well, it's time 8-? We gonna do this with only 5 people? With 5 voters, every vote count. no,4, I'm not staying I wish I had my punchline there... Okay... Four people. Wow. 4 isn't that many :/ I know I'm tired and I don't feel like voting. I was only here because I wanted to ask John what it was he wanted to ontact me about If I had my punchline now, it would have won for sure! And I did Okay... cya people *** QuasarWave has quit IRC (Quit: They say time is the fire in which we burn... Right now, my time is running out.) Bye! Bye Bye! *** Blueberrie sets mode: +oo Majel NintendoGuru *** Hejira has joined #sevtrek Five. Oh Why wouldn't all of us be +o? Five people I dunno... every one has 20% of the votes... We just don't usually do that during the sessions So are we starting? Or do we wait? We're starting. Good. starting or waiting? I believe... Great! Start okieday, meesa start *** NintendoGuru is now known as SevMan I haven't been to a session this small in ages... Ok SevMan, do youe trick! Now in OFF mode. Retrieving punch lines for Competition 024, please stand by. Retrieval complete. SevMan requested the shortlist: ALIENS [0%, 1] "Nominated." GONE [0%, 1] "Nominated." HUNGRY [0%, 1] "Nominated." NOTHING [0%, 1] "Nominated." PLAYING [0%, 1] "Nominated." TABLE [0%, 1] "Nominated." Now in ELIMINATE mode. SevMan asks about ALIENS "The ALIENS don't like my cooking?" cut cut cut Ok, it' s cut cut cut Yep SevMan asks about ALIENS. ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~ It now gets status "It's cut!". [] Keep = 0 % [] Neutral = 0 % [====================================] Cut = 100 % Definitely SevMan asks about GONE "All those years of telling the kids not to play with their food GONE!" Once there are 3 cuts, it's cut! cut cut cut keep cut SevMan asks about GONE. ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~ It now gets status "It's cut!". [=======] Keep = 20 % [] Neutral = 0 % [=============================] Cut = 80 % It's cut! SevMan asks about HUNGRY "It means the rest of us will go to bed HUNGRY." cut cut cut cut keep SevMan asks about HUNGRY. ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~ It now gets status "It's cut!". [=======] Keep = 20 % [] Neutral = 0 % [=============================] Cut = 80 % It's cut! SevMan asks about NOTHING "Yep, you've left NOTHING for us..." cut cut cut cut SevMan asks about NOTHING. ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ It now gets status "It's cut!". [] Keep = 0 % [] Neutral = 0 % [====================================] Cut = 100 % cut It's cut! Well. SevMan asks about PLAYING "Yes, that you should stop PLAYING with your food!" keep keep neutral keep keep SevMan asks about PLAYING. ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~ It now gets status "Keep it!". [=============================] Keep = 80 % [=======] Neutral = 20 % [] Cut = 0 % It's a winner! SevMan asks about TABLE "It means nobody's leaving the TABLE 'till you finish that." Maybe keep keep keep keep keep It's a winner! SevMan asks about TABLE. ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~ It now gets status "Keep it!". [====================================] Keep = 100 % [] Neutral = 0 % [] Cut = 0 % SevMan requested the shortlist: PLAYING [80%, 1] "Keep it!" TABLE [100%, 1] "Keep it!" Now in FINAL mode. There were never a 100% approvaL... Okay... vote4 TABLE vote4 playing vote4 table vote4 table Table's a winner! vote4 playing Table wins Yeah *** Guest32172 has joined #sevtrek Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: PLAYING scored 2 vote(s). TABLE scored 3 vote(s). Casted votes: 5 Judges present: 6 High/Low: 3/0 This goes so quickly with only five judges... =) Six people hehe yeah Oh I like those fast rounds! well, time to make it 6 people for sev trek Now in OFF mode. Retrieving punch lines for Competition 124, please stand by. Retrieval complete. This is kinda fun =) SevMan requested the shortlist: APPEARANCE [0%, 1] "Nominated." BUTTHEAD [0%, 1] "Nominated." EMULATE [0%, 1] "Nominated." PORTS [0%, 1] "Nominated." 6 people, 4 punchlines... Yes Now in ELIMINATE mode. SevMan asks about APPEARANCE "And remarkably similar in APPEARANCE." keep keep keep! keep it's a winner! keep SevMan asks about APPEARANCE. ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ It now gets status "Keep it!". [====================================] Keep = 100 % [] Neutral = 0 % [] Cut = 0 % SevMan asks about BUTTHEAD "Would this be the origin of the term 'BUTTHEAD'?" cut Guest? You're mute! keep keep keep keep I guess it IS five afterall SevMan asks about BUTTHEAD. ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ It now gets status "Keep it!". [=============================] Keep = 80 % [] Neutral = 0 % [=======] Cut = 20 % SevMan asks about EMULATE "I had no idea you had an urge to EMULATE my butt, sir." Hello? Guest? keep keep keep keep cut SevMan asks about EMULATE. ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ It now gets status "Keep it!". [=============================] Keep = 80 % [] Neutral = 0 % [=======] Cut = 20 % *** Guest32172 has left #sevtrek Too many winners... SevMan asks about PORTS "I hate to tell you, Commander, but my bottom is covered with serial PORTS." These are all funny... Well. cut cut keep cut keep SevMan asks about PORTS. ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~ It now gets status "It's cut!". [==============] Keep = 40 % [] Neutral = 0 % [======================] Cut = 60 % SevMan requested the shortlist: APPEARANCE [100%, 1] "Keep it!" BUTTHEAD [80%, 1] "Keep it!" EMULATE [80%, 1] "Keep it!" Now in FINAL mode. There shouldn't be an eliminate round... Well, we got rid of one vote4 appearance vote4 APPEARANCE vote4 appearance vote4 APPEARANCE heh hard word to spell Okay... Here I am deciding and you guys just did it for me I wonder what will win? =) And it's a winner vote4 appearance Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: APPEARANCE scored 5 vote(s). Casted votes: 5 Judges present: 5 High/Low: 5/0 Now in OFF mode. Retrieving punch lines for Competition 121, please stand by. Retrieval complete. % voters is FUN! Okay, now for the first half of twist, the headlines 5 voters is FUN! =) It sure goes faster. Gotcha SevMan requested the shortlist: DEFEAT [0%, 2] "Nominated." HAVOK [0%, 2] "Nominated." PIZZA [0%, 2] "Nominated." SAFE [0%, 2] "Nominated." STAB [0%, 2] "Nominated." STRIKE [0%, 2] "Nominated." Now in ELIMINATE mode. Yeah, we'd normally still be doinf sci fi right now SevMan asks about DEFEAT "Headline: Christians make it to semi-finals!! Shock Lions DEFEAT!" No lagging also cut keep keep cut keep SevMan asks about DEFEAT. ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~ It now gets status "Keep it!". [======================] Keep = 60 % [] Neutral = 0 % [==============] Cut = 40 % it's a winner SevMan asks about HAVOK "Headline: y0k problem causes HAVOK!" keep cut keep cut cut SevMan asks about HAVOK. ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~ It now gets status "It's cut!". [==============] Keep = 40 % [] Neutral = 0 % [======================] Cut = 60 % it's cut! SevMan asks about PIZZA "Headline: Caesar invents PIZZA, "tired of that blasted salad"" keep cut cut kep cut keep SevMan asks about PIZZA. ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~ It now gets status "It's cut!". [==============] Keep = 40 % [] Neutral = 0 % [======================] Cut = 60 % SevMan asks about SAFE "Headline: Experts proclaim Pompeii "totally SAFE"" keep keep keep cut keep it's a winner! SevMan asks about SAFE. ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~ It now gets status "Keep it!". [=============================] Keep = 80 % [] Neutral = 0 % [=======] Cut = 20 % SevMan asks about STAB "Brutus to take STAB at politics." keep keep! keep cut keep SevMan asks about STAB. ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~ It now gets status "Keep it!". [=============================] Keep = 80 % [] Neutral = 0 % [=======] Cut = 20 % SevMan asks about STRIKE "Headline: Lions On STRIKE. Ad: Wanted - Tastier Slaves." cut *** durn has joined #sevtrek cut keep cut neutral Durn? Are you mute? Well SevMan, since you asked: the current punchline is STRIKE "Headline: Lions On STRIKE. Ad: Wanted - Tastier Slaves." mute heh SevMan asks about STRIKE. ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ It now gets status "It's cut!". [=======] Keep = 20 % [=======] Neutral = 20 % [======================] Cut = 60 % SevMan requested the shortlist: DEFEAT [60%, 2] "Keep it!" SAFE [80%, 2] "Keep it!" STAB [80%, 2] "Keep it!" Now in FINAL mode. vote4 stab vote4 stab vote4 safe vote4 safe Well? vote4 stab cast your votes! Durn? Stabe's a winner! Murte Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: SAFE scored 2 vote(s). STAB scored 3 vote(s). Casted votes: 5 Judges present: 6 High/Low: 3/0 Stab wins the headline! Now in OFF mode. Retrieving punch lines for Competition 122, please stand by. Retrieval complete. Now the ads Okay... Now for the ads Now in ELIMINATE mode. SevMan requested the shortlist: ARMS [0%, 1] "Nominated." BEN [0%, 1] "Nominated." CHICKEN [0%, 1] "Nominated." DAGGERS [0%, 1] "Nominated." EXPRESS [0%, 1] "Nominated." POMPEII [0%, 1] "Nominated." REGURGITATE [0%, 1] "Nominated." SevMan asks about ARMS "Ad: For sale: 1 statue, ARMS missing. going cheap" cut keep keep keep