Session Start: Fri Aug 13 18:58:40 1999 * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' Hiya, 'jelly *** Gizmo has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) Huh? *** BlueAloe has joined #sevtrek Hi heh *** BlueAloe is now known as Gizmo  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 028, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. Aha! sometimes I hate this computer.. Oh... Lock and load we're starting? Yep I suppose so Saddle up, lock'n'load! nobody else is coming :( WEll, if you're ready. in that case: Hi transcript readers! HI MAJEL! That's okay. Yet. Small sessions are kinda fun! k, I guess we shall start then Okay *** NintendoGuru is now known as SevGuru Heehee =) Lets make miraceles! let's rock *** Shlamko is now known as SevShlamko Doesn't Majel have to be opped?  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  ATMOSPHERE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  CONSPIRACY [0%, 1] "Nominated."  KILLED [0%, 1] "Nominated."  MYSTERY [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SOLVE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  THUMB [0%, 1] "Nominated." *** Blueberrie sets mode: +o Majel *** SevGuru sets mode: +oo Gizmo SevShlamko Doesn't have to. ops are futile Usually is =) Oh.. *** Hejira has joined #sevtrek Hi! Oh. Five. *** SevGuru sets mode: +o Hejira Hi We're just starting. Thank god you're here! Don't mention it. *** Hejira is now known as TerrorTeen let's begin SevShlamko?? Let's begin Why not? Oh...  Now in ELIMINATE mode. And No mutes!  SevGuru asks about ATMOSPHERE   "It's the closest thing to ATMOSPHERE this show has!" * Blueberrie ... cut keep keep neutral *** LtCmRoman has joined #sevtrek cut Whoo. hello With 5 voters, we'll know exactly if someone's a mute... Hi.. more people, wow make it 6  Well SevGuru, since you asked: the current punchline is ATMOSPHERE   "It's the closest thing to ATMOSPHERE this show has!" we had just started scifi *** TerrorTeen sets mode: +o LtCmRoman Giz, why won't you call yourself "SevGizmo"?  SevGuru asks about ATMOSPHERE.  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep for now.".  [==============] Keep = 40 %  [=======] Neutral = 20 %  [==============] Cut = 40 % hmm, works for me cause I don't want to.. Yawn...  SevGuru asks about CONSPIRACY   "I smoke after every CONSPIRACY." cut cut cut cut  SevGuru asks about CONSPIRACY.  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [] Keep = 0 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====================================] Cut = 100 % To lewd for JC's to accept anyway. neutral . I can't find the final punchlines! oh (i'll go with the majority) Lewd? http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/punchlines.htm http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/punchlines.htm LOL sorry about that :) He almost vetoed on Shiftless! ... go read up :) thanks What's lewd? It seems fine to me.. me too Go on. He thought "They scared mee shiftless" was lewd! k Why?  SevGuru asks about KILLED   "I smoke one for every person I get KILLED." keep cut cut cut I don't see anything tht could possible be considered to be lewd about thsi punchline! cut Am I missing something here? hehe, I don't think so GO on. Anyway, it was a bad one.  SevGuru asks about KILLED.  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [=======] Keep = 20 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=============================] Cut = 80 %  SevGuru asks about MYSTERY   "Yet another MYSTERY you'll never solve." cut cut keep keep cut keep . Okay Equal.  SevGuru asks about MYSTERY.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "Equal vote.".  [==================] Keep = 50 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==================] Cut = 50 %  SevGuru asks about SOLVE   "I'll quit smoking when you SOLVE a case." cut cut cut cut THey do solve cases! cut  SevGuru asks about SOLVE.  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [] Keep = 0 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====================================] Cut = 100 % Won't answer the question. dead hey, you didn't give me a chance to vote!  SevGuru asks about THUMB   ""THUMB-Twiddling Man" didn't have quite enough panache." So? keep keep keep cut keep !!! cut  SevGuru asks about THUMB.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [========================] Keep = 67 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [============] Cut = 33 %  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  ATMOSPHERE [40%, 2] "Keep for now."  MYSTERY [50%, 2] "Equal vote."  THUMB [67%, 2] "Keep it!"  Now in FINAL mode. vote4 thumb vote4 thumb vote4 atmosphere You zipped on to the next punchlnie, didn't give me a chance to vote on MYSTERY Well? vote4 atmosphere vote$ atmosphere it was dean anyway giz :) That's becuase it was already decided! dead Roman, vote again *** Mushroom has joined #sevtrek ooh, more people! vote4 MYSTERY *** TerrorTeen sets mode: +o Mushroom H! Great. Hi! mushroom, we're in final mode on sci fi vote4 atmosphere  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  ATMOSPHERE [40%, 2] "Keep for now."  MYSTERY [50%, 2] "Equal vote."  THUMB [67%, 2] "Keep it!" Sci fi wow Aww... Thumb is the only funny one not true select and vote4, please :) True I like atmoshere vote4 thumb =) (chsnged my mind) I like both Mushroom, asre you voting? whats chsnged? hmm.... a typo If not, let us move on... haven't checked the comics yet... a dead cow that got ran over http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/punchlines.htm cinga invented me... yeah, move on... Well, check them! ok  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  ATMOSPHERE scored 3 vote(s).  THUMB scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 6 Judges present: 7 High/Low: 3/0 So much for the fastest session ever... ack 10 minutes so far Mushroom... uh-oh..should we call in the Queen? heh WE still have another judge.  MYSTERY now gets status "Cut by SevMan." ja? *** lizzyc has joined #sevtrek okay... whats behind door number two?? *game music plays* Vote! heh, wow Oh! lizzy! Vote! hey lizzy! hi!!! Gice lizzy the lsit, please  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  ATMOSPHERE [40%, 2] "Keep for now."  THUMB [67%, 2] "Keep it!" Gice? Gice? vote on scifi, lizzy *** Gizmo sets mode: +o lizzyc lsit Lizzy, we need your vote lsit? vote4 thumb * Blueberrie twiddles her thumbs. Woohoo! hehe * Gizmo grins.  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  ATMOSPHERE scored 3 vote(s).  THUMB scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 8 High/Low: 4/0 Well it's done vote4 atmosphere Yep * TerrorTeen breaks Blueberrie's thumbs looks like thumb wins, folks that was neat Ow! Go on. thumbs up!  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 125, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. Brave fight on to Twist let's move on..  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  BLOODY [0%, 1] "Nominated."  CHEDDER [0%, 1] "Nominated."  DAWNED [0%, 1] "Nominated."  DIAL [0%, 1] "Nominated."  ELBOW [0%, 1] "Nominated."  HAND [0%, 1] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode. Twist is on\ This comic is disgusting Gross! I know  SevGuru asks about BLOODY   "Well, this is just BLOODY grate, isn't it??" cut I like it! What was JC thinking? keep keep cut keep cut! cut cut JC had this strip, so he used it! it's dark humor he wasn't thinking, that's the problem it was a rehash of one of his Gross Twists  SevGuru asks about BLOODY.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==============] Keep = 38 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [======================] Cut = 62 % I know darker than space heh is anyone posting the winning punchlines on the DB? he misspelled cheddar, oh well Whatever  SevGuru asks about CHEDDER   "He knew the chances of the hospital sorting skin and bone from mature English CHEDDER were slim" keep cut cut keep keep cut cut Why, may I ask, is Sev Trek not here? keep Sev Trek hasn't worked this week  SevGuru asks about CHEDDER.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "Equal vote.".  [==================] Keep = 50 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==================] Cut = 50 % Because here are no trek punchlines!  SevGuru asks about DAWNED   "It suddenly DAWNED on Billy that he left out a most important step: grabbing the cheese." no one's been able to submit them cut keep cut keep keep keep keep keep  SevGuru asks about DAWNED.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [===========================] Keep = 75 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=========] Cut = 25 % is anyone posting the winning punchlines on the DB? *oops gotta go*  SevGuru asks about DIAL   "The second shock was when Joe realized he could not DIAL 911." *** LtCmRoman has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) cut cut keep keep keep cut cut  SevGuru asks about DIAL.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [===============] Keep = 43 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=====================] Cut = 57 % I prefer 000! lizzyc: It looks like you've got the job permaeantly :) well?  SevGuru asks about ELBOW   "Ironically, Fred was grating cheese for the ELBOW macaroni." okay What? cut cut cut cut cut cut neutral  SevGuru asks about ELBOW.  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [] Keep = 0 %  [=====] Neutral = 14 %  [===============================] Cut = 86 % What an Elbow Maccarony? *** Cinga has joined #sevtrek it's a type of pasta It's the arched stuff  SevGuru asks about HAND   "Joe gives his wife a HAND with the salad." Cinga! keep cut cut keep keep Hi there... keep keep (gross, but funny) hey cinga, we're on twist been a long time Vote, Cinga.  SevGuru asks about HAND.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [==========================] Keep = 71 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==========] Cut = 29 % *** TerrorTeen sets mode: +o Cinga * Blueberrie ...  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  CHEDDER [50%, 1] "Equal vote."  DAWNED [75%, 1] "Keep it!"  HAND [71%, 1] "Keep it!"  Now in FINAL mode. Cinga was a mute! vote4 dawned vote4 chedder vote4 hand vote4 dawned no, changed my mind again vote4 dawned vote4 dawned vote4 dawned vote4 hand *** Mushroom sets mode: -n *** ChanServ sets mode: +n  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  CHEDDER scored 1 vote(s).  DAWNED scored 5 vote(s).  HAND scored 1 vote(s).  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 8 High/Low: 5/1 Well ? Okay. Dawned. ho hum cinga? Whoo. I liked the other two :/ Doesn't matter. A good one indeed Go on. It's a sellout moving right along, it's Pits time!  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 135, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. 16 minutes so far  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  BREAK [0%, 1] "Nominated."  DEPENDS [0%, 1] "Nominated."  RIGHT [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SOONER [0%, 1] "Nominated."  STAT [0%, 1] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode.  SevGuru asks about BREAK   "By the end of the commercial BREAK!!" gotta find the finalists page first... cut keep keep cut keep (which reminds me, where's my watch?? brb, gotta find it) http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/punchlines.htm cut Why don't you just bookmark it?? keep Don't need the fnalist page- just vote for every one as you think.  SevGuru asks about BREAK.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=====================] Keep = 57 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [===============] Cut = 43 %  SevGuru asks about DEPENDS   "DEPENDS what's on right now." cut WEll, you need to see the cartoon cut keep cut cut cut I know the cartoon by heart *** Nugget has joined #sevtrek I;m reading the transcript of the poster winners session now..ahh, my one glorious moment *** TerrorTeen sets mode: +o Nugget Oh hi!  Well SevGuru, since you asked: the current punchline is DEPENDS   "DEPENDS what's on right now." Lance is saying "he means the tV" Ugh, I hated that stupid comp... cut what??  SevGuru asks about DEPENDS.  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [=====] Keep = 14 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [===============================] Cut = 86 % cut Cinga, there is a very important step to be performed when you are in a chat room. Type! (No hard feelings) I. Hated. The. Poster. Comp.  SevGuru asks about RIGHT   "Is RIGHT now too soon for you??" cut keep Oh yeah! The poster comp..*groans* keep neutral keep keep neutral this is soooo wayne Not as bad as the Sevilian Comp, though... It was horrible! cut feels more like lance than wayne That one made my life miserable.  SevGuru asks about RIGHT.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [==================] Keep = 50 %  [=========] Neutral = 25 %  [=========] Cut = 25 % Cinga? Nugget? I would stay up all night typing as fast as I could...  SevGuru asks about SOONER   "Now, if not SOONER." I think the Poster comp was worse..it lasted for weeks Thank god, Cinga! I knew the answers, I just wasn't fast enough. =( keep keep cut keep keep cut keep keep  SevGuru asks about SOONER.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [===========================] Keep = 75 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=========] Cut = 25 % Nah, Sevilian comp.  SevGuru asks about STAT   "Get it on the table, STAT!" keep cut keep keep cut cut hehe, medical slang cut Tv hope... TVER... keep  SevGuru asks about STAT.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Equal vote.".  [==================] Keep = 50 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==================] Cut = 50 % ??? Nugget, there is a very important step to be performed when you are in a chat room. Type! (No hard feelings)  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  BREAK [57%, 1] "Keep it!"  RIGHT [50%, 1] "Keep it!"  SOONER [75%, 1] "Keep it!"  STAT [50%, 1] "Equal vote."  Now in FINAL mode. TerrorTeen, are you going to say that to everyone? vote4 sooner vote4 ssoner vote4 break vote4 break vote4 break *** _TomServo_ has joined #sevtrek vote4 sooner (I just remembered one no-so-glorious moment: when I almost goit killed running home to see who won the comp) vote4 stat vote4 sooner Hey, Matt! Lizzy, vote again  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  BREAK [57%, 1] "Keep it!"  RIGHT [50%, 1] "Keep it!"  SOONER [75%, 1] "Keep it!"  STAT [50%, 1] "Equal vote." hi Tomeervo <_TomServo_> Hey there hi there ho there, I'm as happy as can be! vote4 sooner vote on Pits, please sorry I... See. *** TerrorTeen sets mode: +o _TomServo_ Tom- we're almost done  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  BREAK scored 3 vote(s).  SOONER scored 4 vote(s).  STAT scored 1 vote(s).  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 4/1  STAT now gets status "Cut by SevMan." Who are the mutes? the mutes can make a difference... I LIKE stat :( vote4 break Oh please revote, giz vote4 break Break or sooner Sev, cut STAT vote4 sooner Break sonner!  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  BREAK scored 3 vote(s).  SOONER scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 4/0 vote4 sonner :( vote4 sooner The sooner you breakm the sooner we'll have omlets! :( Sorry, Giz...  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  BREAK scored 3 vote(s).  SOONER scored 5 vote(s).  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 5/0 STAt was the best! who are the mutes? TS is one. are we agreed on sooner? We're done, I guess. Yeah sooner or later I guess so. THE MOST WE COULD GET IS A TIE In 23 minutes :) k D'oh! I hit caps lock =/ 26! that's it, it's over in record time :) 24! SO DID i! 26! yahoo!!! Can we chat now? :) 26! yes 1221212121212~ Sure usually it takes about an hour and a half go! any words for Majel before I close her up? Turn Majel off usually there's sev trek :) Kick the Majel! * Gizmo bows to the princess of Sev: MAJEL!  Now in OFF mode.  ===== The voting is now over! ===== Session Close: Fri Aug 13 19:27:12 1999