Session Start: Sat Jul 31 01:03:54 1999
*** Now talking in #sevtrek
*** Topic is '-=/\=- Sev 'Toon Judging Sessions here at 7 PM ET (11 PM UK) Fridays -=- http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/ -=/\=-'
*** Set by Robot101 on Sun Jul 25 04:09:26
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 026, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  ===== The TallyBot (v 2.3.095A) is alive!. =====
* #sevtrek is being logged
<Shlamko> Standing by
<Hejira> yes!
<ESF> Aww...
<NintendoGuru> yeah no kidding, I don't like having to remember aliases
*** ESF is now known as Blueberrie
<Majel>  SevDunno requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  CHANGED [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CONTENTS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  IGNORANCE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LEAK [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  MAYBE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  THANK [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  UNKNOWN [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Gizmo> hmm..I suppose I should look at finalists :)
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<Shlamko> Now it's sci fi
<SevDunno> http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/punchlines.htm!
<Shlamko> Now it's sci fi
<SevDunno> http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/punchlines.htm!
<EzzRica> hello
<Blueberrie> Hey! M@, you finally made it on time! =)
* Gizmo bows down to the Princess of Sev..MAJEL!!
*** SevDunno sets mode: +o Majel
<Shlamko> Hi ezzrica
<Gizmo> Good Sev, EzzRica and _TomServo_!
<SevDunno> great messy session =]
<EzzRica> am I on time?
<Blueberrie> YEs
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Shlamko> right on time
<Blueberrie> We're just starting
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about CHANGED 
<Majel>  "Well, I've CHANGED my mind. John, go to Z'ha'dum."
<EzzRica> excellent
<_TomServo_> BB:  I'm on time?!  CRAP!  I gotta get outta here!  =)
<Shlamko> keep
<SevDunno> first punchline of SCI-FI
<SevDunno> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<Hejira> neutral
<GBA> cut
<_TomServo_> cut
<SevDunno> i like the DUM part =]
<Iona-T> cut
<Blueberrie> TS: lol =
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Blueberrie> )
<GBA> lol
<Matthew> cut
<EzzRica> cut
<Gizmo> cut
<Shlamko> It's cut!
<Shlamko> I believe...
<Shlamko> Majel, sum it up!
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about CHANGED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [======] Keep = 18 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 9 %
<Majel>  [==========================] Cut = 73 %
<Hejira> Snip, snip.
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about CONTENTS 
<Majel>  "As well as the CONTENTS of his mouth..."
<Shlamko> Laging?
<Matthew> Isn't there a sevname for John?
<EzzRica> LOL
<SevDunno> Take it easy Shlamko! 4 seconds of lag, got it? =]
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Matthew> cut
<Shlamko> cut
<Hejira> keep
<EzzRica> cut
<SevDunno> keep
<GBA> cut
<Iona-T> keep
<Gizmo> cut
<Blueberrie> Sure. JC =)
<Blueberrie> cut
<Shlamko> I miss the 5 voters, half an hour session...
<_TomServo_> cut
<SevDunno> zzz slurp zzz belch..zzzz =]
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about CONTENTS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=============] Keep = 36 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=======================] Cut = 64 %
<Iona-T> yeah..
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about IGNORANCE 
<Majel>  "They also say IGNORANCE is bliss."
* EzzRica yawns
<Hejira> Snip.
<SevDunno> keep ! GREAT MATRIX CROSSOVER!
<Matthew> Erin: I meant John, as in John Sheridan... =)
<SevDunno> keep ! GREAT MATRIX CROSSOVER!
<Shlamko> cut
<EzzRica> keep
<SevDunno> woops
<Hejira> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<Matthew> cut
<GBA> What happened that Erwin ceased to show up?
<Iona-T> cut
<SevDunno> woops is not a valid vote =]
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Blueberrie> Sure... =)
<EzzRica> lol
<SevDunno> GBA: he got kinda bored with sev
<GBA> keep
<SevDunno> you can ask him yourself
<Iona-T> !
<EzzRica> Have I missed much in the last few weeks?
<Gizmo> keep
<SevDunno> you know his nickname =]
<Blueberrie> Huh??
<Matthew> But I do agree on with SevDunno, it's a great Matrix crossover... =)
<Blueberrie> He did?
* _TomServo_ understands Erwin's point of view sometimes...
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about IGNORANCE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 60 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 40 %
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about LEAK 
<Majel>  "It looks as though his inner soul has sprung a LEAK..."
<Shlamko> You missed the no-punchline and the 5 voters
* EzzRica gives up trying to understand
<Blueberrie> He used to come to every single session...
<GBA> Sad, Dum.....
<SevDunno> cut ...just dunno! =]
<Hejira> keep
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Matthew> What? Erwin tired of Sev? NOOOOO!!!!!
<Blueberrie> keep
<Gizmo> neutral
<EzzRica> HAHAHA
<Matthew> keep
<Shlamko> cut
<Iona-T> keep
<GBA> keep
<Shlamko> neutral
<Blueberrie> What is the world coming to?
<EzzRica> keep
<Matthew> Everybody, keep this one!!!
<SevDunno> Yeah, but going to EVERY session and having run a little under 47% of ALL sessions is tiresome i guess...
<_TomServo_> keep
<SevDunno> mind you, he missed only one, until a while ago
<EzzRica> spose
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about LEAK.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [==========================] Keep = 73 %
<Majel>  [======] Neutral = 18 %
<Majel>  [===] Cut = 9 %
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about MAYBE 
<Majel>  "MAYBE if I just keep him awake all the time..."
<Blueberrie> I know...
<Gizmo> Sapphitre's sitting on my lap :)
<SevDunno> cool!
<Gizmo> Sapphire
<Iona-T> cut
<Matthew> cut
<EzzRica> cut
<Hejira> 2,0keep
<Shlamko> keep
<Blueberrie> How is she?
<SevDunno> that means she likes you again, gizmo!
<GBA> Yes, he kinda ruined his record now.....
<Gizmo> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<GBA> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Matthew> Where's JC, btw?
<Shlamko> cool indeed
<_TomServo_> cut
<Gizmo> ehh..she's okay, still doesn't like me much
<SevDunno> Hejira: please remove the colour coding =] otherwise majel won't grasp the vote
<Blueberrie> Kinda depressing... I mean, he's supposed to be a Legend!
<GBA> JC not here
<Hejira> keep
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<Shlamko> SevDummy, show the list
<GBA> He still is....
<SevDunno> well, i'm third in command i guess =] so there's me as a replacement !
<EzzRica> beep beeeeeep beep
<SevDunno> (everyone runs away in horror )
<Shlamko> For our newcommer
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about MAYBE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<Gizmo> :_)
<Matthew> GBA: Couldn't agree with you more... JC isn't here! Where is he!!!???
<Iona-T> who is Sapphire?
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about THANK 
<Majel>  "...THANK Valen they are awake most of the time!"
<GBA> More chat in here than sevchat, btw
<Taktaal> cut
<Blueberrie> lol
<Blueberrie> Her cat
<Iona-T> keep
<Gizmo> My cat, who got attacked my a dog a month ago.
<Iona-T> oh
<Taktaal> cut
<Shlamko> keep
<SevDunno> Sapphire is Gizmo's dear cat, who had a bad incident with a dog
<Gizmo> keep
<Hejira> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<EzzRica> keep
<Matthew> cut
<GBA> cut
<SevDunno> keep
<EzzRica> oh dear!
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about THANK.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 60 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 40 %
<Gizmo> (a *very* bad incident)
<Iona-T> well, Blackberrie's in my sleeve
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about UNKNOWN 
<Majel>  "Some things are better left UNKNOWN"
<Shlamko> Mutes anyone?
<Hejira> keep
<Taktaal> cut
<Matthew> cut
<Shlamko> keep
<EzzRica> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<SevDunno> 6 minutes
<SevDunno> and then my download is complete =]
<_TomServo_> cut
<_TomServo_> oops
<GBA> cut
<_TomServo_> keep
<Blueberrie> Blackberrie! =) Sounds nice
<SevDunno> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<GBA> keep
<Gizmo> keep
<GBA> changd my mind
<Matthew> What download, SevDunno?
<EzzRica> lol
<SevDunno> Blackberrie is your rat, right?
<Iona-T> yup
<SevDunno> Matthew: some MP3's
<EzzRica> okaaaaaay
<Shlamko> Book'em up, SevDunno!
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about UNKNOWN.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=======================] Keep = 64 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=============] Cut = 36 %
<Majel>  SevDunno requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  IGNORANCE [60%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  LEAK [73%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  MAYBE [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  THANK [60%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  UNKNOWN [64%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Matthew> Video, SevDunno. =)
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Shlamko> Vote?
<SevDunno> ah =]
<Blueberrie> vote4 leak
<Shlamko> vote4 unknown
<SevDunno> IG-NO-RANCE!
<SevDunno> vote4 ignorace
<Matthew> vote4leak
<Hejira> vote4 unknown
<SevDunno> vote4 ignorance
<EzzRica> vote4 ignorance
<Iona-T> vote4 leak
<Taktaal> vote4 ignorance
<GBA> vote4 leak
<Matthew> vote4 leak
<Shlamko> met, space up your life...
<_TomServo_> vote4leak
<NintendoGuru> vote4 leak
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  IGNORANCE scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  LEAK scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  UNKNOWN scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 12 High/Low: 5/0
<Shlamko> Tom, space up your life...
<Gizmo> vite4 thank
<Matthew> Cool, I have a new name! Met! =)
<Gizmo> vote4 thank
<Shlamko> Two mutes!
<SevDunno> c'mon votevote
<SevDunno> vote4 ignorance =]
<Shlamko> vote4 voting!
<Matthew> Who were mute?
<EzzRica> vote4 ignorance
<Blueberrie> Met?
<Blueberrie> Leak!
<Shlamko> Typo
<Iona-T> vote4 leak
<EzzRica> *rips off gaff tape* not me!
<Shlamko> Unknown!
<Shlamko> Unknown!
<SevDunno> tuu tuuutuuuuuuu
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about UNKNOWN.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=======================] Keep = 64 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=============] Cut = 36 %
<SevDunno> WOPS
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  IGNORANCE scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  LEAK scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  THANK scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  UNKNOWN scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 11 Judges present: 12 High/Low: 5/1
<SevDunno> ummm bummah =]
<EzzRica> vote4 ignorance
<Shlamko> if nobody want to change his vote, it's done
<SevDunno> well i can cut thank away
<Majel>  THANK now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Taktaal> ok, take leak
<Shlamko> vote4 unknown
<SevDunno> unknown scores low too
<NintendoGuru> take a leak
<NintendoGuru> hehe
<EzzRica> ignorance rocked
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  IGNORANCE scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  LEAK scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  UNKNOWN scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 12 High/Low: 5/0
<Matthew> Leak is the winner! Let's move on!
<Majel>  UNKNOWN now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<EzzRica> :-(
<Shlamko> Where are the mutes?
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  IGNORANCE scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  LEAK scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 12 High/Low: 5/0
<Shlamko> Vote4 ignorance
<SevDunno> everyone, please vote!!
<Matthew> vote4 leak
<Iona-T> vote4 leak
<EzzRica> vote4 ignorance
<GBA> Never mind, we choose leak
<Hejira> vote4 ignorance
<Gizmo> I don't like either of them
<Majel> ARGHARGARGH! VOTE!PRRRRRR-bleep...ticktick--trrr -CLICK- snap..whiirrrr
<Matthew> Giz: Vote4 leak!
<Blueberrie> Vote again??
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  IGNORANCE scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  LEAK scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 12 High/Low: 5/0
<Shlamko> Dunno, lets see the results
<Blueberrie> You don't need to voet twice...
<EzzRica> I like IGNORANCE!
<SevDunno> no
<Shlamko> Come on, mutes, vote!
<SevDunno> but i cut some away
<SevDunno> and those people needed to vote
<Iona-T> LEAK!
<SevDunno> who are these mutes?
<Matthew> LEAK!
<Shlamko> Not me!
<SevDunno> leave it to sevqueen, shall we?
<NintendoGuru> take a leak! :)
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<Taktaal> vote4 leak
<SevDunno> ignore that remark! =]
<TLE> hello
<Blueberrie> Hi
<Matthew> TLE!
<SevDunno> hey tle.
<Blueberrie> You forgot about us?
<Taktaal> makes 6 to 4 then
<Shlamko> TLE- choose leak or ignorance
<Blueberrie> vote4 leak
<TLE> what?
<GBA> The Ensign has arrived (please hide any pointy objects)
<EzzRica> vote4 ignorance
<Shlamko> Just vote!
<Matthew> TLe can solve this argument! Choose leak!
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  IGNORANCE scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  LEAK scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 6/0
<EzzRica> IGNORANCE!
<EzzRica> IGNORANCE!
* _TomServo_ yawns...
<Blueberrie> LEAK!
<EzzRica> D'oh!
<Matthew> LEAK!
<Iona-T> come on leak wins
<GBA> Still with this?!!!
<SevDunno> They also say IGNORANCE is bliss.
<GBA> Dummmmmy
<SevDunno> It looks as though his inner soul has sprung a LEAK...
<Blueberrie> Woohoo!
<TLE> what are the punchlines?
* Hejira yawns
<SevDunno> ok
<Shlamko> We don't go nowhere until the mutes vote!
<SevDunno> ..
<SevDunno> we must move on
<EzzRica> I mean, they're both good, but I like IGNORANCE!
<Taktaal> vote4 ignorance
<EzzRica> whohoooooo
<Iona-T> !
<SevDunno> shall we leave this to sevqueen or stick to the middle forever?!
<Gizmo> I don't like either of them, I don't vote!
<Matthew> Dunno: You okay there?
<SevDunno> dunno matthew
<Blueberrie> Ignorance isn't that funny...
<EzzRica> lol
<Shlamko> Giz, vote!
<EzzRica> no, but it fits
<Shlamko> Flip a coin if ypu need to!
<Blueberrie> But leak's ahead! It wins!
<SevDunno> I'm going on noooww.. =]
<EzzRica> it's dry. i like it
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 126, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<GBA> If we don;t go nowhere, we must be going somewhere!
<Taktaal> none of them is _really_ funny
<Blueberrie> Giz, vote for leak.
<EzzRica> everyone kno9ws leaks are wet
<Matthew> C'mon! Leak won!
<EzzRica> lol
<_TomServo_> We're moving on.
<Blueberrie> Oh.
<Majel>  SevDunno requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  DEVOLVE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  KISSING [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LINK [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  MIRROR [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NEW [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  STOLE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TWOS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Shlamko> No more mutes from nowe on!
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about DEVOLVE 
<Majel>  "I evolve, you DEVOLVE."
<Iona-T> cut
<Shlamko> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Hejira> cut
<Matthew> cut
<EzzRica> none of these are particularly brilliant
<SevDunno> Time for crunching punching lines
<EzzRica> cut
<EzzRica> LOL
<Blueberrie> cut
<Matthew> Why are there so many punclines in the Sev trek competition this week?
<Shlamko> Again JC chose the less good punchlines...
<_TomServo_> cut
<NintendoGuru> I don't like any of these
<EzzRica> me no knoe
<GBA> cut
<Hejira> so many entrants
<EzzRica> w
<Iona-T> mine was better...:-)
<EzzRica> naaa, they all suck
<NintendoGuru> I'm cutting all of these :/
<SevDunno> cut
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about DEVOLVE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 10 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [] Keep = 0 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====================================] Cut = 100 %
<Blueberrie> Sigh...
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about KISSING 
<Majel>  "I'm ending it before I have to do a KISSING scene."
<Shlamko> MAybe we'll have the bald captains again?
<Matthew> I like STOLE... It's the only good finalist... =)
<EzzRica> NOOOOOO!
<Matthew> cut
<Taktaal> cut
<Hejira> keep
<Shlamko> cut
* EzzRica remembers that one
<GBA> i;m voting for lung, since i've seen that episode.... :)
<SevDunno> wow very decisive cut back there!
<EzzRica> cut
<Blueberrie> keep
<SevDunno> I dunno-what-anymore but that was a full 100%-er
<GBA> keep
<Hejira> me too. Lung's the best!
<SevDunno> keep
<Matthew> GBA: Where are you in Voyager in Israel?
<Iona-T> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Gizmo> cut
<Shlamko> Lets all cut all of them and let JC choose better finalist next on!
<GBA> Zero
<EzzRica> I'll tellya where we are.....we're up to Scorpion part ONE!
<GBA> We never got it here, but I watched a few tapes
<Blueberrie> You *know* he won't do that.
<SevDunno> Shlamko: ah bung
<EzzRica> And that's in Australia
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about KISSING.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=============] Keep = 36 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=======================] Cut = 64 %
<Blueberrie> He'll just pick his favorite. (Probably the worst one, like last time)
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about LINK 
<Majel>  "I'm going to evolve, but you're the missing LINK!"
<Shlamko> We saw "Ex Facto" last time
<Matthew> cut
<Shlamko> cut
<_TomServo_> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Hejira> cut
<EzzRica> cut
<GBA> cut
<SevDunno> cut
<SevDunno> hm =]
<Taktaal> cut
<Shlamko> Woh!
<SevDunno> another 100%-er
<EzzRica> lol
<Matthew> The only good one is STOLE... Let's all vote for that one, okay? =)
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about LINK.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 10 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [] Keep = 0 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====================================] Cut = 100 %
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about MIRROR 
<Majel>  "Take a look in the MIRROR"
<Hejira> snipped.
<Blueberrie> Sure, fine, whatever...
<EzzRica> who died and made you king???? LOL
<Shlamko> Who are the mutes?
<SevDunno> snipped? BOMBED AWAY you mean!
<GBA> cut
<Shlamko> keep
<Hejira> keep
<Gizmo> neutral
<SevDunno> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<Shlamko> that's nice
<SevDunno> yeah this has potential
<EzzRica> keep
<EzzRica> slight
<Matthew> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<GBA> I don't like it.... too simple...
<Shlamko> It's surely a voting matterial
<Blueberrie> Yeah
<SevDunno> GBA: boing =]
<Matthew> It's not that funny...
<EzzRica> yeah but we've got to keep SOMETHING
<Shlamko> Simplisity has it's power!
<EzzRica> so does correct spelling!
<Hejira> so was "shut up and kiss me!" with the doctor.
<SevDunno> EzzRica: now we don't HAVE TO =]
<_TomServo_> keep
<GBA> Not every simplicity
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about MIRROR.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 60 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 10 %
<Majel>  [===========] Cut = 30 %
<EzzRica> thank you!
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about NEW 
<Majel>  "NEW hair, new boyfriend."
<GBA> If she said: "Because", eh, that would be funny actually....
<Blueberrie> But shut upo and kiss me was funny!
<Taktaal> cut
<SevDunno> PRT
<Matthew> cut
<Shlamko> cut
<Taktaal> cut
<Hejira> cut
<SevDunno> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<Gizmo> keep
<GBA> I wrote: "because you shut up and kiss me"!
<Matthew> PRT?
<NintendoGuru> cut
<EzzRica> cut
<GBA> cut
<Shlamko> Decisive!
<GBA> really lame one
<Gizmo> (I kinda like this one)
<_TomServo_> cut
<Shlamko> LAme!
<GBA> Ok....
<EzzRica> lamoooooooooo
<Blueberrie> Oh...
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about NEW.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 10 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===] Keep = 9 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=================================] Cut = 91 %
<Shlamko> JC picks up LAME finalists!
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about STOLE 
<Majel>  "You STOLE my lung, not my heart."
<_TomServo_> Y'know, I've been voting blind... I don't even know what the strip was to this.  =)
<Hejira> keep
<Shlamko> keep
<Matthew> keep
<SevDunno> hmm..this has somethin
<SevDunno> keep
<Blueberrie> Okay
<Blueberrie> I'll be nice.
<Gizmo> neutral
<EzzRica> keep
<_TomServo_> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<GBA> KEEP
<EzzRica> me too
<GBA> Lung lung lung
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Blueberrie> Then look at the finalists page!
<Matthew> This is it!!!!!
<Shlamko> But it was a donation, not a stealing...
<EzzRica> gnul gnul gnul
<Taktaal> cut
<EzzRica> ahhhh, technical
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about STOLE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [==============================] Keep = 82 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 9 %
<Majel>  [===] Cut = 9 %
<GBA> That sound almost Klingoff
<NintendoGuru> well, it alludes to the phrase "steal my heart"
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about TWOS 
<Majel>  "It's the Terrible TWOS!"
<Blueberrie> Same thing
<EzzRica> yeah!
<Hejira> cut
<Gizmo> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Blueberrie> keep
<Matthew> cut
<EzzRica> keep
<Shlamko> Cut and ????
<SevDunno> yumdadom!
<_TomServo_> cut
<GBA> cut
<SevDunno> cut -tjaah
<GBA> don't get it
<Shlamko> What s thew it?
<EzzRica> why?
<Matthew> I don't get this one....
<Majel> bleep
<NintendoGuru> terrible twos are when an infant is especially evil at 2 years old
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about TWOS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===========] Keep = 30 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=========================] Cut = 70 %
<_TomServo_> The Terrible Twos is a phase children go through at around age two, and refers to temper tantrums, etc.
<Shlamko> It should be "were"
<SevDunno> ow
<EzzRica> why not?
<EzzRica> she
<EzzRica> she's TWO!
<_TomServo_> It's a fairly American comment, I think.
<GBA> oh... hehe
<EzzRica> No it's NOT!
<Hejira> 3 1/2
<EzzRica> It's as widely used in oz!
<Blueberrie> YEah
<Shlamko> We still has 3 mutes!
<GBA> then it's actually funny
<_TomServo_> LOL LOL LOL LOL!!! OH MY GOSH
<SevDunno> _TomServo_ very good imagination..
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Majel>  SevDunno requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  MIRROR [60%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  STOLE [82%, 1] "Keep it!"
<EzzRica> yeah
<_TomServo_> I just saw the "android's behind" strip...
<Matthew> Well it's not used in Finland, so I'm not familiar with it... 
<GBA> vote4 lung
<SevDunno> hehehe that's goodie, _TomServo_ =]
<NintendoGuru> vote4 stole
<Hejira> vote4 stole
<Shlamko> It's funny, but requires so mush explanation...
<Hejira> not lung
<_TomServo_> vote4 stole
<Matthew> vote4 stole
<SevDunno> vote4 stole
<EzzRica> vote4 stole
<GBA> vote4 stole
<Shlamko> vote4 mirror
<Gizmo> vote4 stole
<Blueberrie> =)
<Blueberrie> vote4 stole
<SevDunno> to the mutes: Helloooo, I think there was a judging session here...I must be wrong =]
<EzzRica> LOL
<Matthew> =)
<Shlamko> It's stole anyway
<SevDunno> hey don't ask me, i dunno!
* _TomServo_ thinks he should go back to playing Pokemon Snap...
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  MIRROR scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  STOLE scored 9 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 9/1
<SevDunno> LOL!
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<Majel> I'm losing balance here!
<GBA> I think this should be decided by the SevQueen
<GBA> Too close
<Matthew> That's it! Stole won! Let's move on!
<Blueberrie> Oh, you have that game?
<Shlamko> Let me change it to become unanimous
<EzzRica> Okies, I've got to get going now.....sorry I can't stay....
<Blueberrie> I've heard of that...
* Hejira weeps
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 133, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Shlamko> vote4 stole
<Matthew> GBA: LOL
<Blueberrie> Didn't even know it was out yet.
* Hejira sarcastically
* EzzRica waves goodbye!
<EzzRica> BYE!
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<_TomServo_> BB:  Fun game.
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Majel>  SevDunno requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BREATHE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FRIEND [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  HAPPENS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LIVE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  PRIMETIME [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SAY [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  THEM [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WARM [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<NintendoGuru> pits time
<_TomServo_> BB:  It's easy to beat (took us one day), but it's so cute!
<_TomServo_> Ook.
<Shlamko> Twists!
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about BREATHE 
<Majel>  "Come on, breathe! BREATHE!"
<SevDunno> WHAAHA!
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Gizmo> keep
<Taktaal> cut
<Shlamko> keep
<Hejira> keep
<Matthew> cut
<GBA> I just thought that John might think that the STOLE is too episode specific
<Matthew> I don't like any of these...
<GBA> keep
<SevDunno> I'm having lol
<SevDunno> keep
<SevDunno> looks like me behind the pc
<SevDunno> when it fails: OH MY GOD! BOOT UP! =]
<Matthew> The best one was: "Oh God, don't take her! Take Herman instead!" or something like that... =)
<Hejira> I'm going for primetime
<SevDunno> Helloooo, I think there was a judging session here...I must be wrong =]
<NintendoGuru> open email *sob*
<GBA> LOL
<Shlamko> lets see where we're standing there
<NintendoGuru> hehe
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about BREATHE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 62 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 38 %
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about FRIEND 
<Majel>  "My only FRIEND in the world, gone!"
<GBA> That was very funny, Matthew, I agree...
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Shlamko> cut
<Blueberrie> Whoops
<GBA> cut
<Hejira> keep
<Matthew> cut
<Blueberrie> I look away fro a minute and see what happens...
<GBA> Hate this one.........
<Blueberrie> keep
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<SevDunno> cut
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<Shlamko> Are the 3 mutes the same ones all the time?
<Gizmo> cut
<SevDunno> this is NOT a good punchline that i would recommend for any adolescents
<Taktaal> cut
<Taktaal> ?
<Matthew> The people are just fleeing this place! Do I smell bad or something?
<GBA> Herman and Lance are his friends too....
* Hejira hears x-files theme in background
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about FRIEND.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [============] Keep = 33 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [========================] Cut = 67 %
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about HAPPENS 
<Majel>  "Now I'll never know what HAPPENS!!!"
<Hejira> tough, i'm 13.
<Blueberrie> Huh?
<Matthew> cut
<Shlamko> cut
<Gizmo> cut
<Hejira> cut
<GBA> Well, Matthew, I didn't waqnt to tell you this, but yes, you do!!!! :-) j/k
<NintendoGuru> cut
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<Blueberrie> cut
<GBA> v\cut
<GBA> cut
<GBA> Yo!
<Shlamko> It's about time JC!
<Matthew> John!
<SevDunno> 4(¯, (¯) (¯) /¯)   _\¯ /_-¯ \_/ !!!
<Gizmo> john!!!
<johncook> Sevutations, sevilians. Sorry I'm late!
<Matthew> You made it!
<GBA> That one is missing the point
<SevDunno> 8,1'¯`-,9_,%`¯\ 4 Hey John Cook! 9 /¯`%,_8,-`¯'
<Majel>  Well SevDunno, since you asked: the current punchline is HAPPENS 
<Majel>  "Now I'll never know what HAPPENS!!!"
<Matthew> What was the reason, JC?
<Blueberrie> Hi, JC!
<Shlamko> Again, you picked the lamest punchlines for sevtrek's finalists!
<Gizmo> Goood Sev, my dear JC
<Shlamko> go for the offence...
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about HAPPENS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [] Keep = 0 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====================================] Cut = 100 %
<Hejira> bombed out!
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about LIVE 
<Majel>  "Live, damn you, LIVE!!!!"
* Shlamko cuts JC with lightsaber
<SevDunno> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<Shlamko> keep
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Hejira> cut
<GBA> keep
<Taktaal> cut
<Matthew> cut
<SevDunno> this one nearly fits..the facial expression..hmm could be more..ANGRY
* Hejira looks for scissors
<GBA> Boy, Shlamko, you are playing with sev fire 
<Shlamko> Why not? My punclines and ideas never win anyway lately!
* Matthew agrees with GBA.
<Blueberrie> So?
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about LIVE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<Hejira> Mine never have at all!
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about PRIMETIME 
<Majel>  "Oh cruel fate, taken in your PRIMETIME!"
* Shlamko has nothing to lose
<SevDunno> Say john..
<Hejira> At least, not to the finalists...
<GBA> Well then, they're not good enough! ;-)
<Matthew> cut
<Taktaal> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Hejira> keep
<GBA> cut
<Shlamko> cut
<SevDunno> sorry i mailed you the wrong transcript =]]
<SevDunno> keep
<Gizmo> keep
<Shlamko> but I used to have a punchline in the finals every week before.
<Blueberrie> keep
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about PRIMETIME.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [================] Keep = 44 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====================] Cut = 56 %
<johncook> sev: no probs
<Matthew> John, you alive?
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about SAY 
<Majel>  "SAY something, please say something"
<Matthew> Guess you are... =9
<SevDunno> keep
<Taktaal> cut
<Hejira> nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
<Matthew> 9 = )
<SevDunno> oh this one fits
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Shlamko> keep
<Hejira> cut
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Matthew> cut
<SevDunno> facial expression fits great
<Taktaal> keep
<johncook> Why was  I late? Wendy's mum has dropped by for a visit
<Shlamko> Oh my god, it's fulol of crap!
<GBA> keep
<SevDunno> keep
<SevDunno> johncook: oh boy..
<Blueberrie> keep
<Blueberrie> Ooh...
<Matthew> How's your in-law, John?
<Hejira> 13 year old in channel
<SevDunno> did you survive that encounter, john? =]
<SevDunno> where, Hejira?
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about SAY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===========================] Keep = 75 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=========] Cut = 25 %
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about THEM 
<Majel>  "Please, don't leave me alone with... THEM!"
* Shlamko retakes his last remark
<Blueberrie> Umm... That's nice. And you're telling use that because...?
<johncook> Matthew: Actually, she's pretty cool - one of the nicest people I know
<GBA> cut
<NintendoGuru> keep
<johncook> cut
<Matthew> cut
<SevDunno> keep
<Hejira> keep
<Shlamko> keep!!!!!!!
<SevDunno> lol =]
<Gizmo> cut this is mean
<Blueberrie> keep
<GBA> Well said, Gizmo!
<Shlamko> mean is GOOD!
<SevDunno> remove the !!!!'s shlamko, or please a space between them.
<Blueberrie> It's funny!
<Shlamko> keep !!!!!!
<Gizmo> no it isn't
<Taktaal> cut
<SevDunno> like that indeed, shlamko =]
<Blueberrie> Yes it is
<Matthew> JC: I guess you should consider yourself lucky then! =)
<Shlamko> 8-?
<SevDunno> did i mention that you're obligated to type KEEP and then press the enter button now?
<Shlamko> Have oyu wondered why there is no sevchat today?
<GBA> It's true, it doesn't hae a nice ring to it..... not funny, not acceptable
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about THEM.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<Blueberrie> Yawn...
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about WARM 
<Majel>  "*Sniff* He's still WARM."
<GBA> There is
<GBA> You're just not there
* Hejira yawns
<Hejira> keep
<Matthew> cut
<johncook> keep
<Shlamko> cut
<SevDunno> sounds like he's cooking =]
<Gizmo> there is a sevchat today
<Gizmo> keep
<Taktaal> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<GBA> keep
<SevDunno> keep
<Shlamko> He's refering to his TV as a male?
* Hejira puts away imaginary scissors
<GBA> Would you prefer he refered it to as female?
<Shlamko> You usually does
<GBA> Do you?
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about WARM.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<Hejira> He sound like He'll move onto his male cousin.
<johncook> GBA: Actually, if this one won, I would change it to female - it seems appropriate
<Blueberrie> What?
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Blueberrie> I odn't!
<Majel>  SevDunno requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BREATHE [62%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  LIVE [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  SAY [75%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  THEM [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  WARM [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<Blueberrie> don't
<Shlamko> Try to say it is hebrew
<GBA> I think it;'s usally an item
<SevDunno> dumdedum
<SevDunno> waiting for the lag to catch up =]
<GBA> But I agree too....
<Blueberrie> I would say "it"
<Blueberrie> Yeesh
<Majel> LET IT BE NOTED: VOTE4 TIME
<johncook> vote4 breathe
<GBA> vote4 say
<Shlamko> vote4 them
<Taktaal> vote4 say
<Hejira> vote4 say
<SevDunno> vote4 breathe
<Matthew> vote4 say
<Gizmo> vote4 say
<Gizmo> no
<Gizmo> vote4 live
<NintendoGuru> vote4 live
<Blueberrie> vote4 say
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<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BREATHE scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  LIVE scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  SAY scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  THEM scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 11 High/Low: 5/1
<Matthew> Nuggy, good sev!
<Hejira> you don't say...:)
<Majel>  THEM now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Shlamko> you say indeed
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BREATHE scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  LIVE scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  SAY scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 11 High/Low: 5/0
<Taktaal> strike!
<Taktaal> i guess it's clear
<SevDunno> ok, seems like say won
<Matthew> Say won!
<Shlamko> Even if I'll vote, it's over anyway
<Matthew> Moving on to Twist!
* Blueberrie ...
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 123, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Majel>  SevDunno requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BOUNCE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  HIGHER [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  KIDDING [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  MEMORABLE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  STEP [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WAS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WASP [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about BOUNCE 
<Majel>  "No no. I need more "BOUNCE" in that step."
<NintendoGuru> cut
<SevDunno> keep
<SevDunno> lol =]
<Hejira> cut
<GBA> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<johncook> keep
<Matthew> cut
<Shlamko> I had my cption as caption of the day, and it's not even at best captions of the week...
<GBA> It is a good one, indeed
<Shlamko> keep
<GBA> Stop whining!
<SevDunno> Some people choose the best of times to contact me... Like now =]
<Shlamko> I'm not!
<Matthew> Shlamko: Same thing with me, many times... =)
<Shlamko> I'm angrily shouting!
<Blueberrie> Sigh...
<SevDunno> Why, Shlamko?
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about BOUNCE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 62 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 38 %
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about HIGHER 
<Majel>  "You're going to have to jump HIGHER than that!!"
<Hejira> cut
<Shlamko> cut
<SevDunno> kik!
<Blueberrie> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<SevDunno> ??????
<SevDunno> i meant lol =]
<SevDunno> keep
<Blueberrie> kik
<GBA> keep
<Blueberrie> =)
<Matthew> cut
<Shlamko> kick the caption!
<Gizmo> neutral
<Taktaal> cut
<johncook> keep
<SevDunno> yo,r gpt drvtryobr dyigg ! =]
<Hejira> I'm voting for kidding, step, and was.
<Shlamko> ???
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about HIGHER.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==============] Keep = 40 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 10 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<Matthew> Dunno: yropmgsnö'´¨ ekfmsä12! /=)
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about KIDDING 
<Majel>  "You're KIDDING.....I thought I told you to go before you put the suit on"
<Gizmo> huh?
<Blueberrie> That's nice.
<Matthew> was is the best! one
<Hejira> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<GBA> keep
<Matthew> cut
<Shlamko> neutral
<Gizmo> cut
<SevDunno> that makes no sense, matthew..
<GBA> Seems to me very punchline for this caption would be funny, it was a great idea
<johncook> cut
<GBA> every
<Taktaal> cut
<SevDunno> mine was coded language for "time for secretive stuff" =]
<SevDunno> keep
<Matthew> Dunno: And yours does? =)
<Hejira> I see the scissors
* SevDunno too, hejira
* Shlamko points scissors to his heart
<SevDunno> ehm
<SevDunno> i'm warning you
<Shlamko> Like in TXF's Chinga
<SevDunno> I have superflue to fiz you iup[!
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about KIDDING.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===========] Keep = 30 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 10 %
<Majel>  [======================] Cut = 60 %
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about MEMORABLE 
<Majel>  "Now say something MEMORABLE, Neil."
* Hejira takes scissors from Shlamko and does the same
* Matthew thinks this is the weirdest judging session in a long time...
<Matthew> cut
<Shlamko> keep
<Hejira> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Hejira> I had to
<SevDunno> sigh...my hands badly positioned.. I meant to say "I have superglue to fix you up!" and not "I have superflue to fiz you iup[!" =]
<GBA> keep
<Gizmo> keep
<Taktaal> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<SevDunno> keep
<johncook> keep
<SevDunno> i wonder
<SevDunno> what would you say in a situation like this?
* Hejira can't see scissors
<Shlamko> Now think about how come there was someone on the moon to shoot the ffirst man on the moon getting out of the ship?
<GBA> We come in Peace!
<SevDunno> =]
<NintendoGuru> you would say "cut" :P
<GBA> There was one puchline like that
<SevDunno> but i would say keep! =]
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about MEMORABLE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=============================] Keep = 80 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=======] Cut = 20 %
<Shlamko> We come in peace, you go in pieces!
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about STEP 
<Majel>  "No, no! That's one STEP for *a* man! *A* man!"
<Blueberrie> sdddfdweipfjwedoooooooaw;fe
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Hejira> keep
<Shlamko> cut
<SevDunno> blueberrie!
<Blueberrie> keep
<GBA> cut
<Taktaal> cut
<SevDunno> are you allright?
<Gizmo> keep
<Blueberrie> rlkgnmae'ejgierpogvmnr
<SevDunno> keep
<NintendoGuru> it isn't even that, it's one small step for man :P
<Matthew> I would say: "Greetings!" Simple...
<Matthew> cut
<GBA> Weird one
<SevDunno> you say "Greeting!" to a dead satelite?
<Hejira> clever one too
<Hejira> or is it?
<GBA> You realise how un-PC that sentence is
<NintendoGuru> greetings, moon L(
<NintendoGuru> :)
<Shlamko> Greetings, ploto ans chiron!
<Matthew> NintendoGuru: No, I once saw an interview with Armstrong and he said that it was supposed to be "a man" and not "man"
<SevDunno> hiya, old fella =]
<NintendoGuru> GBA: PC can kiss my ... hey!
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about STEP.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [================] Keep = 44 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====================] Cut = 56 %
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about WAS 
<Majel>  "I don't care if your nose WAS itchy! You can't open your helmet in space!"
<SevDunno> NintendoGuru: didn't know PC
<Hejira> keep
<SevDunno> NintendoGuru: didn't know PC's could do that
<NintendoGuru> KEEP !!
<Shlamko> keep !!!
<Matthew> Dunno: No, I would say "Greetings!"! =)
<GBA> PC is the heart and soul of sev x-gen
<Matthew> keep
<SevDunno> ok
<johncook> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<SevDunno> THEN it makes sence
<Gizmo> cut
<SevDunno> but then again, i dunno, do i? =]
<Taktaal> keep
<GBA> keep
<Matthew> Dunno: I know!
* SevDunno !
<Majel> bleep
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about WAS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [================================] Keep = 89 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====] Cut = 11 %
<Shlamko> The best thing with this caption, you don't have to have it on the forst landing... every sci-fi film can do!
<Matthew> bleep
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about WASP 
<Majel>  "Hey... somebody get that WASP off the set!!"
* Hejira has no clue due to the fact that her brain shrunk
<SevDunno> ah =]
<Hejira> cut
<GBA> cut
<Shlamko> cut
<Matthew> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<Taktaal> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Matthew> Don't get this one...
<Shlamko> Heijra is a klngon?
<SevDunno> neutral
<Shlamko> Heijra is a klingoff?
<Gizmo> keep
<SevDunno> not strong enough
<johncook> Shlamko: well, it is meant to be the moon landing but I suppose you could generalise it (but not really)
<johncook> keep
* Hejira sees scissors again
* Shlamko sees the same scissors
<Blueberrie> If you do that, the strip looses its point
<SevDunno> a whole scene of the moon and all, big happening, and someone in the corner waves and the punchline is based on THAT movement alone? BLEEP I say.
<Hejira> A 13 year old. But my zits make me look remarkably similar...
<Shlamko> But gets many more
<Majel>  SevDunno asks about WASP.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===========] Keep = 30 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 10 %
<Majel>  [======================] Cut = 60 %
<Blueberrie> Why do you keep telling us your age?
<Shlamko> points...
* Hejira has no clue
<SevDunno> Because your brain shrunk..
* Shlamko has clues for sale
<Hejira> yea.
<SevDunno> ha..ha...oh boy...
* NintendoGuru buys a clue
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Majel>  SevDunno requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BOUNCE [62%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  MEMORABLE [80%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  WAS [89%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Shlamko> That will be 500$
<NintendoGuru> vote4 was
* Hejira buys a vowel
<SevDunno> WELLL!!!
<SevDunno> vote4 memorable
<Matthew> vote4 was
<johncook> vote4 WAS
<Taktaal> vote4 memorable
<Hejira> vote4 was
<Shlamko> Dunno, can you show WAS again?
<Blueberrie> vote4 was
<johncook> shlamko: don't you have your browser pointed at the finalists page?
<Shlamko> vote4 was
<Matthew> I don't care if your nose WAS itchy! You can't open your helmet in space!
<Shlamko> My browser is shouting itself off...
<Shlamko> Thanx
<GBA> vote4 was
<Shlamko> I believe the voting is through
<GBA> vote4 bounce
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BOUNCE scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  MEMORABLE scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  WAS scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 11 High/Low: 6/1
<SevDunno> woops! forgot about the judging =] d/l -ing WEIRD AL stuff! hehehe "Pretty Fly For A Rabbi" =]
<SevDunno> why is majel not responding?
<SevDunno> ah
<SevDunno> there it is =]
<Shlamko> It's done!
<SevDunno> not much to learn
<SevDunno> ok john
<Matthew> That was it then!
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<SevDunno> Here's the summary
<GBA> Just thought we'll put bounce on the map
<Hejira> Was that all?
<SevDunno> Sex Trek : Stole
<Shlamko> JC- is the sw fanatasicm rady yet?
<SevDunno> ARGH!?
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<Blueberrie> Huh?
<Shlamko> JC- is the sw fanatasicm ready yet?
<SevDunno> HOW COULD I TYPE THAT?
<Hejira> Type what?
<Matthew> Dunno: You little pervert you... =)
<SevDunno> Sev Trek: Stole
<johncook> Shlamko: not yet, havent got to it. 
<NintendoGuru> grr
<NintendoGuru> stupid peer
<SevDunno> Pits : Say
<NintendoGuru> is it still going?
<SevDunno> Twist : Bounce
<Shlamko> Bad, Bad peer!
<Blueberrie> lol!!!
<SevDunno> Sci-Fi : leak/ignorance... we need an answer
<Blueberrie> Sex Trek? LOL!!!!
<SevDunno> 11,0+%0,11%+12,11+%11,12%+2,12+%12,2%+1,2+%2,1%+15,1 very..very..very...very....very....VERY ASHAMED 2,1+%12,21,2%+12,2+%2,12%+11,12+%12,11%+0,11+%11,0%+
<Shlamko> Let's revote for sci-fi!
<johncook> Sev: do you need a Sevqueen verdict on the Scifi punchline?
<Matthew> C'mon! Sci-Fi's winner was LEAK!!!!
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<Blueberrie> LEAK!
<NintendoGuru> bounce won? omg
<Blueberrie> LEAK won!
*** Shlamko is now known as Y2KShlamko
<Blueberrie> It was two votes ahead!
<SevDunno> i have the logs here somewhere..
<Blueberrie> Bounce? Umm...
<johncook> So have we voted on all four rounds then, have we?
* Matthew singing: Let's talk about Sex Treky, let's talk about you and me... =)
<Y2KShlamko> WAS won!
<TerrorTeen> Was that it?
<Y2KShlamko> And now, it is the end....
<Y2KShlamko> And so we face...
<GBA> <Majel>  [=============] Cut = 36 %
<GBA> <SevDunno> WOPS
<GBA> <Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<GBA> <Majel>  IGNORANCE scored 3 vote(s).
<GBA> <Majel>  LEAK scored 5 vote(s).
<GBA> <Majel>  THANK scored 1 vote(s
<Y2KShlamko> The final session...
<NintendoGuru> Sorry, but I was too busy being peered, which won twist?
<Blueberrie> Was
<SevDunno> GBA:
* TerrorTeen hums dramatic melody
<GBA> There you go...
<johncook> Looks like LEAK is the outright winner there
<NintendoGuru> ok
<NintendoGuru> thanks
<Matthew> NintendoGuru: Was
<SevDunno> i thought there was another dude AFTER that listing that said "vote4 ignorance"?
<Blueberrie> Exactly
<SevDunno> okidoki
<SevDunno> but i thought it was an equal again AFTER this shortlist
<GBA> let me cehck
<johncook> can whoever was sevman send me the transcript then (preferably the correct one :-)
<SevDunno> so, leak stole..say..bounce
<Blueberrie> He sent you the wrong one last time??
<NintendoGuru> well, I'm out
<Y2KShlamko> SevDunno, not a SevMAn...
<Matthew> Those are the winners!
<SevDunno> ehum =]
<GBA> Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<NintendoGuru> 12,0`%0,12%,2,12`%12,2%,1,2`%2,1%,16,1 Good §ev! 2,1`%1,2%`12,2,%2,12%`0,12,%12,0%`
<GBA> <Majel>  IGNORANCE scored 5 vote(s).
<GBA> <Majel>  LEAK scored 5 vote(s).
<GBA> <Majel>  Casted votes
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<GBA> you're right
<SevDunno> i am?
<Blueberrie> Oh =(
<Y2KShlamko> he is?
<TerrorTeen> Can somebody please please give me a @ sign next to my name? Please?
<SevDunno> no leak still wins
<GBA> yep
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<SevDunno> unless there were TWO votes
<Blueberrie> Sure thing
* TerrorTeen is desperate
<Matthew> TT: Why do you want that?
<SevDunno> TerrorTeen: go join #sevchat
<GBA> but then we had this one
<GBA> zzRica> IGNORANCE!
<GBA> <Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<GBA> <Majel>  IGNORANCE scored 4 vote(s).
<GBA> <Majel>  LEAK scored 6 vote(s).
<GBA> <Majel>  
<GBA> so leak does win
<Y2KShlamko> So she csn kick herself...
<TerrorTeen> Looks better.
<Blueberrie> That's what I thought!
<SevDunno> So, leak wins anyway, time to throw majel out
<Y2KShlamko> Bye BYe Majel!
<Majel> Hey, a little respect for a lady, Sevdunno!
<Blueberrie> Bye, 'jelly!
<Y2KShlamko> At least he doesn't throw her up...
<Matthew> I gotta go now! See ya 'round!
<SevDunno> Pardon me, mademoiselle, could you please exit?
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<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  ===== The voting is now over! =====
Session Close: Sat Jul 31 02:03:13 1999