Session Start: Fri Oct 29 19:04:24 1999 * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' -ChanServ- Channel #sevdebug is not registered. JC- you evaded my DB question!!! :( Hi Ho Hum, guess who runs the judging session again j/k :) lizzyc: yes but I gave enough clues that you SHOULD be able to guess it! I'm going to have a look now to see if anyone got it :-) Where are all the others? *** TLE has joined #sevtrek You know... there is one thing I can say that will destroy the session... *** TLE has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) Go on... I got the reduced list No giz here. It came up just fine for me Oh, I hadn't noticed. That's not the one... Is anyone else here using the irc.eldar.org or sev.nl.eu.org servers? No, they're all down! Hmm, so this server is it then? Now the sentence: We should get more servers into sevnet Today is a good day to dilate! no one's here :( Meet the musical little creatures that hide among the flowers. not again!!! Not any more. That was only to warm up the barrel. ics.elementum.co.uk here BTW... is there a sign for PI in ascii? JC- the middle name is John, isn't it? ¼ lizzyc: I just saw the DB and will post a reply to everyone's guesses in a few moments so your answer will be there :-) That didn't work Does anybody see that as Pi? Ack. No. Nope, 1/4 here It was a quarter I don't have 1/4 in my ASCII. JC- I just posted my guesses Mac keyboard settings...  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 039, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. Then what was that? look look!!! It was Pi on my screen. Not on mine. Guru- are you sevguru? oh yeah Just finished writing my homepage... very crude... no frames... *** NintendoGuru is now known as SevGuru haven't uploaded it yet. That's more reasonable. BTW, I've updated the Finalist Punchlines page - it's now ready for judging! But the title pic is great :) Are we ready to begin? * Mark nods I am. okieday, weesa startsen!  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  ATM [0%, 1] "Nominated."  BREATHING [0%, 1] "Nominated."  DIALED [0%, 1] "Nominated."  FUN [0%, 1] "Nominated."  NOT [0%, 1] "Nominated."  WEDGIE [0%, 1] "Nominated." * e_of_PI is ready at 47% yo  Now in ELIMINATE mode. Chat in #SevChat or else I'll make Majel hurt you. >:)  SevGuru asks about ATM   "For the last time, my chest is not an ATM!!!" cut cut cut cut ATM=??? cut cut ATM = automatic teller machine The machuine that gives money from the wall... cut indeed *** coolizzy has joined #sevtrek  SevGuru asks about ATM.  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [] Keep = 0 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====================================] Cut = 100 % cooooolizy! I want lizzyc back!!! WOW!  SevGuru asks about BREATHING   "Now who's having trouble BREATHING?" keep I'm babysitting a puppy here. How do I change my nick keep !!! keep keep but keep keep cut keep  SevGuru asks about BREATHING.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [============================] Keep = 78 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [========] Cut = 22 % kick the old lizzyc  SevGuru asks about DIALED   "You've DIALED long distance from my chest plate for the last time, Admiral!" Type /nick whateveryouwannacallyourself cut] cut cut cut cut cut cut Can someone get rid of lizzyc by any chance? cut we're fast today, aren't we. no lizzy  SevGuru asks about DIALED.  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [] Keep = 0 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====================================] Cut = 100 % *** lizzyc has quit IRC (Ping timeout) *** e_of_PI is now known as whateveryouwannacallyourself I'll wait then  SevGuru asks about FUN   "Make FUN of my breathing, will you..." now I can :) *** coolizzy is now known as lizzyc yeah!! keep keep keep cut cut neutral keep keep  SevGuru asks about FUN.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [======================] Keep = 62 %  [====] Neutral = 12 %  [=========] Cut = 25 %  SevGuru asks about NOT   "For the last time: I am NOT your father!" keep keep cut I have a very depressed puppy here... keep keep cut  SevGuru asks about NOT.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [========================] Keep = 67 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [============] Cut = 33 % cut  SevGuru asks about WEDGIE   "Apologize, or you get a telepathic WEDGIE next!" *** whateveryouwannacallyourself is now known as e_of_PI cut keep keep cut cut keep cut cut  SevGuru asks about WEDGIE.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==============] Keep = 38 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [======================] Cut = 62 %  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  BREATHING [78%, 1] "Keep it!"  FUN [62%, 1] "Keep it!"  NOT [57%, 1] "Keep it!"  Now in FINAL mode. vote4 fun vote4 breathing !!! VOTE4 BREATHING! vote4 breathing vote4 breathing vote4 fun vote4 breathing vote4 fun  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  BREATHING scored 4 vote(s).  FUN scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 4/0 vote4 fun *** TLE has joined #sevtrek hi TLE!!! hi The puppy's name is Minty  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  BREATHING scored 4 vote(s).  FUN scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 11 High/Low: 4/0  NOT now gets status "Cut by SevMan." Does it, by any chance, a musical creature? Who wants to get phizzered? *** TLE has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) JC- thanks for using my Sev Trek idea. I was completly amazed when I saw that my idea was used. :) I do!!! Come on guys, we need your votes! No, just a depressed one because Mum's not home. not vote4 fun Doh! vote4 fun lizzyc: thank YOU for the idea - did you notice many punchlines mentioning you? Repeat votes won't get you anywhere, guys One punchline was "it wasn't my idea, it was lizzyc's"... you're famous now! Oh, I thought we were voting on the last 2 that's sooo cool I would choose BREATHING over FUN as breathing has a bit more irony in it I have little life :) K, JC resolves the tie FUN is kind of snappy but BREATHING has more content in it The winner is BREATHING! It's time for Gaby to choose! I like fun because its mine :) hehe Are we officially deadlocked then? SHould I get Sevqueen in? Oh is it? Mark, its good * Mark nods thanks I'll trust Cartoonist's Influence, John :) Or get Gaby to decide? The other day Wendy and I were trying to decide which movie to watch and we decided to let Gaby decide It's good, Mark, but Breathing is better.  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 138, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. *** DrJonasBashir has joined #sevtrek We do what we can ;)  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  CHOSEN [0%, 1] "Nominated."  CONSERVE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  DEAD [0%, 1] "Nominated."  GREATNESS [0%, 1] "Nominated."  HAIR [0%, 1] "Nominated."  NONAME [0%, 1] "Nominated."  PERSONALITY [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SURVIVE [0%, 1] "Nominated." We decided if her left arm first hit Wendy, then we'd watch Channel 7, if her right arm thenChannel 9 How do I upload something using Netscape? Good Sev! (she chose the show I didn't want to watch) *** _TomServo_ has joined #sevtrek  Now in ELIMINATE mode.  SevGuru asks about CHOSEN   "How come you've never CHOSEN a personality?" keep keep cut Not so many great punchlies in Sevtrek this week. keep keep keep keep  SevGuru asks about CHOSEN.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [===============================] Keep = 86 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=====] Cut = 14 % eofPI: yeah. oh well This one's acceptable. cut  SevGuru asks about CONSERVE   "I'm trying to CONSERVE disk space!!!!!" cut cut cut cut cut cut ??? cut this one's not that funny whew, Dead in the water keep  SevGuru asks about CONSERVE.  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [====] Keep = 12 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================================] Cut = 88 %  SevGuru asks about DEAD   "How come you never stay DEAD?" 4 mutes is too much cut keep keep cut lol keep neutral e_of_PI: Not if there's 7 cuts against it cut cut keep I like the line, but it doesn't fit  SevGuru asks about DEAD.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep for now.".  [================] Keep = 44 %  [====] Neutral = 11 %  [================] Cut = 44 % KFN, any mutes wanna settle it? or neutral? <_TomServo_> Hola! Hi 5 4 3 2 1 ok time's up :P  SevGuru asks about GREATNESS   "No name can capture my GREATNESS." cut neutral keep cut cut keep keep cut keep  SevGuru asks about GREATNESS.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep for now.".  [================] Keep = 44 %  [====] Neutral = 11 %  [================] Cut = 44 % not that it's so good... it's just better.  SevGuru asks about HAIR   "HAIR first, name later." Hmmm, the margerine of lines cut cut neutral cut keep neutral keep keep cut <_TomServo_> keep  SevGuru asks about HAIR.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep for now.".  [==============] Keep = 40 %  [=======] Neutral = 20 %  [==============] Cut = 40 % man that's three KFN's in a row  SevGuru asks about NONAME   "I've got a NONAME-motherboard." <_TomServo_> cut cut cut cut cut I'd rather have KFC... cut cut cut cut  SevGuru asks about NONAME.  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [] Keep = 0 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====================================] Cut = 100 % What was that punchline ment to be??? No idea. Why he has no name...  SevGuru asks about PERSONALITY   "You have a name, I have PERSONALITY." keep cut keep keep keep cut keep keep  SevGuru asks about PERSONALITY.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [===========================] Keep = 75 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=========] Cut = 25 % And this time, JC, we don't even accise you for picking the bad punchlines!  SevGuru asks about SURVIVE   "I want to be the only no-name character to SURVIVE Sev Fleet!" They were all bad to begin with. Accise? cut cut accuse cut <_TomServo_> cut There is a difference between bad and gross keep cut cut *** TLE has joined #sevtrek neutral I didn't say they're gross. they're just bad Some of last week's were...  SevGuru asks about SURVIVE.  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [====] Keep = 12 %  [====] Neutral = 12 %  [===========================] Cut = 75 %  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  CHOSEN [75%, 1] "Keep it!"  DEAD [44%, 1] "Keep for now."  GREATNESS [44%, 1] "Keep for now."  HAIR [40%, 1] "Keep for now."  PERSONALITY [75%, 1] "Keep it!"  Now in FINAL mode. hi again TLE!! And Jonas, why always neutral? Are you UN? hi again.... vote4 greatness vote4 hair bye again... :) ? vote4 greatness vote4 chosen vote4 chosen *** TLE has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) vote4 dead Are those all? I don't like any of these, really Where's TLE going? vote4 hair Or am I cut? vote4 personality brb Guru, can you give the list again? It went too fast  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  CHOSEN [75%, 1] "Keep it!"  DEAD [44%, 1] "Keep for now."  GREATNESS [44%, 1] "Keep for now."  HAIR [40%, 1] "Keep for now."  PERSONALITY [75%, 1] "Keep it!" vote4 greatness <_TomServo_> vote4 hair e_of_PI gets status: "Cut by SevGuru" vote4 personality ouch I was lagging!  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  CHOSEN scored 2 vote(s).  GREATNESS scored 3 vote(s).  HAIR scored 3 vote(s).  PERSONALITY scored 2 vote(s).  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 12 High/Low: 3/0 And besides, you can't cut PI... it's irrational! <_TomServo_> Oik.  DEAD now gets status "Cut by SevMan." Deads, vote But, that is how you get slices Commence discussion! vote4 hair <_TomServo_> Hair is short and snappy. That's why I like it anyway. Greatness is okay but hair is a little snappier and funnier, I think of course you can divide pi. Cut the low totaled ones and vote again Does someone know what's happening to all the historical Sevilians? I like CHOSEN and PERSONALITY I can't decide!  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  CHOSEN scored 1 vote(s).  GREATNESS scored 3 vote(s).  HAIR scored 4 vote(s).  PERSONALITY scored 2 vote(s).  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 12 High/Low: 4/1  CHOSEN now gets status "Cut by SevMan." there went me vote4 personality  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  GREATNESS scored 3 vote(s).  HAIR scored 4 vote(s).  PERSONALITY scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 12 High/Low: 4/0 <_TomServo_> vote4 hair yes! I'd cut PERSONALITY and get them all to vote 4 either HAIR or GREATNESS Hmm maybe not cut greatness! SevQueen? Maybe I'll ask the Sevqueen unless someone wants to convince others to convert I agree with jc... *** Blueberrie has joined #sevtrek Ah, here's one of them heya BB hi BB!!! Let Erin decide! Good Sev BB! They all fit, for differing reasons. Hi BB vote for personality, quick! GREATNESS sums up the doctor's personality well but it's just not as funny or snappy as HAIR Decide? BB, care to vote on Sev Trek? :)  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  GREATNESS [44%, 1] "Keep for now."  HAIR [40%, 1] "Keep for now."  PERSONALITY [75%, 1] "Keep it!" Oh... <_TomServo_> vote4 hair , BB! Hold on The judging session is now on Sev Trek vote 4 greatness PERSONALITY is not bad either but personally I thought CHOSEN was better worded Let her see the finalists I thought so too, JC Hi Blueberrie! :) That is why 1 shot voting is tough They are all equalyy medicore... 8 of 12 says hi!!! Say Hi back Hi back Okay, the page is loading... Pi back John, it's really hard to read the tombstones on the Sev files. I think it is SevQueen time First Erin, then SevQueen. nod gdi vote4 personality  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  GREATNESS scored 3 vote(s).  HAIR scored 4 vote(s).  PERSONALITY scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 11 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 4/0 yes! yes! yes! well now eofPI: Maybe I'll post a closeup when I put it into the archives then  GREATNESS now gets status "Cut by SevMan." Ack, gotta restart ircle... forgot to delete the prefs lately... *** Cinga has quit IRC (Quit: Good sev, severyone...) That can be nice. revote .. hair or personality! vote4 hair vote4 personality vote4 personality <_TomServo_> vote4 hair  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  HAIR scored 3 vote(s).  PERSONALITY scored 5 vote(s).  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 12 High/Low: 5/0 BTW, who is SevGuru today? Is it NG again? That's it, Personality wins WooHoo!!!! How very observant, JC ;) I'd be SevShlamko, but Majel likes me not...  WoooHooo!!!! Yeehar! *** TLE has joined #sevtrek How many in a row is it now NG? Who else would be Guru? Although I like the wording "You have a name, I have a personality" a tad better jc: four or so, heh *** Cinga has joined #sevtrek Ever sice Dummy disapeeared The Dummy Files! ???  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 136, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. He... disappeared? Yeah, it would sound better as a personality... What happened? Erwin? We vanished from the Sev Space a personality :)  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  BALD [0%, 2] "Nominated."  COMB [0%, 2] "Nominated."  ENDANGERED [0%, 2] "Nominated."  FLIGHT [0%, 2] "Nominated."  FOOL [0%, 2] "Nominated."  PRESLEY [0%, 2] "Nominated."  RUG [0%, 2] "Nominated."  SOLO [0%, 2] "Nominated."  SPECIES [0%, 2] "Nominated."  TOUPEED [0%, 2] "Nominated." I am now worried brb I'll maybe call him  Now in ELIMINATE mode. ELIMINATE MAJEL  SevGuru asks about BALD   "What he doesn't know is I go for BALD eagles" cut cut cut <_TomServo_> keep cut cut keep Giz says on the DB to yell out GONG, so, GONG!! =) cut bye bye HGONG! keep HGONG CAKENDER the whole twist this week is rather boring 12,0`%0,12%,2,12`%12,2%,1,2`%2,1%,16,1 GONG! 2,1`%1,2%`12,2,%2,12%`0,12,%12,0%` *** TLE has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) keep  SevGuru asks about BALD.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==============] Keep = 40 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [======================] Cut = 60 % cute cut  SevGuru asks about COMB   "Well, it's better than a COMB-over, right?" cut John, how about a scarecraw for next week twist> cut cut cut keep keep cut You'll have 3 birds in a raw.  SevGuru asks about COMB.  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 6 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==========] Keep = 29 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==========================] Cut = 71 % Read the IB for more details  SevGuru asks about ENDANGERED   "We're ENDANGERED, not desperate." I prefer my birds cooked keep How about a featherless bird? <_TomServo_> keep keep keep keep keep keep keep cut eofPI: scarecrow? why's that? keep Like in the wizard of oz  SevGuru asks about ENDANGERED.  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [================================] Keep = 90 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====] Cut = 10 %  SevGuru asks about FLIGHT   "Bob's having a mid-FLIGHT crisis." the thing that scares craws from crops cut keep That has no brain cut cut this is clever Dummy cut keep cut He's not really in flight. keep  SevGuru asks about FLIGHT.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==============] Keep = 38 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [======================] Cut = 62 % <_TomServo_> keep It's a pun. And a good one too.  SevGuru asks about FOOL   "Honestly, I don't know who he's trying to FOOL with that thing." cut cut cut Keep cut cut cut cut cut  SevGuru asks about FOOL.  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [] Keep = 0 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====================================] Cut = 100 %  SevGuru asks about PRESLEY   "Eagle PRESLEY" who wants the Sev Anthem, sung by me? cut cut cut You know, TT's phrase can make a good twist... <_TomServo_> cut cut Sev Anthem? cut cut cut neutral cut  SevGuru asks about PRESLEY.  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [] Keep = 0 %  [====] Neutral = 10 %  [================================] Cut = 90 %  SevGuru asks about RUG   "I'm telling you it's a RUG." It was on the DB some days ago... keep cut keep keep neutral neutral cut cut <_TomServo_> keep  SevGuru asks about RUG.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [================] Keep = 44 %  [========] Neutral = 22 %  [============] Cut = 33 % But Giz and I already wrote a sev anthem! cut  SevGuru asks about SOLO   "He'll be flying SOLO for a while!" cut You can draw musical creatures between the flowers cut Personally, My "Gym Quirk's alter eagle" was better. Almost a year ago... cut cut cut keep cut I agree cut  SevGuru asks about SOLO.  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [====] Keep = 12 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================================] Cut = 88 %  SevGuru asks about SPECIES   "He is so self-conscious about the SPECIES name." cut cut cut <_TomServo_> cut keep John, do you consider crossovers seriously? cut cut cut heh, he already had Pickhard, and the Pits trio in a Twist  SevGuru asks about SPECIES.  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [====] Keep = 12 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================================] Cut = 88 % keep *** jc has left #sevtrek ack  SevGuru asks about TOUPEED   "The endangered TOUPEED eagle" Oh Bye. *** jc has joined #sevtrek heh re jc cut keep keep keep keep  Well SevGuru, since you asked: the current punchline is TOUPEED   "The endangered TOUPEED eagle" And Ten and Scummy in Pits. cut sorry, the chatting seemed to have frozen keep cut A rare breed indeed cut keep hey Jc :)  SevGuru asks about TOUPEED.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [========================] Keep = 67 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [============] Cut = 33 %  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  ENDANGERED [90%, 2] "Keep it!"  RUG [40%, 2] "Keep for now."  TOUPEED [67%, 2] "Keep it!"  Now in FINAL mode. rreeeeeetttwwetrrrrrteeeetttttrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee vote4 endangered Oops... fell on my keyboard... vote4 endangered vote4 toupeed vote4 toupeed vote4 endangered Sorry, was off for a minute... that "Alter Eagle" proposition was great. vote4 TOUPEED vote4 endangered vote4 endangered So, what are you smoking? <_TomServo_> vote4 endangered :) vote4 toupeed  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  ENDANGERED scored 6 vote(s).  TOUPEED scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 6/0 my elbow sliped Regarding Alter Eagle, I thought it was really clever but too much of a Sev Trek injoke to be used as Twist's final caption lol O.K. * Nuitari yawns I don't think so. agreed on ENDANGERED? * e_of_PI yawns I like it Who doesn't know Gym Quirk? It's contagious! yes I do Anyway, you could have used Jim Kirk. You could transform Quirk into an eagle in Sev Trek... Just a thought. vote4 endangered The winner is ENDANGERED!  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 146, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. Perhaps there are guys who only do twist and not sevtrek...  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  ARE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  DOOR [0%, 1] "Nominated."  LEFTOVERS [0%, 1] "Nominated."  MORE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  PERSONALITY [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SOCIAL [0%, 1] "Nominated."  STICKERS [0%, 1] "Nominated."  WARDROBE [0%, 1] "Nominated." That's a sad thought  Now in ELIMINATE mode. Highly unlikely.  SevGuru asks about ARE   "Wouldn't it be easier to lable the things that ARE y2k compliant?" but possible. keep cut cut cut cut cut * TerrorTeen cocks her eyebrow in a velcron style cut keep too smart for Lance to say keep  SevGuru asks about ARE.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [============] Keep = 33 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [========================] Cut = 67 % cut * e_of_PI oo-moxes  SevGuru asks about DOOR   "Just stick one on the apartment DOOR and save yourself the trouble." *** _TomServo_ has left #sevtrek That is why I focused on his hair... agh! yourself keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep cut JC you spoiler ;P  SevGuru asks about DOOR.  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [================================] Keep = 90 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====] Cut = 10 %  SevGuru asks about LEFTOVERS   "Try labelling some of the LEFTOVERS in the fridge." keep keep A door to door agreeance! keep keep keep cut cut cut cut  SevGuru asks about LEFTOVERS.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [====================] Keep = 56 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================] Cut = 44 % keep  SevGuru asks about MORE   "Looks like you will have to order MORE tags." cut keep keep neutral cut \cut cut keep kkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppp  SevGuru asks about MORE.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~  It now gets status "Keep for now.".  [===============] Keep = 43 %  [=====] Neutral = 14 %  [===============] Cut = 43 % I've had momentary amnesia, and got really confused for a little while; which punchline won for Trek keep keep cut Personality lizzyc: PERSONALITY thanks  SevGuru asks about MORE.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [==================] Keep = 50 %  [====] Neutral = 10 %  [==============] Cut = 40 % lizzyc: reload the Finalists page - I've added the winnign punchline to the comic strip already  SevGuru asks about PERSONALITY   "Don't forget your PERSONALITY." cut keep cut keep That's fast! cut cut another personality keep His personality isn't y2k compliant ... it's nonexistant :P cut keep * Mark agrees  SevGuru asks about PERSONALITY.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [================] Keep = 44 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====================] Cut = 56 % keep  SevGuru asks about SOCIAL   "Have you labeled your SOCIAL life?" can I remind you that Herman is based on JC? keep cut cut keep cut keep cut cut .. same reason as above :P poor JC cut  SevGuru asks about SOCIAL.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==============] Keep = 38 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [======================] Cut = 62 % neutral His social life is better than Lance's... Sounds like me.  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  DOOR [90%, 1] "Keep it!"  LEFTOVERS [60%, 1] "Keep it!"  MORE [50%, 1] "Keep it!"  PERSONALITY [50%, 1] "Equal vote."  STICKERS [0%, 1] "Nominated."  WARDROBE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  Now in FINAL mode. This one's great At least he has a girlfriend! Lance needs no one but himself Except for Burger Girl. :( oops hold on  Now in ELIMINATE mode. vote4 leftovers I forgot those vote4 door Ah! vote4 door vote4 wardrobe  SevGuru asks about STICKERS   "Are those STICKERS y2k compliant?" Where are we? eliminate mode? Halt voting4! keep halt the voting, I forgot two punches!! keep keep keep cut Oh...Ok THIS is great, I was saying keep  SevGuru asks about STICKERS.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 6 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [==============================] Keep = 83 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [======] Cut = 17 %  SevGuru asks about WARDROBE   "While you're at it, label your WARDROBE." cut keep cut cut cut keep too many mutes I like wardrobe - says Herman's clothing sense is out of date in a subtle kind of way cut keep *** Lunitari has joined #sevtrek The pits always have great punchlines... Sevtrek is falling behind  SevGuru asks about WARDROBE.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==============] Keep = 38 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [======================] Cut = 62 % His wardrobe isn't 20th century compliant  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  DOOR [90%, 1] "Keep it!"  LEFTOVERS [60%, 1] "Keep it!"  MORE [50%, 1] "Keep it!"  PERSONALITY [50%, 1] "Equal vote."  STICKERS [83%, 1] "Keep it!"  Now in FINAL mode. Its a Voyager thing *** TT has joined #sevtrek *** Nuitari has quit IRC (Ping timeout) Or even 5th century... =] It's no century compliant! okay, NOW you can vote! :) vote4 leftovers vote4 stickers How did a TT get in here? vote4 stickers *** TerrorTeen has quit IRC (Ping timeout) My vote changed *** lizzyc has quit IRC (Ping timeout) vote4 door vote4 stickers Whah, me! vote4 wardrobe vote4 stickers *** TT is now known as TerrorTeen Both are good: stickers and wardrobe  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  DOOR scored 1 vote(s).  LEFTOVERS scored 1 vote(s).  STICKERS scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 6 Judges present: 11 High/Low: 4/1 You just had an out of sev moment! Don't cut now... brb We need more votes! vote4 leftovers  PERSONALITY now gets status "Cut by SevMan." * Mark ponders the wonders of Sev Space  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  DOOR scored 1 vote(s).  LEFTOVERS scored 2 vote(s).  STICKERS scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 11 High/Low: 4/1 The one Dummy is not in LEFTOVERS is a nice comment on the Pits as well as tying it into Y2K  MORE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." I already had troubles with my connection.  DOOR now gets status "Cut by SevMan."  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  LEFTOVERS scored 2 vote(s).  STICKERS scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 6 Judges present: 11 High/Low: 4/0 vote4 leftovers ooh, this is getting tough any more votes? And john. in the rare case it wins, omit the "try"  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  LEFTOVERS scored 3 vote(s).  STICKERS scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 11 High/Low: 4/0 4 mutes Hello *** FLaszlo has quit IRC (Ping timeout) 3.1415926535 Sevqueen? Yes, I'd say so eofPI - actually I thought I'd omit "some of" Gotta go. Good sev, severyone... bye cinga Bye! See ya! Sev ya later! bye! Ah vote4 leftovers ah? :) =] shall I get the Sevqueen to vote on this one? Pi r square? No, pi are good and tasty! Yes Yes jc  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  LEFTOVERS scored 4 vote(s).  STICKERS scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 4/0 *** Cinga has quit IRC (Quit: Good sev, severyone...) *** lizzyc has joined #sevtrek and the pendulum sways the other way... Hmm... vote4 stickers *** _TomServo_ has joined #sevtrek ack vote4 leftovers lizzyc, tomservo! This is pits z= 3+ 2i final vote4  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  LEFTOVERS [60%, 1] "Keep it!"  STICKERS [83%, 1] "Keep it!" I know!! My dumb computer bombed <_TomServo_> neutral Only LEFTOVERS and STICKERS left vote4 stickers Tom-its cote4 vote4 imean These are leftovers stickers! <_TomServo_> I know, I just don't care either wya. <_TomServo_> way. Ah final result SevGuru  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  LEFTOVERS scored 3 vote(s).  STICKERS scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 11 High/Low: 4/0 Well, you missed everything else. If you do't care, don't be here!!!!!!!!!!! Again... and there it goes back the other way SevQueen, Mr John Well. okay, SEVQUEEN!~ <_TomServo_> Well, my heart wasn't in the judging session today anyway. Oh You can be neutral, but you can't be mute! Try me! <_TomServo_> Hey, e? Bite me. Whatever. * e_of_PI bites Tomservo * TerrorTeen bites TomServo Bite ME! * SevGuru breaks out the cattle prod =P * TerrorTeen bites Bashir Ack! * _TomServo_ hammers e_of_PI and Terrorteen into small piles of protoplasm. * e_of_PI bites DrJonasBashir I have spoken to the Sevqueen... * SevGuru shocks e and Tom * TerrorTeen slaps DrJonasBashir around a bit with a large trout ...she has made her decision... yes... aah! and 12,0`%0,12%,2,12`%12,2%,1,2`%2,1%,16,1 drumroll please 2,1`%1,2%`12,2,%2,12%`0,12,%12,0%` *** TerrorTeen is now known as protoplasm zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ...she chose the punchlines which she deemed "more Pits like" to quote her verbatim... ...and the winner is... ... LEFTOVERS!!! Yeahhhhhhh! Ack! awww * protoplasm applauds * SevGuru plays a fanfare <_TomServo_> Leftovers ALWAYS win! They're unstoppable! Aaaiiiiieeee!!! These are protoplasm leftovers! Hey! They're coming to take you away  STICKERS now gets status "Cut by SevMan."  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  LEFTOVERS scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 3 Judges present: 11 High/Low: 3/0 This session is now over! GOOD SEV!!! Oh, wait, those are Majel words * _TomServo_ yawns incredibly widely. ELIMINATE JUDGING SESSION Yes, those are my words ... and now I shall speak them! <_TomServo_> Oy vey I'm tired...  Now in OFF mode.  ===== The voting is now over! ===== Session Close: Fri Oct 29 20:05:06 1999