Session Start: Sat Oct 09 01:12:00 1999
* Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log'
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 036, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  ===== The TallyBot (v 2.3.095A) is alive!. =====
<jc> Nintendo: if you saw by baby Twist cartoon, you'd be amazed just how close to that it really is
<_TomServo_> Naomi?  Oh, Wildman.  I thought we were back on the cat name thing again.
<Brett> JC: Have you and Wendy decided on the name yet?
<SevDummy> woohoo! bleep
<rrik> "Top Ten signs your kid doesn't like what you do for a living..."
<Blueberrie> Oh. Nah.
<Sha-ka-ree> Oh, look it's Number One / Doc Chapel / Computer voice :)
<Blueberrie> He won't tell us!
<NintendoGuru> hehe
<SevDummy> hmm
<SevDummy> lol
<lizzyc> He gaves clues, but didn't tell about the names
<_8_of_12_> keep
<SevDummy> majel is not configged for this server =]
<Blueberrie> JC! What are you going to call the baby?
<_8_of_12_> just practisinf
*** SevDummy changes topic to 'minor delay =]'
<Brett> How about Sev JR?
<_TomServo_> JC!  Do you even know what the baby IS yet?
<Brett> or Measly
<Blueberrie> Nope
* NintendoGuru hands SevDummy a cattle prod
<Blueberrie> He won' know until it's born
<jc> Blue: the baby's initials will be either D.J. or G.W. depending on if the baby's a boy or girl
<rrik> How could Majel be server intolerant?
<SevDummy> the hostmasks, rrik
<jc> Definitely NOT Sev Lloyd (Wendy firmly vetoed that suggestion)
<Blueberrie> Something John or Something Wendy?
<_8_of_12_> Damn it! My time has run out! I'll go and come back
* Sha-ka-ree reloads the finalist punchlines page to get the Chosen Ones(R)
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<lizzyc> JC:you should have some kind of contest for guessing the names
<Blueberrie> But 
<jc> blue: mmmmmmmaaaayyyybbbeeeeeee
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about AIRBAGS 
<Majel>  "AIRBAGS for landspeeders."
<Blueberrie> Sev Lloyd is cool!
<lizzyc> the winner could win something cool
<_TomServo_> JC:  At least let us know this..  Are you giving the baby a sensible name?  Nothing like "Cierra" or some crap like that?
<jc> lizzyc: I thought about it - I don't know whether people would be interested in that though
<Sha-ka-ree> keep
*** SevDummy changes topic to 'Voting Sci-Fi now, dudes...come on.. vote..'
<NintendoGuru> heheheheh
<jc> keep
<lizzyc> i would
<Cinga> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<Brett> cut
<rrik> Dummy : are we gonna eliminate them ALL?!
<NintendoGuru> Sev Lloyd Cook :)
<lizzyc> cut
<_TomServo_> cut
<rrik> cut
<jc> tom: no, no names that would have the child getting teased in schoolyards! :-)
<PhantomChic> cut
<TLE> cut
<lizzyc> this Ewok bashing is cyncial.  They're so CUTE!!!
<SevDummy> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Brett> LOL LOL
<Blueberrie> Call it Good. Good Cook
<SevDummy> rrik? just 11..
<_TomServo_> HALLELUJAH!
<Cinga> cute???
<Sha-ka-ree> Ewok bashing is fun!
<SevDummy> no, 12 =]
<NintendoGuru> 12,0`%0,12%,2,12`%12,2%,1,2`%2,1%,16,1 Chatting in #SevChat now please 2,1`%1,2%`12,2,%2,12%`0,12,%12,0%`
<Brett> or Kiss-the
<_TomServo_> How about Too Many Cook?
<Blueberrie> THye're ugly!
<Cinga> They're Disney-ian...
<TLE> too bad Kettch isn't here
<SevDummy> 11,0+%0,11%+12,11+%11,12%+2,12+%12,2%+1,2+%2,1%+15,1 indeed 2,1+%12,21,2%+12,2+%2,12%+11,12+%12,11%+0,11+%11,0%+
<_TomServo_> What's the URL for the finalists again?
<Sha-ka-ree> Call him (if it's a he) Brooke, Brooke Cook
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about AIRBAGS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=========] Keep = 25 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===========================] Cut = 75 %
<Blueberrie> Heh.
<Cinga> cut out the mess, dummy.
<Sha-ka-ree> http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/punchlines.htm
<Majel>  SevDummy requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BRUSH [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CRASH [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DOORMATS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LIGHTSEVER [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  MOP [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SPEED [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  STOOL [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TIE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TOILET [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WACKIEES [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WIGS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Blueberrie> http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/punchlines.htm
<Cinga> Or crook. ;-)
<lizzyc> One thing- Wesley bashing is fun. Ewok bashing in mean.  They're like little teddy bears
<Blueberrie> Brooke is a female name!
<_TomServo_> Thanks to BB and Sha-etc.
<lizzyc> in=is
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about BRUSH 
<Majel>  "Toilet BRUSH"
<Cinga> jc's sev name should be "crook"
<Blueberrie> UGLY little teddy bears!
<Sha-ka-ree> keep
<SevDummy> CHAT IN SEVcha..t....?
<jc> lizzyc: au contraire - they were a very cynical creation by Lucas just so he could cash in on merchandising so they DESERVE bashing!
<lizzyc> keep
<_TomServo_> cut
<Brett> keep
<jc> keep
<Blueberrie> Oops
<lizzyc> humph
<rrik> HMMM, my cached version of the finalists was three times larger...
<SevDummy> keep
<Sha-ka-ree> I'd like to keep them all this week... if JC can draw them all in :)
<Blueberrie> keep
<PhantomChic> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<jc> SEVNOTE to everyone - I will be drawing the winning entries so I might describe how I imagine drawing each one
<rrik> @ least my line survived
<_TomServo_> JC:  Yeah, like Jar Jar, unfortunately, because I liked him, the second time around.
<jc> To help you decide on your voting which would look funniest
<Cinga> If they're little teddybears, then they shouldn't be able to kick the asses of armored, raygun-toting troops.
<Cinga> keep
<Blueberrie> Okay
<SevDummy> rrik: JC always cuts RIGHT before the session starts.. OR TOO LATE, RIGHT JOHN? =]
<lizzyc> ok, Ewoks are cut in all, but I guess these are kinda funny. 
<TLE> cut
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about BRUSH.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=======================] Keep = 64 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=============] Cut = 36 %
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about CRASH 
<Majel>  "CRASH testing Speederbikes!"
<lizzyc> JC- what about the Star Wars fanatic strip?
<rrik> cut
<_TomServo_> cut
<jc> Tom: I hated Jar Jar less the second time around but again, he was invented purely to appeal to 10 year olds-  I hate it when they do that
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<jc> keep
<SevDummy> hi robot101
<Brett> cut
*** SevDummy sets mode: +o Robot101
<lizzyc> cut
<Sha-ka-ree> keep
<Cinga> cut
<lizzyc> Hi robot101
<Blueberrie> cut
*** SevDummy sets mode: +o Majel
<Robot101> hi
<_TomServo_> JC:  Me too.  But by the fourth time, you realize what a special place he has in the SW mythos.  =D
<PhantomChic> cut
<NintendoGuru> keep
<jc> CRASH - I imagine having a speederbike stuck in a wall and the Ewok flattened against the wall
<rrik> Yeah, who is in this movie for us 30 year olds? R2D2?
<Brett> Just like the Ewoks were invented to appeal to 4 year olds
<SevDummy> ghehehe cool =
<SevDummy> =]
<Blueberrie> Jar Jar is annoying, so just ignore him. It's not that hard.
<_TomServo_> rrik:  Maul, of course.,
<jc> tom: Special shmecial - he sucks!
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about CRASH.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===========] Keep = 30 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=========================] Cut = 70 %
<Sha-ka-ree> KEEP
<NintendoGuru> jc: yeah, he's just comic relief
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about DOORMATS 
<Majel>  "DOORMATS"
<Sha-ka-ree> JarJar sucks.
<_TomServo_> JC:  A closer look will reveal the laughing smiley at the end... =)
<jc> keep
<Sha-ka-ree> cut
<_TomServo_> keep
<Brett> Who's gonna relieve the comic reflief?
<Cinga> Jar jar's fun.
<Brett> keep
<PhantomChic> cut
<SevDummy> reflief?
<lizzyc> Jc- are you ever going to do the star wars fanatic one. my brother is getting very whiny
<Cinga> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<jc> DOORMATS - easy, just a flattened Ewok with a pair of feet standing on it - at a door, of ocurse
<Brett> relief
<Blueberrie> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<_TomServo_> JC:  And he's not THAT bad.  Ewoks are way worse.  So is that stupid mouthy singer in the SE Jedi.
<Cinga> keep
<jc> lizzyc: I started pencilling it - haven't got further yet, I'm afraid!
<rrik> cut
<lizzyc> ok
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<lizzyc> that's ok, just as long as you haven't forgotten
<Blueberrie> SE Jedi?
<lizzyc> hi Gizmo!!!
<Sha-ka-ree> Hey Giz!
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about DOORMATS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 6 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
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<Blueberrie> Hi, Giz
<Gizmo> HI!!!!
<SevDummy> 4(¯, | ¯/_ /\/\ (¯)
<_TomServo_> (S)pecial (E)dition (Return Of The) Jedi.
<TLE> hello
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about LIGHTSEVER 
<Majel>  "LIGHTSEVER practice dummy"
<Blueberrie> Oh... Duh.
<NintendoGuru> 4,0`%16,4%,5,4`%4,5%,1,5`%5,1%,16,1 HGONG! 5,1`%1,5%,4,5`%5,4%,16,4`%4,16%`
<jc> keep
<Brett> keep
<Gizmo> I just giot home thirty seconds ago after running all the way from the bus stop
<Sha-ka-ree> cut
<rrik> Hey, did someone change a queen A. punchline into a Princess L punchline?
<_TomServo_> cut
<Blueberrie> HGONG!
<rrik> keep
<Cinga> keep
<Blueberrie> Dummy?
<Blueberrie> keep
<Gizmo> keep
<jc> LIGHTSEVER - a jedi brandishing a lightsever with an Ewok chopped into several pieces
<jc> (I like this one)
<NintendoGuru> KEEP
<Sha-ka-ree> keep
<_TomServo_> Ewwwwwwwww.
<Brett> rrik: why yes, I just noticed it...
<lizzyc> keep
<Gizmo> yo JC, how's Wendy?
<SevDummy> PG ratings? what are those?
<Blueberrie> Weird
<rrik> I like the Lightsever just to see another special Sevvect cartoon!
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about LIGHTSEVER.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [================================] Keep = 90 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====] Cut = 10 %
<_TomServo_> A little graphic maybe?  JC, would you want your son/daughter/other to see this?  >=(
<PhantomChic> keep
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about MOP 
<Majel>  "Floor MOP."
<jc> Gizmo: good - no baby yet though
<_TomServo_> keep
<PhantomChic> cut
<Brett> keep
<Sha-ka-ree> cut
<Blueberrie> It's not graphic!
<Cinga> keep
<lizzyc> cut
<Blueberrie> keep
<jc> cut
<rrik> cut
<Cinga> although it's too non-violent
<_TomServo_> A cut-up Ewok?!  How do you do that w/out being grody?!
<Gizmo> cut
<jc> MOP - this one speaks for itself - an Ewok on the end of a pole cleaning the floor
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<TLE> cut
<Blueberrie> Dunno
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about MOP.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [============] Keep = 33 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [========================] Cut = 67 %
<Brett> this is easy, an Ewok tied to a stick
<jc> tom: nice clean cuts - hey, Darth Maul got cut in half and noone complained.
<Blueberrie> Can't be much worse than the Maul one...
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about SPEED 
<Majel>  "SPEED bumps"
* _TomServo_ looks at Blueberrie in utter astonishment...
<SevDummy> Yeah, but maul is the BAD guy
<_TomServo_> Bleah.
<_TomServo_> EXACTLY...
<Brett> or the alien one...
<_TomServo_> keep
<jc> cut
<lizzyc> but Maul was a villan, teh Ewoks are adorable
<Blueberrie> What??
<PhantomChic> cut
<Sha-ka-ree> don't get it
<TLE> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<Brett> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<_TomServo_> No, the Ewoks are homely....
<Blueberrie> They are not!
<jc> SPEED - probably just flattened Earwax on a road
<Blueberrie> They're ugly!
<Cinga> keep
<NintendoGuru> neutral
<Sha-ka-ree> Ewoks are annoying, the Jar Jars of SW4-6
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<Sha-ka-ree> cut
<Blueberrie> And everyone bashes Ewoks!
<Cinga> Ewoks are a nightmare.
<SevDummy> keep
<Brett> the Ewoks are money in teddy bear suits
<Blueberrie> Well, except maybe Kettch
<SevDummy> RROOAADDKILLL!!! =]
<rrik> Maybe parody the "it slices, it dices" TV commercial with nothing but earwax to slice & dice?
<sbara> keep
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about SPEED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===============] Keep = 42 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 8 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<_TomServo_> How would you do this, John?  None of the SW vehicles use tires.... OOOOOOOOOOO! OOO! OO!  A Jawa Sandcrawler flattening Ewoks!!! OH PLEASE!!!!
<rrik> keep SPEED
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<Cinga> Ewoks remind me of Kevin home alone.
<Blueberrie> lol
<Majel>  SevDummy requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BRUSH [64%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  DOORMATS [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  LIGHTSEVER [91%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SPEED [46%, 1] "Keep for now."
<Majel>  STOOL [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TIE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TOILET [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WACKIEES [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WIGS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<jc> tom: Sandcrawler? I like it!
<_8_of_12_> thanks Nova
<_TomServo_> Wa-HOOOOOOOO!!!
<jc> Particularly cos they go so slow! :-)
* _TomServo_ dances with glee...
<Sha-ka-ree> KEEP
<_8_of_12_> I'm Back!!!
<Brett> LOL
<lizzyc> There kinda weird looking, but I guess your right. Their just like violent malicious freaky teddys
<SevDummy> Majel... RESPOND!
<_TomServo_> Flat Ewoks AND Jawas!
<Blueberrie> keep
<jc> SEVNOTE: I will probably draw the top 4 entries
<NintendoGuru> heheheh
<NintendoGuru> keep
<SevDummy> right..
<_TomServo_> John, if you draw this, I want to buy it from you...
<jc> Or as many as I can fit in a comic strip
<Blueberrie> Cool...
<Cinga> don't they even have rounded spears?
<_TomServo_> Heck, I'll even vote for Lightsever if it helps the chances of SPEED... =)
<Sha-ka-ree> Britney Spears?
<jc> tom: I don't know how much of a Sandcrawler I can fit in 1/4 of a comic strip though
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about STOOL 
<Majel>  "Foot STOOL"
<_TomServo_> JC:  Want help with the layout?  =)
<lizzyc> cut
<Blueberrie> lol
<_TomServo_> cut
<Sha-ka-ree> cut
<Brett> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<jc> How can SPEED be kept if it only got 346?
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Gizmo> cut
<Cinga> cut
<jc> Oops, I mean 46%
<TLE> cut
<PhantomChic> cut
<Blueberrie> Dunno
<SevDummy> LOL! =]
<jc> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<_TomServo_> Hey, who cares?
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about STOOL.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 11 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===] Keep = 8 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=================================] Cut = 92 %
<Brett> Majel must be tired...LOL
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about TIE 
<Majel>  "Seat cover for TIE fighters"
<jc> STOOL - I imagine Daft Vapor sitting with his feet on a Earwax - sipping a drink through a straw
<jc> Aww, I liked that one
<_TomServo_> Uuuurgh... I hate going through 40 Emails...
<Cinga> jc: You cut all my finalists in the final version of the site. =(
<NintendoGuru> who cares, I like it :)
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<_TomServo_> cut
<Brett> keep
<jc> TIE - Daft Vapor sitting with a bit of fur sticking out from behind him
<rrik> cut
<SevDummy> keep
<Sha-ka-ree> ctu
<TLE> cut
<_TomServo_> Although this would be funny if the seat cover were the head, with the mouth stretched over the seat...
<PhantomChic> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<_TomServo_> keep
<Brett> you could save time if you wait for the end, JC
<jc> Cinga: sorry! Maybe it was Wendy who culled them
<Cinga> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about TIE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==========] Keep = 27 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==========================] Cut = 73 %
<Gizmo> _TomServo_: I had 73 mesages when I checked my polarnet account, still downloading
<Cinga> JC: no hurt feelings, they weren't that good anyway
<Blueberrie> Wow!
<rrik> JC: you're supposed to credit Wendy for all the labour shu put in (the site that is)!
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about TOILET 
<Majel>  "TOILET seat cover."
<_8_of_12_> anyone mind if I sing again> :-)
<Blueberrie> Why so many?
<Cinga> Nobody would have understood "forest fires"
<_TomServo_> JC:  BTW, did I ever mention that I *love* the way you draw the Earwax?  Love it!
<SevDummy> hehehe... what about darth maul sitting on the toilet with that serious face of his =]
<Blueberrie> YES!
<_TomServo_> KEEP
<jc> Rik: huh?
<Blueberrie> cut
<Gizmo> labour..hehehe, nice choice of words
<jc> tom: thanx dude
<Brett> keep
<Sha-ka-ree> KEEP
<lizzyc> keep
<Cinga> keep
<PhantomChic> cut
<SevDummy> keep
<_8_of_12_> keep
<Cinga> Give him a constipation ;-)
<_TomServo_> I think Vader sitting in his dome, with a toilet in it, and his helmet off with intense concentration would look good here...
<lizzyc> SevDummy- that is just weird enough to be funny
<lizzyc> ewww
<TLE> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<SevDummy> darth maul on the toilet? =]
<rrik> JC: you blaimed Wendy for culling our favourite finalists. That's DIScrediting our queen.
<rrik> You can't do that on Sev !
<SevDummy> =]
<rrik> cut
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about TOILET.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=====================] Keep = 58 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===============] Cut = 42 %
<jc> cut
<Blueberrie> ...
<SevDummy> I've reached a new level, darth vader.. =]
<NintendoGuru> um, ech
<PhantomChic> TS: How do you draw intense concentration?
<_TomServo_> You could hide... things with strategically placed objects.
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about WACKIEES 
<Majel>  "Slippers for WACKIEES"
<Brett> Well, if she hears about it, she'll forget it the moment she goes into labor {8c)
<Blueberrie> Eww...
<Blueberrie> cut
<Brett> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<TLE> cut
<Sha-ka-ree> cut
<_TomServo_> PC:  Eyes slightly bugged, tip of tongue protruding, slight sweatdrops..
<SevDummy> what are wackiees?
<lizzyc> cut
<Cinga> cut
<_TomServo_> keep
<PhantomChic> cut
<Gizmo> keep
<Sha-ka-ree> Wookiees
<_TomServo_> I imagine their feet shoved in the mouths..
<_8_of_12_> wookies
<jc> keep
<_8_of_12_> jinx!
<Blueberrie> wookies
<rrik> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Cinga> creased forehead...
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about WACKIEES.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==============] Keep = 38 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [======================] Cut = 62 %
<Gizmo> oh my god..I have 32 messages from one company (spam)!!
<_8_of_12_> klingon?
<Sha-ka-ree> 8!!! Bluey!!! TWO E'S!!!!
<NintendoGuru> SevDummy: wookies
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about WIGS 
<Majel>  "Princess Leer WIGS"
<Blueberrie> oo-ps
<Blueberrie> oops
<SevDummy> Thanks sevilians =]
<Cinga> for the concentration face, i mean
<Blueberrie> wookiees
<jc> you cut slippers?! Aww, that was one of the good ones!
<_TomServo_> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<jc> cut
<Sha-ka-ree> NG!!! You savage! Two E's in Wookiee!
<Cinga> keep
<Sha-ka-ree> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<Brett> cut
<PhantomChic> cut
<Cinga> should be amidala
<_TomServo_> JC:  I aree...
<_8_of_12_> cut! That wouldn't work
<Sha-ka-ree> Should be Leia
<_TomServo_> I even aGree...
<NintendoGuru> cut
<rrik> what happened to the queen in this line?
<rrik> keep btw
<TLE> cut
<SevDummy> _TomServo_: is that klingon?
<Brett> 11,13 I forgot about these....
<_TomServo_> Oh PEW!!!!!
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about WIGS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [============] Keep = 33 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [========================] Cut = 67 %
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about WIGS 
<Majel>  "Princess Leer WIGS"
<_TomServo_> Darn cat came right from the litter box to my lap...
<jc> rik: I imagined Leia with two Ewoks for buns would be funnier than Princess Amidala (I'm thinking visual here)
<SevDummy> last punchline coming up..
<Cinga> Tom: I told you.
<_8_of_12_> and the last punchline is...
<NintendoGuru> eww
<rrik> I'm thinking you're right, but then again: judging from what you did to that poor sillly queen
<SevDummy> majel.. respond?
<Cinga> Amidala could have an outstretched Ewok-skin as wig
<Blueberrie> Ah
<SevDummy> helllooooo, maaajeeelll??
<_8_of_12_> computer!
<rrik> (Amilallaa I mean, no pun iintended on the sev queen)
<SevDummy> brribliliblleeebleeebeeeep
<SevDummy> working..
* Brett taps Majel on the monitor...
<_TomServo_> Hello, computer?  "Just use the keyboard!"  The keyboard!  How quaint!
<_TomServo_> cut
<_8_of_12_> how primitive!
<NintendoGuru> computer! resume program!
<Cinga> quaint? what's that word?
<rrik> keep wigs?
* SevDummy talks to keyboard
<Blueberrie> keep
<Sha-ka-ree> keep
<_8_of_12_> didn't we vote on this already?
<SevDummy> keep
<PhantomChic> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<_TomServo_> quaint?  Means charming, but out-dated and old-fashioned.
<jc> keep
* Cinga talks into his mouse.
<SevDummy> eepeep!
<SevDummy> nope
<Brett> cut
<Cinga> keep
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about WIGS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=================] Keep = 46 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===================] Cut = 54 %
* /load: invalid switch
* /load: insufficient parameters
*** Loaded script 'd:\internet\sevtrek\majel\majelpop.ini'
<SevDummy> ehm majel?
<Cinga> We only have to cut 2 lines, we need 10 for the cartoon.
<SevDummy> we may now... go to final mode..
* Brett twiddles his thumbs
<_8_of_12_> Earth to Majel!
<SevDummy> please?
* Brett gets the trout ready
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<_8_of_12_> Ground control to Majel!
<Majel>  SevDummy requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BRUSH [64%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  DOORMATS [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  LIGHTSEVER [91%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SPEED [69%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  TOILET [54%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Blueberrie> ??
<_8_of_12_> finally
<Brett> THERE WE GO!!!
<Majel> breebreebreebleepbleepbleeeeewhirrclickbleeep..working.
<Cinga> vote4 speed
<Sha-ka-ree> vote4 speed
<lizzyc> Woohoo!!! Mine is punchline of the day on Twist!!!! Yippee!!  SOrry, I get happy quite easily
<_TomServo_> vote4 speed
<Brett> vote4 speed
<SevDummy> vote4 toilet!
<jc> vote4 lightsever
<SevDummy> vote4 toilet i mean
<Brett> what the...?
<lizzyc> vote4 lightsever
<Sha-ka-ree> vote4 lightsever
<_8_of_12_> vote4 speed
<Gizmo> my, this is disapointing
<jc> lizzyc: going for a third wining punchline? :-)
<Cinga> bad time delay today
<Brett> Ummmm, if we cut more than 1, isn
<SevDummy> whining? =]
<NintendoGuru> vote4 lightsever
<PhantomChic> vote4 lightsever
<Brett> 't it gonna be a small cartoon?
<lizzyc> :) 
<Blueberrie> vote4 speed
<SevDummy> very funny, robot.. now beam down my clothes!
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  LIGHTSEVER scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  SPEED scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  TOILET scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 11 Judges present: 15 High/Low: 5/1
<Brett> LOL LOL LOL
<Majel>  TOILET now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<jc> Ok, I'll definitely draw LIGHTSEVER and SPEED
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  LIGHTSEVER scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  SPEED scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 15 High/Low: 5/0
<Cinga> Yeah.
<Blueberrie> Whew
<NintendoGuru> all my finalists for twist and pits got cut in the cull for this week :/
<_8_of_12_> YAY! I WIN!!!
<jc> If I can fit toilet in, I'll do that as well but we'll see
<jc> sorry NG
<_TomServo_> Yee-ha!
<_8_of_12_> I WIN! I WIN! THAT'S MY FIRST!!!
<Majel> Sevdummy is lagging..
<Brett> I didn't get any fnalists this wekk
<lizzyc> NG: what were they?
<lizzyc> Which one 8?
<_8_of_12_> CONGO LINE ON MY MARK!!!
* _TomServo_ congratulates 8_of_12.
<jc> congrats 8! First Matrix now this :-)
<rrik> vote4 lightsever
<_8_of_12_> SPEED BUMP!
<Cinga> Whoa. I have 51 secs ping delay for NintendoGuru.
<_TomServo_> That was YOURS?! 
<NintendoGuru> hehe
<_TomServo_> Wooooo!
<Blueberrie> Toilet is kind of dumb...
<_8_of_12_> THAT WAS MINE!
<Gizmo> CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<_TomServo_> I *love* that one!
<Cinga> Matrix?
* lizzyc congrats 8 on his wonderful Speedbump punchline
<_8_of_12_> YAY!!!
<_TomServo_> Toilet could be funny but gross at the same time.
<Brett> Nicely done 8
<Blueberrie> Oops
<lizzyc> Yay for 8!!!!
<Blueberrie> Oh
<_8_of_12_> Can't beleive it. That's the first strip I've one! Thanks everyone!
<Brett> If I had my old popups I could have done a much nicer congrats...but what can you do?
<NintendoGuru> lizzyc: "me have reservation for two at simba's" for twist, and "what an idiot. he should have gotten flytraps!" for pits
<_8_of_12_> I meant won.
<NintendoGuru> congrats, 8
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 135, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Brett> I've only won one, too
<Brett> and that was on the Sci-Fi too
<_8_of_12_> So what happens now?
<_TomServo_> I've never managed to get a punchline even onto the finalists page... I suppose I should post more.  =(
<jc> NG: fly traps nearly made it in Pits - it was one of the last we culled. Bummer
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<lizzyc> Those are funny NG, I liked those, especailly the twist one
<Brett> Nothing....
<_8_of_12_> congrats Bret!
-> *majel* nominateall
<lizzyc> poor TomServo
<_TomServo_> The flytraps one sounds funny...
<Cinga> Which server is the fastest?
<NintendoGuru> same here
<_8_of_12_> I think I have one in the twists as well.
<Brett> thanx...but I was wondering if I won anything, I guess not... {8c(
<_TomServo_> lizzyc: Don't feel TOO bad for me, he used my Sev name for Tuvok... =)  At least, he had been.
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<NintendoGuru> jc: hehe, yeah, I wanted a line that showed Lance was equally ignorant.
<_8_of_12_> I think only the winner wins
<Brett> Mine was the "open your cell window" one
<lizzyc> That good, Tom
<Majel>  Majel requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BUN [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BUNLY [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BUSINESS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CAFFEINE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DO [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ENRAGE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ENSIGNS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LIGHTYEAR [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  OFFLOAD [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<jc> NG: I know, that was what we liked about it
-> *pick* bun
* Gizmo hugs 8! YAY FOR 8!
<Majel> In case you haven't noticed, I'm out of control. I've eliminated SevDummy on purpose!
<_8_of_12_> Thanks Giz. always love your hugs!
<Majel>  Majel asks about BUN 
<Majel>  "...to boldy go where no BUN has gone before"
<Brett> What the...?
<Cinga> cut
<Gizmo> no problem..like giving them :)
<lizzyc> cut
<Brett> cut
<Gizmo> cut
<jc> cut
<_TomServo_> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<Sha-ka-ree> cut
<Gizmo> Uh-oh..another Majel sentience bug!
<Majel>  Majel asks about BUN.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 6 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [] Keep = 0 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====================================] Cut = 100 %
<Brett> Is it just me, or is Majel having a problem?
<rrik> Maybe "to bAldly go..."
<Majel>  Majel asks about BUNLY 
<Majel>  "To BUNLY go..."
<Gizmo> cut
<Majel> I'm perfectly capable of handling a session by my own.
<Gizmo> (stupid)
<NintendoGuru> hehe
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Brett> or to blindly go where no flying toilet has gone before
<Gizmo> suuuuure you are, Majel.
<rrik> The words "Majel" and "Problem" will never be used in the same sentence!!!
<jc> keep
<NintendoGuru> lol
<Blueberrie> She's sentient! Woohoo!
<lizzyc> cut
<lizzyc> this is a lot like the last one
<jc> Gee, Majel is a little feisty this morning
<Majel> It's the server, not me!
<Blueberrie> cut
<Sha-ka-ree> cut
<Cinga> neutral
<_TomServo_> cut
<rrik> keep BUNLY
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Brett> cut
<Majel>  Majel asks about BUNLY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=======] Keep = 20 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 10 %
<Majel>  [=========================] Cut = 70 %
<PhantomChic> Aah! It's later than I thought!  I'm gonna be late!  Gotta go, I've got an 8:00 curtain.  Bye.
<Majel>  Majel asks about BUSINESS 
<Majel>  "to blow up shuttles like nobody's BUSINESS"
<Gizmo> see ya!
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<_8_of_12_> cut! 
<_8_of_12_> With a vengence!
<_8_of_12_> Did everyone like my song for this?
<_8_of_12_> The Mambo Number 5 one!
<_8_of_12_> Is anyone there?
<Gizmo> gong!
<Brett> Is there some with Majel really?
<_TomServo_> eeek.  Lag.
<Majel> keep
<Brett> Humm...that's odd...
<NintendoGuru> gong!
<jc> Brett: no, she's become sentient and is running herself
<Brett> I can't do any commands whatsoever...even ping...
<jc> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<Gizmo> cut
<TLE> keep
<lizzyc> keep
<Brett> Kewl!
<Brett> cut
<rrik> Somebody cares to explain this one to me little dutch boy?
<_TomServo_> keep
<Cinga> brb
<Majel>  Majel asks about BUSINESS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==============] Keep = 38 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [======================] Cut = 62 %
<Brett> I seem to be lagging, can someone ping me?
<_8_of_12_> what the smeg happened?
<_8_of_12_> what punchline are we voting on?
<_8_of_12_> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
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<Majel>  Majel asks about CAFFEINE 
<Majel>  "To seek out new CAFFEINE supplies"
<Brett> keep
<Gizmo> errrr..is someone going to change the chat topic? we're not voting sci-fi anymore 
<Gizmo> keep
<Majel> lol >'.'<
<Sha-ka-ree> keep
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<Blueberrie> keep
<jc> keep
<rrik> "like nobody's business" is that a well known frase?
<rrik> keep
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*** Majel changes topic to 'Voting trek now, dudes...come on.. vote..'
*** Blueberrie changes topic to 'Voting Sev Trek now, dudes...come on.. vote..'
<_TomServo_> cut
<Blueberrie> Oops
<_TomServo_> rrik  Yes.
<Blueberrie> phrase
<Majel>  Majel asks about CAFFEINE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 6 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===============================] Keep = 86 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=====] Cut = 14 %
<Cinga> neutral
<Majel>  Majel asks about DO 
<Majel>  "To boldly DO what no hairdo has done before!"
<Brett> ok, I'm REALLY lagging...
<Brett> BRB, all
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<jc> btw, who's moderating this judging session?
<rrik> and the PHrase would mean...?
<Blueberrie> Majel is
<Sha-ka-ree> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<Cinga> cut
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<jc> blue: seriously though. Is it Dummy?
<Blueberrie> Enough with the hair...
<Sha-ka-ree> JC - Dummy is
<Blueberrie> Yeah
<rrik> keep
<lizzyc> awww my punchline got cut :(
<lizzyc> cut
<lizzyc> i think so. I've heard it
<lizzyc> cut
<lizzyc> Rrik- it means like "a whole lot" or something like that
<Majel>  Majel asks about ENRAGE 
<Majel>  "to ENRAGE strange new worlds and new civilizations"
<_TomServo_> cut
<Majel> ehm?
<Brett> I hope that clears it up...
<lizzyc> cut
<_TomServo_> oops.
<_TomServo_> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<Sha-ka-ree> cut
<Cinga> is there any functioning server beside irc.eldar.org?
<Cinga> keep
<Brett> cut
<Majel> Only this server. =/
<jc> keep
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<_8_of_12_> cut
<_8_of_12_> dummy is as dummy does
<_8_of_12_> momma always says life is like a box of chocolates
<Gizmo> Majel..you're scaring mr.
<MajeI> I rule!
<_TomServo_> I was a punchline behind... Sheesh.
<Majel>  Majel asks about ENRAGE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<Majel>  Majel asks about ENSIGNS 
<Majel>  "To make it home before we run out of ENSIGNS."
<Brett> Someone must be a programming genius to have given Majel sentience
<Brett> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Sha-ka-ree> keep
<Majel> it isn't hard to understand your own coding
<lizzyc> keep
<Gizmo> that would be Dummy or Erwin
<Blueberrie> cut
<Majel> although rrik wrote me..
<Gizmo> keep
<Blueberrie> rik
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<Gizmo> or Rik
<MajeI> Does she answer by herself?
<MajeI> cut
<_8_of_12_> i think they've nearly run out! Kim must be the only one left
<NintendoGuru> keep
<lizzyc> hi traP!!
<TLE> keep
<Gizmo> Trap..wiiw, coool name
<Gizmo> errr..wow
<Majel>  Majel asks about ENSIGNS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [========================] Keep = 67 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [============] Cut = 33 %
* traP grins ty
<jc> keep
<Majel>  Majel asks about LIGHTYEAR 
<Majel>  "to go one LIGHTYEAR foward, and 3 back."
<jc> I liked ENSIGNS although Wendy was neutral on it
<jc> keep 
<Majel> keep
<lizzyc> they need to promote him fast
<jc> keep
<Brett> cut
<Blueberrie> keep
<Sha-ka-ree> keep
<MajeI> cut
<jc> Wendy preferred LIGHTYEAR (that would be my second choice probably after ENSIGNS)
<Blueberrie> Thye should promote Paris first
<traP> cut
<_TomServo_> keep
<_TomServo_> ?
<_TomServo_> Ai-ya?!
<_TomServo_> cut
<Majel>  Majel asks about LIGHTYEAR.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 8 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<TLE> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<lizzyc> can I ask something real quick----
<lizzyc> have the HOFU guys gotten your stuff yet?
<_8_of_12_> keep
<_8_of_12_> have to keep her happy!
<Majel>  Majel asks about OFFLOAD 
<Majel>  "To OFFLOAD all these shuttles any way we can."
<jc> yeah, what's happening with HOFU?
<jc> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<_TomServo_> Promote Paris nothing, HARRY needs promoting.
<Brett> wait a minute...more than 6 ppl voted..
<Sha-ka-ree> cut
<MajeI> neutral
<_8_of_12_> agreed, Tomservo
<_TomServo_> cut
<Blueberrie> Umm... No.
<Blueberrie> cut
<traP> cut
<lizzyc> I've been working on mine, I don't know about the other guys
<lizzyc> is anyone here on HOFU?
<MajeI> Right. Harry should have been promoted to full Lt. by now.
<lizzyc> ok
<Blueberrie> No, Tom does!
<Sha-ka-ree> Put Tom in the warp core and Harry too
<Majel> The HOFU team, member NovaFlash hasn't even begun. Problem: word processor not compatible. 5 different versions tried. No success. Awaiting further instructions.
<rrik> jc: due to lag problems or server sev, dummy sat down right behind majel's centre core an is operating from there
<rrik> ENRAGE used to be TICK right?
<rrik> I took notes tonight!
* rrik eats his USELESS notes
<rrik> keep
<rrik> now the lagging is too much to keep up with
<rrik> anyone reading this: KEEP AFFECT for me!
<traP> He might have if he hadn't spent 2/3 of the voyage in sick bay <g>
<Majel> ok =]
<rrik> cinga: maybe you should choose a more unique nick!
<rrik> The channel froze the moment you changed to majel
<Majel>  Majel asks about OFFLOAD.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [====] Keep = 11 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 11 %
<Majel>  [============================] Cut = 78 %
<jc> rik: I didn't know you could do that. I thought Majel required Sevman to run it
<Gizmo> am I lagging?
<Blueberrie> Nope
<Majel>  Majel requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  CAFFEINE [75%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  ENRAGE [50%, 1] "Keep for now."
<Majel>  ENSIGNS [70%, 1] "Keep it!"
<_8_of_12_> stuff Paris
<_8_of_12_> he had his chance!
<Brett> HOFU?
<Blueberrie> She just needs someone on the same computer to give commands, I think
<MajeI> Isn't that one unique enough?  ;-)
<jc> vote4 ensigns
<lizzyc> ok, Nova
<MajeI> Oh, did it? Why should it? It's a different nick, after all.
<Blueberrie> Hall Of Fame Update
<NintendoGuru> cut
<lizzyc> vote4 ensigns
<Brett> I think something MIGHTY strange is going on
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Majel> vote4 caffeine
<Blueberrie> Huh?
<jc> vote4 ensigns
<Blueberrie> vote4 caffeine
<MajeI> I don't need no stinkin' commands!
<NintendoGuru> cut
<_TomServo_> In fact, why don't you do a strip on that, John?  Why the heck hasn't HARRY been promoted after 5 years on that hole?!
<_TomServo_> Crap.  BRB folks...
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<Blueberrie> Mmhmm, sure.
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  Casted votes: 0 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 0/0
<jc> ENSIGNS is better cos it 1. refers to their mission of getting home and 2. refers to all the ensigns they kill of on the way. Clever
<traP> vote4 caffeine
<Majel> ?
<Blueberrie> Nobody should be promoted!
<lizzyc> I suggest something like that in the Idea Board, only it was about Data
<Blueberrie> Tuvok only got it because he's friends with Janeway
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Gizmo> yikes!! major mjor lag there..
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<Majel> Something... weird is going on.
<lizzyc> why hasn't Data been promoted yet?
<jc> tom: maybe one day. The idea has been suggested a few times
<lizzyc> Hi TVsFrank
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Majel>  JC: I've tried, and tried, but I'm afraid this lag is too much to continue here.
<TVsFrank> Frick.
<Blueberrie> He's TS
<MajeI> Indeed.
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<jc> so what do we do now?
[Robot101:#sevtrek PING]
<Majel> we can all move to helix.dsp.nu and finish it there
* Robot101 does a lagion sweep
<Robot101> whoa hold it
-> [#sevtrek] PING
<Brett> URK!!  This session is going in leaps!
<Brett> I'll BRB I'm gonna exits then come back
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<MajeI> We should all switch to another server.
<jc> are we agreed then? All move to helix.dsp.nu? Any problems with that?
<MajeI> Robot101: At least we have nearly no lag.
<Robot101> yeah, the server admins hate me
<Robot101> =)
<_TomServo_> Crappity crap crap...
<Robot101> plus thats the wrong address
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<NintendoGuru> Brett: AKA I've got a bad feeling about this...
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<Brett> Yup
<Brett> Me too
<rrik> keep offload
<rrik> Harry for captain!
<rrik> jc: first of all, it needs a non-lagging IRC net :-(
<rrik> jc: and the authorisation is based on email kinda idents
<rrik> I'm in favor!
<MajeI> Where did all the lag go? I don't have any lag anymore!
<Majel> right
<traP> Mama Janeway probably decided "No promotions for you till you get home.  Keep pedaling!"
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Session Start: Sat Oct 09 01:58:03 1999
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<NovaFlash> roodbes?
<NovaFlash> oh well
<Blueberrie> Okay...
<_TomServo_> Wow!  Check this out, SW fans!  Super-poseable Stormtrooper action figure!
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<_TomServo_> http://collectibles.echostation.com/toyguide/starwars/stormtrooperartic/stroopercommloose.jpg
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<NovaFlash> Welcome
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<Cinga1> It worked!
<SevDummy> NOW we're gonna JUDGE!
<traP> Hmm.. do they come with blaster holes in them already?
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<SevDummy> I am sorry to report that we have to do sevtrek all over again..
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<MajeI> Like that better.
<Brett> hmm...I hope this works!!
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<Sha-ka-ree> Two Majels?
<jc> doh!
<_8_of_12_> Hey, I did it!!!
<_8_of_12_> YAY 4 ME!!!
<lizzyc> what!!!
<_TomServo_> Wwwwwwwhhhhaaaaaaaa?!  Again?  Again, with the pain and the hoiting?
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* Brett reaches for the neck of whoever is causing the problem
<_8_of_12_> Hey, do you want me to start singing?!! <threat>
<MajeI> Is there any problem with me?
<Robot101> SevDummy, we got down to ENSIGNS, CAFFEINE, and ENRAGE
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<Sha-ka-ree> Who is the Majelcopy?
<SevDummy> ok.. let's see
<Nuitari> Hey all :)
<_8_of_12_> Are you proud of me, Nova?
<Blueberrie> ...
<_8_of_12_> :-)
<MajeI> My nick ends with a capital i.
<rrik> please kick the copycats!
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<Brett> did we all make it her safely?
<Cinga> Better?
<Brett> here
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<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Majel>  SevDummy requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  CAFFEINE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ENRAGE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ENSIGNS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Sha-ka-ree> Yes thanks my program does not make any difference between l and I :)
<rrik> Cinga: thanx a lot!
<SevDummy> it worked! =]
<SevDummy> We're in final mode for Sev Trek!
<jc> vote4 ENSIGNS
<SevBrett> vote4 ensigns
<_8_of_12_> vote4 enrage
<traP> vote4 ensigns
<rrik> vote4 ensigns
<Cinga> But the network should be able to distinguish.
<Sha-ka-ree> vote4 caffeine
<jc> vote4 ENSIGNS
<Cinga> enrage
<Blueberrie> vote4 caffeine
<Cinga> vote4 enrage
<SevDummy> vote4 caffeine
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<Nuitari> vote4 ensigns
<SevBrett> that's odd..
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<NintendoGuru> vote4 ensigns
<Nuitari> hey TLE :)
<rrik> ENSIGNS also explains Harry
<_TomServo_> vote4 ensigns
<SevBrett> I can't use any commands whatsoever, not even ping
<rrik> ENSIGNS also explains Harry's rank
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<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  CAFFEINE scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  ENRAGE scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  ENSIGNS scored 7 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 12 Judges present: 17 High/Low: 7/0
<NintendoGuru> vote4 caffiene
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<lizzyc> vote4 ensigns
<NintendoGuru> vote4 caffeine
<Cinga> I don't like ensigns.
<jc> woohoo ensigns! I'll add the punchline right now
<Blueberrie> Oh?
<Majel>  ENRAGE now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<rrik> If Harry would get promoted, that would be one ensign less
<Blueberrie> Oh...
<Sha-ka-ree> vote4 caffeine
-Robot101- is this the last competition tonight?
<Majel>  CAFFEINE now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Blueberrie> But he doesn't deserve to be promoted anymore than anyone else!
<NintendoGuru> vote4 ensigns
<Cinga> Bluey:
<Majel>  ENSIGNS now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  Casted votes: 0 Judges present: 16 High/Low: 0/0
<rrik> Rob: still pits en twist
<Cinga> He's been a bridge officer for years now.
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 143, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Blueberrie> So?
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Blueberrie> So has Tom...
<_TomServo_> BB:  Sure he does!  He even takes commmand occasionally!
<Majel>  SevDummy requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  AFFECTS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BLISS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BRAIN [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CLUE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  HAD [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  STRANGE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  THINK [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Blueberrie> So??
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about AFFECTS 
<Majel>  "They say insecticide AFFECTS the brain..."
<_TomServo_> BB:  Yeah, but Harry didn't screw up like Tom.
<Cinga> He's the one who gets his butt kicked for the ship in every other ep.
<jc> cut
<_TomServo_> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Cinga> cut
<_TomServo_> Yah, Harry's da man.
<SevBrett> cut
<Sha-ka-ree> cut
<SevDummy> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
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<traP> cut
<Blueberrie> Tom didn't screw up that much!
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about AFFECTS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 6 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [====] Keep = 11 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [================================] Cut = 89 %
<rrik> It's not even the original Harry anymore. He came from a parallel univese thingy
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about BLISS 
<Majel>  "Ignorance is not exactly BLISS."
<rrik> KEEP AFFECTS
<Cinga> And Seven should replace Neelix as morale officer. :)
<SevBrett> keep
<Sha-ka-ree> cut
<_TomServo_> Oh, who cares.  That show is crap anyway.
<Cinga> cut
<SevDummy> woohoo, we're flying through the punches =]
<_TomServo_> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Blueberrie> The parallel Harry was the same as the original Harry!
<NintendoGuru> cut
<traP> keep
<SevDummy> keep
<rrik> Was he? 
<Blueberrie> They were only seperated for a little while
<jc> keep
<rrik> Not another clone variant!
<Blueberrie> cut
<SevBrett> Actually, he's still the original Harry I think
<traP> He'll make Lt j.g. by the series finale, when he's home.
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about BLISS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [====================] Keep = 55 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [================] Cut = 45 %
<rrik> BTW I like AFFFECTS for 2 good reasons
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about BRAIN 
<Majel>  "His BRAIN isn't Y2K compliant!"
<rrik> 1. it's mine
<SevDummy> keep
<_TomServo_> No, he's the mirror universe Harry.
<rrik> 2. it very errrr paradoxal
<Sha-ka-ree> KEEP
<traP> keep
<lizzyc> cut
<_TomServo_> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<SevBrett> keep
<SevDummy> rrik.. 1: no, 2: you said good reason.
<Cinga> keep
<Robot101> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<Nuitari> what about y3k?
<Nuitari> :)
<rrik> cut
<SevDummy> and with no i mean "no... not a good reason =)
* traP 's brain isn't even Y0k compliant
<NintendoGuru> cut
<rrik> keep brain
<SevBrett> Hmm...what about the episode last season where tey find out they are the liquid ppl?
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about BRAIN.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===========================] Keep = 75 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=========] Cut = 25 %
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about CLUE 
<Majel>  "So much good intention. So little CLUE."
<SevDummy> cut
<rrik> slow down dummy: you make ebven ME mute!
<Sha-ka-ree> keep
<_TomServo_> keep
<traP> keep
<Cinga> keep
<jc> cut
<rrik> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<SevBrett> keep
<Cinga> very depressing episode.
<Blueberrie> keep
<NintendoGuru> keep
<SevDummy> sorry, it's just that this lag thing got me slowed down too much =]
<SevDummy> I feel like flying on IRC now =]
<traP> Liquid.. oh yeah, the Demon planet gelatins.
<Sha-ka-ree> Thanks for the spoilers guys >:|
<lizzyc> cut
<Cinga> They spent a whole episode just dying.
<Blueberrie> Hurry up! I'm tired!
<SevBrett> ya, them
<_TomServo_> lol...  Sorry, unrelated.  Ignore me while I chuckle in the corner..
<Blueberrie> SPOILERS! Hello!
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about CLUE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [========================] Keep = 67 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [============] Cut = 33 %
<Robot101> keep
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about HAD 
<Majel>  "You HAD to get him to care."
<SevBrett> Umm...sorry
<_TomServo_> keep
<Sha-ka-ree> keep
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<SevDummy> keep
<traP> keep
<SevDummy> HI TLE!
<Blueberrie> keep
<jc> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<SevBrett> keep
<rrik> cut
<Cinga> Blueberrie: You must have seen it yourself.
<Blueberrie> I have
<Cinga> cut
<Blueberrie> But not everyone has
* SevBrett clamps his mouth shut
<Cinga> Right.
<Cinga> It hasn't run in Switz. yet.
<Sha-ka-ree> Like we poor Dutchies w/o videos :(
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about HAD.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=======================] Keep = 64 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=============] Cut = 36 %
* SevBrett grabs the tape and a typewriter
<TLE> hello
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about STRANGE 
<Majel>  "Y2K is already causing STRANGE behavior."
<Cinga> Season 7 of DS9 is currently running.
<lizzyc> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<traP> cut
<SevDummy> keep
<jc> keep
<SevBrett> wow
<Sha-ka-ree> cut
<rrik> keep
<SevBrett> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Cinga> keep
<SevBrett> you ARE behind...
<_TomServo_> cut
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about STRANGE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [============] Keep = 33 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [========================] Cut = 67 %
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about THINK 
<Majel>  "I'm starting to THINK he's the millenium bug."
<Cinga> Brett: where are you from?
<NintendoGuru> keep
* SevBrett finds it easier to type with a typerwiter then give away spoilers with his mouth
<traP> keep
<Sha-ka-ree> KEEP
<Blueberrie> cut
<jc> cut
<_TomServo_> cut
<SevBrett> keep
<Cinga> "Brett" sounds german-ish.
<rrik> THINK is a clever line: it comments on the entire Y2K hype
<rrik> keep
<SevBrett> LOL
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Cinga> keep
<Blueberrie> I know someone named Brett...
<SevBrett> Nope, good ol' Canadian-ish
<Blueberrie> He's Canadian
<Robot101> keep
<Cinga> It means board.
<SevBrett> me too...
<TLE> cut
<Blueberrie> Oh, like you. Weird.
<_8_of_12_> BLAME CANADA!
<Blueberrie> Is it a common name there?
<SevBrett> where does he live?
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about THINK.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=====================] Keep = 58 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===============] Cut = 42 %
<NintendoGuru> heheh
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<SevBrett> Not really, I don't think
<NintendoGuru> BLAME CANADA!
<Majel>  SevDummy requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BLISS [55%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  BRAIN [75%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  CLUE [69%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  HAD [64%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  THINK [58%, 1] "Keep it!"
<SevBrett> for WHAT?
<Blueberrie> Well, he lives in the US, but he was born in Canada
<Sha-ka-ree> NUKE CANADA!
<rrik> Butthen of course, AFFECTS is pretty clever as well
<NintendoGuru> vote4 think
<_8_of_12_> Terrance and Phillip!
<Sha-ka-ree> vote4 think
<_TomServo_> vote4 clue
<SevDummy> vote4 affects
<SevDummy> ehm woops =]
<traP> vote4 had
<SevBrett> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
<SevBrett> vite4 bliss
<SevDummy> vote4 bliss
<jc> vote4 brain
<lizzyc> vote4 clue
<Blueberrie> vote4 had
<Robot101> vote4 clue
<rrik> vote4 affects
<Cinga> vote4 think
<_8_of_12_> vote4 think
<lizzyc> brett, calm down :)
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BLISS scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  BRAIN scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  CLUE scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  HAD scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  THINK scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 11 Judges present: 16 High/Low: 4/1
<rrik> tough crowd
* SevBrett stops hyperventilating
<rrik> vote4 affects
<Cinga> Whatever happened to "Island One"? Never seen it on TV again...
<Sha-ka-ree> vote4 think
<jc> rik: I think your endorsement may have influenced the judges. Good work :-)
<SevBrett> vote4 bliss
<SevDummy> ehm.... mr. SevBrett... vote again, you typed VITE instead of VOTE
<SevDummy> right like that =]
<jc> Personally I didn't like THINK but Wendy liked it
<SevBrett> whoops...
<SevBrett> hehehe
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BLISS scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  BRAIN scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  CLUE scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  HAD scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  THINK scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 12 Judges present: 16 High/Low: 4/1
<rrik> vote4 THINK then...
<_TomServo_> I don't see why think is funny...
<Majel>  AFFECTS scored 100 vote(s).
<Cinga> Anyone know the series about the international space station?
<Majel>  BRAIN now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<rrik> lol
<Majel>  BLISS now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<rrik> 100 out of 16!
<Majel>  HAD now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
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Session Close: Sat Oct 09 02:13:19 1999


Session Start: Sat Oct 09 02:13:42 1999
*** Now talking in #sevtrek
*** Topic is 'Sev Trek goes on here!... waiting for one minute.'
*** Set by NovaFlash on Sat Oct 09 01:53:42
<Cinga> Whoa. 0 secs delay.
<Majel>  SevDummy requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  CLUE [69%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  THINK [58%, 1] "Keep it!"
* Sha-ka-ree pongs
* Robot101 thinks Majel bas swallowed a bug
<Blueberrie> vote4 clue
<Sha-ka-ree> vote4 think
<SevDummy> ok, vote4 again
<SevBrett> vote4 think
<jc> vote4 think
<SevDummy> vote4 clue
<_8_of_12_> vote4 thing
<Cinga> vote4 think
<_8_of_12_> vote 4 think
* rrik writes a new /cough routine
<Cinga> Think different.
<lizzyc> vote4 clue
<_8_of_12_> sorry, typo
<TLE> back
<SevDummy> rrik: could you write a routine that allows reconnecting majel when the connection dies?
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  CLUE scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  THINK scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 15 High/Low: 6/0
<rrik> It's already there DUMMY!
<SevDummy> yeah well, how?
<rrik> I think it's called /joinfun
<SevDummy> ah right
<Blueberrie> I don't like Think =(
<Cinga> I do.
<SevDummy> Well... think won, actually..
<Sha-ka-ree> I like think a lot
<rrik> BB: let me explain how smart THINK is, compared to AFFECTS
<Robot101> vote4 clue
<Robot101> cluc clue clue! =)
<SevDummy> =]
<rrik> it shows how the Y2K problem is not in our machines, but in ourselves
<_8_of_12_> Be one with the Y2K
<_TomServo_> I still don't get why it's funny, rrik.
<SevBrett> LOL LOL
<rrik> compared to AFFECTS: that is reasonably smart ;-)
<Blueberrie> Oh
<Sha-ka-ree> vote4 think vote4 think vote4 think vote4 think vote4 think
<rrik> I never said smart
<Cinga> The Y2K problem is in the PCs, not the Macs. That's what's so smart about it. :)
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 133, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Blueberrie> Why do you keep talking about Affects??
<rrik> I never said funny doophoid!
<_8_of_12_> Are we going for twists now?
<Blueberrie> ANd I still don't like it
<Robot101> vote4 this! ::fires at Sha-ka-ree with a BFG9000::
<rrik> bb: it's mine
<Sha-ka-ree> Macs are nice aquariums... once you get the junk out.
*** SevDummy changes topic to 'bleep.... twist now ---goes on here!... waiting for one minute.'
<Blueberrie> So?
<rrik> bb: because it's mine and it's smart
<SevBrett> LOL LOL
<_TomServo_> rrik:  Well if it's not funny, why are we voting for it?
<Blueberrie> Macs rule!
<_8_of_12_> ::wonders how you do that::
<SevDummy> one minute, there you go.
<Cinga> ShaK: yeah right.
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<SevBrett> No, PCs are the best
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about DATE 
<Majel>  "Me Tarzan. You DATE."
<Cinga> BB: You can say that again.
<_TomServo_> keep
<jc> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Cinga> keep
<Sha-ka-ree> keep
<_TomServo_> this is the best one..
<Blueberrie> keep
<SevDummy> keep
<SevBrett> keep
<rrik> keep
<jc> I just want to plug my favourite caption for the Twist cartoon.
<Cinga> It's passable.
<TLE> keep
<lizzyc> keep
<Blueberrie> Oh?
<lizzyc> JC- plug away
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about DATE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 10 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [==============================] Keep = 83 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [======] Cut = 17 %
<rrik> jc: don't bother, this is a tough jury!
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about EVENING 
<Majel>  "Me Tarzan - You free for EVENING?"
<_TomServo_> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<SevBrett> cut
<NintendoGuru> no way
<rrik> Maybe if you throw in the magic W word!
<_8_of_12_> neutral
<Sha-ka-ree> cut
<rrik> keep
<Blueberrie> W?
<Cinga> cut
<SevDummy> yeah or the S.Q. word
<Blueberrie> Oh, right
<jc> I like ME because it so succintly sums up the cartoon - primitive man attempting formal clothes - ME sophisticated - attempting to talk classy but in primitive fashion.
<rrik> anyone enlighten bb about th w word?
<Blueberrie> I like you too, JC~
<jc> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<SevBrett> i find it quite funny too
<_TomServo_> Feh.
<Sha-ka-ree> cut
<Blueberrie> I know the W word
<jc> not ME as in ME but Me as in the punchline ME! :-)
<SevDummy> /me sofissycatered? =]
<rrik> ME is smart, but is ME funny?
<Nuitari> Too bad there's no kender in Star Trek that'd be awesome for SevTrek
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about EVENING.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 6 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [====] Keep = 11 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 11 %
<Majel>  [============================] Cut = 78 %
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about FLATTERED 
<Majel>  "Me Tarzan! You FLATTERED."
<jc> rik: yes it is! Very funny. A veritable gut buster!
<jc> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<Cinga> Kender?
<SevBrett> keep
<Sha-ka-ree> cut
<lizzyc> vut
<Nuitari> yeah
<Blueberrie> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<Cinga> keep
<rrik> cut
<Nuitari> Kender are from Dragonlance :)
<_8_of_12_> HEY, JC! THAT's MY PUNCHLINE YOU CUT!
<TLE> cut
<_TomServo_> keep
<Nuitari> cut
<SevDummy> cut
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about FLATTERED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [============] Keep = 33 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [========================] Cut = 67 %
<Blueberrie> keep
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about HURRY 
<Majel>  "Jane HURRY. Tarzan must have suit back by midnight!"
<SevBrett> 8, trying to win them all?
<rrik> JC: were there any "What's nice Jane like you.." lines sent in?
<_TomServo_> Crud.
<_8_of_12_> THANK'S EVERYONE!
<SevDummy> keep ...lol =]
<_8_of_12_> :-)
<SevBrett> keep
<jc> sorry but you already won one punchline today - don't get greedy now :-)
<rrik> cut
<_TomServo_> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<jc> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<Sha-ka-ree> keep
<Nuitari> keep
<_8_of_12_> Greedy. Hmm. The dark side it is.
<_TomServo_> This is also pretty dang funny.
<SevBrett> LOL LOL
<_8_of_12_> cut
<NintendoGuru> keep
<TLE> cut
<Cinga> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<SevDummy> the first one that wins all four comps in one judging session gets my autograph! =]
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about HURRY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===================] Keep = 54 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=================] Cut = 46 %
<SevBrett> Hmm...
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about ME 
<Majel>  "ME sophisticated"
* SevBrett thinks hard
<Sha-ka-ree> Dummy - on a blank sheet of paper?
<SevBrett> keep
<Sha-ka-ree> keep
<SevDummy> OK, so no-one WANTS my autograph =]
<rrik> keep ME
<Blueberrie> keep
<jc> To be honest, Wendy and I were surprised at how good all the Tarzan submissions were - I thought it would be a hard cartoon to write for but everyone did excellent!
<_8_of_12_> keep
<Cinga> keep
<_TomServo_> Y'know, I think this is the first competition in a long time that I've actually looked at the punchline page... Boy, that helps!
<SevDummy> yes, on a blank sheet of a-4 sized paper!
<SevBrett> ok, on a black CHEQUE
<NintendoGuru> ...
<Blueberrie> I want your autograph!
<_TomServo_> A black cheque?
<rrik> There's the magic W word!
<SevBrett> blank
<SevBrett> oops
<_8_of_12_> Well, it was a brilliant idea, if I do say so myseld
<_TomServo_> Be hard to see the writing, wouldn't it?  =)
<Sha-ka-ree> I want it on a blank cheque too :P
<SevDummy> umm voting?
<Cinga> Want?
<Majel>  Well SevDummy, since you asked: the current punchline is ME 
<Majel>  "ME sophisticated"
<_TomServo_> cut
<Sha-ka-ree> keep
<SevDummy> keep
<SevBrett> keep
<lizzyc> cut
<jc> keep
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about ME.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [==============================] Keep = 82 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [======] Cut = 18 %
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about SWINGING 
<Majel>  "Jane ready for SWINGING good time?"
<_8_of_12_> Sure, JC. You vote for that one. Hmph!
<SevBrett> i seem to have a problem with typos tonight...  {8cŪ
<SevDummy> neutral
<rrik> glad to see JC chose ME rather than SOPHISTICATED as the punchword on this line!
<_8_of_12_> cut
<_TomServo_> cut
<Cinga> cut
<SevBrett> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<rrik> keep
<SevDummy> hehehe
<Cinga> What's that alluding to?
<Blueberrie> So tired...
<Sha-ka-ree> cut
<jc> cut
<Blueberrie> lol
<_TomServo_> He puts the GRR is SWINGER baby, YEAH!
<_TomServo_> Oops "in".
<_8_of_12_> Oh, BEHAVE!
<SevDummy> majel, pick soppoghiosscat.... ehm.. sopcihjeioat!...ehm.. SOPHISOTIJCTE!!!! AARGH
<SevDummy> yeah baby! =]
<lizzyc> cut
<Blueberrie> vote4 so- sop- sophisi... I GIVE UP!!
<Blueberrie> =)
<jc> rik: I remember the fuss when I chose big words to capitalise!
<SevBrett> Tarzan Power...hmm
<rrik> dummy: yep, you know it!
<rrik> JC: as you should!
<SevBrett> I mean Tarzan Powers..funny
<SevDummy> lol =]
<_8_of_12_> I am John Clayton, Lord Greystone!
<Majel>  SevDummy asks about SWINGING.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [====] Keep = 10 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 10 %
<Majel>  [=============================] Cut = 80 %
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<jc> rik: well, I try to choose words that represent the punchline while not being too long - it's a fine line to tread!
<Majel>  SevDummy requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  DATE [83%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  HURRY [54%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  ME [82%, 1] "Keep it!"
<_8_of_12_> That was Tarzan's actual name
<jc> vote4 ME
<rrik> at times I thought you had a little program written by Erwin that would automagically choose the longest word in each pung line
<Cinga> vote4 me
<rrik> vote4 me
<SevDummy> vote4 me
<Sha-ka-ree> vote4 hurry jk
<Sha-ka-ree> vote4 me
<_8_of_12_> vote4 me
<Cinga> Although ME is awfully direct.
<SevBrett> vote4 me
<jc> rik: very funny! (hmm, I might speak to Erwin about that)
<_TomServo_> vote4 date
<Blueberrie> vote4 me
<NintendoGuru> cut
<_TomServo_> !#%$!@!
<NintendoGuru> vote4 hurry
<Blueberrie> lol
<rrik> count me out as Sevman from that moment on!
<lizzyc> vote4 date
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DATE scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  HURRY scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  ME scored 8 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 11 Judges present: 15 High/Low: 8/1
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<Majel> NGGJJJII
<SevBrett> I think it's clear who won...
<Majel> not again!
<rrik> ME won
<rrik> YOU lost
<_8_of_12_> Who wants a song to cap off the morning?
<Majel>  HURRY now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Blueberrie> lol
<Majel>  DATE now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Blueberrie> Not me!!
<Majel>  ME now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<_TomServo_> Crap crappity crap crap... Oh well, at least one of the punchlines I liked won on Sci-Fi...
<Blueberrie> No song!
<Majel>  Majel requested the shortlist:
<SevBrett> what song?
<Cinga> I like to sing too... :)
<Majel> ok so ME won.
<Cinga> But my voice is rusty from lack of use.
<Blueberrie> Evil song.
<_8_of_12_> Dela! I sang it this morning on the chat and no one was impressed
* Sha-ka-ree will strangle 8 if he sings
<SevBrett> umm...ever heard/heard of it
<_8_of_12_> See?
<Blueberrie> Well, it's over.
<Cinga> 8: You didn't hit the notes.
<Blueberrie> I can go to sleep now.
<rrik> could you sum up all four winners? I lost kinda track in all that turmoil!
<_TomServo_> Hey, is anyone here an X-Men fan?  Got something funny for yas if ya are, considering casting rumors for the new movie...
<_8_of_12_> If you've seen George od the Jungle...
<Majel> goood question =]
<TLE> what is the new rumor?
<jc> rik: I'm updating the winning punchlines now...
<Robot101> Okies... now we're all finished, jc and I would like to have a little meeting/discussion about a change to the Sev system we're talking about. =)
* SevBrett hands Blueberrie a pillow and a blanket, there you go
<Majel> seriously, I wouldn't know. It's in the logs..
<jc> Can everyone stay and listen to Robot!
<rrik> jc: you really did improve on your life!
<Blueberrie> What?
<Blueberrie> Change?
<Blueberrie> Oh...
<Blueberrie> Be fast!
<_TomServo_> Change?  We fear change.
<TLE> ?
<jc> This is concerning the competitoins - we may change the whole voting system
<_8_of_12_> Speed bumps won. And Lightsever
<rrik> jc: new year's resolutions 1987?
<_TomServo_> WHAT?!
<jc> tom: lol, how true
<Blueberrie> Uh oh.
<jc> take it away rob
<_TomServo_> I vote NO.
<Blueberrie> And me.
* SevBrett does a drum roll
<_8_of_12_> I vote SING
<Majel> ok
<_8_of_12_> Yay!
<Blueberrie> Tell us more!@
<Robot101> Quiet please!
* SevBrett is giving out socks for use on 8
<Robot101> Right, basically JC and I have been talking at great length about making the system of choosing the finalist punchlines more fair.
<_8_of_12_> I've been waiting for you all my life! Waiting for a miracle!
<Blueberrie> Fair? NOOOO!!!!!!
<Robot101> Currently JC has to read through all of the punchlines and choose the ones he likes.
<_TomServo_> 8!  Shhh!  Thank you.
<Blueberrie> Uh huh.
<SevBrett> go on...
<_8_of_12_> I've been waiting day and night I burn for you!
<_8_of_12_> Oh, you didn't mean me.
<Blueberrie> 8, be quiet!
<Robot101> There are a few disadvantages. It is time consuming for him, and sometimes he misses punchlines that are submited at the end of the week.
<_8_of_12_> Sorry.
<_TomServo_> 8, just for now.  Hushies.
<Blueberrie> Uh huh
<_8_of_12_> Okay. I be quiet.
* SevBrett grabs a sock and stuffs it in 8's mouth
<_8_of_12_> Ow!
* SevBrett takes the sock out
<Robot101> It means that something he hates might've been a really popular punchline, but still not get into the judging session.
<_8_of_12_> Smell bad!
<Blueberrie> Go on.
<lizzyc> yes...
<SevBrett> it's not mine, I don't think...
<_TomServo_> Hmmmm...
<Robot101> So... the system we propose is fairly simple.
<lizzyc> shhhhh
<Blueberrie> Yes..
<lizzyc> which is???
<Blueberrie> ?
<Majel> oh no! I hate the "SIMPLE" word =/
<SevBrett> go on..............
<_8_of_12_> Here comes my big solo!
<Robot101> Sevilians will be allowed to visit the site and request a list of punchlines.
<Blueberrie> Okay...
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<Majel> =]
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