Session Start: Sat Jul 10 01:00:37 1999 * Logging #Sevtrek to '#Sevtrek_990710.log'  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 23, please stand by. Oh... it's weird is why  Retrieval complete.  Now in OFF mode.  ===== The TallyBot (v 2.3.095A) is alive!. ===== *** Majel changes topic to 'The Judging of Sev Wide Web Competition(s) number 23 is now in session! For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm.' *** Ianna (sarah4742@sev-23550.ipt.aol.com) has joined #sevtrek Yo! Good Sev! Hi! Oh Hi, Ianna * NG|Away is back. Gone: 19m 12s *** NG|Away is now known as NintendoGuru Hi, Ianna! hello hey Yeah - congratulations, John! I saw the Sev Wars trailer on TV last night!! Lets the show begin! Please... Umm... JC, you should have let the Gainweight punchline win last week's. people, if Itold you I had to go offline becasue my sister wanted to check her e-mail NOW what would you think?  Now in ELIMINATE mode.  SevMan requested the shortlist:  BEATEN [0%, 1] "Nominated."  CUTE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  HEART [0%, 1] "Nominated."  OUTSELL [0%, 1] "Nominated."  RESIST [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SPINOFF [0%, 1] "Nominated." Huh? D - right now?! yeah  SevMan asks about BEATEN   "Since when have we BEATEN anything?" she KNOWS I do this each and every week as well keep cut and shes jsut storemd off to her beedroom now keep keep keep *** lizzyc (rcauley@sev-1528.sj.netmagic.net) has joined #sevtrek How old is she? cut awww 16 Oh... Hey, lizzy! keep hi!! I just want to say JC picked my favorite punchline about bald captains =) I hated that one!  SevMan asks about BEATEN.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [==========================] Keep = 71 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==========] Cut = 29 % keep Umm... Nope yeah options | irc | control The philosophical branche doesn't know (c: that's better just right clcik and control cut i was on majel's ignore list :-))  SevMan asks about BEATEN.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [========================] Keep = 67 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [============] Cut = 33 % haha d'oh! lol, why?  SevMan asks about CUTE   "Aww ... how could I blast anything that CUTE?" dunno =]]] * SevMan feels the lag... brb keep mmmm keep keep keep neutral cut cut cut Don't be a mute, join the voting!  SevMan asks about CUTE.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=====================] Keep = 57 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [===============] Cut = 43 % keep  SevMan asks about HEART   "No one has the HEART to shoot them." cut keep cut neutral cut keep keep cut  SevMan asks about HEART.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==============] Keep = 38 %  [====] Neutral = 12 %  [==================] Cut = 50 % keep aaaaargh... that lag  SevMan asks about OUTSELL   "They OUTSELL us in action figures." cut cut Is Majel sick? cut cut cut Keep cut no, the network is keep cut Huh?  SevMan asks about OUTSELL.  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [========] Keep = 22 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [============================] Cut = 78 %  SevMan asks about RESIST   "M-must RESIST hugging it!" cut cut cut cut cut What is "M" anyway? kut kut? kut! Cut Shlamko: hesitation :) !! neutral vut vut! :P not many of us here, huh? cut hmm.. do you guys know what "kut" means over here? ceep!  SevMan asks about RESIST.  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [] Keep = 0 %  [====] Neutral = 12 %  [================================] Cut = 88 % so it should be mmm... ummm..no...do I want to know?  SevMan asks about SPINOFF   "They have more SPINOFF potential!" keep I got an idea.... I think cut not if you want to have an R rating on this chan cut neutral keep cut oh hehe cut JC's punchlines are always trouble...  SevMan asks about SPINOFF.  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==========] Keep = 29 %  [=====] Neutral = 14 %  [=====================] Cut = 57 % tle and BB??? Ack! yeah? vote! oh vote4 who? vote4 OUTSELL too late I'm seriously lagging... We need the shortlist here...  SevMan requested the shortlist:  BEATEN [67%, 1] "Keep it!"  CUTE [62%, 1] "Keep it!"  HEART [44%, 1] "Keep for now." me 2  Now in FINAL mode. We are voting4? vote4 cute vote4 beaten *** Blueberrie has quit IRC (Quit: ) okay.. vote4 beaten *** Erin (me@sev-52872.adsl2.avtel.net) has joined #sevtrek *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Erin Better. beaten doesnt answer the question hi Erin!!! vote4 heart But it's funny i dunno vote4 beaten vote4 heart You're voting already?? Jeez... vote4 cute  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  BEATEN scored 3 vote(s).  CUTE scored 2 vote(s).  HEART scored 2 vote(s).  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 9 High/Low: 3/0 Beaten is appropriate to the stormtroopers, it implies they crumple to ANY assault .. which is true ;) And the other two aren't answering the question anyway hmm... very close mutes? two tle????? vote4 cute ? the same two .. TLE and BB Mutes!! Vote "mmph"! lagging again brb vote4 GAINWEIGHT *** TLE has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  BEATEN scored 3 vote(s).  CUTE scored 3 vote(s).  HEART scored 2 vote(s).  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 8 High/Low: 3/0 argh * NintendoGuru shakes his head *** TLE (geckos21@sev-8446.nev.mo.ipa.net) has joined #sevtrek Vote4 beaten ok, anyone wanna talk about it? vote4 OUTSELL It can't hurt... tle, its not in the list! sorry TLE, outsell is cut yeah, good idea - let's have a discussion about it vote4 beaten oh OOps so, what is there? 1 minute sharp! I hate lags  SevMan requested the shortlist:  BEATEN [67%, 1] "Keep it!"  CUTE [62%, 1] "Keep it!"  HEART [44%, 1] "Keep for now." vote4 beaten  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  BEATEN scored 5 vote(s).  CUTE scored 2 vote(s).  HEART scored 2 vote(s).  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 9 High/Low: 5/0 ok, its beaten BEATEN! heh, kepp that and run :) keep :( The problem with cute, is that it says tje stormtroper DID hit sometjhing... Beaten beat the compitition! hurray!  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 123, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. oh, underpants )c: sev trek! lol  SevMan requested the shortlist:  EXTRA [0%, 1] "Nominated."  HAIRLINES [0%, 1] "Nominated."  KISSABLE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  PAUSE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  RECYCLE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  WOMEN [0%, 1] "Nominated." Well? long live the lagg LAg long and prosper The lag is strong in this one... Whoo boy. May the lag (not) be with us! that's odd "SevMan is a SevHead!" I'm gonna eat you little laggi Judge me by my lag, do you? lol lol!  Now in ELIMINATE mode. log!  SevMan asks about EXTRA   "To boldly knock off at least one EXTRA a show." judge me by my underpants, do you? ah, finally cut cut cut rather not! keep cut keep netral neutral Erin...no!!  SevMan asks about EXTRA.  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==========] Keep = 29 %  [=====] Neutral = 14 %  [=====================] Cut = 57 % it's nice, but doesn't hit the spot. =)  SevMan asks about HAIRLINES   "To push back HAIRLINES and expand waistlines." mutes? cut keep keep cut cut cut cut poorly writen, but good keep  SevMan asks about HAIRLINES.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==============] Keep = 38 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [======================] Cut = 62 %  SevMan asks about KISSABLE   "To seek out new attractive, KISSABLE lifeforms!" keep cut it's a gonner cut cut keep  SevMan asks about KISSABLE.  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==============] Keep = 40 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [======================] Cut = 60 % keep cut *** Shonto (graham.t@sev-35800.dialup.xtra.co.nz) has joined #sevtrek hi She lags but she works fast! cut come'on guys, i aint got all night hi Shonto!! Hi Hullo! oh whoops  Well SevMan, since you asked: the current punchline is KISSABLE   "To seek out new attractive, KISSABLE lifeforms!" *** Shonto is now known as IonaT cut "The current punchline is kissable"! lol!! Oh, Iona keep  SevMan asks about PAUSE   "To...perfect...the... dramatic...PAUSE" hehehe keep keep keep keep * NintendoGuru kisses the vurrent punchline it's my little sister's nick cut keep cut current :P  SevMan asks about PAUSE.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [==========================] Keep = 71 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==========] Cut = 29 % Ah... keep[ a winner keep  SevMan asks about RECYCLE   "To RECYCLE sets, props, plots, and scripts." keep cut cut cut keep! keep cut keep come on, mutes!  SevMan asks about RECYCLE.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Equal vote.".  [==================] Keep = 50 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==================] Cut = 50 % keep  SevMan asks about WOMEN   "To explore... strange new WOMEN - er, worlds..." Well, mutes? You can make a difference! keep keep keep cut cut keep keep keep keep  SevMan asks about WOMEN.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [============================] Keep = 78 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [========] Cut = 22 % Women are Kirk, but not sev-trek  SevMan requested the shortlist:  PAUSE [75%, 2] "Keep it!"  RECYCLE [56%, 2] "Keep it!"  WOMEN [78%, 2] "Keep it!" Huh?  Now in FINAL mode. whoops vote4 pause please vote4 vote4 women vote4 recycle vote4 women erm, coudl we have teh lsit please? vote4 pause vote4 pause vote4 women SevMav, vote  SevMan requested the shortlist:  PAUSE [75%, 2] "Keep it!"  RECYCLE [56%, 2] "Keep it!"  WOMEN [78%, 2] "Keep it!" vote4 recycle  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  PAUSE scored 3 vote(s).  RECYCLE scored 2 vote(s).  WOMEN scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 3/0 Huh. argh WOMEN is soooo Kirk :) TLE! so is PAUSE vote or get out! but not Sev sorri yeah, pause is good as well Recycle is Sev, the other are kirk Why do you keep saying not sev? what do you mean? any discussion? hmmm If it's Kirk, it's Quirk, so it's Sev. If it was Kirk on the strip, women was great. But it's the enterforaprize! ok, i think i'm gonna cut recycle and ask a revote too late to vote? but it's Kirk saying it nop, TLE no tle Yeah, but you know it's Quirk talking But it's the enter... vote4 WOMEN Like the starting of the show  RECYCLE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." vote4 pause vote4 WOMEN It's Quirk *in* the Enterforaprize  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  PAUSE scored 3 vote(s).  WOMEN scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 4/0 Oh vote4 pause vote4 women  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  PAUSE scored 4 vote(s).  WOMEN scored 5 vote(s).  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 5/0 I'd be happy with either vote4 pause  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  PAUSE scored 5 vote(s).  WOMEN scored 5 vote(s).  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 5/0 aaaaargh ugh aaaaarg Huh. hehe sorry, I just liek that one That's it, §ev Queen on that one no sev queen present blah! what did you do about last week? john decided O.k: Women are only quirk. Pause it's quirk and sevtrek so people, while we have the change, vote! And chose the worst one... change=chance Women may be only Quirk, but Quirk likes to impose his views on others vote4 WOMEN Shlamko, what the heck are you talking about??? pause is only Quirk too, really.. well, considereing women, it's like the intro I don't know, I don't like the whole women issue... yeah, women is like the intro :) so it's an error, slip of the tongue, it might be good This is about Quirk! vote4 women  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  PAUSE scored 4 vote(s).  WOMEN scored 6 vote(s).  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 6/0 When you los, you lose... :( let's get on Methinks women has won what's about twist? Twist is a fortnight Methinks Twist will be next week no twist this week  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 130, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. going to pits! * Agent-D ...  Now in ELIMINATE mode.  SevMan requested the shortlist:  CANCEL [0%, 1] "Nominated."  INVITED [0%, 1] "Nominated."  PLANS [0%, 1] "Nominated."  REHEARSED [0%, 1] "Nominated."  STILL [0%, 1] "Nominated."  TELL [0%, 1] "Nominated." Well, soon I'll go. No pits for me, Fortnight? I've never figured out what that meant... 2 weeks  SevMan asks about CANCEL   "That means you'll CANCEL the wedding, right?" cut bye Shlamko keep cut keep *** Shlamko has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) sorry :-) Oh... cut cut keep Two? It's in one week, isn't it? keep keep  SevMan asks about CANCEL.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [======================] Keep = 62 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==============] Cut = 38 % bye, I don't know the pits :-) two weeks from when it started, Erin  SevMan asks about INVITED   "Does this mean I'm INVITED to the wedding?" Huh? keep bye tle keep keep cut cut keep You don't? cut keep  SevMan asks about INVITED.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [======================] Keep = 62 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==============] Cut = 38 % *** TLE (geckos21@sev-8446.nev.mo.ipa.net) has left #sevtrek Erin: he started the comic last week, and it's lasting till next week, therefore 2 weeks  SevMan asks about PLANS   "Is this going to interfere with your wedding PLANS?" keep cut keep cut Yeah, but it's in a week cut keep Oh, wait... Never mind cut  SevMan asks about PLANS.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [===============] Keep = 43 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=====================] Cut = 57 % hm..  SevMan asks about REHEARSED   "I never REHEARSED this part." cut keep keep cut cut keep keep keep  SevMan asks about REHEARSED.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [======================] Keep = 62 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==============] Cut = 38 %  SevMan asks about STILL   "So are you STILL going to marry Raoul?" cut keep keep cut cut keep "SevMan is a SevHead!"  SevMan asks about STILL.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Equal vote.".  [==================] Keep = 50 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==================] Cut = 50 % go Majel! keep lol  SevMan asks about TELL   "Which one of us is going to TELL Raoul?" keep cut cut cut cut keep cut cut  SevMan asks about TELL.  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [=========] Keep = 25 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [===========================] Cut = 75 %  Now in FINAL mode.  SevMan requested the shortlist:  CANCEL [62%, 1] "Keep it!"  INVITED [62%, 1] "Keep it!"  REHEARSED [62%, 1] "Keep it!"  STILL [57%, 1] "Keep it!" hmm vote4 still vote4 cancel vote4 rehearsed vote4 invited vote4 rehearsed vote4 cancel vote4 rehearsed vote4 invited this could be close  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  CANCEL scored 2 vote(s).  INVITED scored 2 vote(s).  REHEARSED scored 3 vote(s).  STILL scored 1 vote(s).  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 8 High/Low: 3/1 still goes  STILL now gets status "Cut by SevMan." hmm * NintendoGuru ponders the rest revote plz NintendoGuru vote4 cancel cancel, NG!!!  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  CANCEL scored 3 vote(s).  INVITED scored 2 vote(s).  REHEARSED scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 8 High/Low: 3/0 Rehearsed argh yeah!!! Invited is similar to cancel only funnier! hmm.. everybody agree invited goes? Aww... is cancel very funny? no! No! Invited is good! yes, it goes ok, we'll talk about it... Noooo! * SevMan will not change this time I don't like rehearsed... cancel and invited are both fine for me Invited seems funnier than cancel...but rehearsed is best i like rehearsed, it really ends the story... I really don't care. ... rehearsed refers to the previous comps rehearsed kinda fits in with last week they're all great. yeah, they are all good Yeah no-one will revote? i'm not * IonaT is sticking with REHEARSED * SevMan too yeah, same here ok, what does the rest say? Invited I say you took away STILL from me ;_; sory NG, only one vote, it went... hehe Still wasn't that funny no revotes? then i'll note this as undecided Nope oh hang on Oh, well...  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  CANCEL scored 3 vote(s).  INVITED scored 2 vote(s).  REHEARSED scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 8 High/Low: 3/0 Fine! I'll revote! hmm... invited goes  INVITED now gets status "Cut by SevMan." but cancel isn't funny! i'm sorry vote4 rehearsed this democracy IonaT Argh!!  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  CANCEL scored 3 vote(s).  REHEARSED scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 8 High/Low: 4/0 ok, still one.... It's called irony, iona :) vote4 rehearsed  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  CANCEL scored 3 vote(s).  REHEARSED scored 5 vote(s).  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 8 High/Low: 5/0 I KNOW that :( but Invited was BETTER irony ok, we have a winner probably, but alas... Yeah. Invited is very ironic :-) any last words before i close down? like "how's wendy doing, JC???" Yeah: "GONG!" Umm... Okay. Where IS JC anyway? At the mechanic GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY OR I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!! The Mechanic GO SEV! Wait... No. Wrong words! KILL ALL SOUP! Umm... Good sev, everyone! bye, my dear grand-children who will be reading this! Underpants to you all! hehe lol Good underpants! * Ianna slaps Ianna around a bit with a large trout ok, majel is going bye guys, till later! * Erin slaps Majel around a bit with a large trout  Bye, Majel  Now in OFF mode.  ===== The voting is now over! ===== Session Close: Sat Jul 10 01:44:45 1999