cut cut cut cut cut keep cut cut cut welcome to the doghouse??? cut  SevMan asks about DOGHOUSE.  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [====] Keep = 10 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================================] Cut = 90 % I don't get it  SevMan asks about EMAILING   "Perhaps you'd feel more comfortable EMAILING me." keep I wish John put his punchline in... That one was funny! keep keep cut American term. When a husband is in deep doo doo, he has to sleep in the doghouse keep keep keep keep keep keep  SevMan asks about EMAILING.  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [================================] Keep = 90 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====] Cut = 10 % yeah, ok cool, thanks  SevMan asks about FOOT   "Need a hand removing that FOOT." cut ? cut keep cut cut cut keep cut Foot in mouth Foot out of your mouth, littlestar Nope Oops cut where's john today? *** Vardia is now known as jacz cut John was up until at least 3 am so he's late  SevMan asks about FOOT.  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [=======] Keep = 20 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=============================] Cut = 80 % tah  SevMan asks about MULTIPLE   "Try using MULTIPLE syllables." I get it, but it needs a questionmark, as Rrik pointed out keep keep keep keep neutral keep keep keep keep You could only put 3 letters, so he used FCJ D'oh! keep I keep doing that. um yeah hehehe!  SevMan asks about MULTIPLE.  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [================================] Keep = 90 %  [====] Neutral = 10 %  [] Cut = 0 %  SevMan asks about PICTURE   "I think I get the PICTURE." cut cut cut cut cut cut neutral neutral cut cut  SevMan asks about PICTURE.  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [] Keep = 0 %  [=======] Neutral = 20 %  [=============================] Cut = 80 %  SevMan asks about TACT   "TACT got your tongue?" cut keep cut cut keep very clever! cut cut cut cut cut  SevMan asks about TACT.  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [=======] Keep = 20 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=============================] Cut = 80 %  SevMan asks about TALK   "TALK or walk, buddy." gogogo 2 minutes left =] cut (47) cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut  SevMan asks about TALK.  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 10 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [] Keep = 0 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====================================] Cut = 100 %  SevMan requested the shortlist:  EMAILING [90%, 1] "Keep it!"  MULTIPLE [90%, 1] "Keep it!"  Now in FINAL mode. vote4 EMAILING vote4 emailing vote4 multiple vote4 multiple vote4 emailing vote4 emailing vote4 emailing Both are really good vote4 emailing yeah vote4 emailing but i like emailing more =] =/ Yeah, difficult choice  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  EMAILING scored 7 vote(s).  MULTIPLE scored 2 vote(s).  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 7/0 clear again, even though someone didn't vote "The winner is EMAILING"  Now in OFF mode. *** Joins: Puam (n.p.puam@adsl900.turboline.be) *** NovaFlash sets mode: +o Puam yo puam yo te laat kerel =] Good Sev sorry, was with a friend Yes, he's late cyas all how was the voting? Bye Jacz Byem Jacz! Puam, good, fast, clean *** Quits: Engel-Ogen (Ping timeout) OK, ppl. Time to say goodbye! JonasBashir, see ya csio *** Quits: jacz (Quit: Without my ignorance, your knowledge would be useless...) Good Sev everyone. Greet #sevchat ppl for me! yeah, particularly fast! Well, my work here is done. Hope to see one of my entries on here some day! Bye, Jonas! let's see I started a few minutes late Bye - Everyone that is going!!! bye JB so that makes this little over three quarters *** Quits: JonasBashir (Quit: Leaving) *** Parts: Baskaa (ircle@indy2.indy.net) its 0:50, and voting is already finished... ok erwin if you throw majel offline now she'd be online for...47 minutes! You and you're 47 minutes Majel doesn't do timestamps anyway * Puam thinks that 47 rules! bleh so they're not in the log bleh blehblehbleh! =] blblbllbblblbl =] anyway Anyone wants to say something on the record? no yeah yeah, i just want to say that sev is great yeah? I have to go noe bye all *** Parts: TOD (david@hop-per.demon.co.uk) TOD, see ya um anyone alse? thin air: diediedie!! Sev Good sEv... Sev is not great Sev is ultimate WHAT??? Oh. i knew it =] alright then say goodbye to majel Goodnight, Maje euhm Bye, Majel! Majel i mean Good sev May you have a good hibernation cycle "Good Sev, my dear judges and transcript readers." good night majel, i love you!  Now in OFF mode.  ===== The voting is now over! ===== Session Close: Sat Mar 13 00:54:28 1999