Session Start: Fri Apr 30 16:13:24 1999
*** Now talking in #sevtrek
*** Topic is 'If you have any questions on the judging session, go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm'
*** Set by NovaFlash on Thu Apr 08 13:41:46
<johncook> nova: shhhhhh!!!!!
* #sevtrek is being logged
<JonasBashir> Finally, after a month, I'm back here!
<NintendoGuru> Good §ev!
<Ensignberrie> WAIT!
<NovaFlash> johncook: lol =]
<Ensignberrie> OH! Gizmo's gonna be here
<SevWoman> ok this may be slow today
<SevWoman> bear with me
*** ChanServ sets mode: -o Puam
*** ChanServ sets mode: -o johncook
*** ChanServ sets mode: -o SevWoman
<SevWoman> are we ready?
* Ensignberrie hopes Gizmo'll show up real quick
<NovaFlash> Just something weird: You know, with the wound on the side of my head it struck me that I looked a bit like Chocolatay when I looked in the mirror.
<Robot101> ok the script works =)
*** Robot101 sets mode: +o johncook
*** NovaFlash sets mode: +o SevWoman
*** Robot101 sets mode: +o Puam
*** NovaFlash sets mode: +o Majel
<NovaFlash> aren't we having fun =]
<Puam> rob, what script?
<NovaFlash> Puam: services
<Ensignberrie> brb
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<Nuggy> Are we starting yet??
<coolizzy> when I got kicked off the chat room about a minute ago, my old nickname stayed. Now I have another one up, how do I get rid of the first one?????
<SevWoman> sorry technical dificulties
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<NovaFlash> coolizzy: you simply wait until the old name times out.
<Ensignberrie> back, whehw
<Nuggy> Thats alright SevWoman I forgive you this once
<coolizzy> thanks
<NintendoGuru> or you register your nick and ghost it
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<Robot101> aww
<Robot101> I was about to do that
<NovaFlash> hehe =]
<NovaFlash> sorry
<NovaFlash> you can kill someone else, though.. =]
<JonasBashir> SevWoman... that's new.
<Puam> nop
<NovaFlash> coolizzy: lizzyc is available again
<coolizzy> how do I get it back?
<NintendoGuru> just change back
<Ensignberrie> Giz is having techincal difficulties...
<NovaFlash> /nick lizzyc
<NintendoGuru> /nick lizzyc
<NovaFlash> NintendoGuru: exactly =]
* Nuggy Starts playing with Enterforaprize Model..........Ow I hit Myself with the Starboard Nascell
*** coolizzy is now known as lizzyc
<Ensignberrie> She'd apperciate waiting for her, if that's possible
<lizzyc> yeah!!!
<NintendoGuru> heh
<Erwin> Nuggy has the model?
<NovaFlash> Nuggy: do you have burn wounds now, too?
*** Ensignberrie is now known as Crazyberrrie
<lizzyc> thanks guys :)
<Nuggy> Not quite
<NintendoGuru> I tried hanging my model but I wasn't too good at isolating its center of gravity :P
<NovaFlash> paper wounds?
*** Crazyberrrie is now known as Ensignberrie
* Ensignberrie cannot think right
*** Leita is now known as Cpt
<NintendoGuru> it wanted to flip upside down when I hung it
<Cpt> ACK
* NovaFlash cannot think left
*** Cpt is now known as CptLeitaTPor
<CptLeitaTPor> Ah, much better.
<Ensignberrie> try cCpt_Leita_TPor
<Ensignberrie> oops
* CptLeitaTPor laughs.
<Ensignberrie> Cpt_Leita_TPor
<NovaFlash> NintendoGuru: try putting a wire on both of the nacelles and one on the saucer, then connect those three wires and tie them in a knot. then hang it by the knot.
<NintendoGuru> hmm .. that would work :)
* SevWoman is getting frustrated
*** CptLeitaTPor is now known as Cpt_Leita_TPor
<NovaFlash> SevWoman: are you ready for judging yet?
<Cpt_Leita_TPor> ;)
* Nuggy Goes to sleep
<SevWoman> no it won't work
* Ensignberrie is lagging too badly
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<NovaFlash> Hey gizmo
<Gizmo> THANK GOD!!
<NintendoGuru> Well, there's Giz
<SevWoman> good sev Gizmo 
<NintendoGuru> Good §ev!
<Ensignberrie> Yay!
<lizzyc> Hi Gizmo!!!
<Nuggy> What is the prob SevWoman?
<Ensignberrie> Good Sev!
<Gizmo> I made it!!!
<Puam> rob, smone should get op in sevchat!
<Ensignberrie> I held them off Giz!
<Gizmo> KILL IRC!!!!
<Cpt_Leita_TPor> Killing IRC would be an illogical step.
<Nuggy> I 100% agree
<Ensignberrie> brb
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<Gizmo> I made it through sev.l.eu.org,  eldar.org wouldnt work
<Ensignberrie> Oh, i should've said that
<Ensignberrie> oops
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 114, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<JonasBashir> Oh, Gizmo!
<Gizmo> what?
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<Majel>  SevWoman requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BAD [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  GREEN [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NOT [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  OATH [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  PARTY [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SOLO [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  STOPPED [0%, 1] "Nominated."
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<JonasBashir> Nothing. You're here...
<NintendoGuru> TLE!
<NintendoGuru> Good §ev!
<lizzyc> hi The_Lone_Ensign!!!
<The_Lone_Ensign> I hate lagging!
<JonasBashir> Who doesn't
<The_Lone_Ensign> I was here a second ago...
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
*** The_Lone_Ensign is now known as Ensignberrie
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about BAD 
<Majel>  "You say that... like... it's a BAD thing."
<Puam> keep
<lizzyc> keep
<SevWoman> keep
* NintendoGuru rolls up his sleeves
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Cpt_Leita_TPor> keep
<JonasBashir> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<Ensignberrie> cut
<johncook> keep
<Ensignberrie> wait, I want to change! 
<Nuggy> keep
<Ensignberrie> keep
<Ensignberrie> sorry
<Erwin> keep
<NintendoGuru> unanimous :P
<Gizmo> keep
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about BAD.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 12 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [====================================] Keep = 100 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [] Cut = 0 %
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about GREEN 
<Majel>  "Damn the directive,Spook! They have GREEN women!"
<JonasBashir> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<SevWoman> cut
<Cpt_Leita_TPor> keep
<Ensignberrie> keep
<lizzyc> keep
<Cpt_Leita_TPor> Definitely keep
<johncook> keep
<Erwin> keep
<SevWoman> you can't say Definitely first
<Gizmo> cut
<Cpt_Leita_TPor> I already said keep, I was emphasising. ;)
<NovaFlash> cut
<SevWoman> oh
<Puam> cut
<Cpt_Leita_TPor> Just because I'm a newbie doesn't mean I'm an UTTER fool. ;)
<NintendoGuru> hehehe
<NintendoGuru> We like treating newbies like utter fools, it makes us feel better
<NintendoGuru> j/k
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about GREEN.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [====================] Keep = 55 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [================] Cut = 45 %
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about NOT 
<Majel>  "Captain's log... final note... Commander Spook... will NOT... be joining us... on this mission!"
<SevWoman> keep
<NintendoGuru> keep
<JonasBashir> cut
<Puam> keep
<Cpt_Leita_TPor> cut
<Ensignberrie> keep
<Nuggy> keep
<lizzyc> cut
<Gizmo> cut
<johncook> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<Erwin> cut
<Puam> keep
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about NOT.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about OATH 
<Majel>  "Don't worry Spook... when I took the OATH... I had... my fingers crossed!"
<NintendoGuru> cut
<JonasBashir> mute please
<Puam> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<SevWoman> keep
<Cpt_Leita_TPor> What does mute mean?
<Nuggy> keep
<SevWoman> huh?
<Cpt_Leita_TPor> keep
<NintendoGuru> someone who didn't vote
<NovaFlash> ok
<NovaFlash> i'll mute =]
<Cpt_Leita_TPor> Oh.
<SevWoman> oh
<johncook> keep
<Erwin> don't mind the mute
<Erwin> continue
<Robot101> keep
<JonasBashir> There it is
<Ensignberrie> cut
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about OATH.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [====================] Keep = 56 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [================] Cut = 44 %
<Gizmo> cut
<NovaFlash> cut
<JonasBashir> aaah, lag! wait!
<Erwin> cut
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about OATH.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===============] Keep = 42 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=====================] Cut = 58 %
<Puam> hehehe
<Erwin> wow, huge lag
<JonasBashir> keep
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about OATH.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=================] Keep = 46 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===================] Cut = 54 %
<NovaFlash> uh..yah
<Ensignberrie> brb
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about PARTY 
<Majel>  "Captains log supplemental, Spook is being a real PARTY pooper again..."
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<SevWoman> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<johncook> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<JonasBashir> neutral
<Cpt_Leita_TPor> cut
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<Ensignberrie> ok, back
<NovaFlash> keep
<JonasBashir> NG! Follow me to SevChat
<Nuggy> neutral
<SevWoman> this is slow
<Ensignberrie> what is it?
<Puam> cut
<JonasBashir> You too EB!
<NintendoGuru> ?
* NintendoGuru is there already
<Erwin> cut
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about PARTY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=======] Keep = 20 %
<Majel>  [=======] Neutral = 20 %
<Majel>  [======================] Cut = 60 %
<Gizmo> cut
<Ensignberrie> uh? hello? lagging still?
* SevWoman is lagging too
* Ensignberrie Is lagging the most
<Ensignberrie> I think
* Gizmo chants "KILL IRC! KILL IRC!"
<JonasBashir> I'm lagging because of a download
<Ensignberrie> IRC DIES! ICQ DIES! HOTMAIL DIES!
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about SOLO 
<Majel>  "Captain's Log... supplemental... I've decided... to make this... a SOLO mission ..."
<NovaFlash> JonasBashir: your download does not lag all of the people here =]
<SevWoman> keep
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* NintendoGuru chants "Espernet! Espernet!" :P
<NintendoGuru> cut
<lizzyc> keep
<Gizmo> YOUR ISP DIES!
<Cpt_Leita_TPor> keep
<Ensignberrie> cut
<JonasBashir> I know =]
<Gizmo> keep
<JonasBashir> But me...
<Erwin> keep
<JonasBashir> keep
<Gizmo> I like this one
<Ensignberrie> And YOURS, GIAMO!
<NovaFlash> giamo? hmm
<johncook> keep
<Ensignberrie> Yhe Itailain Gizmo
<Gizmo> LOL
<SevWoman> this is not going well for my first session :P
<Gizmo> Add that to my list of nicknames
<NovaFlash> lern type nrtomal
<NovaFlash> keep
<JonasBashir> I cnat typw corectky
<Puam> QUIT THE CHATTING!!!!
<Ensignberrie> It's not going well, period.
<Ensignberrie> SORRY!
<Erwin> for a first session it's not that baf
<NovaFlash> indeed. #sevchat is created for that purpose
<Erwin> bad
<JonasBashir> HEY!
<Majel> "chat is #sevchat"
<Gizmo> not as bad at Puam's first session.
<Puam> hey! i take offense!
<Majel> "Chat in #sevchat"
<Gizmo> that was bad, remember?
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about SOLO.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=============================] Keep = 80 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=======] Cut = 20 %
<Gizmo> And I'll chat where I want to chat!
<Ensignberrie> Giamo!
<Majel>  SevWoman requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BAD [100%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  GREEN [55%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  NOT [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  SOLO [80%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  STOPPED [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Gizmo> WHAT?
<Ensignberrie> Clam down, go to sevchat
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Gizmo> I'm fruastrated, I'm angry, I'm distracted, and I don't care what you guys think!
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<Ensignberrie> See ICQ message
<SevWoman> vote4 bad
<NintendoGuru> we never even kept/cut STOPPED
<NovaFlash> shortlist please?
<Puam> vote4 not
<NintendoGuru> oh well
<Majel> "Please vote4"
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<NovaFlash> h
<SevWoman> oops
<Erwin> that's right
* Gizmo sticks her tongue out at Sevilia
<NovaFlash> oh ok
<NintendoGuru> vote4 not
<Cpt_Leita_TPor> vote4 green
<Puam> hey, wait a sec
<Ensignberrie> vote4 BAD
<Erwin> we haven't done stopped
<lizzyc> vote4 bad
<JonasBashir> vote4 bad
<SevWoman> do we have to?
* Ensignberrie grabs Gizmo's tongue
<Erwin> back to eliminating, SevWoman
<johncook> vote4 bad
<Majel>  Now in NOMINATE mode. Maximum nominations per judge: 5.
* Puam thinks so
<NintendoGuru> looks like we don't care :P
<Gizmo> vote4 solo
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about STOPPED 
<Majel>  "That's never STOPPED... me before... Spook... and I don't intend... to start now!"
<NintendoGuru> keep going, it's bad enough as it is
<Cpt_Leita_TPor> vote4 bad
<Erwin> cut
<Nuggy> vote4 bad
<SevWoman> cut
<JonasBashir> keep
<Gizmo> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<NovaFlash> cut
<Puam> cut
<Ensignberrie> cut
<SevWoman> this is not going well
<Cpt_Leita_TPor> keep
<lizzyc> cut
<Erwin> it's just going a bit slow, that's all
<Gizmo> tell me about it
<Ensignberrie> it's a bad session, no one's fault
<NovaFlash> ...
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about STOPPED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=======] Keep = 20 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=============================] Cut = 80 %
<Erwin> irc freeze?
<SevWoman> no just lag
<Ensignberrie> I guess
<Ensignberrie> or no one said anything
<NovaFlash> just silence
<Erwin> irc freeze = extreme lag
<SevWoman> oh
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Majel>  SevWoman requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BAD [100%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  GREEN [55%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  NOT [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  SOLO [80%, 1] "Keep it!"
<NovaFlash> ...followed by a load of text filling a couple of screens
<Puam> sevviewo, it is  going good, trust me
<Erwin> vote4 bad
<SevWoman> vote4 bad
<Majel> "please vote4 now"
<Nuggy> vote4 bad
<JonasBashir> vote4 bad
<NintendoGuru> ho hum
<NintendoGuru> vote4 not
<Ensignberrie> vote4 bad
<lizzyc> vote4 bad
<NovaFlash> vote4 not
<Gizmo> vote solo
<johncook> vote4 bad
<Gizmo> Am I the only one who doesn't like bad?
<Cpt_Leita_TPor> vote4 green
<Cpt_Leita_TPor> vote4 bad
<NovaFlash> Gizmo: you're not
<JonasBashir> lag again. Not the download, though
<Puam> vote4 not
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BAD scored 8 vote(s).
<Majel>  NOT scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 11 Judges present: 14 High/Low: 8/0
<Puam> indeed, giz
<johncook> BAD is the winner - I'll email Wally immediately!!!
<SevWoman> Gizmo revote pleas
<JonasBashir> Bad won, obviously
<SevWoman> never mind
<Gizmo> me revote?
<Puam> dont bother
<SevWoman> yours didn't get counted but it doesn't matter
<Ensignberrie> obviuosly BAD got it
<NovaFlash> who's bad?
<JonasBashir> I'm bad
<NovaFlash> (michael jackson)
<NintendoGuru> unless her vote is worth 5 points... :P
<JonasBashir> I'm bad...
<Nuggy> ^_^
* SevWoman is waiting for JC to email
<Gizmo> Hey, where's Erin??
<NovaFlash> dummddummmdumm dedum...dedum dededum
<Ensignberrie> SHe had to go
<Gizmo> vote4 solo
<johncook> Sevwoman: what about?
<JonasBashir> Wow, dum
<SevWoman> you done?
<NintendoGuru> <johncook> BAD is the winner - I'll email Wally immediately!!!
<NovaFlash> WALLY!
<Gizmo> oh :(
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 014, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<NovaFlash> wow, JB?
<NovaFlash> bleepbloop
<johncook> Sewoman: continue, I have to write a whole email giving instructions to Wally on how to do the WAV file. This animation business is quite complicated, you know!
<JonasBashir> dumdedum, Dum!
<johncook> So don't wait for me
<JonasBashir> That's wow
<Majel>  SevWoman requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BRAIN [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CIGARETTE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DESK [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  EVIDENCE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NAME [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SOLVE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TRUTH [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<JonasBashir> Josh!
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about BRAIN 
<Majel>  "The aliens didn't remove my BRAIN, Mouldy"
<JonasBashir> keep
<lizzyc> keep
<SevWoman> keep
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Gizmo> no nominations?
<Erwin> keep
<Ensignberrie> cut
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<Gizmo> keep
<JonasBashir> JOSH!
<NovaFlash> keep
<SevWoman> no it is slow enough as it is
<Erwin> Only 7 punchlines
<Ensignberrie> What?
<NintendoGuru> SevPeople like to nominate on 10 or more
<Ensignberrie> huh?
<Ensignberrie> What? I'm lagging, aren't I?
<JonasBashir> Culd you follow me to SevChat?
<JonasBashir> Could, I mean
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about BRAIN.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [================================] Keep = 88 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====] Cut = 12 %
<Majel> "come on vote please"
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<JonasBashir> keep
<JonasBashir> again
<Nuggy> keep
<Puam> ok, guys, bye
<NovaFlash> ciao
<Erwin> go on, the keeps have it already
<NovaFlash> or whatever
<Puam> sevwomabn, you are DOING GREAT!!!
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about CIGARETTE 
<Majel>  "Sure, after the CIGARETTE Smoking Man kicks his habit."
<JonasBashir> Bye...
<NintendoGuru> cut
<JonasBashir> keep
<SevWoman> keep
<Puam> 4GREAT!
<Gizmo> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<SevWoman> thanks
<Ensignberrie> cut
<Erwin> keep
<JonasBashir> Josh!
<lizzyc> cut
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<Ensignberrie> yes?
<johncook> cut
<JonasBashir> Again calling you, and it isn't because of the lag
<Nuggy> keep
<JonasBashir> Could we talk in SevChat?
<NovaFlash> JOSH> REPORT IN REEADY ROOM!! (sevchat)
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about CIGARETTE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<JonasBashir> Thanks, NF!
<NintendoGuru> Rowdy Room ;)
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about DESK 
<Majel>  "Get me my own DESK and we'll talk."
<Gizmo> oh great
<NovaFlash> just continue.
<NovaFlash> yeah
<NovaFlash> wow
<Gizmo> cut
<NintendoGuru> keep
<lizzyc> cut
<SevWoman> cut
<Nuggy> cut
<Ensignberrie> cut
<Erwin> cut
<SevWoman> I am continuing
<NovaFlash> keep
<SevWoman> majel is lagging
<johncook> cut
<Majel> "sorry, I am slow today"
<johncook> Gotta go dudes. Catch you all on the flip side!
<JonasBashir> cut
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<NintendoGuru> later john
<JonasBashir> Bye, JC!
<NovaFlash> oh, so you're already at the end of all the judging and now you're waiting for the lag to catch up? =]
<SevWoman> :P
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about DESK.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [========] Keep = 22 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [============================] Cut = 78 %
<lizzyc> where's everyone going?
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about EVIDENCE 
<Majel>  "There is no EVIDENCE to support that conclusion"
<lizzyc> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Gizmo> cut
<Ensignberrie> keep
<SevWoman> keep
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<Ensignberrie> ops
<Ensignberrie> oops
<NovaFlash> keep
<JonasBashir> neutral
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<Erwin> keep
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about EVIDENCE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 12 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 38 %
<JonasBashir> We're really few people today
<JonasBashir> And still we manage to have a MUTE!
<NintendoGuru> heh
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about NAME 
<Majel>  "What? We're not even on a first NAME basis, Mouldy!"
<Gizmo> :)
<SevWoman> keep
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Ensignberrie> cut
<lizzyc> keep
<Erwin> keep
<JonasBashir> keep
<Gizmo> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<NintendoGuru> actually, the muts is robot101 isn't it?
<NintendoGuru> mute even
<Gizmo> I don't like any of these punchlines
<Erwin> muts? lol
<NintendoGuru> the mutt :P
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about NAME.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===========================] Keep = 75 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=========] Cut = 25 %
<NovaFlash> =]]
<Erwin> must is a Dutch word
<Erwin> muts
<NovaFlash> hehehe
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about SOLVE 
<Majel>  "Do you think we'll actually SOLVE a sev file?"
<JonasBashir> Double LOL
<NintendoGuru> cut
<NovaFlash> double typo on you, Erwin =]
<SevWoman> cut
<Gizmo> cut
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<Ensignberrie> cut
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<NovaFlash> solve a sev file? hah! never
<SevWoman> everybody's leaving
<Erwin> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<JonasBashir> Nope
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about SOLVE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [============] Keep = 33 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [========================] Cut = 67 %
<JonasBashir> keep
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about SOLVE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===============] Keep = 43 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=====================] Cut = 57 %
<JonasBashir> Next
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about TRUTH 
<Majel>  "I don't think so, Mouldy. The TRUTH is, you're out there!"
<NovaFlash> Previous
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Gizmo> cut
<SevWoman> cut
<JonasBashir> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<Erwin> keep
<lizzyc> keep
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<Ensignberrie> keep
<SevWoman> there goes the mute
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about TRUTH.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<NovaFlash> =]
<NintendoGuru> heheh
<NovaFlash> there goes the muts
<Erwin> lol
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<JonasBashir> EnsignBerrie! You're not answering
<Ensignberrie> waht?
<NintendoGuru> what's that mean anyway? or do I want to know?
<NintendoGuru> vote3 brain
<NintendoGuru> ack!
<NintendoGuru> vote4 brain
<Majel>  SevWoman requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BRAIN [89%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  CIGARETTE [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  EVIDENCE [50%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  NAME [75%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  TRUTH [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<JonasBashir> I'll say it here. Can you send me tapes of DS9 and VOY to Argentina if I pay to you?
<Gizmo> just don't ask about the meaning of the word pic..
<Erwin> vote4 truth
<NovaFlash> vote4 brain
<SevWoman> vote4 truth
<lizzyc> vote4 truth
<JonasBashir> vote4 brain
<NintendoGuru> vote4 brain
<Ensignberrie> I said I would if I could, but I can't
<NovaFlash> vote4 evidence
<JonasBashir> D'oh!
<SevWoman> I would JB but I haven't even seen them
<JonasBashir> But... could you?
<Ensignberrie> I have 2 problems, a) terrible reception, b) no tapes to use
<Ensignberrie> Yeah
<JonasBashir> Hmmm...
* SevWoman has one problem. not TV
<Ensignberrie> vote4 truth
<JonasBashir> And you, ferry?
<JonasBashir> Argh!
<SevWoman> no even
<NovaFlash> hehe
<SevWoman> hey you gave it away :P
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BRAIN scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  EVIDENCE scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  TRUTH scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 8 High/Low: 4/1
<JonasBashir> I have no luck.
<Gizmo> I wish I could, but I can't.
<Ensignberrie> oops! Well *I* didn't like some thought..
<JonasBashir> I know, Giz *hugs*
<Ensignberrie> Giz should be tired of hugs now...
* Gizmo hugs Jonas
* NovaFlash hugs self
<Majel>  EVIDENCE now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Gizmo> SevMAN?
<SevWoman> is truth good?
<JonasBashir> vote4 brain
<Ensignberrie> yup
<NintendoGuru> truth isn't funny :/
<Erwin> hmmm
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BRAIN scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  TRUTH scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 6 Judges present: 8 High/Low: 4/0
<Ensignberrie> I thought it was
<Erwin> Time to have a talk with Rik :-)
<NovaFlash> vote4 brain
<SevWoman> it was my pick
<JonasBashir> lizzyc?
<lizzyc> vote4 truth
<lizzyc> sorry
<Majel> "the winner is truth"
<JonasBashir> vote4 brain
<JonasBashir> Are you sure?
<SevWoman> fine
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about TRUTH.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BRAIN scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  TRUTH scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 8 High/Low: 4/0
<NintendoGuru> Majel is biased!
<Ensignberrie> brb
<NintendoGuru> LO
<JonasBashir> lizzyc, you're the last one...
<SevWoman> ok now it is close
<SevWoman> who hasn't voted
<Gizmo> WAIT!
<JonasBashir> Have to ask you... If I ask you (and we barely know each other...)
<Erwin> who's the mute?
<NovaFlash> BRAINBRAINBRAINBRAINBRAIN
<Gizmo> I haven't voted!
<JonasBashir> BRAIN!
<NovaFlash> vote4 brain ! BRAIN!
<NintendoGuru> brain brain brain!
<SevWoman> vote4 truth
<NovaFlash> BRAAIIAAHHNNnnuche uche
<Gizmo> just a sec
<SevWoman> truth truth
<JonasBashir> do the tally again
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BRAIN scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  TRUTH scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 8 High/Low: 4/0
* NintendoGuru pays Giz $50
<Erwin> truth is so much more funny
<NintendoGuru> no way
<JonasBashir> No man
<Gizmo> I don't like either of them!
<JonasBashir> Don't vote!
<NintendoGuru> "you're out there" what's so funny in that?
<JonasBashir> Abstent
<SevWoman> it is such a good twist on the theme
<NintendoGuru> I get the pun on "The Truth is out there" but it's too forced
<Gizmo> vote4 brain
<Erwin> hmm
<JonasBashir> Wow, Tie
<SevWoman> ok Sev Queen
<Ensignberrie> I guess it's not your type of humor
<Gizmo> yeah, it's forced
<Gizmo> SevQueen!
<SevWoman> fine next
<NovaFlash> let 'r roar!
<NintendoGuru> Well, chalk it up, cause john isn't here
<NintendoGuru> :P
<SevWoman> everyone agree?
<JonasBashir> Next, Twist?
<NovaFlash> yeah
<JonasBashir> Yah
<Erwin> I think it's a great pun
<Ensignberrie> bye! 
<Erwin> Puns often are when they are force
<Erwin> d
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 112, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Gizmo> bye?
<JonasBashir> BYE?
<NintendoGuru> it's too forced :/
<JonasBashir> I agree
<Ensignberrie> yeah, I'm gonna go now
<NovaFlash> yeah, bon appetit Ensignberrie
<NintendoGuru> and not funny
<SevWoman> waaaaaaah no one likes my session!
<JonasBashir> Oh, thn... bye
<Ensignberrie> Good §ev Everyone!!
* JonasBashir hugs SevWoman
<Gizmo> I'm staying!!
<Ensignberrie> I don't read Pits or Tiwst, SevWoman, it was a good session
<Ensignberrie> :-)
* Gizmo hugs Christina and says, "I'm staying no matter what."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Ensignberrie> bye again
<Majel>  SevWoman requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  CLEANERS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FOLD [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  HEY [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  IRONED [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  RAGE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TASSLE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
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<NintendoGuru> I read everything and I enjoy them all :)
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about CLEANERS 
<Majel>  "Each of them argued over who was going to take who to the CLEANERS."
<JonasBashir> cut
<NintendoGuru> I even have a finalist in Pits
<Gizmo> Pits is great!
<NintendoGuru> keep
<SevWoman> keep
<Gizmo> cut
<JonasBashir> lizzy, have a question for you (if you're tehre)
<SevWoman> I like all the competitions
<Gizmo> I like ironed and hey the best.
<NovaFlash> cut
<JonasBashir> We're 7
<Erwin> cut
<lizzyc> yes
<NintendoGuru> I like ironed and cleaners
<NovaFlash> sigh
<lizzyc> keep
<lizzyc> yes Jonas????
<NovaFlash> why is ensignberrie still on the server?
<SevWoman> me agrees with ng
<Gizmo> NintendoGuru: you have a finalist? Congrats!
<JonasBashir> I was asking everyone else...
<Gizmo> cause he's still online
<JonasBashir> I know we barely know each other
<NintendoGuru> hehe
<JonasBashir> But could I ask you a huge favor? (dramatic pause)
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about CLEANERS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===============] Keep = 43 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=====================] Cut = 57 %
<NintendoGuru> I've had 3 weeks worth of finalists now, and one winner
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about FOLD 
<Majel>  "Two rug FOLD up!"
<JonasBashir> No ties possible now
<NintendoGuru> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<SevWoman> keep
<Gizmo> neutral
<JonasBashir> keep
<NovaFlash> cut
<Erwin> cut
<lizzyc> what favor Jonas????
<NintendoGuru> so much for cleaners :/
<SevWoman> cleaners :(
<NovaFlash> dumdedumdedededededumdedededumdededeedumdumdumdummmm!!
<SevWoman> I liked that one
<JonasBashir> BIG favor. Taping and sending.... to Argentina, whre I leave. I'll pay back!
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about FOLD.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==========] Keep = 29 %
<Majel>  [=====] Neutral = 14 %
<Majel>  [=====================] Cut = 57 %
<Gizmo> It was okay
<NintendoGuru> how DARE you cut cleaners :P
<NintendoGuru> hehe
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about HEY 
<Majel>  "Hey! HEY! I just had this thing starched!"
<Gizmo> it's just a little..forced. And long.
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Gizmo> but the pun was nice,
<SevWoman> keep
<Erwin> what pun?
<JonasBashir> keep
<lizzyc> I don't think I can.  I just moved a little while ago, and all my tapes are packed. I'm sorry  :(
<lizzyc> keep
<NintendoGuru> taking someone to the cleaners = beating them up
<JonasBashir> aaah!
<Gizmo> about cleaners.
<Erwin> what's the pun?
<JonasBashir> Why? Why me? 
<Erwin> I don't get it
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about HEY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===========================] Keep = 75 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=========] Cut = 25 %
<Gizmo> Maybe it wasn't a pun..
<JonasBashir> Nobody can
<Erwin> I don't get fold either
<SevWoman> vote guys
<NintendoGuru> 3 mutts
<Gizmo> like a pileup for cars
<JonasBashir> Bwaaah! I'll never get those episodes!
* SevWoman wishes she had a TV
<Erwin> keep
<JonasBashir> GIZ, VOTE!
<NovaFlash> keep
<Gizmo> Ask..ask...*is thinking of who to ask*
<Gizmo> keep
<NovaFlash> just had to look up the word starched =]
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about HEY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===============================] Keep = 86 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=====] Cut = 14 %
<Gizmo> I know!
<NintendoGuru> heh
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about IRONED 
<Majel>  "Fortunately, the damage was easily IRONED out."
* Gizmo is going to ask her friend
<JonasBashir> Can't believe it! You don't know the meaning?
<NintendoGuru> KEEP
<SevWoman> keep
<Gizmo> I know she tapes Voyager
<JonasBashir> WHO????
<lizzyc> keep
<SevWoman> hey Giz can she send them to me too? :P
<JonasBashir> keep
* Gizmo hugs Jonas. You'll get your tapes!
<NovaFlash> 3 mutsen you say, NintendoGuru?
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about IRONED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [====================================] Keep = 100 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [] Cut = 0 %
<NintendoGuru> 3 mutts :P
<JonasBashir> I love you, Emily!  ... well, you know what I mean
<NintendoGuru> and still 3 mutts
<Erwin> 3 mutsen? lekker warm
<JonasBashir> Not me
<NovaFlash> indeed
<Gizmo> I did vote!
<NovaFlash> wekker larm =]
<SevWoman> vote you guys!
<Gizmo> keep
<Erwin> wekker alarm?
<NintendoGuru> keep keep keep
<NovaFlash> ja =]
<Majel> "please vote people"
<NovaFlash> knip
<Gizmo> quit with the dutch
<NovaFlash> houd
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about IRONED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [====================================] Keep = 100 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [] Cut = 0 %
<JonasBashir> knip? LOL
<JonasBashir> LOL
<NovaFlash> oh wait, it's cut and keep =]
<Majel> "No Dutch please"
* NintendoGuru pulls out a Zapper from his cloak and nails NovaFlash right between the eyes
<JonasBashir> Vote DdD!
<NovaFlash> so........ummmmmmmmmmmmm.......next?
<NovaFlash> woah
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about RAGE 
<Majel>  "Rug RAGE."
<NovaFlash> irc lag
<JonasBashir> Go ahead, SevW
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Erwin> wow IRC freeze
<SevWoman> ct
<SevWoman> cut
<JonasBashir> neutral
<Gizmo> cut
<NovaFlash> Erwin: me too
<JonasBashir> 4
<lizzyc> cut
<JonasBashir> 5
<Majel>  Well SevWoman, since you asked: the current punchline is RAGE 
<Majel>  "Rug RAGE."
<JonasBashir> Erwin, Nova!
* NovaFlash pulls nails out and tells NintendoGuru to eet een appel
<Gizmo> cut
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about RAGE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [] Keep = 0 %
<Majel>  [=======] Neutral = 20 %
<Majel>  [=============================] Cut = 80 %
<NovaFlash> cut
<JonasBashir> Get out of sev.nl.eu.org!
<NovaFlash> JonasBashir?
<Erwin> JB, I didn't vote because I didn't see anything happen
<Erwin> No I won't get out of sev.nl.eu.org
<NovaFlash> JonasBashir: no way =]
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about TASSLE 
<Majel>  "The consequence of TASSLE-to-tassle traffic..."
<NovaFlash> lol
<Erwin> cut
<JonasBashir> Go to eldar.org! I had huge lags on your server Johan!
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Gizmo> cut
<JonasBashir> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<SevWoman> keep
<NovaFlash> hmm
<Erwin> I will NOT leave sev.nl.eu.org
<lizzyc> cut
<Gizmo> I couldn't even get *on* eldar.org!
<NovaFlash> cut
<SevWoman> I still have lags
<Erwin> looking up tassle...
<JonasBashir> As you wish
<Gizmo> I had to use sev.nl.eu.org!
<SevWoman> tassle is a little thing of thread
<JonasBashir> I had too QUIT sev.nl.eu.org
<JonasBashir> And I always use it!
<SevWoman> it is a joke on bumper to bumper
<Erwin> hmmm
<NintendoGuru> a tassle is a .. well look at the comic
<JonasBashir> keep
<JonasBashir> change vote
<Erwin> cut
<JonasBashir> It's funny
<Gizmo> I don't like it.
<SevWoman> I think it's funny
<NintendoGuru> those strings at the long ends of the carpets, those are tassles
<NovaFlash> i can't even find it in my dictionary =]
<SevWoman> not my favorite though
<JonasBashir> LOL... it's great!
<NovaFlash> no they are NOT tassles
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about TASSLE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==========] Keep = 29 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==========================] Cut = 71 %
<JonasBashir> no?
<NovaFlash> they are tassels
<NintendoGuru> it isn't even tassle-to-tassle, it's a head-on collision
<JonasBashir> ah!
<NovaFlash> my dictionary says so
<SevWoman> true
<JonasBashir> aha
<NovaFlash> a mystery revealed =]
<Majel>  SevWoman requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  HEY [86%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  IRONED [100%, 1] "Keep it!"
<NintendoGuru> NEXT! :P
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<JonasBashir> TOD is online but not here...
<NintendoGuru> vote4 ironed
<NovaFlash> as in.. short list
<lizzyc> vote4 ironed
<JonasBashir> vote4 ironed
<Erwin> vote4 ironed
<SevWoman> vote4 ironed
<JonasBashir> let's do this unanimous
<NovaFlash> vote4 ironed
<SevWoman> we cut them all :)
<NovaFlash> =]
<NintendoGuru> unanimous
<Gizmo> I love them both!
<JonasBashir> Argh!
<Gizmo> I can't decide!!
<NintendoGuru> hey is good too, but ironed rules
<JonasBashir> U-NA-NI-MOUS
<Erwin> unanonymous
<NovaFlash> dummmdedummdedummmm...dededededededummmdeduummmdedummmmmm...dededededdidadummdedummmm
<SevWoman> go witht the flow :P
<NintendoGuru> and so did cleaners *sniff*
<NovaFlash> Erwin: lol =]
<JonasBashir> tally now
<SevWoman> two people have not voted
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  IRONED scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 6 Judges present: 7 High/Low: 6/0
<JonasBashir> Ironed won the same
<NintendoGuru> does it matter? :P
<NovaFlash> no it doesn't
<SevWoman> ok only one didn't
<Gizmo> I can't decide, so I'm not voting
<JonasBashir> Democratically, yes. Practically, nah!
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 122, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<NovaFlash> nextnextnextnextnextnextnextnextnextnextnexntengexntenxtenxtnexnetnxnenxtexxtenxtnxzzzzzzzzzzzz
<JonasBashir> Go on, Christina
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Majel>  SevWoman requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BURGER [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FEELINGS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  GENERAL [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  MARRYING [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TV [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  USUAL [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<JonasBashir> Just 6?
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about BURGER 
<Majel>  "BURGER girl wised up."
<Erwin> twist had 6 too
<NovaFlash> you're doig great SevWoman, it's just that i'm tired..
<SevWoman> cut
<Gizmo> cut
<Erwin> cut
<JonasBashir> neutral
<NovaFlash> cut
<SevWoman> I can't move any faster
<NintendoGuru> cut
<NovaFlash> fence sitter!! points at JonasBashir
<JonasBashir> It's cut!
<lizzyc> cut
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about BURGER.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [] Keep = 0 %
<Majel>  [=====] Neutral = 14 %
<Majel>  [===============================] Cut = 86 %
<JonasBashir> cut
* Gizmo applauds the first SevWoman
<JonasBashir> let's go with the flow
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about FEELINGS 
<Majel>  "He's expressing his FEELINGS."
<NintendoGuru> cut
<SevWoman> keep
<JonasBashir> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<Erwin> cut
<NovaFlash> bleepbloop
<Gizmo> neutral
<JonasBashir> 1 to go
<lizzyc> cut
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about FEELINGS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==========] Keep = 29 %
<Majel>  [=====] Neutral = 14 %
<Majel>  [=====================] Cut = 57 %
<JonasBashir> done
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about GENERAL 
<Majel>  "You mean right now, or in GENERAL?"
<NintendoGuru> keep
<SevWoman> keep
<Gizmo> keep
<JonasBashir> neutral
<NintendoGuru> funyn funny
<Erwin> keep
<JonasBashir> yeah, keep
<Gizmo> I like it
<JonasBashir> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<lizzyc> keep
<NovaFlash> calculating IQ.......47
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about GENERAL.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [====================================] Keep = 100 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [] Cut = 0 %
<Gizmo> I also like marryng
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about MARRYING 
<Majel>  "Whatshername is MARRYING whatshisface"
<SevWoman> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<NovaFlash> neutral
<JonasBashir> neutral
<Erwin> cut
<JonasBashir> don't get it
<NintendoGuru> it's ok
<Gizmo> keep
<JonasBashir> don't follow Pits that well
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about MARRYING.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==========] Keep = 29 %
<Majel>  [==========] Neutral = 29 %
<Majel>  [===============] Cut = 43 %
<NovaFlash> hey, get away from my fence JonasBashir
<JonasBashir> what???
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about TV 
<Majel>  "Nothing turning up the TV won't fix."
<SevWoman> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<JonasBashir> Retrieving expression... FENCE
<NovaFlash> you know, the fence sitting stuff
<Gizmo> cut
<Erwin> cut
<lizzyc> keep
<JonasBashir> keep
<NovaFlash> JonasBashir!!! when you vote neutral..you sit on the fence..we both voted neutral.. =]
<NovaFlash> neutral
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about TV.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==========] Keep = 29 %
<Majel>  [=====] Neutral = 14 %
<Majel>  [=====================] Cut = 57 %
<JonasBashir> aaah!
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about USUAL 
<Majel>  "Oh, just the USUAL heartache and rejection."
* Gizmo 's head hurts
<NovaFlash> JonasBashir: you hurt?
<lizzyc> cut
<NintendoGuru> keep
<SevWoman> keep
<Erwin> cut
<JonasBashir> ough!
<JonasBashir> nope =]
<JonasBashir> keep
* NovaFlash sets phizzer to "suppress headache" and phizzes Gizmo
<Gizmo> neutral
* Gizmo is sitting on the fence too :)
<NintendoGuru> hehe
<NovaFlash> keep
<Majel>  SevWoman asks about USUAL.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=====================] Keep = 57 %
<Majel>  [=====] Neutral = 14 %
<Majel>  [==========] Cut = 29 %
<Majel>  SevWoman requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  GENERAL [100%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  USUAL [57%, 1] "Keep it!"
<JonasBashir> We'll all end like Humpty Dumpty...
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<NintendoGuru> hehe
<JonasBashir> CRASHED!
<Erwin> vote4 general
* NovaFlash 's end of the fence is collapsing
<NintendoGuru> vote4 usual
<JonasBashir> vote4 general
<NovaFlash> WHAAAH!!
<SevWoman> vote4 general
<Erwin> woops, too soon
<Erwin> woops, too soon
<NovaFlash> -splat-
<lizzyc> vote4 general
<Erwin> vote4 general
<NintendoGuru> two very funny ones, one of them is mine
<SevWoman> was that fast enough
<NovaFlash> vote4 general
<NovaFlash> SevWoman: magnificent
<JonasBashir> Sorry NG
<Gizmo> vote4 general
<JonasBashir> You were THIS close
<NintendoGuru> I don't care this time, even though I wrote USUAL I like GENERAL a lot
<lizzyc> can I change??
<Gizmo> which one's yours?
<SevWoman> yes lizzyc
<lizzyc> vote4 usual
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  GENERAL scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  USUAL scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 7 High/Low: 5/0
<JonasBashir> It's obvious.
<Majel> "the winner is General"
<JonasBashir> And this is DONE!
<Gizmo> :)
<SevWoman> ok done
<NintendoGuru> General is better than mine, good one! :)
<SevWoman> did I do a good job? :P
<JonasBashir> Congrats SevWoman for an excellent session
* Gizmo stands up and cheers for Christina!
<Gizmo> GOOD FOR YOU!
* NintendoGuru gives SevWoman a standing ovation
<Erwin> you did a great job
<SevWoman> started out slow
<Gizmo> THE FIRST SEVWOMAN, AND A GREAT JOB!!
* Gizmo applauds
* NovaFlash has an accident with the fence sitting, and raises hand and feet to applaud for SevWoman!
<SevWoman> liked that last one though :þ
<JonasBashir> clap clap clap clap
* SevWoman bows
<SevWoman> any last comments?
<Gizmo> Three cheers for everyone's favorite ferry!
* NovaFlash pulls carpet from under SevWoman
<JonasBashir> Finally equality of sexes reached Sev
<NintendoGuru> I think people leaving freed up the server somewhat, eliminated a ton of lag
<SevWoman> hey!!
<NovaFlash> =]
<JonasBashir> Hip Hip
<Gizmo> HIP HIP HOORAY!!
<NintendoGuru> HOORAY!
<NovaFlash> ugh =]
<JonasBashir> Hip Hip
<lizzyc> I really have to go now guys!!! bye!!!!
<NintendoGuru> HOORAY!
<NintendoGuru> Good §ev!
<NovaFlash> good sev lizzyc
* SevWoman blushes
<Gizmo> bye!
<JonasBashir> Bye, lizzy!
<SevWoman> bye lizzy
<JonasBashir> And... so do I. Or my head will really hurt
<Gizmo> HIP HIP HOORAY!
<SevWoman> ok do I close it now?
<JonasBashir> Yes...
<NovaFlash> i m tired..as in that round rubber thing (no, not a condom, JonasBashir)
<NintendoGuru> sure
<JonasBashir> Bye transcript readers!
<NintendoGuru> fun session :)
<NovaFlash> Bye bye =]
<Gizmo> Bye!
<JonasBashir> LOL Johan!
* Gizmo hugs Jonas
<NovaFlash> oh.. and... Good Sev!
<Gizmo> Good Sev!
<SevWoman> Good §ev to all and to all a good ¿night?
<NintendoGuru> Good §ev!
<JonasBashir> Bye everyone...
<Erwin> NovaFlash you realise that's in the transcript, right?
<JonasBashir> yes, for me
<NovaFlash> Erwin: yeah I do =]
<NintendoGuru> night, morning, afternoon ...
<NovaFlash> NOW
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<JonasBashir> That's the good part about it, Erwin
<Erwin> lol
<NintendoGuru> ghehe
<NovaFlash> whoaah...yawn
<JonasBashir> ]Bye...
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  ===== The voting is now over! =====
Session Close: Fri Apr 30 17:37:54 1999