Session Start: Sat Apr 24 01:06:41 1999
* Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek_990424.log'
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 013, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  ===== The TallyBot (v 2.3.095A) is alive!. =====
<bwahaha> It's pretty good, and it does remind me ofv
<johncook> checking now
<bwahaha> of Sev
<NintendoGuru> ah, starting already?
* NintendoGuru puts down his model :)
<SevMan> hi
<Erwin> finished?
<T_L_E> I have sent a link about Sevaylon 5 to yet another section of aint-it-cool-news. This one has a much better chance.
<SevMan> some historical notes for the log?
*** SevMan is now known as SevWoman
<T_L_E> The guy's a true B-5 fanatic
<Erwin> been through a gender bender, Puam?
<SevWoman> starting with scifi
<SevWoman> erwin, giving a hint to everyone
<SevWoman> oh, and go chatting in #sevchat
<Majel>  Now in NOMINATE mode. Maximum nominations per judge: 5.
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Majel>  SevWoman requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BACKSIDE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CRAVES [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FORGET [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  GIMMICK [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SCRIPT [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SENILE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SQUEAKY [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  STRONG [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<SevWoman> is everyone ready?
<T_L_E> There's no chatting there!
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about BACKSIDE 
<Majel>  "When hand up your BACKSIDE you have, talk straight you cannot!"
<SevWoman> cut
<johncook> keep
<lizzyc> cut
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Jor_> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Erwin> keep
<bwahaha> cut
<T_L_E> keep
<HumptyDumpty> cut
*** Erwin sets mode: +o johncook
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about BACKSIDE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==============] Keep = 40 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [======================] Cut = 60 %
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about CRAVES 
<Majel>  "Grammar, pronunciation, a Redeye CRAVES not these things"
<SevWoman> keep
<SevWoman> keep
<T_L_E> keep
<lizzyc> cut
<bwahaha> keep
<Erwin> cut
*** SevWoman sets mode: +o Majel
<HumptyDumpty> cut
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Jor_> keep
<johncook> cut
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about CRAVES.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about FORGET 
<Majel>  "When 900 years old you reach, FORGET your lines you will."
<SevWoman> keep
<lizzyc> keep
<Erwin> keep
<HumptyDumpty> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Jor_> keep
<bwahaha> cut
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<T_L_E> cut
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about FORGET.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [========================] Keep = 67 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [============] Cut = 33 %
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about GIMMICK 
<Majel>  "GIMMICK it is, much money will it make."
<NintendoGuru> keep
<lizzyc> cut
<SevWoman> hmm, john?
<T_L_E> cut
<johncook> cut
<Jor_> keep
<bwahaha> cut
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Erwin> keep
<SevWoman> cut
<johncook> sorry
<SevWoman> thats ok!
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<Majel>  SevWoman asks about GIMMICK.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [================] Keep = 44 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====================] Cut = 56 %
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about SCRIPT 
<Majel>  "Dark under floor. Hard to read, SCRIPT is."
<NintendoGuru> keep
<SevWoman> keep
<johncook> cut
<bwahaha> cut
<lizzyc> keep
<T_L_E> cut
<Erwin> keep
<Jor_> cut
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<HumptyDumpty> keep
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<Majel>  SevWoman asks about SCRIPT.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 60 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 40 %
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about SENILE 
<Majel>  "When 900 years old you be, as SENILE you will be, hmm?"
<lizzyc> cut
<johncook> keep
<SevWoman> cut
<NintendoGuru> keep
<bwahaha> cut
<Erwin> keep
<HumptyDumpty> cut
<Jor_> keep
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<T_L_E> keep
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about SENILE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [====================] Keep = 56 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [================] Cut = 44 %
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<USS_ferryboat> wheeew
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about SQUEAKY 
<Majel>  "Senile have I become, old and SQUEAKY"
<USS_ferryboat> pheeew
<johncook> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<bwahaha> cut
<Jor_> CUT
<Erwin> cut
<HumptyDumpty> cut
<T_L_E> cut
<bwahaha> Poor SQUEAKY!
<lizzyc> cut
<johncook> I knew it shouldn't win but for some reason, the squeaky line just made me laugh
<NintendoGuru> ouch, this one's unanimous
<SevWoman> neutral
<T_L_E> buh bye squeaky!
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about SQUEAKY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [] Keep = 0 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 10 %
<Majel>  [================================] Cut = 90 %
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<USS_ferryboat> just because :P
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about STRONG 
<Majel>  "STRONG I am with the ways of grammar...but not that strong."
<SevWoman> keep
<bwahaha> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Jor_> keep
<Erwin> keep
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<lizzyc> keep
<T_L_E> keep
<johncook> cut
<HumptyDumpty> cut
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about STRONG.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 60 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 40 %
<Majel>  SevWoman requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  CRAVES [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  FORGET [67%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SCRIPT [60%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SENILE [60%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  STRONG [60%, 1] "Keep it!"
<SevWoman> hmm, the SSSSSS hortlist???
<SevWoman> continuing...
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<NintendoGuru> vote4 craves
<SevWoman> plz vote4
<bwahaha> vote4 strong
<SevWoman> voet4 strong
<lizzyc> vote4 script
<Jor_> vote4 senile
<T_L_E> vote4 xenile
<johncook> vote4 senile
<Erwin> vote4 script
<T_L_E> vote for senile
<SevWoman> tle, vote again
<USS_ferryboat> vote4 script
<johncook> vote4 forget
<T_L_E> oops, I did
<johncook> vote4 senile
<HumptyDumpty> vote4 script
<bwahaha> You too, SevWoman :)
<Erwin> John, make up your mind :-)
<SevWoman> vote4 strong
<SevWoman> hmmmm
<SevWoman> LOL
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  CRAVES scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  SCRIPT scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  SENILE scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  STRONG scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 11 High/Low: 4/1
<johncook> I couldn't decide between senile and forget and I saw noone else was voting for forget so it would be a wasted vote so I went with senile
<NintendoGuru> hmm
<Majel>  CRAVES now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<NintendoGuru> vote4 script
<bwahaha> Here I thought he was senile and forgetful
<johncook> how about CRAVES voter revotes
<NintendoGuru> that was me
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<SevWoman> nintendu, plz revote
<USS_ferryboat> who didn't vote?
<USS_ferryboat> we have 11 present
<SevWoman> that one...
<NintendoGuru> vote4 script
<USS_ferryboat> he did
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  SCRIPT scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  SENILE scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  STRONG scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 5/0
<NintendoGuru> 5 2 2 now
<SevWoman> ok, a clear winner
<SevWoman> moving on!
<USS_ferryboat> NEXT
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 113, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<SevWoman> sev trek!
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about CHARACTER 
<Majel>  "Bologna's CHARACTER development is being taken care of by Parasite now."
<NintendoGuru> I liked the "Frontal lobotomy I did have" punch :P
<johncook> cut
<Jor_> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<HumptyDumpty> cut
<bwahaha> cut
<T_L_E> cut
<Erwin> cut
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<T_L_E> this looks good for CHARACTER...
*** SevWoman changes topic to 'The Sev Judges are now in Session!'
<NintendoGuru> heheh
<SevWoman> neutral
<USS_ferryboat> Erwin why'd you change your nick back?
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about CHARACTER.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [] Keep = 0 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 10 %
<Majel>  [================================] Cut = 90 %
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about CHIEF 
<Majel>  "Assaulting crewmates. Now can I be CHIEF engineer?"
<SevWoman> cut
<NintendoGuru> keep
<bwahaha> cut
<Jor_> keep
<lizzyc> keep
<Erwin> I always use my real name during sessions (when I'm not SevMan)
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Erwin> cut
<HumptyDumpty> cut
<USS_ferryboat> you do?
<T_L_E> cut
<johncook> cut
<SevWoman> so, most of the time he does not use erwin....
<USS_ferryboat> never noticed
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about CHIEF.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==============] Keep = 40 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [======================] Cut = 60 %
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about CONFINED 
<Majel>  "You had CONFINED me to quarters, remember?!"
<USS_ferryboat> maybe because he is *always* sevman :P
<SevWoman> cut
<bwahaha> keep
<Jor_> cut
<johncook> keep
<T_L_E> keep
<NintendoGuru> neurtal
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Erwin> keep
<NintendoGuru> neutral
<HumptyDumpty> cut
<lizzyc> keep
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about CONFINED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 60 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 10 %
<Majel>  [===========] Cut = 30 %
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about HIBERNATION 
<Majel>  "I've discoved a new method of coping with this trip - HIBERNATION."
* USS_ferryboat wonders where dummy is
<bwahaha> neutral
<johncook> cut
<NintendoGuru> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Jor_> neutral
<SevWoman> keep
<Erwin> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<HumptyDumpty> neutral
<Erwin> dummy asked me to call him in ICQ
<Erwin> but he's not there
<T_L_E> cut
<Majel> "me too......"
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about HIBERNATION.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 3 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===========] Keep = 30 %
<Majel>  [===========] Neutral = 30 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 40 %
<SevWoman> erwin, he's not on invisible?
<USS_ferryboat> I noticed
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about HOLLOWDAY 
<Majel>  "I've been on HOLLOWDAY!"
<Erwin> He can't be invisible to me
<SevWoman> cut
<johncook> cut
<bwahaha> cut
<Jor_> cut
<HumptyDumpty> cut
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<SevWoman> he can....
<T_L_E> cut
<lizzyc> keep
<Erwin> cut
<T_L_E> ooh, another winner!
<Erwin> he wouldn't
<Jor_> I doubt anyone will get this if they don't know §evtrek that well
<Erwin> he wanted me to call him
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about HOLLOWDAY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [====] Keep = 11 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [================================] Cut = 89 %
<NintendoGuru> neutral
<NintendoGuru> goot point
<SevWoman> maybe he has gone BERSERK????
<NintendoGuru> :P
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about KRAZEON 
<Majel>  "I just found out we got the ship back from the KRAZEON!"
<Erwin> nah he's always that
* SevWoman thinks these are difficult punchline-keywords
<bwahaha> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Jor_> keep
<lizzyc> cut
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<SevWoman> neutral
<Erwin> keep
<T_L_E> keep
* USS_ferryboat agrees
<HumptyDumpty> cut
<johncook> cut
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about KRAZEON.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 10 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 40 %
-> [SevWoman] PING
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about OVERSLEEP 
<Majel>  "Geeeez, can't a guy OVERSLEEP these days?"
<bwahaha> cut
<NintendoGuru> keep
<USS_ferryboat> not many people here today
<SevWoman> keep
<lizzyc> keep
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<Jor_> cut
<johncook> keep
<HumptyDumpty> keep
<Erwin> keep
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about OVERSLEEP.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [========================] Keep = 67 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [============] Cut = 33 %
<lizzyc> Yeah, only 10 
<T_L_E> keep
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about SCUTTLECRAFTS 
<Majel>  "Well, someone has to put the SCUTTLECRAFTS back together."
<bwahaha> neutral
<lizzyc> cut
<HumptyDumpty> keep
<SevWoman> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Jor_> keep
<T_L_E> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Erwin> cut
<Majel>  SCUTTLECRAFTS has the status: "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about SCUTTLECRAFTS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [====================] Keep = 56 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 11 %
<Majel>  [============] Cut = 33 %
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about WALKING 
<Majel>  "You were going so slowly, I got out and started WALKING!"
<johncook> keep
<SevWoman> neutral
<bwahaha> keep
<johncook> keep
<HumptyDumpty> keep
<Jor_> keep
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Erwin> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<lizzyc> keep
<T_L_E> keep
<bwahaha> SevWoman, the rebel
<T_L_E> I'm not sure, but this looks like a winner.
<NintendoGuru> hehehe
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about WALKING.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [================================] Keep = 90 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 10 %
<Majel>  [] Cut = 0 %
<SevWoman> def'ntly
<Majel>  SevWoman requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  CONFINED [60%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  KRAZEON [50%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  OVERSLEEP [70%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SCUTTLECRAFTS [56%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  WALKING [90%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Jor_> another ‘short’list...
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<NintendoGuru> vote4 walking
<lizzyc> vote4 walking
<bwahaha> vote4 walking
<Jor_> vote4 walking
<HumptyDumpty> vote4 walking
<johncook> vote4 scuttlecrafts
<T_L_E> vote4 walking
<SevWoman> vote4 scuttlecrafts
<NintendoGuru> Well, that decides that
<USS_ferryboat> vote4 scuttlecrafts
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  SCUTTLECRAFTS scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  WALKING scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 6/0
<Erwin> vote4 walking
<NintendoGuru> good punchline ^_^
<bwahaha> THis is a toughie
<SevWoman> we've got a winner!
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  SCUTTLECRAFTS scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  WALKING scored 7 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 7/0
<USS_ferryboat> vote4 walking
<SevWoman> nay, i like shuttlecrafts better
<NintendoGuru> We're going fast tonight
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 111, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about BORED 
<Majel>  "Dave's complaints of being BORED to death were tragically ignored."
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<Jor_> cut
<bwahaha> neutral
<NintendoGuru> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<SevWoman> hey littlestar!
<lizzyc> hi littlestar!!!
<littlestar> Hi, everyone
<T_L_E> buh bye.
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<Erwin> cut
<lizzyc> keep
<johncook> cut
<Jor_> Good §ev Kleine Ster
<SevWoman> keep
<littlestar> Who is Sevwoman???
<Erwin> Puam
*** SevWoman is now known as Puam
<littlestar> woman??
*** Puam is now known as SevWoman
<littlestar> keep
<SevWoman> having fun.....
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about BORED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [====================] Keep = 56 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 11 %
<Majel>  [============] Cut = 33 %
<littlestar> (c:
<lizzyc> cut
<SevWoman> keep
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about BORED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  [================] Keep = 44 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 11 %
<Majel>  [================] Cut = 44 %
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about FLOORED 
<Majel>  "Ted was FLOORED by the low prices."
<Jor_> keep
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<SevWoman> keep
<lizzyc> cut
<NintendoGuru> keep
<bwahaha> neutral
<littlestar> keep
-> [SevWoman] PING
<Erwin> cut
<johncook> keep
<Jor_> cut
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about FLOORED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  [================] Keep = 44 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 11 %
<Majel>  [================] Cut = 44 %
<Jor_> keep
* SevWoman is experiencing L A A A A G
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about HALF 
<Majel>  "Susan was about to discover what a "HALF off" sale really meant."
<NintendoGuru> ¬_¬
<SevWoman> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<bwahaha> neutral
<Jor_> cut
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<littlestar> cut
<Erwin> cut
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about HALF.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [] Keep = 0 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 12 %
<Majel>  [================================] Cut = 88 %
<johncook> keep
<NintendoGuru> We're being evil on the punches tonight
<HumptyDumpty> keep
<SevWoman> lonely john....
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about LIGHTER 
<Majel>  "Let's make that wallet a little LIGHTER, okay?"
<SevWoman> cut
<johncook> oh well :-(
<lizzyc> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<johncook> keep
<HumptyDumpty> cut
<Erwin> cut
<bwahaha> cut
<Jor_> cut
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<SevWoman> jc, how was shopping last week?
<littlestar> cut
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about LIGHTER.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=======] Keep = 20 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=============================] Cut = 80 %
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about MIDNIGHT 
<Majel>  "Ken didn't make it through the MIDNIGHT madness sale."
<lizzyc> keep
<SevWoman> keep
<NintendoGuru> keep
<bwahaha> cut
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<Erwin> cut
<HumptyDumpty> cut
<Jor_> cut
<littlestar> cut
<bwahaha> (Was HE skipped, or is it yet to come?)
<NintendoGuru> skipped
<johncook> cut
<SevWoman> he?
<SevWoman> oops, too small a line
<johncook> sevwoman: shopping was... well... pretty agonising but I did get to see Matrix while we were there
<bwahaha> "Shop till HE drops."
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about MIDNIGHT.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===========] Keep = 30 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=========================] Cut = 70 %
<USS_ferryboat> hey you can't skip HE
<Erwin> you alreay have Matrix there?
<USS_ferryboat> cool JC you like it?
<Erwin> we get it sometime in June
<littlestar> What was it like, John?
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about HE 
<Majel>  "Shop till HE drops."
<SevWoman> matrix?
* USS_ferryboat thinks matrix is SOOO cool
<SevWoman> keep
<johncook> I loved Matrix, very cartoony, wonderful sci-fi concepts
* USS_ferryboat thinks you should all see it
<NintendoGuru> cut
<bwahaha> keep
<Jor_> KEEP
<johncook> keep
<lizzyc> cut
<NintendoGuru> chat in #SevChat ¬_¬
<Erwin> can't see it yet
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Erwin> keep
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about HE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===========================] Keep = 75 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=========] Cut = 25 %
<HumptyDumpty> keep
<Majel> hello
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about NAP 
<Majel>  "He wanted to take a NAP, but no they had to go shoping!"
<USS_ferryboat> no one is chatting there
<johncook> the funny thing was I wrote a very similar story to it a couple of years ago as part of the Sevloid Chronicles back story but it's all just doodles in my ideas book, I never finished it
<littlestar> sue them!!
<littlestar> Say it was your idea!!
<Erwin> hi
<bwahaha> Hello, Nurse....
<Erwin> having problems puam?
<Majel> "this is Erwin testing"
<SevWoman> yep
* NintendoGuru watches his Enterforaprize dry
<littlestar> other than being a woman...
<lizzyc> cut
<bwahaha> cut
<NintendoGuru> oh
<NintendoGuru> cut
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<Jor_> cut
<johncook> cut
<SevWoman> cut
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about NAP.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [] Keep = 0 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====================================] Cut = 100 %
<Erwin> keep
<littlestar> keep
<Erwin> hmmm
* SevWoman never has a smooooooooooth running session
<Erwin> get better glue :-) I never have to wait for mine to dry :-)
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about TRAPPED 
<Majel>  "Frank, TRAPPED in an unbearable environment, tries playing dead."
* bwahaha toobads.  He prefers his SevWomen smooth...
<johncook> keep
<Jor_> keep
<NintendoGuru> I'm just using white glue :P
<lizzyc> cut
<bwahaha> keeep
<bwahaha> keep
<USS_ferryboat> cut
* SevWoman his um, her fingers arez stickkkkkkkkkkky from the glue
<Erwin> keep
<NintendoGuru> keep
<littlestar> keep
<Erwin> white glue? what's that?
<SevWoman> neutral
<USS_ferryboat> elmers glue :P
<NintendoGuru> um, it's glue that's white
<NintendoGuru> :P
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about TRAPPED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [========================] Keep = 67 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 11 %
<Majel>  [========] Cut = 22 %
<Majel>  SevWoman requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BORED [44%, 1] "Keep for now."
<Majel>  FLOORED [56%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  HE [78%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  TRAPPED [67%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Erwin> elmers glue doesn't mean anything to me. I have some glue that's white somewhere I believe,b ut I don't like it. I prefer UHU.
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<SevWoman> vote4 he
<NintendoGuru> another short shortlist
<bwahaha> vote4 he
<lizzyc> vote4 bored
<bwahaha> (vote4 him!)
<NintendoGuru> vote4 bored
<Erwin> vote4 he
<USS_ferryboat> vote4 he
<NintendoGuru> no way
<Jor_> vote4 trapped
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BORED scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  HE scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  TRAPPED scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 4/1
<HumptyDumpty> vote4 he
<littlestar> vote4 bored
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BORED scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  HE scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  TRAPPED scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 5/1
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<Majel>  TRAPPED now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<SevWoman> trapped, revote plz
<NintendoGuru> jeez people
<Jor_> vote4 he
<NintendoGuru> 3 of those 4 are mine and you guys have to vote for the STUPID cliche!
<johncook> Gee, NG, you've got a bit of angst there :-)
* bwahaha loves TRAPPED but prefers the economy of HE
<NintendoGuru> You guys seriously hurt my feelings...
<SevWoman> vote4 bored
<SevWoman> better,
<SevWoman> better?
<Erwin> John, isn't the STUPID cliche yours?
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BORED scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  HE scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 9 High/Low: 4/0
<littlestar> yes, it is
<SevWoman> hehehee
<SevWoman> who hasnt voted?
<NintendoGuru> cmon guys, let me win my first comp ;)
<johncook> sev queen
<johncook> shall I call her in?
<NintendoGuru> heehe
<SevWoman> john, you havent voted?
<Erwin> yep, Sev Queen
<SevWoman> ok, get her in, some more female company
<johncook> I didn't want to vote cos one of mine was in there
<johncook> (and I wouldn've voted for it)
<johncook> ok, I'm calling her now...
<Erwin> Use Wendy's vote instead
* NintendoGuru wants this baaaad :)
<johncook> Wendy votes for...
<SevWoman> hmm, is wendy an *objective* judge on this one???  =]
<johncook> ...BORED
<johncook> (she said "shop till he drops" type punchlines have been done to death)
<NintendoGuru> yeah! :D
<bwahaha> awww
<SevWoman> then bored it is
<littlestar> yay! Go the new punchline!
<lizzyc> Yeah NintendoGuru!!!!!
<johncook> ... I'm going to have words with her later about voting for other people's punchlines :-)
<bwahaha> Congratulations, BORED author ;)
* NintendoGuru dances a little jig
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 121, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<NintendoGuru> my first winner
<johncook> NG, did you write BORED?
<johncook> I hope your feelings are salved now :-)
<NintendoGuru> yep
<bwahaha> Congrats, NG.
<SevWoman> good pr, ng, you made me change
<NintendoGuru> heehee
<NintendoGuru> I'm happy :)
<littlestar> yeah, well done
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about EASY 
<Majel>  "EASY come, easy go."
<lizzyc> cut
* bwahaha won for the first time last week (Sci-Fi)...he made a printout and displayed it above his monitor at work for everyone to see!
<SevWoman> cut
<Jor_> cut
<NintendoGuru> keep
<johncook> cut
<littlestar> cut
<NintendoGuru> I'm sure gonna print this out and hang it up
<Erwin> cut
* bwahaha is sitting the last one out.  Ciao, everyone.
* USS_ferryboat remembers when she won :P
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<Majel>  SevWoman asks about EASY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=====] Keep = 14 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===============================] Cut = 86 %
* Erwin never wins.
* SevWoman does not remember..... (s)he hasnt
* Erwin hardly ever submits
* USS_ferryboat hung it up too :P
* Jor_ has one once
<USS_ferryboat> Erwin never enters :P
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about GO 
<Majel>  "I see it didn't GO well!"
<SevWoman> keep
<lizzyc> keep
<Erwin> ferry, I said that
* Jor_ but it was an overregulate (or something) in my favor
<NintendoGuru> cut
<littlestar> I can't seen to even get into the finalists, let alone win
<johncook> cut
* SevWoman enters, made it punchline of the day once, never into the finals however
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<johncook> ls: well, getting into the finalists along is a good achievement
<lizzyc> I haven't won one yet, but my punchline is in this comp.  *Hint. hint*
<littlestar> Hello and goodbye TLE
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about GO.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Erwin> cut
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about GOOD 
<Majel>  "GOOD for you!"
<Jor_> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<littlestar> Indeed, john, an achievement that I can't seem to accomplish )c:
<lizzyc> cut
<SevWoman> keep
<littlestar> cut
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about GOOD.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [======] Keep = 17 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============================] Cut = 83 %
<johncook> cut
<Erwin> cut
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about PLAYING 
<Majel>  "She just PLAYING hard-to-get"
<SevWoman> keep
<Jor_> keep
<NintendoGuru> neutral
<Erwin> cut
<littlestar> keep
<johncook> keep
<lizzyc> this one's supposed to be *she's*
<lizzyc> keep
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about PLAYING.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [==========================] Keep = 71 %
<Majel>  [=====] Neutral = 14 %
<Majel>  [=====] Cut = 14 %
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about SETBACK 
<Majel>  "A minor SETBACK"
<SevWoman> kut
<SevWoman> umm
<SevWoman> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Jor_> keep
<johncook> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Erwin> tssk tssk, Sevwoman
<Erwin> cut
<littlestar> keep
<SevWoman> slip of the keyboard (freudian???)
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about SETBACK.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about SLOW 
<Majel>  "Don't let that SLOW you down."
<SevWoman> keep
<lizzyc> cut
<Jor_> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<johncook> keep
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Erwin> cut
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about SLOW.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [==========================] Keep = 71 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==========] Cut = 29 %
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about SMOOTH 
<Majel>  "SMOOTH. You work fast."
<SevWoman> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<Jor_> keep
<Erwin> keep
<littlestar> keep
<NintendoGuru> keep
<SevWoman> keep
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about SMOOTH.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [==============================] Keep = 83 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [======] Cut = 17 %
<johncook> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about TRY 
<Majel>  "Oh well. TRY again later."
<SevWoman> keep
<lizzyc> cut
<Erwin> cut
<Jor_> cut
<johncook> keep
<NintendoGuru> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about TRY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=====================] Keep = 57 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===============] Cut = 43 %
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about WAYNE 
<Majel>  "You still have WAYNE and me."
<lizzyc> cut
<NintendoGuru> neutral
<Erwin> cut
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<SevWoman> cut
<Jor_> keep
<johncook> cut
<littlestar> keep
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about WAYNE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==============] Keep = 38 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 12 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<SevWoman> hmm, australians are always last voting?
<Majel>  SevWoman requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  GO [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  PLAYING [75%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SETBACK [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  SLOW [71%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SMOOTH [88%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  TRY [57%, 1] "Keep it!"
<NintendoGuru> it's the long ping times :)
<SevWoman> short????list
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Erwin> vote4 smooth
<lizzyc> vote4 playing
<johncook> vote4 try
<NintendoGuru> vote4 smooth
<Jor_> vote4 setback
<littlestar> vote4 try
<lizzyc> vote for playing, please  :)
<littlestar> oops...sorry lizzy
<NintendoGuru> hehe
<SevWoman> vote4try
<NintendoGuru> vote4 playing
<lizzyc> thats ok
<littlestar> I like that one, though
<USS_ferryboat> vote4 playing
<SevWoman> vote4 try
<NintendoGuru> I like pretty much all of em
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  PLAYING scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  SETBACK scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  SMOOTH scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  TRY scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 8 High/Low: 3/1
<lizzyc> this is so exciting :)
<NintendoGuru> hehe
<Majel>  SETBACK now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<NintendoGuru> now you feel like I felt
<Majel>  SMOOTH now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  PLAYING scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  TRY scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 6 Judges present: 8 High/Low: 3/0
<Erwin> well, there goes the only one I like
<Jor_> I refuse to vote on these two - don't like either of them.
<johncook> vote4 playing
* SevWoman recognises erwins feeling
<NintendoGuru> one abstain :P
<johncook> come on, you have to choose one of them
<Jor_> vote4 try
<Jor_> ok...
<SevWoman> vote4 try
<Erwin> I'm having a hard time, I don't like them either
<Jor_> but under protest :-)
<lizzyc> playing, Erwin :)
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  PLAYING scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  TRY scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 8 High/Low: 4/0
<Erwin> vote4 try
<NintendoGuru> now it's deadlocked again
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  PLAYING scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  TRY scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 8 High/Low: 4/0
<Jor_> vote4 try
<johncook> another draw? Shall I call in Wendy again?
<SevWoman> sevqueen time
<NintendoGuru> wendy?
<lizzyc> yes yes wendy
<Jor_> Call in the §evqueen!
<lizzyc> yeah!!!
<SevWoman> 4ALL BOW!!!!
* Erwin bows
* NintendoGuru bows
* Erwin hits his monitor with his head
* USS_ferryboat bows before the sevqueen
* littlestar attempts to bow, and falls off her chair
* USS_ferryboat hits the keyboard
* NintendoGuru bashes his keyboard with his head
<littlestar> d'oh!
<NintendoGuru> ho;t;lij
* Jor_ would bow, but is eating
* SevWoman smashes into his microphone
<littlestar> Jor - good move
<littlestar> that could have been messy
<SevWoman> auw, thats a big hole!
<Jor_> :-)
<johncook> Wendy has chosen...
<SevWoman> ....
<NintendoGuru> ....
<USS_ferryboat> .....
<johncook> ...she has chosen the punchline that plays on the phone joke...
<johncook> ...TRY
<lizzyc> awwwww
<johncook> I'm sorry lizzy
<lizzyc> that's ok
<Erwin> is that meant as a phone joke?
<Erwin> didn't realise
* SevWoman sighs
<littlestar> yes - engage as in being engaged on the telephone
<johncook> don't you use the word "engaged" as when you phone someone and the line is busy
<littlestar> and in marriage
* USS_ferryboat didn't know that
<Erwin> nope
<NintendoGuru> no
<johncook> Oh, well, that explains why you don't like it. That's the whole point of the joke
* Jor_ didn't know that either
<USS_ferryboat> no
<lizzyc> no
<SevWoman> engaged, in the meaning of telephone and having a girl or boyfriend
<NintendoGuru> we just say it's busy :P
<SevWoman> not, engaged to being married
<Jor_> If it means that, I DO like it.
<johncook> If you must know, I actually wrote the entire storyline around this gag
* USS_ferryboat has never said the phone is engange
<SevWoman> ok, i'll shut down majel
<littlestar> lol! Well, looks like you got it then!
<SevWoman> uss, und besetzt?
<SevWoman> any last words?
<Erwin> nope I want to say one thing before majel is gone
<littlestar> Poor Herman! He's suffering at your expense, John!
<Erwin> Get the paper models!
<USS_ferryboat> Good §ev to all :P
<littlestar> (c:
<johncook> ls; well, suffering is character building
<littlestar> Good Sev, severyone
<NintendoGuru> My Enterforaprize is here on top of my desk =)
<SevWoman> 4GET the paper models and build. i did!
<NintendoGuru> I love it
<SevWoman> mine to
<Jor_> Good §ev all
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<littlestar> yeah, but think about how poor Herman feels!
* USS_ferryboat wishes she had a printer with ink
<littlestar> Feels??
<johncook> And make sure you send your comments either to the DB or Erwin or me
<Erwin> the E-D is even better
<SevWoman> with ink?
<littlestar> oh
<lizzyc> bye guys!!!
* Jor_ is out of ink for his printer too...
* USS_ferryboat has no ink for her printer
<SevWoman> jc, when will you snd the e-D??
<Erwin> the E-D is larger
<SevWoman> bye
<johncook> ls: well, if it's any consolation, everything Herman goes through, I've gone through once :-)
<Jor_> Bye lizzy!
<johncook> sevwoman: on Monday
<littlestar> bye, lizzy
<johncook> (which is Sunday night for USA and Europe)
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* SevWoman notices pizzacrus is coming off
<littlestar> John - really )c:
<NintendoGuru> john had a burger girl? :)
<SevWoman> ok, jc, thats ok for me!
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  ===== The voting is now over! =====
Session Close: Sat Apr 24 02:14:12 1999