Session Start: Sat Jun 26 01:13:19 1999 *** Now talking in #sevtrek *** Topic is 'The Judging of Sev Wide Web Competition(s) number 021 is now in session! For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm.' *** Set by Majel on Sat Jun 26 01:08:01 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Majel Childish?? oh yeah? childish? Puam: thanx, forgot! Willfix now!!! * #sevtrek is being logged I'm an ensign Ewok, you can kill me and I'll come back hopelessly nostalgic and impractical, rather ok, everyone, continue chatting in #sevchat I see *** Majel changes topic to 'The Judging of Sev Wide Web Competition(s) number 021 is now in session! For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm.' Childish, lightsabers are not. oh gee, it worked! * Agent-D thinks lightsabres are the coolest weapons ever How did I do that? those who dont, will be kicked.... possibly the coolest weapons :-) Unfortunately I can't stay for the judging cos I gotta do some baby shopping type stuff with Wendy... What a list of punchlines! looks like it's going to be the old fashioned way.. can we still do smileys? Sorry, I am. In #sevchat, I will talk. * Cinga wonders why lightsabers should be cool. ohhhhhh, jc, thats cute  SevDummy requested the shortlist: Reload the finalish page! ... however, put my vote in for SENTENCE for the Sev Trek competition - it seems the most appropriate as a tribute comic strip *** lizzyc (rcauley@ppp4-39.sj.netmagic.net) has joined #sevtrek short shortlist, it is SHORT LIST! Puam: yeah yeah jc, i will remember Sevdummy: Try reloading - I've culled it down hello here dummy, I have them oh later sevilians! *** johncook has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) are there 6 for sev trek? punchlines? six, there are there are six punchlines ok  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 121, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. Always six there are. THERE___ARE___4!  SevDummy requested the shortlist:  CUE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  PAUSES [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SENTENCE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SHIRT [0%, 1] "Nominated."  WAISTLINE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  WOUNDED [0%, 1] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode. a master..and an apprentice and damn! who else?  SevDummy asks about CUE   "Quirk: Do you know what my next line is? McCorduroy: I'm a doctor, not a CUE card!" we're off to a start! yeeey cut lol keep cut cut cut keep keep keep keep keep keep beep..beep..beebebebebeepeeeeeeep  SevDummy asks about CUE.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=======================] Keep = 64 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=============] Cut = 36 % Umm... Yeah. ?  SevDummy asks about PAUSES   "Q: Buns....help....me....with...my.....dramatic ......PAUSES! M: Dammit, Gym, I'm a doctor, not a speech therapist!" no! yeah,.....um cut cut cut cut cut lol keep cut keep =]] cut keep can't keep em all cut  SevDummy asks about PAUSES.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==========] Keep = 27 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==========================] Cut = 73 %  SevDummy asks about SENTENCE   "Quirk: If you died, what's the SENTENCE you'd like to remembered by? Buns: ...not a writer!" keep cut Vote keep, I do. I have to tell you something..... JonasBashir says hi to us all via email =] keep neutral cut keep keep vote, do i? Hi, JB! keep keep cut *** littlestar (littlestar@ppp013.nas001-336k.warragul.dcsi.net.au) has joined #SevTrek yo littttlleeestaaarrrr Hi, ls michelle, estelette, etcetera! hey ls hey you are here good sev littlestar hello?  Well SevDummy, since you asked: the current punchline is SENTENCE   "Quirk: If you died, what's the SENTENCE you'd like to remembered by? Buns: ...not a writer!" Hullo Severyone! Here I am to wreck the day! Thanks for joining =] keep we know you are {{:) hoi littlestar  SevDummy asks about SENTENCE.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=======================] Keep = 64 %  [===] Neutral = 9 %  [==========] Cut = 27 %  SevDummy asks about SHIRT   "Quirk: Buns, can't you find me a SHIRT that doesn't rip every episode? McCorduroy: Dammit Gym, I'm a doctor not a seamstress!" hoi? that's swiss-german! cut cut lol Err...SevDummy? cut hoi is dutch too.. cut cut keep littlestar? yes? cut neutral keep cut cinga, no it isnt cut 'tizz me! =] ah... le dummy =] what's with the name? it's another personailty how appropiate..SevDummy.. he's trying to be dumb, as usual *** MJH has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) FCJ, Novaflash, Dummy, Dum, Dumdedumemisart, etc lol hold it..DUM, not DUMB it must be pretty crowded in there  SevDummy asks about SHIRT.  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [======] Keep = 18 %  [===] Neutral = 9 %  [==========================] Cut = 73 % Dumdedumisart? =) ahhhh, that makes sense... in where??? LOL  SevDummy asks about WAISTLINE   "Q:Buns, I need to control my WAISTLINE. B: DGIADNA...containment engineer." keep cut 't is not!...hey, let me look through that eye now! go away freak--- erm lol chat in #SevChat, or use the Force on you I will :) Whatever ya say, Dumbo cut cut cut keep Dumdedumimasary, typo, and so I think was that cut *** Taktaal (none@pop-ls-07-2-dialup-140.freesurf.ch) has joined #sevtrek keep hi taktaal! whoops oh come on that was funny  Well SevDummy, since you asked: the current punchline is WAISTLINE   "Q:Buns, I need to control my WAISTLINE. B: DGIADNA...containment engineer." he every1 greetings from Santa Barbara :) no chatting here.... hello keep Yeah, ditto. =) * EzzRica blows a raspberry cut :-ppppp  SevDummy asks about WAISTLINE.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==============] Keep = 40 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [======================] Cut = 60 %  SevDummy asks about WOUNDED   "Quirk: Shouldn't be taking care of the WOUNDED in Sickbay? McCorduroy: I'm a doctor, not a ... ... on my way, sir." ohhhhh cut keep ROFLOL keep keep cut keep keep keep cut it has ..something keep * EzzRica is still laughing keep  SevDummy asks about WOUNDED.  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [==========================] Keep = 73 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==========] Cut = 27 % Congrats! keep Whoops Wrong window, I write in. ghehe sorry..it's kept anyway.. taktaal: join #sevchat  Now in FINAL mode.  SevDummy requested the shortlist:  CUE [64%, 1] "Keep it!"  SENTENCE [64%, 1] "Keep it!"  WOUNDED [75%, 1] "Keep it!" wel.. vote4 sentence VOTE!! vote4 sentence vote4 wounded vote4 sentence vote4 wounded voye4 wounded vote4 sentence hmmm... john did some great job advertising for sentence... NGGJJII!! vote4 cue Puam: meaning? vote4 wounded vote4 wounded Yeah, but wounded is funnier! vote4 wounded jc said this was his favourite that settles the matter, i guess Bom/d'Oh ! =] can I cahnge my vote? yeah Yeah, he'll probably overrule. =/ just vote4 again  SevDummy requested the shortlist:  CUE [64%, 1] "Keep it!"  SENTENCE [64%, 1] "Keep it!"  WOUNDED [75%, 1] "Keep it!" yes No! can I change my vote? whoops  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  CUE scored 1 vote(s).  SENTENCE scored 4 vote(s).  WOUNDED scored 5 vote(s).  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 14 High/Low: 5/1 wounded has something, it makes also fun of quite a lot of past Sevtrek punchlines :-) Oh. Yes! Yeah =) vote4 sentence vote4 wounded lotsalag.. hmm.... well..one's out Oh...  CUE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." vote4 wounded WIll the ones that voted for CUE please revote? thank you I sense a gate coming on vote4 sentence urk >=/ vote4 wounded And I sense a fart coming on, but fortunately, you're not anywhere near me. You don't need to revote lol :D problem is, jc votes on sentence... Eww!  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  SENTENCE scored 4 vote(s).  WOUNDED scored 7 vote(s).  Casted votes: 11 Judges present: 14 High/Low: 7/0 But the mutes... dumy, use the fart *** Nuggy (kaji@slnew53p25.ozemail.com.au) has joined #sevtrek can we have the shortlist? SevDummy: AAARRGGHH! That's settled then! that's decided... Oh One fart and Wounded wins! yay the Fart is strong in you roflol *PRRTTT!* lol  Now in OFF mode.  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 021, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. *** Naraht (naraht@dt07q0n75.elp.rr.com) has joined #SevTrek Yo Naraht! stop being so disgusting. Ugh... my back hurts Just In Time For SCI FI use your sh*tsabre to defend yourself ok sorry bad joke Hi, Nick by me heu hey agent-d.... hehee Sorry, Cinga..Instead I'll just try to be polite and eat with knife and fork from my nose. yeah? * Agent-D is worried nick, my fellow opposite-meaning-haver  SevDummy requested the shortlist:  ANNOYING [0%, 1] "Nominated."  COSTUME [0%, 1] "Nominated."  DECAF [0%, 1] "Nominated."  JEALOUS [0%, 1] "Nominated."  NAKED [0%, 1] "Nominated."  STRIKE [0%, 1] "Nominated." dont overdo it Umm.. Huh? Woops, eating my brains out =] puam, okey dokey,  Now in ELIMINATE mode. sevD: huh? i don't get it  SevDummy asks about ANNOYING   "Well, you are the expert on ANNOYING.." Agent-D ;-) weesa vote on jar jar, okieday? cut cut cut ROFLMAO keep cut Cinga....being politically correct cut cut neutral wots the MAO? Puam? {{:/ cut Huh? keep My Ass Off, ionaT rolling on floor laughing my ass off! ah :-) Aren't we being disgusting today? (gee, who started it? ugh! ) hmmm...sounds painful... cut  SevDummy asks about ANNOYING.  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [======] Keep = 18 %  [===] Neutral = 9 %  [==========================] Cut = 73 % ugh indeed!  SevDummy asks about COSTUME   "At least, *he's* in COSTUME!" agreed. ugh? cut are we cave people here? cut cut cut keep cut probably keep people, can the mutes vote plz? cut * EzzRica tries to imitate a caveman without much luck cut cut cut beep......beep...beepbeebebebeeeeeep  SevDummy asks about COSTUME.  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [======] Keep = 18 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==============================] Cut = 82 %  SevDummy asks about DECAF   "Maybe he should switch to DECAF!" keep cut cut keep cu cut keep keep cut cut keep cut who are those mutes? cut Umm... lizzyc *** Nuggy has quit IRC (Quit: BRB) if you dont vote, plz leave #sevtrek That's ONE And nuggy Oh.  SevDummy asks about DECAF.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [================] Keep = 45 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====================] Cut = 55 %  SevDummy asks about JEALOUS   "JEALOUS he got all your screentime?" ohhhhh saulus arg cut keep cut cut keep cut cut cut neutral keep cut hmm 4VOTE please.. * EzzRica yawns  SevDummy asks about JEALOUS.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==========] Keep = 27 %  [===] Neutral = 9 %  [=======================] Cut = 64 %  SevDummy asks about NAKED   "Well, at least he's not NAKED!" eep it going SevDummy BLBL =] cut eep? =] keep Yeah, thanks god. EEP!! keep keep cut keep neutral *** Nuggy (BorgIRC@slnew53p25.ozemail.com.au) has joined #sevtrek keep cut keep welcome back!  SevDummy asks about NAKED.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 6 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [======================] Keep = 60 %  [====] Neutral = 10 %  [===========] Cut = 30 % Hi again  SevDummy asks about STRIKE   "STRIKE him down and take your place as sidekick." LAST ONE KEEP keep keep keep cut cut keep cut keep cut  SevDummy asks about STRIKE.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 6 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [======================] Keep = 60 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==============] Cut = 40 % cut  Now in FINAL mode.  SevDummy requested the shortlist:  NAKED [60%, 1] "Keep it!"  STRIKE [55%, 1] "Keep it!" ah hell I missed it! vote4 strike vote4 naked vote4 strike vote4 strike rob, now, that was recorded vote4 naked vote4 naked vote4 strike vote4 naked vote4 naked cut strike is strange cut??? vote4 naked yeha but kinda funny strike is perfect, a reference to RoJ Naked is sick! *** Nuggy has quit IRC (Quit: Assimilated by 11<12<2< BorgIRC 2>12>11> 1.4 ©1999 STING Innovations Inc. 12http://surf.to/borgirc / 12http://borgirc.cjb.net)  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  NAKED scored 6 vote(s).  STRIKE scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 15 High/Low: 6/0 Not the kind of think I want to think about... what reference?? no it's not..it goes according to the movie! RoJ??? 4Any second thoughts anyone? where vader goes "strike him down and take your place as enmporer" or sonmething BB, I know for a fact that under all the clotehs we wear, we are all naked *** Nuggy (BorgIRC@slnew53p25.ozemail.com.au) has joined #sevtrek hang on ahh... Return of the Jedi i'm having seconds... you sure, agent? Yeah, but I don't want to think about JarJar naked! well, then it's kinda funny naked is funnier... Ezz, well, it helps if you are wearoing clothes of course I do!!! Better than Jabba! so vote for strike! :) Robot101: agreed being puritan again, Blueberrie? ;) I did. NintendoGuru: the logic? vote4 strike =/ vote4 strike .......I think so stop discussing and go with the majority naked is too obvious a joke naked won  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  NAKED scored 4 vote(s).  STRIKE scored 6 vote(s).  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 16 High/Low: 6/0 strike is more clever yes rob???? UGH damn! ****! Well. 4Anyone having third thoughts? rob, was that your line??? No... thats your fauld SevDummy, if you hadn't stopped to 'discuss' naked would have won strike! strike! strike! live up to your name or what Robot101: shoot me =] =) that's three strikes, and nake'ds OUT! * Robot101 shoots SevDummy  NAKED scored 1000000 votes. lol lol no no rob.... Rob: Then strike him down and take your place as Dum! =) aha, well, surely strike wins then lol Rob, in charge of the DB? hmmm surely  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 119, please stand by.  Retrieval complete.  Now in ELIMINATE mode.  SevDummy requested the shortlist:  AFRAID [0%, 1] "Nominated."  BARK [0%, 1] "Nominated."  CAFFEINE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  MOUSE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  WARNING [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SevDummy asks about AFRAID   "I told you he was AFRAID of mice!" 4DUMDEDUMMY! keep cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut  SevDummy asks about AFRAID.  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 7 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [====] Keep = 11 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================================] Cut = 89 % snip snip!  SevDummy asks about BARK   "Must you always BARK when you come in?" cut cut keep cut keep keep keep keep cut  SevDummy asks about BARK.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 7 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [====================] Keep = 56 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================] Cut = 44 %  SevDummy asks about CAFFEINE   "Ok, no more CAFFEINE for Fluffy!" ... keep cut keep cut keep keep missed it again keep cut keep keep keep  SevDummy asks about CAFFEINE.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 6 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=========================] Keep = 70 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [===========] Cut = 30 %  SevDummy asks about MOUSE   "You can come down now, the MOUSE is gone." keep keep *** Nuggy has quit IRC (Quit: Assimilated by 11<12<2< BorgIRC 2>12>11> 1.4 ©1999 STING Innovations Inc. 12http://surf.to/borgirc / 12http://borgirc.cjb.net) keep cut cut keep cut cut this competition is weak... cut * EzzRica is listening to Wild Wild West cut sure is cut yeeeeeaaahh  SevDummy asks about MOUSE.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [=============] Keep = 36 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=======================] Cut = 64 %  SevDummy asks about WARNING   "They should put WARNING signs on those electric toy mice..." cut keep cut keep keep netural keep neutral keep cut death to the cats! ;) keep lol this is the only one I like of this comp keep This is Tula, Ionas little sis yo tula keep Umm... Hi, Tula yotula? Hi everyone  SevDummy asks about WARNING.  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [==========================] Keep = 73 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==========] Cut = 27 % /ctcp PhotonTorpedo Cinga  Now in FINAL mode. Tula? Howd you pronounce that?  SevDummy requested the shortlist:  BARK [56%, 1] "Keep it!"  CAFFEINE [70%, 1] "Keep it!"  WARNING [73%, 1] "Keep it!" too la right? Toolah? 4DUMDEDUMMY! VOTE4! vote4 warning I used to know a girl called Tula vote4 warning vote4 warning where do you live? hello vote4 bark vote4 caffeine yeah, warning will win! vote4 caffeine vote4 caffeine its a much cleverer punchline Hi, Tula (c: Vote4 bark vote4 bark because its unexpected vote4 bark the warning one is just naff I'm neutral go bark! go bark! vote4 bark Hello? you did it rob! did you notice that the cat's head is drawn wrongly? NO! go bark!..to hell(o)! Tula???? Where do you live? the eyes are above, but the ears are below... *** Agent-D is now known as SEGA_Guru looks fine to me! Hi BB *** MJH (Q@p192.amax24.dialup.dal1.flash.net) has joined #sevtrek O_o (c: vote4 bark ? the eyes ARE below I sense a war coming...  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  BARK scored 5 vote(s).  CAFFEINE scored 2 vote(s).  WARNING scored 2 vote(s).  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 16 High/Low: 5/0 New Zealand agent-d, you'll have to revote * NintendoGuru strikes down Sega and takes his place as Guru oh  CAFFEINE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." you changed your name AND NO OS-WARS!!! d/oh Puam I voted for Bark  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  BARK scored 5 vote(s).  WARNING scored 2 vote(s).  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 16 High/Low: 5/0 oh BARK IS THE WINNER! Oh agend-d, your vote is lost when you change name why are there 6 mutes? HELLPEEIE!! BARK!!!  WARNING now gets status "Cut by SevMan." and Linux is the best O/S puam since when? WHO is mute? BARF! Go, Nintendo!  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  BARK scored 5 vote(s).  Casted votes: 5 Judges present: 16 High/Low: 5/0 BARFBARFBARF! vote4 bark agent-d since majel exists ok everyone vote now =) woof uhm never happened like that before  Now in OFF mode. * NintendoGuru shrugs Well now, that was it =] *** SevDummy is now known as Sevdummy huh... where is JC? and, BTW, the question is not which OS to use but which hardware platform *** Sevdummy is now known as SevDummy *** SevDummy is now known as NovaFlash shopping.... He left *** NovaFlash is now known as SevDummy ugh Baby shopping ack! when was he here? Guess he's buying a new kid. =) i have to go baby shpopping too DEC Alpha with Linux yes, and now, I must make an enemy out of NintendoGuru for no otehr reason then his chosen console surport baby shopping? gee..how much do they cost nowadays? tak: why? is the G3 so obvious a choice? Blueberrie : lol They're bloody expenisive! *** SevDummy sets mode: +ooo Cinga EzzRica ionaT *** SevDummy sets mode: +ooo littlestar lizzyc MJH hey! ta! *** SevDummy sets mode: +ooo Naraht NintendoGuru SEGA_Guru hey, you op Cinga, but not me!!!!!!!!!!!! woohoo! Thanks! *** SevDummy sets mode: +oo Taktaal The_Lone_Ensign thanx arg Thanx Kicking Majel offline dummy, that's stupid Taataa 4 months to go! yay! i think...? *** No groups needed to be changed  Now in OFF mode.  ===== The voting is now over! ===== Session Close: Sat Jun 26 01:52:54 1999